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[–]bmc112889 17 points18 points ago

When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

[–]int3rwebz3 2 points3 points ago

So say if you're getting an x-ray at the doctors, would you see the baby inside?

[–]bmc112889 1 point2 points ago

I would imagine so, yes. It is a foreign object so if the x-ray was targeted at the abdomen it would probably be visible.

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

How does it feel having a baby absorbed inside you?

[–]bmc112889 0 points1 point ago

Conquering my twin brother inside the battle-realm of mother's womb was akin to the feeling I experienced when I defeated my cousin Mose in last year's snake wrangling competition on our Uncle's dairy farm.

Having a baby absorbed inside of me today is an awful lot like what I imagine Wolverine feels having all of that adamantium inside of his body. He is invincible even without that adamantium but is made much stronger with it.

You know, its funny, your question reminds me of an old fairy tale my grandmother used to tell me when I was a child. It was called "Die Kobold Essen." In English, roughly, it is about a goblin who gains special powers by eating children who refuse to learn their rules.

[–]int3rwebz3 0 points1 point ago

It's a German story, right?

[–]bmc112889 0 points1 point ago

It is a Germanic story, yes. It has been slightly modernized over the years but my grandmother stuck with the original.

[–]noni_five -1 points0 points ago

AMA please?

[–]bmc112889 3 points4 points ago

I was just quoting Dwight Schrute from The Office. This quote seemed appropriate for this thread. Although, if you like, I could start a fictitious AMA in the character of Dwight Schrute. I have seen every episode several times, have a strong grasp on who "Dwight Schrute" is, and (if my may say so) am pretty creative.

[–]americnleprchaun 6 points7 points ago

The Mütter Museum!

[–]Yo5yoman2 14 points15 points ago

Imagine haveing to live like that...

[–]Jenn19902012 27 points28 points ago

Looks like they didn't have to live through it too long

[–]SpaghettiFarmer 9 points10 points ago

Yup. Proof that two heads are better than one.

[–]bhender 0 points1 point ago

You must be referencing their male genitalia. Male, because they're on reddit.

[–]epatti0914 13 points14 points ago

Imagine having to birth that.

[–]sjlopez87 1 point2 points ago

haveing?

[–]DataKeeper 1 point2 points ago

*having

[–]thewhalesvagina -3 points-2 points ago

Emagine haveing two walke...

[–]SuspendsPants 0 points1 point ago

Imagine HALVING that!

[–]el_monstruo 3 points4 points ago

United outside and in!

[–]sjlopez87 6 points7 points ago

Overly Attachted Twin?

[–]shortnblonde 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm, oats.

[–]Onatu 1 point2 points ago

Oh, the Mutter Museum! I love that place. So very disturbing and yet so very fascinating.

[–]Gobuchul 1 point2 points ago

Running gag between them: Did you see that?

[–]marrymejordain 6 points7 points ago

if one was happy and one was sad, they'd be all like :S

[–]omgitsdylan 2 points3 points ago

There's a whole museum of shit like this at the medical school/hospital in Loma Linda California.

[–]Kyllenios 13 points14 points ago

I think this particular specimen is from the Mütter in Philadelphia.

[–]BornGhost 3 points4 points ago

Indeed. I was just there recently and saw this. If it wasn't this, it was something very similar to it.

[–]DogWHOspeaks 1 point2 points ago

I saw a guy keel over when I went. The Ems lady did not like my question about putting him on display.

[–]Kusala 1 point2 points ago

You can even buy stuff like this at the Evolution Store in NYC.

[–]Kyllenios 0 points1 point ago

Whaaaaa?!?!?! Shut up and take my money!

[–]DontGoogleMeee 1 point2 points ago

Now Kiss!

[–]jdubs610 0 points1 point ago

That could not have been comfortable.

[–]ak_ 0 points1 point ago

"Love is looking together in the same direction."

[–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

Dead!

[–]FlyingSpiritDove 0 points1 point ago

I have a painting of these two hanging in my room :)

[–]blastshieldaddiction 0 points1 point ago

"Whatcha think'n?" "Whatcha think'n?" hahahahahahha jinx!

[–]VidenTheColdOne 0 points1 point ago

I have to say, the mutter museum was awesome.

[–]Capps14e 0 points1 point ago

FU - SION - fuck.

[–]trainset 0 points1 point ago

twiN

[–]olivortex 0 points1 point ago

"Split personality you gotta unferstand, once you come to help me got a knife in my hand, I'ma split you up eat you up like a cannibal".

[–]kapten_knark 0 points1 point ago

I'm a twin myself. I feel like this every day...

[–]JakeTehSnake 0 points1 point ago

One half male the other half female....All fun until masturbation gets you pregnant. o_O

[–]fuqyocouch 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they survived.

[–]SimilarImage -3 points-2 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 months PropagandaMan One head, two bodies here 73 734
1 year meean Conjoined Twins' Skeleton (from The Mütter Museum collection) /r/pics 34 201

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[–]killakittens 0 points1 point ago

so whatcha thinkn.. oh.. the same thing yer thinkn.. oh..

[–]Immediately_Hostile 0 points1 point ago

Ah, when the act of looking the other way breaks your twin's neck.

[–]sgoshorty -1 points0 points ago

I LOVE PARTIES THAT NEVER END...

[–]chrisnthat -4 points-3 points ago

Wonder if they survived to old age.

[–]Multimind 0 points1 point ago

Don't seem like it. Looks like they are standing on a table, and the proportions are not adult.

[–]chrisnthat 0 points1 point ago

Sorry it was a joke, albeit a not very well put together one. I judged not by the size of their skeletons.

[–]BluApex 1 point2 points ago

No, it was fine, people are just slow sometimes.

[–]lebelgedu91 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Spants23 -1 points0 points ago

but we dont look Ali- ALIKE!?...ooohhh twiiiiins

[–]TheBaltimoron -4 points-3 points ago

20/20 would fuck

[–]Oscarp2 0 points1 point ago

United we stand divide we fall