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Twins! (imgur.com)
submitted 1 day ago by deanoplex
[–]bmc112889 17 points18 points19 points 13 hours ago
When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
[–]int3rwebz3 2 points3 points4 points 11 hours ago
So say if you're getting an x-ray at the doctors, would you see the baby inside?
[–]bmc112889 1 point2 points3 points 10 hours ago
I would imagine so, yes. It is a foreign object so if the x-ray was targeted at the abdomen it would probably be visible.
[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
How does it feel having a baby absorbed inside you?
[–]bmc112889 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Conquering my twin brother inside the battle-realm of mother's womb was akin to the feeling I experienced when I defeated my cousin Mose in last year's snake wrangling competition on our Uncle's dairy farm.
Having a baby absorbed inside of me today is an awful lot like what I imagine Wolverine feels having all of that adamantium inside of his body. He is invincible even without that adamantium but is made much stronger with it.
You know, its funny, your question reminds me of an old fairy tale my grandmother used to tell me when I was a child. It was called "Die Kobold Essen." In English, roughly, it is about a goblin who gains special powers by eating children who refuse to learn their rules.
[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
It's a German story, right?
It is a Germanic story, yes. It has been slightly modernized over the years but my grandmother stuck with the original.
[–]noni_five -1 points0 points1 point 10 hours ago
AMA please?
[–]bmc112889 3 points4 points5 points 10 hours ago
I was just quoting Dwight Schrute from The Office. This quote seemed appropriate for this thread. Although, if you like, I could start a fictitious AMA in the character of Dwight Schrute. I have seen every episode several times, have a strong grasp on who "Dwight Schrute" is, and (if my may say so) am pretty creative.
[–]americnleprchaun 6 points7 points8 points 14 hours ago
The Mütter Museum!
[–]Yo5yoman2 14 points15 points16 points 1 day ago
Imagine haveing to live like that...
[–]Jenn19902012 27 points28 points29 points 21 hours ago
Looks like they didn't have to live through it too long
[–]SpaghettiFarmer 9 points10 points11 points 15 hours ago
Yup. Proof that two heads are better than one.
[–]bhender 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
You must be referencing their male genitalia. Male, because they're on reddit.
[–]epatti0914 13 points14 points15 points 16 hours ago
Imagine having to birth that.
[–]sjlopez87 1 point2 points3 points 16 hours ago
haveing?
[–]DataKeeper 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
*having
[–]thewhalesvagina -3 points-2 points-1 points 11 hours ago
Emagine haveing two walke...
[–]SuspendsPants 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
Imagine HALVING that!
[–]el_monstruo 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago
United outside and in!
[–]sjlopez87 6 points7 points8 points 16 hours ago
Overly Attachted Twin?
[–]shortnblonde 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
Mmmm, oats.
[–]Onatu 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
Oh, the Mutter Museum! I love that place. So very disturbing and yet so very fascinating.
[–]Gobuchul 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
Running gag between them: Did you see that?
[–]marrymejordain 6 points7 points8 points 16 hours ago
if one was happy and one was sad, they'd be all like :S
[–]omgitsdylan 2 points3 points4 points 22 hours ago
There's a whole museum of shit like this at the medical school/hospital in Loma Linda California.
[–]Kyllenios 13 points14 points15 points 18 hours ago
I think this particular specimen is from the Mütter in Philadelphia.
[–]BornGhost 3 points4 points5 points 16 hours ago
Indeed. I was just there recently and saw this. If it wasn't this, it was something very similar to it.
[–]DogWHOspeaks 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago
I saw a guy keel over when I went. The Ems lady did not like my question about putting him on display.
[–]Kusala 1 point2 points3 points 11 hours ago
You can even buy stuff like this at the Evolution Store in NYC.
[–]Kyllenios 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
Whaaaaa?!?!?! Shut up and take my money!
[–]DontGoogleMeee 1 point2 points3 points 14 hours ago
Now Kiss!
[–]jdubs610 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
That could not have been comfortable.
[–]ak_ 0 points1 point2 points 13 hours ago
"Love is looking together in the same direction."
[–]smooth80 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
Dead!
[–]FlyingSpiritDove 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
I have a painting of these two hanging in my room :)
[–]blastshieldaddiction 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
"Whatcha think'n?" "Whatcha think'n?" hahahahahahha jinx!
[–]VidenTheColdOne 0 points1 point2 points 12 hours ago
I have to say, the mutter museum was awesome.
[–]Capps14e 0 points1 point2 points 11 hours ago
FU - SION - fuck.
[–]trainset 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
twiN
[–]olivortex 0 points1 point2 points 9 hours ago
"Split personality you gotta unferstand, once you come to help me got a knife in my hand, I'ma split you up eat you up like a cannibal".
[–]kapten_knark 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
I'm a twin myself. I feel like this every day...
[–]JakeTehSnake 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
One half male the other half female....All fun until masturbation gets you pregnant. o_O
[–]fuqyocouch 0 points1 point2 points 2 hours ago
I wonder if they survived.
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[–]killakittens 0 points1 point2 points 17 hours ago
so whatcha thinkn.. oh.. the same thing yer thinkn.. oh..
[–]Immediately_Hostile 0 points1 point2 points 15 hours ago
Ah, when the act of looking the other way breaks your twin's neck.
[–]sgoshorty -1 points0 points1 point 14 hours ago
I LOVE PARTIES THAT NEVER END...
[–]chrisnthat -4 points-3 points-2 points 14 hours ago
Wonder if they survived to old age.
[–]Multimind 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
Don't seem like it. Looks like they are standing on a table, and the proportions are not adult.
[–]chrisnthat 0 points1 point2 points 14 hours ago
Sorry it was a joke, albeit a not very well put together one. I judged not by the size of their skeletons.
[–]BluApex 1 point2 points3 points 13 hours ago
No, it was fine, people are just slow sometimes.
[–]lebelgedu91 -3 points-2 points-1 points 15 hours ago
Now kiss!
[–]Spants23 -1 points0 points1 point 16 hours ago
but we dont look Ali- ALIKE!?...ooohhh twiiiiins
[–]TheBaltimoron -4 points-3 points-2 points 15 hours ago
20/20 would fuck
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