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[–]gilbad 14 points15 points ago

Let us guess, is she Jewish too?

[–]TheSoapyJew[S] 6 points7 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]xSARGEx117x 4 points5 points ago

... I don't...

[–]undearius 2 points3 points ago

I think it has something to do with the tip and the doorstopper in the GIF. Not too sure though

EDIT: Never mind.. What the guy bein' that guy said

[–]ImbeinThatGuy 8 points9 points ago

Or his username. That's just a wild guess, though.

[–]puffgiant19 12 points13 points ago

She flicks your penis and it makes a funny noise??

[–]Scarbane 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't consider my hand a "she"...

[–]Crikker 1 point2 points ago

So you're gay?

[–]MrGoodbytes 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Downtime you say? Didn't notice..... 8coms 60pts 4dys pics
Little pricker and a girl with glasses. 1com -2pts 1mo gifs
One of my favourite gifs of all time (this week at least) 3coms 18pts 5mos gifs
I would totally join together with her. 0coms 13pts 5mos GifSound
When you want to have sex but the gf doesn't [Fixed] 3coms 5pts 6mos funny
Foreplay after 10 years of marriage. 664coms 1096pts 6mos funny
Reason I couldn't sleep last night 33coms 30pts 7mos gifs
I find this gif semi erotic 106coms 683pts 8mos funny
Steam is down.. So this is going to be how I spend my Sunday. 16coms 23pts 8mos gaming
Reddit tomorrow. 474coms 1067pts 9mos funny
I read the Harry Potter series in two weeks. Here is my experience in GIFs. 228coms 1517pts 9mos harrypotter
Does anyone in the Redditsphere have more information on the girl in this .gif? 38coms 15pts 10mos gifs
My last date, in a nutshell 38coms 142pts 1yr reddit.com
Anyone else just have those days? 251coms 400pts 1yr pics
How productive i feel working on a saturday 4coms 13pts 4mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]RichardBelding 1 point2 points ago

Wow, thats...thats more than I thought. OP...I wish you the most awful of hangnails. Dbag.

[–]NavarrB 0 points1 point ago

Punchline that makes it. So you're the dbag.

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 5 points6 points ago

that would be just plenty for me.

[–]50dkpMinus 2 points3 points ago

If my girlfriend was that hot she could probably get away with being bad at foreplay.

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 11 points12 points ago

This comment implies that you have a girlfriend.

[–]JTDeuce 1 point2 points ago

I have a girlfriend. Her name is Handy.

[–]iltalldude 2 points3 points ago

Handjelina jolie

[–]burn23notice 3 points4 points ago

Palmela Handerson

[–]RedRobin0 1 point2 points ago

Jennifer Handiston

[–]Aeyrie 0 points1 point ago

Miss Michigan

[–]Amorack 0 points1 point ago

Nice username. I have a shirt that references that same video.

[–]TomHardon 5 points6 points ago

Gratz on the hot gif BTW

[–]jibjaba 1 point2 points ago

As in she wants the salami now or that's how she treats it?

[–]rbrink13 1 point2 points ago

Even that would be an improvement

[–]starpa 0 points1 point ago

seems like she really enjoys it

[–]Pedobearwrestler -2 points-1 points ago

This is my gf... Sadly I work to hard just for that :/

[–]freemike86 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]jigglesv 0 points1 point ago

I know what you mean OP

[–]guyver_dio 1 point2 points ago

Pin her down and slap your penis all over her face until her retaliates, then use that anger for some rough foreplay. That'll wake up her inner beast.

[–]XxGirxX 0 points1 point ago

She's pretty much like... http://i.imgur.com/WK2Lg.gif

[–]fshizl 0 points1 point ago

love how smooth this gif is...

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

Who is this and how can I fap to her?

[–]altai779 0 points1 point ago

i know this chick there are nude pics of here somewhere but all i can remember is winter... i think its her first name il try to find something you try also ;) team effort

EDIT: i've found this this and this still not sure but winter is deffinitely part of her name

EDIT 2: i confirm her name is winter pierzina have fun tonight

Oh and album ;)

[–]I_need_a_grownup 1 point2 points ago

That chicks tits seem WAY bigger than the girl in the gif.

[–]UlcisGodofChains 0 points1 point ago

That's because the girl he showed is not the same as the one in the gif.

[–]JckHmr -5 points-4 points ago

Granted she's cute, but no upvote because REPOST.

[–]DEHO 0 points1 point ago

You seem to be doing something wrong...