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Barney the dinosaur... (imgur.com)

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[–]4O4_NotFound 778 points779 points ago

It is all wrong. The head is ripped off first.

[–]YawnSpawner 304 points305 points ago

I just love when I can look at a post and know the top comment.

[–]Anjz 85 points86 points ago

I love when I look at the first post and know the second comment.

Oh Reddit... you never fail to amuse me. :)

[–]SIXsteamyhippos 39 points40 points ago

Exactly.. I came here to say exactly what the first comment said. I wasn't even mad, just smiled and was like "Your Goddamn right 404_NotFound."

[–]Peralta240 8 points9 points ago

That would be "you're", not "your".

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 20 points21 points ago

I just love when I can look at a post and know the 5th comment is going to be about someone's improper use of grammar.

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[–]zesty_zooplankton 2 points3 points ago

Go on...

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond -1 points0 points ago

We all know the 10th comment is the one you have click "load more comments (7 replies)" hopefully this time it will be something worth reading...

Will SOMEONE PLEASE make a 10th comment!

[–]fgdgfdfgd 2 points3 points ago

this is it...

[–]thericebucket 1 point2 points ago

does that really work?

[–]logansskj 0 points1 point ago

Came here to come here and say that I said this.

[–]facepalm_guy 3 points4 points ago

I love when I can look at a post and know the first, second and third comment. Oh how I love you, Reddit.

[–]SubmittedToDigg 0 points1 point ago

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". Hope this fails in your amusement.- http://www.bored.com/greatfacts/

[–]TopHatHelm 5 points6 points ago

Can someone make a game show website that finds a reddit link and you have to guess what the top comment will be? 10 points for top comment 7 points for second comment, 5 points for last comment, 1 point for any comment already in the thread.

I'd play that more than bar trivia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

link: "People who annoy you"

[–]g33kfish 1 point2 points ago

I would play the fuck out of that game. Up vote for you sir(or Madame).

[–]the__itis 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]tacojohn48 25 points26 points ago

That was a perfect setup for this line. Almost too perfect.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 3 points4 points ago

Something, something, karma conspiracy.

[–]Kleverer 21 points22 points ago

Came here to say that. Not even mad.

[–]whydoireddit 10 points11 points ago

Nice! Need someone to shop the correct procedure using Barney.

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/1224dl/how_to_eat_a_triceratops_by_examining_bitescarred/

[–]stefie413 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to it! XD

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

i said the same thing to chris brown

[–]scienceasfuck 1 point2 points ago

http://www.nature.com/news/how-to-eat-a-triceratops-1.11650

[–]pingucat 0 points1 point ago

i clicked on it to correct the eating method. glad you covered it.

[–]motherofdragoncats 29 points30 points ago

He should be devouring that daft cunt Baby Bop

[–]ItsTyrrellYo 2 points3 points ago

6 year old me found Baby Bop to be an annoying fuck. That's really saying a lot with some of the shit I endured on tv

[–]Zervonn 5 points6 points ago

Baby Bop is a fucking BITCH. Fuck her.

[–]mrfunktastik 6 points7 points ago

False.

[–]DestroyerOfWombs 6 points7 points ago

All of Barney's teeth are flat. Clearly a herbivore. No I'm not fun at parties.

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Hell, you'd be fun at my parties! I have a bunch of dinocentric friends, myself included.

[–]specop16 1 point2 points ago

Where. Do. You. Live.

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Massachusetts.

[–]specop16 0 points1 point ago

Dang.

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Why? Too far away?

[–]specop16 0 points1 point ago

Yup. Indiana.

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Yeah, that's not gonna work out.

[–]specop16 0 points1 point ago

Road trip?

[–]missphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Not old enough to drive yet :/

[–]Nathineil 5 points6 points ago

Should put this on a t-shirt

[–]McGlick502 14 points15 points ago

He's doing it wrong

How T. Rex Ate Triceratops

[–]IMissTheUSAS-12 2 points3 points ago

Mother of God...a T-Rex that uses his hands!

[–]Green_Geno 0 points1 point ago

They never really went extinct... they just shrunk in size and grew fur as an adaptation to survive. Check out any chinchilla pics and you'll see... the T-rex arms are the one clue :)

[–]specop16 0 points1 point ago

I know what you're referencing. it's a guinae pig, not a chinchilla.

[–]Green_Geno 0 points1 point ago

Nope. My friend has Chinzilla the Chinchilla... it has cool, little T-Rex arms... loves chin and ear scratches... and is the bomb when it takes its volcanic dust baths.

It eats its little hammock as roughage too, but more than makes up for it on pure entertainment value. Chinzilla rocks.

[–]wildinthestreets 2 points3 points ago

As a person who worked on the show, I approve this image.

[–]SIOS 1 point2 points ago

AMA?

[–]wildinthestreets 1 point2 points ago

Sure, AMA right now.

[–]SIOS 5 points6 points ago

Is it true that the first guy who played Barney was killed by white supremacists?

[–]wildinthestreets 0 points1 point ago

I plead the 5th.

[–]jjheiselman 0 points1 point ago

But, you said AMA, not AMAA. I demand an answer as promised.

[–]wildinthestreets 1 point2 points ago

Although there were black dudes that wore the Barney suit, none of them were ever attacked by white supremacy groups.

[–]jjheiselman 0 points1 point ago

About how many people have worn the suit?

[–]wildinthestreets 0 points1 point ago

About 12 different people over the 20+ years. But for the 8 years I worked there, it was the same guy.

[–]king_hippo77 4 points5 points ago

thought they pulled the head off first

[–]ALpanda 1 point2 points ago

to get at the tasty neck bits, amirite?

[–]HuevosGrande 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one who finds this non-wtf worthy?

[–]Viviparous 2 points3 points ago

Did anyone else have that cool Triceratops toy that had these pieces you could rip off to reveal injuries?

[–]brcreeker 0 points1 point ago

As a matter of fact I did. Goddamn I forget how simple, yet awesome, toys were back then!

[–]ItsRainingStuff 4 points5 points ago

I read the neck is the tastiest part.

[–]manderso 7 points8 points ago

And the tender face meat. It's good for nibbling.

[–]Green_Geno 1 point2 points ago

Carrrrl! Why did you nibble his face meat?

I had the rumblies... that only face could satisfy.

[–]IAmATriceratopsAMA 1 point2 points ago

GRANPAPPY NO!

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

And I thought they smelled bad...... on the outside.

[–]Utz87 0 points1 point ago

Photoshoped. There is no way t-rex arms reached his mouth.

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]Ebelglorg 0 points1 point ago

[M]Y CHILDHOOD HAS LITERALLY BEEN DESTROYED AMIRITE GUISE?!!!1

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

LAwL UpBoAT If u AGrEE!

[–]AlixTengusa 0 points1 point ago

Not sure of try to make fun of me or trying to make fun of hipsters that say things like that.

[–]Dackleberry 0 points1 point ago

I think the other one is supposed to be yellow

[–]TechTwista 0 points1 point ago

This would be way better if it were a gif that had Barney's head slowly turn toward the screen with a blank gaze.

[–]CJ_Productions 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure Barney is more likely to be killed because his color is very vibrant and noticeable against what would be, you know, a non purple environment?

[–]Zervonn 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted Barney to kill that bitch Baby Bop. Fuck her.

[–]mikachuu 1 point2 points ago

Finally! A reason to post this link I've wanted to share:

This story is Day of the Barney. It's the only one I've found that creeped me out as a kid, or at least as a young teen. Yes, it could be written better, but I think it gets the point across. It goes with OP's pic pretty well.

[–]FrugalNinja 0 points1 point ago

Back way back when, In the 1990s when BBS's were the craze, someone wrote a very long and detailed story about Barney being a homicidal immortal creature from early in earth's life. Wonder if anyone could dig that up.

[–]BnGamesReviews 0 points1 point ago

Barney's Pedophile Simulator on the Sega Genesis

[–]yoitsreid 0 points1 point ago

I love you, you love me, lets get together and eat a triceratops

[–]ballbreaker101 0 points1 point ago

It was actually a myth that the T-Rex was a fearsome predator, which this picture is likely to lead our young readers out there believe.

If you will notice the extreme shortness of the T-Rex's arms, it is rather obvious to conclude that they could not use those ............

ok that was going to be a very well thought out and grammatically correct post, but i kind of dont care anymore....so...whatever

[–]Trygon 0 points1 point ago

I love you♪ You taste good♪ Make my tummy feel so happily♪ With a great big chomp and chew from me onto you♪ Oh you just taste so very good♪

[–]el_swag 0 points1 point ago

Poor B' bop. Nevermind, fuck that bitch.

[–]HoldMuhDihhh 0 points1 point ago

Little kids aren't cutting it anymore

[–]alkenl 0 points1 point ago

I want this as a t-shirt!

[–]Ghalaad 0 points1 point ago

Check that ad : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0w79cxZReU

(ad for a french horror based tv channel)

[–]ComicFoil 0 points1 point ago

I like how now that someone else has posted an article about how T. Rex did eat a Triceratops, everyone on reddit thinks they're a fucking paleontologist and must inform OP of the error in this comic.

[–]vexillifer 0 points1 point ago

that's not how you eat a triceratops!

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 0 points1 point ago

My physics teacher has this as his desktop background on his school computer.

[–]grandehead 0 points1 point ago

this has been my phone wallpaper for the past 6 months. i probably need to change that.

[–]NewClearWinter 0 points1 point ago

BABY BOP NO!!!!

[–]holylivingfuck 0 points1 point ago

Dino-Damage!

[–]Comeaux 0 points1 point ago

that would have been so fucking cool, im so happy i saw this.

[–]Justkallmenobody 0 points1 point ago

I love you! You love me! You are so God damn tasty!

[–]Faiint 0 points1 point ago

like Barney wasn't already creepy enough

[–]jaredpothead -2 points-1 points ago

i laughed so hard i almost shit myself

[–]ugly_babies 2 points3 points ago

Here you go.

[–]betterpc 0 points1 point ago

Barney the carnivore.

[–]Zombiesaremarching 2 points3 points ago

the purple carnivore.

[–]dasher888 -2 points-1 points ago

That.. That just destroyed my childhood...

[–]dipsao -1 points0 points ago

Seriously all I watched as a child. This post only makes him cooler now.

[–]Zombiesaremarching -1 points0 points ago

...I guess he didn't love that dinosaur.

puts shades on

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–]xAnansix 0 points1 point ago

What about...

The only thing he loved about that dinosaur...was the taste

(puts shades on)

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!

[–]Zombiesaremarching 0 points1 point ago

Even better! highfive