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[–]Chicoramero 49 points50 points ago

[–]blue_strat 37 points38 points ago

[–]whoevencares 12 points13 points ago

made me smile after a shitty night

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 6 points7 points ago

Made me shit after a smiley night.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 109 points110 points ago

[–]youngauthorxxii -3 points-2 points ago

did you draw that yourself? that's really awesome

[–]kr0n0 72 points73 points ago

No he drew that with the help of 10 midgets aiding every muscle and joint in his body.

[–]Jayers 15 points16 points ago

That doesn't make sense. There are far too many muscles and joints in the body to be completely controlled by ten midgets. Even if 10 midgets were able to control all of a person's muscles and joints it doesn't solve the problem of space. How could you possibly position 10 entire midgets around you in a way that would even allow drawing to occur?

Tldr; you are lying.

[–]kr0n0 31 points32 points ago

I forgot... they were Magic Midgets

[–]knoxknoxknox 19 points20 points ago

No shit, all midgets are Magic Midgets.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 6 points7 points ago

[x] The guy from Willow.

[x] Peter Dinklage.

Checks out.

[–]Lereegon -4 points-3 points ago

Well, not Warrick Davis.

[–]suction 0 points1 point ago

I still feel sorry for him to have met Ricky Gervais at a time when only person left who found Ricky Gervais' stuff hilarious was Ricky Gervais.

[–]Esc4p3 1 point2 points ago

He fucking taught magic.

[–]youngauthorxxii 0 points1 point ago

ah man, i wish i had 10 midgets helping me draw...lucky bastard

[–]Tacos4ever100 0 points1 point ago

I'm now waiting for him to draw this.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 46 points47 points ago

I feel like this should be on /r/aww

[–]CommandADelete 11 points12 points ago

[–]CONSTANTGIFS 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it's so annoying how the front page of /r/funny is a smug /r/reactiongifs with shitty titles

[–]BeTheBro[S] 24 points25 points ago

[–]Maverick144 7 points8 points ago

wow, crazy coincidence. i just met jiff the other day. he was wearing a shirt and his owners gave me his business card. they said he just got finished filming a movie, too.

[–]Karbear_debonair 7 points8 points ago

Too fucking cute. I squeed. Loudly.

[–]primatesandme 1 point2 points ago

Isn't "take it and bring it to me" just fetch? The crawling is pretty darn cute though.

[–]illaqueable 0 points1 point ago

9/10 would bang trainer

[–]nothingpersnal 7 points8 points ago

That's just how I roll.

[–]Afroniner1 7 points8 points ago

Too much adorable. I don't know how to handle this.

[–]tryingtorelate 5 points6 points ago

i went to bed once

[–]DuckDragon 7 points8 points ago

Between this and the tuck, you're completely set. (Source)

[–]Taytastrophe 3 points4 points ago

I just did this.

On the kitchen floor as well coincidentally.

[–]Hieberrr 3 points4 points ago

That is so adorable! What kind of a dog is that?

[–]IDDQD_ 5 points6 points ago

Pomeranian.

[–]fluxaxion 3 points4 points ago

Dawwwwrito~

[–]ch0och 6 points7 points ago

GREAT. this is so cute I have to fucking kill myself, thanks. FUCK.

[–]KinRagamine 2 points3 points ago

I used to do that a lot, maybe I should start rolling in like a little tortilla?

[–]commodore-69 1 point2 points ago

FUUUUUCK that's pretty cute

[–]RatherBeRed 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was this cute when I went to bed...

[–]trekkie5 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't it bother your dog that part of its right side isn't covered? 0_o

[–]Brambo94 1 point2 points ago

Mother fucking christ on stick that is adorable. man tear

[–]SweatnSour 0 points1 point ago

when it's time to go to burrito

[–]Christie25 0 points1 point ago

My dog also steals my blankets when I want to go to bed. I usually feel to guilty to kick her out.

[–]Admiral_Cuntfart 2 points3 points ago

10/10 would awwwwwww again

[–]de352507 0 points1 point ago

This would be more accurate if the dog then proceeded to reddit for a couple hours before closing his eyes

[–]Lashtonsmit1 0 points1 point ago

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen! :3

[–]Claidissa 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to create a subreddit that is just .gifs of dogs rolling themselves up in blankets.

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 0 points1 point ago

/r/awwburritos or r/burritawws

[–]Olaxan 0 points1 point ago

And then you have to go to the bathroom so you roll out again.

[–]fate_torn 1 point2 points ago

Taco dog

[–]FFIZeath 1 point2 points ago

God he's Sooo........ Hideous....ly cute!

[–]Mlee56 0 points1 point ago

I love it when /r/aww leaks

[–]Dabaumb101 0 points1 point ago

Me getting ready for Hurricane Sandy

[–]JosephBarryLee 1 point2 points ago

Hands down some of the cutest shit I have ever seen karma for all

[–]stormyeleven 0 points1 point ago

aww called... they want their post back

[–]tigergotwood 0 points1 point ago

I had to punch my self in the balls to feel manly again

[–]mumfywest 0 points1 point ago

We have a little rat terrier named Jasper. I gave him a blanket as a puppy, now he has a whole collection of them. He wraps himself up every night and then crawls into his dog bed tucked in. I thought he was the only dog that wrapped himself up. Too cute!

[–]sanfrustration -1 points0 points ago

I think I just watched that 20 times in a row without realizing what I was even doing.

If there was some subliminal messaging in there, I am the next Manchurian Candidate and you should stay away from me.

[–]Inneri 1 point2 points ago

So cute I just want to chop it up and eat it like sushi