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[–]joestl 90 points91 points ago

The delay on my camera sucks almost as bad

[–]SullivansTravels 61 points62 points ago

The delay? You mean the Sun really was between his fingers when the button was pushed..? Buy a Nikkon, only .03 secs delay instead of 46 minutes.

[–]john-r 82 points83 points ago

Nice try Nikkon

[–]0xD153A53 11 points12 points ago

Chinese knockoff?

[–]john-r 6 points7 points ago

I thought it was spelt wrong

[–]MalvadoEsquema 2 points3 points ago

Still more reliable than a Nixon, though.

[–]DrPumpenstein 0 points1 point ago

Joke.killer ....ZZzzzZz

[–]yamehameha 0 points1 point ago

There is no delay, the guy is merely trying to show his dick size.

[–]Juus 120 points121 points ago

[–]zuus 18 points19 points ago

Hello, brethren.

[–]glaedr 37 points38 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is the top comment every time this picture gets posted.

[–]VikingOfLove 18 points19 points ago

Whoah, it's the bad guy from True Lies.

[–]hapaxLegomina 67 points68 points ago

OP has tried this SIX TIMES and still hasn't gotten it right.

title comnts points age /r/
When you think a post is going to hit the front page but it just gets 1 comment and a lonely upvote 6coms 17pts 26dys funny
When you try your best and you don't succeed 8coms 35pts 2mos pics
Every time I try to take a photo... 2coms 2pts 1mo gifs
"Am I on it?" 21coms 310pts 10mos funny
Catch the sun...Right... 9coms 119pts 10mos funny
Missed a little 0coms -4pts 23dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]DrHasnoCash 5 points6 points ago

My iPod only opens the comment threads. Are the pics the same or did he try multiple times?

[–]hapaxLegomina 15 points16 points ago

They're all the same, submitted by different users. I'm being frightfully clever, you see.

[–]DrHasnoCash 0 points1 point ago

ahhh

[–]glaedr 0 points1 point ago

He's tried to get to the front page with the same photo multiple times. OP isn't the photographer or the subject of the photo.

[–]DrHasnoCash 0 points1 point ago

oh what a deauche

[–]glaedr 1 point2 points ago

No, ignore me, I was incorrect. For some reason, hapaxLegomina was just pointing out that this has been posted before.

[–]UnholyDemigod 1 point2 points ago

THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!! QUICKLY, ANYONE WHO WAS ENJOYING THIS:

STOP IMMEDIATELY

THIS IS A REPOST!!! THE ONLY WAY TO CURE THE NEW-FOUND HURT IN YOUR BUTT IS TO BECOME OUTRAGED AND INDIGNANT!!!
EVEN IF IT IS NEW TO YOU, THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO LET THIS GRIEVOUS INJUSTICE CONTINUE!!!

THANK YOU, INTERNET HERO, FOR BRINGING THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF THE COMMON FOLK!!!

A RULE OF THUMB: IF YOU DID NOT PERSONALLY CREATE THE CONTENT WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS, IT IS NOT WORTHY OF THE REDDIT COMMUNITY'S HIGH STANDARDS. I HOPE OP DOES THE HONORABLE THING AND TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. A RITUALISTIC SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY TO RIGHT THAT WHICH HE HAS WRONGED.

[–]RobotFolkSinger 0 points1 point ago

And the title that succeeds.. is Nailed it.

[–]pokelord13 0 points1 point ago

I like the gif version in there lol

[–]VAGINA_PLUNGER 0 points1 point ago

Why is #4 tagged as NSFW?

[–]notsurewhatiam 1 point2 points ago

Sad....

[–]nononao -5 points-4 points ago

I downvoted all I was able.

[–]Afkbio 9 points10 points ago

The retarded look make this photo so genuine. I chuckled

[–]DrHasnoCash 1 point2 points ago

The op username too

[–]31415927 3 points4 points ago

Jimmy Kimmel?

[–]TheCompass 3 points4 points ago

[–]ohrlee 14 points15 points ago

the length of her penis

[–]Cronon94 24 points25 points ago

Her penis?

[–]Birdslapper 18 points19 points ago

Her penis.

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 3 points4 points ago

Herpe nis.

[–]spanglish14 2 points3 points ago

Her pen is what?

[–]Fuglypump 0 points1 point ago

In her penis.

[–]Gentleman_Cho 2 points3 points ago

Missed it by thaaaaaat much.

[–]Roalviro 0 points1 point ago

I SOCLNO

stayedonchairlaughingnothingoff

[–]Trying2MakeYouLOL 0 points1 point ago

If you look reaally closely you can see that he's grabbing the planet Pluto.

[–]farceur318 4 points5 points ago

If you look reaally closely you can see that he's grabbing the planet Pluto.

[–]runtheplacered -1 points0 points ago

If you look reaally closely you can see that he's grabbing the dwarf planet Pluto.

[–]Bangsta 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I just don't understand reddit.

Where are all the people screaming "REPOST!?"?

[–]koolgoben 0 points1 point ago

Maybe because this is a repost?

[–]Bangsta -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I know. That's why I'm wondering.

[–]The_GenuineArticle -1 points0 points ago

*le Nailed it

[–]Berwickmex 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When you think a post is going to hit the front page but it just gets 1 comment and a lonely upvote 6coms 17pts 26dys funny
When you try your best and you don't succeed 8coms 35pts 2mos pics
Every time I try to take a photo... 2coms 2pts 1mo gifs
"Am I on it?" 21coms 310pts 10mos funny
Catch the sun...Right... 9coms 119pts 10mos funny
Missed a little 0coms -4pts 23dys funny

[–]I-aim-for-downvotes 6 points7 points ago

How can you be so stupid?

[–]PC-Bjorn 0 points1 point ago

Your username is a lie! Also, I will best this so-called nailing TOMORROW!

[–]TheAngelW 0 points1 point ago

Fucking light, how does it work?

Seriously.

People really dont realise they just have make sure the shadow of their fingers is on the objective? It's like all this setup is MADE TO help you achieve a successful picture.

[–]FranzWilhelmIII 0 points1 point ago

Close enough

[–]computergroove -1 points0 points ago

He was showing the sun the size of his penis.

[–]LongRun1 1 point2 points ago

It probably looks perfect through his eye.

[–]LordDerbe -1 points0 points ago

yo just because from your point of view it looks correct doesnt mean your camera will capture what you see

[–]leafsfan67 -1 points0 points ago

Is that Karl from workaholics?

[–]eeljte -1 points0 points ago

IM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD YOU BIG MOMMAS BOY

[–]ObeseSnake -1 points0 points ago

I'm squishing the sun. I'll squish your head next.

[–]Chillheids -1 points0 points ago

This is funny and original.

[–]iankstarr -1 points0 points ago

"Oh, look how tiny this piece of sky is!"

[–]HOBrFINCl -1 points0 points ago

Patience is a virtue

[–]pete1729 -1 points0 points ago

If by nailed it you mean you hit it with a hammer, then yes.

[–]PongApp 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kazgard 1 point2 points ago

Thought this immediately.

[–]Turdmeist -1 points0 points ago

Can't believe how hard I lol'ed at this...

[–]sickofyourshit1999 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe I can only downvote you once.

[–]RedditMartian 0 points1 point ago

genius

[–]cscmitts -1 points0 points ago

You did get a perfect picture of you pinching the sky. Good work.

[–]thegrassqueen 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of when I asked a guy to take a picture of my boyfriend and I at Hershey Park. Got home and looked at the picture... Not quite.

[–]sickofyourshit1999 0 points1 point ago

NnobOdy ffuCkiNG carRes

[–]thegrassqueen 0 points1 point ago

I'm sick of your shit.

[–]Redfoo 1 point2 points ago

I made this last time this was on the front page and people seemed to like it, so here it is again for those who haven't seen it:

Tatooine'd it

[–]VAGINA_PLUNGER 0 points1 point ago

Is that a guy or a girl?

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was indicating the size of his dick

[–]anotherredditor2 1 point2 points ago

you know what you also nailed? this repost!!!

[–]LesterLomax 0 points1 point ago

This guy looks quite a lot like Seth Rogan

[–]bcb77 0 points1 point ago

I hate when people take forever to take a picture.

[–]xPulse 0 points1 point ago

Rob Schneider, is that you?

[–]unvorsum 0 points1 point ago

Unforced perspective.

[–]cillyfox 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this post a number of times and I still get a slight giggle every time I see it.

[–]Gymclasshero26 -2 points-1 points ago

It's alright, he is just expressing the size of his penis

[–]Anon_Y_Mous_PDX -2 points-1 points ago

I think when his girlfriend, who was taking the picture, said "yeah that's about right", she was talking about something else.

[–]CidofCidsley -4 points-3 points ago

This is epic.

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[–]SullivansTravels 4 points5 points ago

Of what, advertising scams?