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[–]jheald1 4 points5 points ago

baby clearly knows what's about to happen.

[–]Hawkinsc 4 points5 points ago

Repost....

[–]daanishh 0 points1 point ago

With a different story each time. Once I remember OP was babysitting for his friend.

[–]cp1101 1 point2 points ago

If you leave the oven door open, then the cooking time is going to be off.

[–]infa_MOUSE 1 point2 points ago

Indeed. I hope he has a temperature probe.

[–]stephm22 1 point2 points ago

wow, i have that same dish! :-)

[–]imthatonechick 1 point2 points ago

I have that same dish too!

[–]djereezy 1 point2 points ago

funny at first but then the parent in me gets a bit annoyed

[–]sworeiwouldntjoin 0 points1 point ago

Most unimaginative title ever.

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 0 points1 point ago

That's what 10 year old re-posters do.

[–]mrouton 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what I expected

[–]Gaberamirez13 0 points1 point ago

Who took the picture?

[–]nix-xon 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT, I KNOW HIM

[–]DRICKE 0 points1 point ago

face swap hurryyyy

[–]danceswithwool -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad my name is not Chive

[–]ConspicuousUsername -1 points0 points ago

Chive = thechive.com

if you didn't know.

[–]Evilmadness66 1 point2 points ago

any one else just get hungry

[–]Schumannbr -1 points0 points ago

I'm so angry this is a repost right now..... You know what fuck you guy... I'm about to go green an shit... I wish I could find you an put you in an oven. I up voted to you son of a shit. I'm taking that shit back.

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 1 point2 points ago

I get that this is a repost, but calm down.

[–]eire10[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Just to say, I found this image whilst trawling the internet. It is not my child or anyone I know.

[–]fappingit2u 14 points15 points ago

we know OP, its a repost of epic proportion

[–]DrHawk144 -1 points0 points ago

We know.. It says "Chive" at the top... They're a reddit wannabe.... This was posted to reddit. Then Chive. Then reddit again You've officially perpetuated the cycle.

[–]NinjaSupplyCompany 0 points1 point ago

Someone involved in the pic posted here originally a couple years ago.

[–]windy444 -3 points-2 points ago

Why not sent this to Child and Family services?

[–]I_RAPE_YOUR_CHILDREN 0 points1 point ago

It's not like they killed the baby and cooked it...

[–]ShootTheRat -2 points-1 points ago

This photo was on r/atheism a couple months back...repost

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

This kills the baby.

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