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Piggly Wiggly Brand Pizza (i.imgur.com)

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[–]claychastain[S] 18 points19 points ago

Just wanted to say that all the pizzas look delicious here, but damn if I made an awful mistake today by getting these for my family. Never again. Take this as a great lesson in why making your own is the best way possible.

[–]sdub86 25 points26 points ago

TIL claychastain hates his family.

[–]breakbread 1 point2 points ago

Damn, dude. Could have at least got a Red Baron or something.

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 16 points17 points ago

The picture on the box doesn't even look good

[–]homer1969 23 points24 points ago

Looks like cat kibble on a frisbee.

[–]imareddititer 3 points4 points ago

I'm guessing it is cheaper than both of them too.

[–]rakista 4 points5 points ago

Looks like a deer shat on a red disc painted by a toddler.

[–]MysticKirby 11 points12 points ago

This is an insult to pizzas and tacos alike. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Landstander19 7 points8 points ago

Mother fucking piggly wiggly.. I hate that shithole with all my being. Im sorry they hurt you and your family..

[–]beaulingpin 7 points8 points ago

well, thank you. Now I have a reference for terrible pizza. On the 1 to 10 scale, my 1 is now defined.

[–]aaaadam 6 points7 points ago

That doesn't even qualify as a pizza.

[–]patchthepartydog 6 points7 points ago

Mother. Fucking. Bullshit. To put it lightly.

[–]HollandJim 4 points5 points ago

That's strange, because when I think "italian" and "pizza" I always think "Piggly Wiggly"… ಠ_ಠ

[–]renegade 3 points4 points ago

This is a food-like-substance, not food.

[–]DGer 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't feed that to my dog.

[–]Zebralite 2 points3 points ago

I used to have to eat these when i was a kid.. NEVER AGAIN!

[–]Cdresden 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand how this company can stay in business putting out products like this. What market exists for this? What sort of person would willingly buy this a second time?

[–]DGer 5 points6 points ago

I know a couple of people that would probably go for this. One of them is a good friend. I swear the guy has no taste buds. Just shovels in whatever the hell is handy. I once took this guy to a really good local pizza restaurant. He squirted ketchup on the pizza. Never again.

[–]bobovski 5 points6 points ago

I once took this guy to a really good local pizza restaurant. He squirted ketchup on the pizza.

I just woke up and now my day is ruined. Thanks!

[–]DGer 2 points3 points ago

Would it make you feel better if I told you that ipromptly punched him in the face? I didn't, but I felt like it, and I'll tell you I did if it makes you feel better.

[–]manyamile 1 point2 points ago

It says "Taco Supreme" on the label. What sort of person would willingly buy this a first time?

[–]ryanmmm 2 points3 points ago

It's cheap...this style of pizza costs $0.70 each at a local chain. Also good if you don't or can't cook.

[–]Trubble 2 points3 points ago

I got gas just looking at that "pizza".

[–]slidewithme 2 points3 points ago

Oh man. I feel you on this if you didn't already know they suck, but goodness me. I LOVE Piggy Wiggly pizzas! I'm from SC originally, and I crave Piggy Wiggly pizza for the same reason I crave shitty Jack in the Box tacos now.

They are so fabulously awful, I love them.

[–]NoobperDuper 2 points3 points ago

little pizza like that never turns out well, you have to buy extra topping and cheese to give that lifeless slab some life.

[–]pacificdreams 1 point2 points ago

"That's not a pizza!"

[–]ztriple3 2 points3 points ago

I never realized that was an abortion allegory

[–]starryrach 1 point2 points ago

Haha really? The entire episode is about abortion.

Elaine tells Jerry not to order from Pokeno's Pizza because they are anti-abortion. They go out to dinner to Poppy's Restaurant for some succulent duck and Jerry asks Poppy how he feels about abortion. Poppy goes on a rant about how it's awful, and Elaine makes them get up and leave. Elaine dates a moving man but dumps him after she finds out that he's anti-abortion.

[–]SillyBilly2 -1 points0 points ago

Never knew Piggly Wiggly was a real place

[–]slidewithme 2 points3 points ago

Piggly Wiggly was the first grocery store in which people selected their own items. Also the first one to have grocery carts, I think?

[–]toliet 2 points3 points ago

I actually kind of like these

[–]megger815 7 points8 points ago

Username is appropriate

[–]toliet 2 points3 points ago

"Take out of package and place directly in toliet"- Piggly Wiggly Directions

[–]slidewithme 2 points3 points ago

Me too! I love them! They are fabulous bullshit, and I miss them dearly.

[–]Kashiyar 1 point2 points ago

Looks totally fake. Don't eat that

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