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[–]biotroll 8 points9 points ago

Heh, those two zombies are actually friends of my friend during the Stockholm Zombie walk I think last year or the year before. That photo has been popping up all around the internet.

Edit: in addition to that, I was in Stockholm last year the day the Zombie Walk was, and didn't know it. Needless to say I was wondering exactly WHAT THE FUCK was going on as about 500 zombies came walking down the street.

[–]panaflax 32 points33 points ago

you've never actually heard black people talking, have you?

[–]all1en 5 points6 points ago

That black man is probably not speaking English as he is Ethiopian or Somalian. IIRC this picture is taken in Sweden, so Swedish is an option too.

[–]CONSTANTGIFS 4 points5 points ago

That's what I was thinking... Why is a totally corporate friendly black guy saying 'my nigga' op was raised by a tv.

[–]Shiki_Senri 3 points4 points ago

I have black friends that says mah niggah to each other. So im pretty sure that's not true.

[–]CONSTANTGIFS 1 point2 points ago

I was raised in a town where I was one of the only white kids, and only the douchy poser black kids had to say nigga every second word.

[–]IStandUpForYou 0 points1 point ago

Does that make every black person say that?

[–]cookiesandbubbles 4 points5 points ago

As a real Black person, not all of us say 'my nigga'. Half of the ones who used nigga, don't say 'my nigga'. Usually, it's bitch ass nigga. That nigga. Fuck you nigga. I will beat yo ass nigga. You do have those who say 'my nigga'. But it's a minority. I'm just saying.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 1 point2 points ago

Individualism and shit, some people say it, some people don't, no need to categorize this shit.

[–]platinum001 6 points7 points ago

is it just me or does that guy look like Bubbles from The Wire

[–]jesus_de_lespace 5 points6 points ago

He could be a business manager making an important call about corporate matters. Just because he's a fucking black guy, doesn't mean he would talk like that. I feel like I'm seeing this racist bullshit 100X more often here in the last week. I need to stop redditing.

[–]token_black_dude 3 points4 points ago

Agreed brotha. It really depresses me that this community not only puts up with that crap, but encourages it too.

[–]dingley_berry 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with everyone downvoting these two?

[–]jesus_de_lespace 0 points1 point ago

I think people are saying that we can't take a joke.

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[–]dingley_berry 0 points1 point ago

100% serious. It isn't a funny joke.

[–]jesus_de_lespace 0 points1 point ago

Whoah, sorry I meant that for /u/token_black_dude. I know you're serious.

[–]jesus_de_lespace 0 points1 point ago

I'm having trouble telling if you're joking or not, because of your username and opening line.

[–]token_black_dude 0 points1 point ago

I am not joking. I find it offensive and its disheartening to see that the majority of people here encourage it.

[–]jesus_de_lespace 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]rarkai 1 point2 points ago

Captioner: "Hrmmm he's black, so lets have him call his friend a nigger. There, that seems accurate."

[–]BCbud1987 0 points1 point ago

This would be a hilarious scene in a zombie film.

[–]phdarnell 0 points1 point ago

Would have been funnier if you said "Lil nigga, imma have to call you back."

[–]imaspy 0 points1 point ago

How do things like this get so many upvotes?