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Why you should always wear a banana suit (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JJTropea 478 points479 points ago

My buddy wore one of these last Halloween, my story can sort of confirm this post.

The party we were at ended up getting shut down by the cops, they were pretty cool about it so there was really no need to "scatter" or anything like that. But for whatever reason he decided to climb out the bathroom window to make his escape. We are all standing outside while the party cleared out, sort of chatting with the cops. Then out of no where all you see is a giant banana come flipping out the window (which was decently high off the ground), landing incredibly awkwardly, then getting up and fleeing down the street.

Honestly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Even the cops laughed.

[–]Vahnya 156 points157 points ago

I had an urge to draw this.

[–]RainbowCrash 15 points16 points ago

Wow, nice work!

[–]ProbablyNotLying 6 points7 points ago

Your urges make me happy.

[–]Vahnya 26 points27 points ago

YEAH I DON'T NEED NO KARMA WHORING NOVELTY ACCOUNT TO DRAW RANDOM SHIT

FUCK YEAH

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

Your username doesn't have anything to do with drawing, I'm not sure we are allowed to upvote that. Can you repost as "comic_that_for_you" or something?

[–]Vahnya 4 points5 points ago

FUCK NOVELTY ACCOUNTS

[–]ProbablyNotLying 1 point2 points ago

You should have this: http://i.imgur.com/cUTc4.gif

[–]digitalcriminal 2 points3 points ago

please keep this up... you are talented.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

Haha good job, man

[–]peanutbuttahcups 2 points3 points ago

Very nice! For some reason, seeing the zombie guy then the cop made me think that was Leon crashing parties in Raccoon City.

[–]JJTropea 2 points3 points ago

Haha this is so awesome, you've mad my day.

Edit: Honestly I don't know how, but I think you captured his running style almost perfectly.

[–]Vahnya 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/oMJAF.gif

I'm glad you like it.

[–]Kotorou 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea who you are. But seeing this comic drawing here, then looking in your submitted in seeing those drawing on the Game of Thrones subreddit, I feel as if I should know who you are. Keep it up, you could seriously go somewhere with a skill like that!

[–]Vahnya 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god, thank you so much! That means a lot, believe me.

[–]done_holding_back 45 points46 points ago

Make this into a short film. Now.

[–]13OSSMAU5 7 points8 points ago

I would pay to watch that

[–]McBurger 8 points9 points ago

I would upvote a link to watch a 6 second gif loop

[–]Syn7axError 132 points133 points ago

That is probably the funniest image I'll have in my head all day. (probably longer)

[–]JJTropea 8 points9 points ago

Haha glad I could provide that for you. He is going to have a good laugh when I show him how many people upvoted this story.

[–]dirice87 32 points33 points ago

did he yell "fuck the police!" behind him as he ran?

[–]Jesse36m3 24 points25 points ago

I can just picture him saying that while holding his back up with one hand and doing pelvic thrusts down the street limping as he yells fuck the police behind him.

[–]JJTropea 6 points7 points ago

Honestly, I was laughing so hard that I could hardly comprehend what I just saw let alone hear him yelling anything. Although in the state he was in, it would not have surprised me.

[–]ProbablyNotLying 3 points4 points ago

Bananrchist.

[–]Rabid_Chocobo 7 points8 points ago

"SPLIT!"

[–]suckrist 6 points7 points ago

Sorry for the hijack. But I can confirm the last with a picture of myself

[–]crashcrashbenjamin 23 points24 points ago

Two or three halloweens ago I suited up in a banana costume. This was when I was still in college and 4loko had caffeine in it. The combination of the loko and the banana suit made me feel like I was invincible. I think this picture sums up my behavior over the course of the night

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[–]VersatileLight 1 point2 points ago

Until you're arrested by police and take an ambulance ride to a psych ward.

[–]amputeenager 1 point2 points ago

even more so in that case...

[–]kingseed 1 point2 points ago

I actually laughed reading it... I don't know how much I would have laughed if I was there.

[–]JJTropea 4 points5 points ago

Ever laugh so hard you've had milk come out your nose, even if you weren't drinking milk? If so, you you should probably see a doctor... but it was damn funny, so funny it actually made a few people rofl. Literally.

[–]demorleoi 0 points1 point ago

http://www.lifescript.com/health/centers/heartburn_gerd/tips/gut_check_10_best_and_worst_foods_for_your_tummy.aspx?utm_source=mylikes&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=health

[–]ThatKositzkeKid 1 point2 points ago

I'm a senior in high school. Last year, one friend dressed up as a banana and another as an ape. The friend dressed up as an ape chased the one dressed up as a banana around the cafeteria and into the halls.

[–]yourmom3211 1 point2 points ago

This made me giggle uncontrollably.

[–]TBatWork 70 points71 points ago

I wouldn't recommend it. Have you ever seen two people wearing banana suits at the same party? Of course you haven't, because their duel to the death must conclude in private. Suits can be purchased and passed on, but only one person may truly own the banana suit. Wearing one will condemn you to a lifetime of looking over your shoulder, and preparing for the next fight.

[–]theuselessavenger 39 points40 points ago

Sir, I know not whether you were legitimately privy to this information, but you must know that you have violated Article 7b of the Society's Bananius Secretius Convention.

You must, therefore, know the consequences of this trespass. I remind you of this not out of spite, but merely in solemn observation of my own duties as a member.

And so, sir, I remind you: they're coming...

[–]dontpan1c 3 points4 points ago

Damn that's creepy now that I watch it as an adult.

[–]WhatTheFedex 1 point2 points ago

Dear lord that's terrifying...

[–]Captain_SCHWING 1 point2 points ago

I... but... wut?

[–]danmayzing 93 points94 points ago

Coincidentally enough I bought a cheap banana suit online this week and wore it out to a costume party at a bar last night. I had the cheapest, dumbest costume there and I had more fun in this costume than any others I've ever worn.

No questions about "Oh, what are you supposed to be?", nobody expecting you to be in any contests, and everyone being very impressed by your suit-enhanced dance moves. Once you get that stem moving, people are all smiles.

Pro tip: Get a bluetooth speaker and wear it on a lanyard inside your costume, and tether your phone to it and just put PBJT on loop. They couldn't hear it inside, but when I raided the smoking area outside or are hopping between bars, you win.

TL,DR: GET THE SUIT IT'S WORTH EVERY PENNY

edit: eliminated a redundant redundancy.

[–]dnmty 17 points18 points ago

I bought and wore a cheap banana suit last Hallowe'en. And I can further confirm it's awesomeness. With the exception of fighting and crapping my pants, I did the whole list in the OP.

[–]TheSilverFalcon 0 points1 point ago

How do you do the whole "public urination" thing in a Banana suit? You're just pissing yourself. Also fighting in a Banana suit seems needlessly difficult. Is carrying a banana knife ok?

[–]dnmty 0 points1 point ago

It was a cheap costume. being pretty much a tube that you slip into from beneath. It stopped at my belt line and the bottom of the banana just hung down. so I had use of my pants/ pockets.

[–]peasant_levies 3 points4 points ago

I had the same experience wearing a horse head mask for Halloween last year.

[–]White_Luigi 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha I skimmed over the end and thought you were wearing an earbud with PBJT playing on repeat all night just for your own motivation.

[–]DrScrambledEggplants 1 point2 points ago

Im getting one now.

[–]FlutterShy- 4 points5 points ago

Fun tautologies are fun!

[–]thats_a_risky_click 1 point2 points ago

every time I see a person in a banana suit I can't help but chuckle. I've had the idea to buy a banana suit and wear it every year. I think this post just solidifies my theory that the banana suit is the best costume ever.

[–]Yotte 29 points30 points ago

Good luck peeing with that suit.

[–]stronglikedan 87 points88 points ago

The suit has a reservoir, so you don't have to take it off to pee.

Source: I make stuff up.

[–]goshfyde 4 points5 points ago

I can confirm that stronglikedan does indeed make stuff up. This guy is legit.

[–]WhoDownWithOPPee 23 points24 points ago

  1. Lift the bottom half of the banana up.
  2. Unzip and piss

Source: i was a drunk banana last year for halloween. It really wasn't hard at all to piss in that costume.

[–]Ovreel 20 points21 points ago

I was a drunk banana for halloween one year. Everyone wanted me to do the Peanut Butter Jelly dance. One time while I was doing it, a girl walked up behind me and I punched her in the face.

[–]thinwhiteduke 1 point2 points ago

The trick is pissing outside the costume.

[–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

Last time I unzipped I got a virus on my computer.

[–]dalgeek 52 points53 points ago

I used to work with a guy who carried a banana suit in his car. One day I asked him why he would ever need a banana suit on short notice and he replied "When could you NOT use a banana suit on short notice?" I had no argument against that.

[–]FartyMcFartson 18 points19 points ago

I really hope thats a true story

[–]dalgeek 19 points20 points ago

He was a very interesting fellow. We had a halloween costume contest and he didn't know about it until last minute, so he just runs out to his car to grab the banana suit. To mess with him I started playing Peanut Butter Jelly Time at full volume in the office.

[–]mortaine 2 points3 points ago

I keep a kite in my car for much the same reason.

[–]PaysonFry 5 points6 points ago

Duct Tape in my purse.

Red Green taught me well.

[–]barf314 21 points22 points ago

Just be sure you get the good one.

[–]clamdever 84 points85 points ago

I never should've given up animation rights.

[–]analrapistaccountant 10 points11 points ago

There's money in the banana suit!

[–]Buffalo_Soldier 1 point2 points ago

Look, a seagull.

[–]LochnessDigital 1 point2 points ago

Sure--the guy with the 600 dollar banana suit--C'mon!

[–]ozone_one 120 points121 points ago

Can't pay a bill?

No banana suit - Water shut off

Banana suit? - There's ALWAYS money in the banana suit

[–]Battletooth 17 points18 points ago

Oh, not anymore.

You see, we burned that banana suit down!

[–]alteredclone 17 points18 points ago

hey whoa man. can't we talk about this?

[–]incredimatt 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnfTqzPLzz8

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

I... Uh... Did he die shortly after that shower scene? He doesn't look so well...

[–]incredimatt 5 points6 points ago

If only he kept the banana suit on, then his death would have been hilarious.

[–]VersatileLight 0 points1 point ago

And they thought this was a good idea?

[–]Wizzad 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

[–]clamdever 16 points17 points ago

They're laughing with me Michael

[–]caseyjhol 25 points26 points ago

Haters gonna hate

[–]All_Out_Of_Fucks 9 points10 points ago

That's it. I'm trading in my apple suit this minute. I'm tired of seeing the banana have all the fun!

[–]dkpunch 21 points22 points ago

Dancing with random girls is creepy?

[–]lemonheadian 66 points67 points ago

Rule One: Be attractive

[–]diewlayy 53 points54 points ago

Rule Two: Don't be unattractive

[–]sg22 16 points17 points ago

Rule Three: Be a banana.

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    [–]thats_a_risky_click 14 points15 points ago

    I like the female banana suit http://i.imgur.com/Ncdyb.jpg

    [–]Dominiking 4 points5 points ago

    There is a peeling a banana joke to be made.

    [–]0mnificent 5 points6 points ago

    Ah, I see you find the prospect of a joke quite apeeling.

    [–]anthereddit 3 points4 points ago

    I'd put my penis in that banana.

    [–]biotroll 0 points1 point ago

    "PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE"

    [–]coelomate 2 points3 points ago

    Depends on whether you're wearing a banana suit. Probably also some other stuff too.

    [–]LakeStClair 11 points12 points ago

    Photo-bombing was never worth a full on laugh. Maybe just an acceleration in breathing patterns for breath or two. Never have I ever seen a photo-bomb that was "rib crushingly hilarious." I would, however, like to see sex in a banana suit. I expect you to deliver, Reddit.

    [–]zeches 23 points24 points ago

    i need a banana suit ಠ_ಠ

    [–]VersatileLight 1 point2 points ago

    Don't we all?

    [–]jstarlee 9 points10 points ago

    Plus, you can do THE banana dance.

    [–]folderol 2 points3 points ago

    13 minutes in and this is already up. Great job.

    [–]Captain_SCHWING 0 points1 point ago

    This. ^

    [–]Annoyed_ME 3 points4 points ago

    This song was stuck in my head while reading that

    [–]kstonge11 2 points3 points ago

    Rule#7 No bananas on the rider? Then we do our two hour deep/tech house set. Everything under 118 BPM.

    [–]AlwaysAppropriate 3 points4 points ago

    Forgot "My spoon is too big"

    [–]JestreJoeD 2 points3 points ago

    Dada Life would agree with this

    [–]tmland 2 points3 points ago

    Listen up. I don't have much time. The Halloween party I was at last year had a costume contest. The winner was decided by crowd cheers. People dressed up as the usuals: The Joker, Tupac, Vash, clown with an afro, somebody who claimed to be Dick Tracy, and a few others. You get the point. These were good costumes. Costumes people spent time on and cared about. The host went through them all. We all cheered a bit. No clear winner was evident. Then we heard somebody say, "wait, there's a banana!" The crowd parted ways and through came an awestruck dude in a banana costume being led by cheers and triumph. He won. Got a bottle of Jager.

    [–]Shrimpdude 5 points6 points ago

    If I had a quid for every time this was reposted, I'd have enough to actually afford a banana suit.

    [–]evantide 0 points1 point ago

    For the past 3 years I've been touring with metal bands and at bigger shows there's usually one kid, regardless of where you are, wearing a banana suit. I don't really get it. It seems like a horribly inconvenient thing to do to yourself when you're stuck in a room with 800 other sweaty people.

    [–]Bikenutt 2 points3 points ago

    Gorilla suits are more fun AND higher up on the food chain.

    [–]folderol 3 points4 points ago

    More fun maybe but more hilarious? I don't think so. I could see dancing with random girls or shitting yourself or fighting as still being disturbing in a gorilla suit.

    [–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

    I never got the banana suit thing....just dont think its very funny. Rented a gorilla siut one year and had a blast harrassing people at the grocery store. People can see your face in a banana suit as well, so no anonymity as well.

    [–]Captain_SCHWING 0 points1 point ago

    Wait... what if both? You and a friend. The possibilities are endless.

    [–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

    Not a bad idea at all. The gorilla could spend the night trying to get the banana to "peel" for it...eh thats all I've got.

    [–]VersatileLight 0 points1 point ago

    Go into a store and get the gorilla to chase the banana around

    [–]captain_book 2 points3 points ago

    As a proud owner of a banana suit I can vouch for these claims. I once had a photo op with a man in a gorilla suit. He chased me around for a good minute, and bid me well on my Halloween adventures

    [–]DoctorCraigyWhoFerg 2 points3 points ago

    "Bananas. Bananas are good. ALWAYS take a banana to a party."

    [–]Toastidge 3 points4 points ago

    TIL public urination is illegal.

    [–]Sticky-Scrotum 6 points7 points ago

    How about peeing your pants in public? Is that technically illegal? If the banana suit had a built in funnel and you happened to pee inside the suit and the pee actually had a built in funnel/drain system wouldn't that qualify as peeing your pants in public? Technically it wouldn't involve any exposure and could qualify as an accident. Also, what about people who have colostomy bags? Wouldn't that be a form of public urination? I think this issue needs more consideration.

    [–]Satans_pro_tips 5 points6 points ago

    I would think anyone with the username Sticky-Scrotum would have already put a lot of thought into this. Probably more than it really deserves.

    [–]Annoyed_ME 1 point2 points ago

    And in many places can make you a registered sex offender for repeat offenses.

    [–]Edalol 2 points3 points ago

    Like that guy in Horrible Bosses. (Very funny movie btw)

    [–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

    The biggest catch22 in the world. No business to pee in, peeing in public is illegal. Where the fuck do I go?

    [–]DamaOscuraDeTodos 0 points1 point ago

    You pay your fee at your public amenity just like everyone else.

    [–]travignition 1 point2 points ago

    banana shenanigans!

    [–]OctopusMagic 13 points14 points ago

    bananigans

    [–]radiokaos420 1 point2 points ago

    Im calling Oxford to make this an official word.

    [–]folderol 1 point2 points ago

    bananky-panky.

    [–]betterpc 1 point2 points ago

    source

    [–]craigee 1 point2 points ago

    This post cannot be complete without this. Or, if you want the short version.

    [–]hateswomen 0 points1 point ago

    Nice try, Chiquita.

    [–]peppo971 1 point2 points ago

    plus there is always money in the banana stand... ing up

    [–]BBQ_Sauze 1 point2 points ago

    Seen this months ago or something, but fuck it.

    Have an upvote.

    [–]Franksters 1 point2 points ago

    Butt-fuck it.

    [–]topdeadcenter 1 point2 points ago

    I'm just looking for a community reference.

    [–]hurdur1 1 point2 points ago

    State-wide murder spree?

    Hilarious!

    [–]Psiclone01 1 point2 points ago

    "Rib-crushingly hilarious", I read that in John Dorian's voice, and it made it even better.

    [–]ziprbulge 1 point2 points ago

    great example of this

    [–]dabaushazspoke 0 points1 point ago

    I NEED a banana suit. You convinced me.

    [–]2Minutes5MinutesAgo 1 point2 points ago

    I have a friend who always goes to clubs and concerts as a fucking hot dog. I don't know why it works but it does.

    [–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

    The guy in the banana suit does have a point.

    [–]ZeMoose 0 points1 point ago

    It's all fun and games until you miss your bus stop and get mistaken for wanted criminals.

    [–]ratherunimpressed 0 points1 point ago

    How does one urinate in public with a banana suit on?

    [–]Anarke13 1 point2 points ago

    Repost about anything else then banana suit - Horrible Repost about banana suit - still funny!

    [–]jcy 0 points1 point ago

    sadly asians cannot wear banana suits unless they are armed with an almost palpable sense of irony

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    [–]busy_child 0 points1 point ago

    Almost bought that! Tried it on and decided to go with the banana instead because I could see better out of it.

    [–]lagclark 1 point2 points ago

    I debated blacking myself up and tying many many purple balloons to me to go to a party as a bunch of grapes but realised people would pop them and I would soon be a naked blacked up guy with purple condoms hanging off all my limbs

    [–]cube1701 0 points1 point ago

    Why is a banana telling me to eat liver?

    [–]TheCynicalMe 0 points1 point ago

    So is "Act like a normal human being" not an option to whoever made this picture?

    [–]Hamilton5M 0 points1 point ago

    http://youtu.be/n0ZGfUaQDB8?t=33s

    [–]larg3-p3nis 0 points1 point ago

    I'm sold!

    [–]sitruss 0 points1 point ago

    Brought to you by your trusted friends at eatliver.com...?

    [–]eaturliver 0 points1 point ago

    Finally, my name is borderline relevant to something.

    [–]From_H_To_Uuo 0 points1 point ago

    You sir, make a solid argument.

    [–]therealoctopimp 0 points1 point ago

    There's always money in the banana suit.

    [–]AKMacster 0 points1 point ago

    I own one and this pic is 100% accurate.

    [–]MrSFer 0 points1 point ago

    It's all about the hot dog suit now.

    [–]KamieTheOtaku 0 points1 point ago

    The same thing can be said for a Deadpool consume.

    [–]knerp 1 point2 points ago

    Especially when you light yourself on fire. Yeah you heard me...look it up on youtube yourself :P

    [–]LivingSaladDays 1 point2 points ago

    Reposting This Image:

    Not in banana suit - Stupid

    In banana suit - Stupid

    [–]MiltonFriedmanIsBoss 0 points1 point ago

    Relevant

    [–]AaronHansen 0 points1 point ago

    um, no.

    [–]Steelblood 0 points1 point ago

    i thought there was a censor bar on the bottom of his banana.

    [–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

    How the fuck do you pee with a banana suit on?

    [–]CtrlAltDesu 0 points1 point ago

    Relevant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

    [–]m3teor 0 points1 point ago

    Lest we forget http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aflp0SpW1ryhdrzo1_1280.png

    [–]CJRYAN1212 0 points1 point ago

    Grandma's funeral? Crushing Hilarious

    [–]renome 0 points1 point ago

    I can't argue with that logic. Well, off to costume shop I go.

    [–]Fap_Left_Surf_Right 0 points1 point ago

    $25 on Amazon.

    [–]renome 0 points1 point ago

    0$ in costume shop if I'm fast enough.

    [–]patutifoo 0 points1 point ago

    relevant

    [–]Fap_Left_Surf_Right 0 points1 point ago

    As the proud owner of a banana suit: YES TO ALL. Proof: http://imgur.com/wnrbx

    [–]I_Am_coffee 0 points1 point ago

    So this proves it.

    Always take a banana to a party.

    [–]theunderjungle 0 points1 point ago

    I had a banana suit a couple years ago. But i traded it to a large black man for a bag of cotton candy. It sounds a lot weirder than it actually was.

    [–]mastercheese300 -1 points0 points ago

    This is a repost

    [–]firestepper -1 points0 points ago

    Hate to be a buzz kill but my buddy got drunk in a banana suit, and I still thought he was just an ass.

    [–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

    Going to open a store that only sells banana suits.

    [–]Sarcasticusername 0 points1 point ago

    If you shit yourself in a banana costume, you'd look like you were wearing a rotten banana costume....

    [–]Solace22 0 points1 point ago

    Can anybody recommend a decent banana suit?

    [–]redfishgill 0 points1 point ago

    Also applicable: horse masks!

    [–]christhecanadian 0 points1 point ago

    I'm proud to say that I have a stained, dirty, muddy banana suit hanging on my door.

    We rolled 4 bananas deep that night...

    [–]Squaky131 0 points1 point ago

    A few years back in uni for halloween a guy wore one and it was hilarious. Then we found him unconscious in an elevator with blooding handprints all over the walls; he had gotten into a hilarious fight, and lost due to the fact that bananas don't have very mobile arms. We called an ambulance, and stole the suit

    [–]tankerbell87 0 points1 point ago

    I own a banana suit, but I have the hardest time wearing it out and about

    [–]jhoudiey 0 points1 point ago

    i regulary wear my banana suit to concerts. mosh pit=fun. mosh pit as a banana =hilarious. the farther from halloween it is, the better.

    [–]sorcath 0 points1 point ago

    I was driving to a buddies place to hang out with him one fine afternoon. After pulling into the apartment complex and rounding the first corner the first thing that I'm greeted with is a dude, dressed in a banana outfit, being followed by 5 angry black guys. They weren't chasing after him, mind you, just simply following him around. It saddens me greatly to this day that I did not get a picture of that scene.

    [–]Wildcard1222 1 point2 points ago

    I walked into this comments section knowing full well that it was going to be a tribute to Gob and the Banana Stand.

    [–]GusS10 -1 points0 points ago

    Repost

    [–]RichOfTheJungle 1 point2 points ago

    There is nothing hilarious about crushing your ribs.

    [–]delerpian 18 points19 points ago

    What if you're wearing a banana suit?

    [–]DelightfullyGangsta 3 points4 points ago

    HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

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      [–]Sock1122 8 points9 points ago

      thats a damn nice gif. too bad your choice for its context was poor =/

      [–]QuasarsRcool 0 points1 point ago

      Pretty sure the public urination is still illegal, funny with a suit, but still illegal

      [–]danceswithwool 16 points17 points ago

      Mug shot in a banana suit. Hilarious

      [–]craigee 3 points4 points ago

      Good point. Well made.

      [–]nwestnine 1 point2 points ago

      Pissing out of the banana suit pictured would be impressive.

      [–]Rvnscrft -2 points-1 points ago

      Raping someone: illegal Raping some in a banana suit: hilarious

      [–]g2daizzle -3 points-2 points ago

      IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLAY TIME!!!!

      [–]EnragedBeav -3 points-2 points ago

      This is one of the most reposted images on the internet. I see this picture in a new post around once a week. Please stop. Original content = upvote, this garbage = well you know.

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