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all 29 comments

[–]bibitte 18 points19 points ago

I just bought a box of fruit roll-ups, gushers and fruit by the foot last night. Guess I have no other choice but to do this with it when I get home from work.

[–]k_bomb 1 point2 points ago

You're me, right? That's the only valid explanation.

[–]rickatnight11 16 points17 points ago

My teeth hurt.

[–]czongker 0 points1 point ago

[–]kdokk 0 points1 point ago

Right!? I subconsciously ran my tongue on my molars.

[–]techdarko 7 points8 points ago

Ow .... I literally cringed thinking about how much pain that would cause my teeth.

[–]ozziesoftballs 15 points16 points ago

Looks like the best vagina I've ever seen.

[–]whenthelightstops -1 points0 points ago

Or like goatse ate some gushers.

[–]yesisright 13 points14 points ago

My mouth just exploded in salivary satisfaction...

[–]BoreasBlack 7 points8 points ago

OP is Pavlov.

[–]Mohawkman0065 4 points5 points ago

As an 18 year old Type 2 Diabetic... Fuck you.

[–]SpencerF89 5 points6 points ago

Fruit by the Foot wrapped around Gushers. LPT!

Edit: Or Fruit Roll-Up..

[–]InGordWeTrust 1 point2 points ago

Oddly enough I've taken it to the adult level by making [Fruit by the Foot vodka](Fruit By The Foot Vodka), and Gushers vodka. It went... Okay.

[–]Tripfriend 2 points3 points ago

Ate one of these motherfuckers half an hour ago. All I feel is regret for wasting the whole box :(

[–]lrnchristen 0 points1 point ago

Sweet jebus

[–]Toothpicke 0 points1 point ago

To quote Patton Oswalt, this surely looks like a "failure pile inside a sadness bowl"

[–]exorbitantwealth 0 points1 point ago

Totally worth it.

[–]NeverL84Supper 0 points1 point ago

THEYLL EVEN SEND YOU A FREE METER IF YA QUALIFY. DIABEETUS.

[–]GritzAnGravy 0 points1 point ago

And blue-green shit. :)

[–]rish234 0 points1 point ago

Delicious, delicious DIABEETUS

[–]brimley 0 points1 point ago

good god man

[–]porkchopsandwichesss 0 points1 point ago

You can still buy Gushers?! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]Vikaroo 0 points1 point ago

This makes me think of the Jolly Rancher story. I am SO sorry for bringing it up, but I cannot unsee.

[–]kryptic_bullfrog 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god.

[–]RogueMinutes 1 point2 points ago

Photos don't normally evoke a reaction from me but looking at this literally makes my mouth water.

[–]ianberg 0 points1 point ago

Diaburrito?

[–]ChildofLeFence -2 points-1 points ago

I'm wilford brimley and this is an important message... Diabeeeetus

[–]gracebatmonkey 0 points1 point ago

what in the world is that?

[–]CrazyWhiteGuy9 5 points6 points ago

An orgasm in your mouth.