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[–]Squalor- 104 points105 points ago

Yeah right. That was the guy's Culver's tab.

[–]Hasteman 48 points49 points ago

dat custard

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 29 points30 points ago

d-DEm cheez curds

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 10 points11 points ago

guy at my work from NJ (now in chicago) was told about culver's. we stopped there on the way back from a job in racine and he is fucking obsessed with the goddamned cheese curds now.

[–]my_fucks_are_missing 10 points11 points ago

Can't blame him. They're the shit.

[–]Shuh_nay_nay 8 points9 points ago

Those are the worst cheese curds in Wisconsin! Sooooo many better places to go.

[–]zmilla93 15 points16 points ago

But the worst cheese curds in Wisconsin are better than the best cheese curds in the other 49 states.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 1 point2 points ago

the guy is about 400 lbs so i'm not sure he really cares much. i've personally never eaten there.

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    [–]_Order66 1 point2 points ago

    Woo Racine.

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      [–]Sharobob 15 points16 points ago

      FROZEN CUSTARD BUTTER BURGERS

      [–]LeftyBigGuns 7 points8 points ago

      Dat heart disease.

      [–]Dream_the_Unpossible 4 points5 points ago

      Worth it.

      [–]2LabsGuy 10 points11 points ago

      dem cheese curds...

      [–]bitch_pudding91 6 points7 points ago

      On the my recently turned 21 Wisconsinite agenda today: 1: Culvers 2: Happy Hour(s)

      [–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 6 points7 points ago

      3: regurgitate Culvers

      [–]bitch_pudding91 1 point2 points ago

      This is actually very accurate.

      Source: it happened

      [–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 0 points1 point ago

      happy 21st

      [–]damngifs 9 points10 points ago

      No, Kopp's.

      [–]shadowx28 4 points5 points ago

      While Kopps is a great burger joint, it's not nearly as prolific as Culvers. I go to Culvers on a regular basis, when I go to Kopps it's an event.

      [–]SebbenandSebben 1 point2 points ago

      isn't this the truth

      [–]Lanafied 2 points3 points ago

      Fuck yes Kopp's!! Those burgers...

      [–]damngifs 1 point2 points ago

      Yep.

      [–]damngifs 1 point2 points ago

      Yep.

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        [–]ProbablyJustArguing 350 points351 points ago

        That is quite literally the worst photoshop job I've seen in a long time.

        [–]jmc_automatic 80 points81 points ago

        Yeah, I think that text is the only thing that's drunk.

        [–]jesusinabottle 18 points19 points ago

        Looks like someone slapped a piece of paper on the ATM machine.

        [–]KrazyEyezKilla 12 points13 points ago

        And I've seen a lot of shops in my time.

        [–]catherinehavok 4 points5 points ago

        Could you tell by the pixels?

        [–]goomplex 1 point2 points ago

        I'm usually the last guy to notice that it's a shop, but the text, it's just sooo bad. I'm willing to bet it was a drunk shop...

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          [–]lukesmith44 169 points170 points ago

          As someone from Wisconsin: Shut up! Yes I do!

          [–]serux 25 points26 points ago

          Packers just won? Fuck it, make it a double.

          [–]mellamohan 22 points23 points ago

          pshh if you aren't going to bars that give free shots for each Packer touchdown then I don't know about you

          [–]Seredoff 5 points6 points ago

          Change that to "Packers just scored? Fuck it, buy a round of shots." and you'd be spot on.

          [–]blex64 2 points3 points ago

          There's a Bennigan's (no seriously) up in Wisconsin where my grandparents live, and we all went out last winter. They have steep discounts involving shots and the Packers scoring.

          [–]BeardMilk 46 points47 points ago

          $200? Alcohol is so cheap here in WI you wouldn't need anything close to that.

          [–]majesticjg 11 points12 points ago

          Woah. Stop right there.

          How cheap is it to drink in Wisconsin? And why isn't the Chamber of Commerce advertising this?

          [–]Seredoff 15 points16 points ago

          City prices vary.

          Green Bay: Can usually get a pint or captain and coke for about $5

          Madison: Looking at $7-$10 for state street.

          Milwaukee: Depends on the neighborhood. Could be $2 in a bum ass part of town or $15 in a club but generally it's about the same as Madison.

          Rural Wisconsin bar: $1.50 to $2.50 and I'm not talking Miller Lite and Bud here. Regularly go to a bar outside green bay that gives you full liter mugs of Fat Tire, Honey Wiess, Amber Bock, Spotted Cow, etc... that cost $3.75.

          [–]griesuschrist 9 points10 points ago

          Pffft

          $7-$10 on state?

          $2 long islands at the Plaza man.

          source: I live there.

          [–]Seredoff 1 point2 points ago

          Yeah I live in GB so I only went Madison to get loaded and wander around during Halloween. Usually went to Red Shed for Long Islands then it was hard to remember after that.

          [–]damngifs 1 point2 points ago

          I called the Red Shed the "Menstruation Barn" once. My friend never forgave me. Great Long Island's though!

          [–]brizzlenug 4 points5 points ago

          Oh sweet Honey Wiess. You, sir, have just caused my brain to go into full "find delicious beer" mode.

          [–]hcahc 2 points3 points ago

          What's the name of this magical place?

          [–]Seredoff 4 points5 points ago

          The Settlement off of Bay Settlement rd near University of Wisconsin Green Bay.

          [–]Togoku 2 points3 points ago

          I grew up near Appleton and there's a place with the word Nickle in the name, can't remember what it's called because I've only been there once but it was $5 all you can drink including beers and captain with coke. That was not a good night. I got lost outside and ended up at a different bar with no wallet or phone. the bartender there paid for my cab home. I don't drink much.

          [–]sivamint 1 point2 points ago

          Wooden Nickle.

          [–]Togoku 0 points1 point ago

          If that's the one downtown it's not that one =P It's further out east I think? It's been like 5 years but all I remember is it's in the middle of a neighborhood area.

          [–]sivamint 0 points1 point ago

          Hmmm, then I'm not so sure. Usually when I'm in town we're always in the downtown area.

          [–]shadowx28 1 point2 points ago

          And that's why vacationing in the northern woods or small (thinking Elkhart Lake) vacation towns is so great. We just can't so no to cheap, excellent beer, especially when we're in the woods with a bunch of friends and no worries.

          [–]nikeguy302 1 point2 points ago

          While generally true, there is a bar in Whitewater where up until 11 I believe it is .25 beers of Miller Lite.....beat that.

          [–]kenfagerdotcom 0 points1 point ago

          Would this be the Hawk's Nest or The Pub?

          [–]nikeguy302 0 points1 point ago

          Sorry man Im from Milwaukee, I'll ask my roommate when he gets back from the bar

          [–]nikeguy302 0 points1 point ago

          I remember it was on main street

          [–]kenfagerdotcom 0 points1 point ago

          Also, I would kill a man for a Gus' Pizza. I live over 1000 miles away from Whitewater now.

          [–]darkry 21 points22 points ago

          I grew up in WI and then lived in Chicago for a few years. One weekend I took a bunch of people from work rafting up in the north woods of WI. We are talking indian reservation, middle of nowhere, deliverance style place. We get a little lost trying to find the place and pull over to ask directions at a little bar. My boss at the time was very much a city guy (never lived in a city with less than a million people). He decided we need to do shots (I think there were 5 of us) and pulls out a couple of 20s. The look on his face when the bartender asked for $5 was incredible. I think in that moment he fell in love.

          [–]jointheredditarmy 8 points9 points ago

          Well, it's not cheaper than buying a handle of gordan's at walmart and drinking it in your car.... and I think I've had better times doing that than in Wisconsin clubs.

          [–]majesticjg 6 points7 points ago

          Either you're an awesome drinking companion, even by yourself, or Wisconsin clubs are terrible.

          I'm going to go with the former.

          [–]shadowx28 2 points3 points ago

          I will admit Wisconsin doesn't have much of a club scene. Not sure about Milwaukee though.

          [–]TsoiLives 0 points1 point ago

          You could say this about any state. Usually major urban areas are the places that have the good club scenes.

          [–]shadowx28 0 points1 point ago

          Oh yeah, just it doesn't make sense to drink at the club scene, and say since there's alcohol at the club that it's somehow comparable to the bars, house party scene here in Wisconsin.

          [–]Ce11arD000r 3 points4 points ago

          Wisconsin is not known for its club scene. Hole in the wall, neighborhood bar? Now that is where we excel. Get some good friends together, go shoot darts or pool...always a fun night.

          [–]DigiSmackd 1 point2 points ago

          Like any other State, it varies by location. Picking the hottest "club" in a larger city is still going to be much more pricey than some smaller, less trendy places.

          Having said that, the place I visit fairly regularly has Double pints of Captain Morgan and soda mixers for $2 each, all night, every night. Rail & soda mixers are going to be about the same price. MANY places have been specials, so it's generally cheaper to drink whatever beer is on special for the night.

          It kills me to go to some place just 5 minutes from my hangout and spend 2-3 times as much PER drink (and generally get smaller amounts of alcohol/drink in general (assuming a mixer). Plus, I generally refuse to pay any sort of cover charge (but that's a bit more rare unless it's a special event/live music)

          [–]cgjones 13 points14 points ago

          Yeah you'd think so, but its way to easy to spend upwards of $100 a night even in Wisconsin.

          [–]dangerNDAmanger 8 points9 points ago

          Depends on what you drink, imports a top shelf liquor all night is expensive, but if you drink specials going over $40 would be difficult.

          [–]yiggity_yag 18 points19 points ago

          Wisconsin here. I've easily spent $50+ in a night drinking specials.

          [–]Jipalio 5 points6 points ago

          Canada here, hard to not spend at least 100-150 in a night :(

          [–]flashvenom 8 points9 points ago

          California here. Drinks are $13 each. Yeah.

          [–]beefstick86 2 points3 points ago

          Wisconsinite here- Rail drinks are usually 3.50-5 dollars where domestic beers can range from 2$- 4.

          This makes me appreciate my state and my alcoholism more!

          [–]ducksa 0 points1 point ago

          We spend it on $4 shit beers, you fancy boy

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            [–]juice369 6 points7 points ago

            If you're spending more than $6/drink for top shelf in WI, unpop your collar and go home alone.

            [–]drkev10 0 points1 point ago

            Exactly. College in Va so I can't vouch for Wisconsin, but I've dropped $100 during happy hour at the bar where you can get $2 double mixed drinks (rum and coke, whiskey and ginger, etc) as well as $2 fatty mugs of domestics (23oz). All it takes is one round of shooters between you and some friends for that tab to jump from $30 up to around $100.

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            [–]Intrepid00 0 points1 point ago

            $200 is a lot in the Midwest. Parking ticket cost me $5 last time I was there. In DC it costs more to park legally.

            [–]DoomBox 2 points3 points ago

            Not in Chicago, worm!

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                [–]servercobra 0 points1 point ago

                I could easily drop that much in Madison in a given night.

                [–]throwawaymechanic37 1 point2 points ago

                I live in Kansas, all I gotta say is 50 cent wells. I can take a cab home and pay my bar tab with a $10 bill.

                [–]TheFreeloader 0 points1 point ago

                I'd say that depends on how many "everyone" includes.

                [–]marginwalker76 2 points3 points ago

                Unless you're in Wisconsin Dells. $12 for a goddamned Guinness. I hate that town

                [–]damngifs 2 points3 points ago

                Well, to be fair it is a tourist trap..

                [–]anal_blazers 0 points1 point ago

                Meh, Its easier than you think to cruise through $200 on a night out, especially if you are buying drinks/shots for people and playing dice all night.

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                  [–]SnowPro1986 62 points63 points ago

                  We would be rich men if this was actually a feature on our ATM's

                  [–]bigshitpoppin 0 points1 point ago

                  being from Milwaukee. Its only customary to buy everybody at Dukes shots!

                  [–]Ce11arD000r 0 points1 point ago

                  now that's a lot of people!

                  [–]Onikouzou 13 points14 points ago

                  Also only in WI - Yesterday in Waukesha it was 76 degrees at about 1:00. I get out of class, go outside to my car, and it's 32 degrees!

                  [–]2LabsGuy 7 points8 points ago

                  One time in Kenosha, it snowed, rained and was sunny and 75 degrees all in the same day.

                  [–]Badwolf84 3 points4 points ago

                  I can verify this post. It is not an unusual occurrence in the least.

                  [–]my_fucks_are_missing 2 points3 points ago

                  what up sha town

                  [–]trickeye 2 points3 points ago

                  Sorry, twas the same for me in Chicago!

                  [–]CyanideKitty -1 points0 points ago

                  Yeah, that really sucked yesterday. Did not make me happy.

                  [–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

                  Nah, that's pretty much how Boulder was this week. Mid seventies on Tuesday, 5 inches of snow on Wednesday.

                  [–]MindlessSpark 0 points1 point ago

                  Wisconsin weather is like a teenagers mood swings.

                  [–]mellamohan 2 points3 points ago

                  Also in Waukesha we now have multiple shootings in a 3 day span, so thats comforting..

                  [–]Onikouzou 0 points1 point ago

                  Gotta love WI

                  [–]Badwolf84 1 point2 points ago

                  Well, I'd leave that to no sane Wisconsinite wanting to live in Waukesha. I mean, it's pretty bad when the only place worse than you is Sheboygan.

                  [–]RIPRIchardManuel 0 points1 point ago

                  I think you need to travel in Wisconsin a little more if you think Waukesha and Sheboygan are the two worst places.

                  [–]Preposterous_Ostrich 37 points38 points ago

                  So I have the option to just call a cab and not my pay my tab? Sweet!

                  [–]nobodysdiary 4 points5 points ago

                  Best anti-drunk driving campaign ever.

                  [–]akatherder 1 point2 points ago

                  Also you can pay your tab to an atm.

                  [–]citizen_coping 12 points13 points ago

                  Lewis Black on drinking in Wisconsin

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WlwumGkSec

                  [–]DrumZildjian71[S] 5 points6 points ago

                  This. This needs to be seen by all.

                  [–]I_ruined_everything 0 points1 point ago

                  Ah, you beat me to it! I'll keep my post up anyways.

                  [–]TakingADumpRightNow 9 points10 points ago

                  -said no ATM ever.

                  [–]chadmesse 45 points46 points ago

                  Did anyone notice how the letters that were added do not line up and all of the words are rather wavy? I am not drunk therefore standing out to me I guess :)

                  [–]Stevieo68 31 points32 points ago

                  http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/120/116/This_looks_shopped_.jpg?1304525850

                  [–]HigherFive 1 point2 points ago

                  /r/UNITINU

                  [–]buckynutz 1 point2 points ago

                  OMG, this is fake??

                  [–]dnalloheoj 1 point2 points ago

                  Sorry, We can not process your request. You are drunk and you do not need to buy everyone in the bar shots.

                  [–]chadmesse 0 points1 point ago

                  EXACTLY!!! I use Wellsfargo and I have never seen an ATM do that ever and I am in TX where we ride horses home from the bars!

                  [–]ds2600 0 points1 point ago

                  That's not just a Texas thing. It's a Pennsylvania thing as well. My entire family's been banned for life from certain beverage consumption points due to some crazy, anti-equine indoor parking laws or something.

                  [–]Wisconsinboi 21 points22 points ago

                  As a wisconsinboi I can assure you that I would never waste $3.00 on an atm fee when that can get me 2 more beers.

                  [–]darthscorn 11 points12 points ago

                  On a thursday night that can get me a 32 oz long island fuck atm fees

                  [–]silvrwoman 3 points4 points ago

                  Two more beers for only $3? Really? Beer at Californian bars are so much more expensive.

                  [–]stniesen 16 points17 points ago

                  Yes, sometimes you can find bars with $1.00 beer nights. Listen to Louis Black's rant and you'll get an idea. Edit: Spelling error.

                  [–]zenaly 7 points8 points ago

                  brothers in milwaukee. drink for 5$ all nite thursdays. so hungover right now

                  [–]pk_atheist 1 point2 points ago

                  Bostonian here. $7.99 for a Sam Adams 22 ounce.

                  [–]stniesen 3 points4 points ago

                  Ouch. I just recently bought a 12-pack of Sam Adams Octoberfest (22oz each) for $8.99 in Milwaukee.

                  [–]pk_atheist 0 points1 point ago

                  That's in the bar on draft! In the grocery it's around $9 for a 6-pack of 12 oz.

                  [–]Shilvahfang 0 points1 point ago

                  Salt Lake..ian? Salt Laker? Anyhow, my rent is the price of 37 of your beers. Sup?

                  [–]pk_atheist 0 points1 point ago

                  My rent is the price of your rent, every 4.8 days. *

                  (*With two other roommates)

                  [–]Shilvahfang 0 points1 point ago

                  I do have one roommate who pays $25 more than I do per month. So he's ballin' almost as hard as you. We actually live in a really nice area too. Salt Lake rules.

                  [–]AwkwardAbe 1 point2 points ago

                  Doesn't really matter what state you're in, you can get a cheap beer if you drive far enough. I'm from Minneapolis a cheap beer here is $3+ during happy hour on a weekday. But you drive an hour north and you can get a beer for $1.50 on a Friday night.

                  [–]Shagomir 3 points4 points ago

                  I went to a bar in Moorhead that had 35 cent taps one night. 35 cents would get you 12 ounces of whatever swill was on tap. You could get 3 for a dollar.

                  Holy crap did that get me drunk.

                  [–]AwkwardAbe 1 point2 points ago

                  I forgot to mention there's a bar in a suburb of minneapolis on a largely developed lake that used to have 50 cent miller lites on mondays but over the past few years has gone up little by little and i believe nowadays its up to $1.75 or something like that. Used to get drunk for well under $10 including a tip.

                  [–]Shagomir 0 points1 point ago

                  I'm happy when I can get a pint of Summit for $3.50. Where is this magical place?

                  [–]silvrwoman 0 points1 point ago

                  Man I get excited when beer is $5 for happy hour. Mostly I end up spending and average of $10 per cocktail though

                  [–]bedford10 0 points1 point ago

                  Missourian here in a college town. Just about every bar downtown has some night of the week for dollar drinks. Dollar quad wells, dollar bottles... hell, there's even a night for free pitchers of beer. All night. It's a shit show.

                  [–]CaptainCard 0 points1 point ago

                  Which one because that describes most of them. (My town is a fan of the Green Beer)

                  [–]Seredoff 0 points1 point ago

                  I know a bar out here that serves liter mugs of beer (the big glass ones) for $3.75.

                  [–]this_sort_of_thing 5 points6 points ago

                  I love reading random references about places I have no idea about, like when people are saying some shit about Wisconsin...I'm from London (England) and I have no bloody clue what's going on, but I still think "haha, it sounds so true" when people start shitting on a region of their country/state.

                  [–]I_ruined_everything 6 points7 points ago

                  We drink, A LOT.

                  [–]Badwolf84 3 points4 points ago

                  Pheh, "A LOT"? Lightweight. My part of Wisconsin can outdrink your part of Wisconsin!

                  [–]I_ruined_everything 3 points4 points ago

                  Those are some mighty big words from someone coming from your part of Wisconsin. We should do shots. I'll buy the first 35.

                  [–]Badwolf84 1 point2 points ago

                  35? Well, then let me know when your sister is done drinking those so the men can start drinking.

                  [–]hchighfield 5 points6 points ago

                  AA in Wisconsin:

                  "Hey quitter why don't we see you at the bars anymore?"

                  [–]Lanafied 14 points15 points ago

                  As a lifelong Wisconsinite I can confirm, this is accurate.

                  [–]kameronk92 5 points6 points ago

                  How does it know?

                  [–]I_ruined_everything 4 points5 points ago

                  How many times you have to punch in your code before getting it right.

                  [–]2LabsGuy 1 point2 points ago

                  Neeeew Glaruuuuuus

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                  [–]lauruhhpalooza 0 points1 point ago

                  I moved out of WI in July for Boston, and I had my last Spotted Cow last night :(

                  [–]OpenFilthyPalms 1 point2 points ago

                  And we're damn proud of it.

                  [–]MrDaburks 3 points4 points ago

                  But what if you really, really need that 8 ball of coke? I mean, your car isn't gonna drive itself home..

                  [–]SellinThings 3 points4 points ago

                  This guy understands the power of the magic 8ball. Nasal injection sober potion.

                  [–]A13X37 2 points3 points ago

                  Really bad photoshop.

                  [–]burbur987 1 point2 points ago

                  Can't remember the name of the place, but there is a bar here in Wisconsin that had $0.25 domestic tap beers during college homecoming.

                  [–]FX_Idlewild 0 points1 point ago

                  My college town had this every Monday, they were smaller cups but you'd get a pitcher of beer for about $3.00.

                  [–]mrmateo 2 points3 points ago

                  title comnts points age /r/
                  The ATM at my bar needs this. 81coms 1648pts 2mos funny

                  [–]powahwork 3 points4 points ago

                  man i need those atms in madison/whitewater. if they would yell at me for being too drunk to get more money out, id be a much richer man.

                  where is this thing?

                  [–]powahwork 1 point2 points ago

                  now that i read all the other comments of it being shopped i withdraw my question.

                  [–]i_watch_u_p 0 points1 point ago

                  Land of the free, they said...

                  [–]nafsashai 0 points1 point ago

                  I suddenly feel the need to move to Wisconsin... Someone shoot me before it's to late!

                  [–]tankintheair315 3 points4 points ago

                  Join us!

                  [–]DrumZildjian71[S] 2 points3 points ago

                  ONE OF US

                  [–]too_many_puppies 0 points1 point ago

                  What if someone needed their cocaine fix ? That would suck.

                  [–]iamnotseanclark 0 points1 point ago

                  I wish some of my bars had this. Would have saved me so much money

                  [–]greg19735 0 points1 point ago

                  i just don't get how this is related to Wisconsin at all.

                  [–]Wisconsinboi -1 points0 points ago

                  As a wisconsinboi I can assure you that I would never waste $3.00 on an atm fee when that can get me 2 more beers.

                  [–]jzeroe 2 points3 points ago

                  Pretty bad photoshop.

                  [–]great_gape 2 points3 points ago

                  Only in PhotoShop...

                  [–]Ricktron3030 1 point2 points ago

                  The letters don't even line up!

                  [–]Ecchii 0 points1 point ago

                  Actually this gave me an idea.

                  Why not have a drunk test (the tube that you blow in) at the atm's and the user can preset a specific alcohol level so when in the future his alcohol level is higher than the one he preset the ATM will not cash out money (or maybe not much just a specific amount for a taxi etc that the user can also preset depending on where he is)

                  [–]desaparecid0 0 points1 point ago

                  yes! let's totally get this installed on every ATM. this is way easier and more efficient than just not being an idiot with money.

                  [–]Ecchii 0 points1 point ago

                  Well obviously only people who know they have this problem will activate it.

                  [–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

                  how does that stop you from running a tab? most bars don't even have ATM's now - also you're a fucking retard anyways for that idea.

                  [–]Ecchii 0 points1 point ago

                  Mature of you to call someone a retard for having an idea. Reflects your own intellect greatly. I wrote this without giving it a second thought, so you maybe its flawed. However, that doesn't give you the right to call me a retard. So fuck you, sir.

                  [–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

                  OK, in light of that - your idea is retarded - and you're a fucking retard for spewing shit out without thinking.

                  [–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

                  What does this have to do with Wisconsin? I'm confused

                  [–]NinjaSupplyCompany -1 points0 points ago

                  Nothing. It's just a repost.

                  [–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

                  Ah, okay then

                  [–]Horoto 1 point2 points ago

                  The stereotype is that people from Wisconsin drink a ton.

                  [–]pmartin0079 0 points1 point ago

                  you know its a hoax when OP doesn't reply to any of the comments

                  [–]bigrjsuto 0 points1 point ago

                  I need that for my brain.

                  [–]Sirmittenz 0 points1 point ago

                  Bullshit, wells fargo would love it if you overdrafted.

                  [–]Syyia 0 points1 point ago

                  I think this is literally a piece of paper taped to an ATM

                  [–]mightyenano 0 points1 point ago

                  Customer

                  What are you doing?

                  Customer you are drunk

                  Stahp

                  [–]dakotacharlie 0 points1 point ago

                  this is a piece of paper taped to the atm...

                  [–]highball88 0 points1 point ago

                  I was once in a bar in Minot ND that had all you could drink (some kinda beer) for 5 bucks. They gave you a pitcher. It also had rigged casino games in it that don't exist in normal casinos.

                  Think this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c1BQkKUsx0

                  I got shit hammered, was tricked by some Injuns and wound up locked outside in deathly temps. I had to run to my hotel, thought I was gonna die. My people did give them small pox blankets so it kinda justifies their attempt to kill me. I consider us even now.

                  [–]DomTrooper 1 point2 points ago

                  Wisconsin where the only difference between New Years Eve and any other night is, we drink with hats on.

                  [–]Mustang500 -1 points0 points ago

                  Fake and gay, but primarily fake.

                  [–]snickers1221 0 points1 point ago

                  being from wisconsin, i'm sad this is a repost :(

                  [–]TheREALVinDiesel 0 points1 point ago

                  It even offers to call a can for you. What a good (ATM) guy Greg

                  [–]GopherInWI 0 points1 point ago

                  Wells Fargo would never be the kind.

                  [–]I_ruined_everything 0 points1 point ago

                  Al Lewis Black once put it while recording in Madison, WI; "(We) are not alcoholics, (we) are professionals."

                  Edit: God, I love seeing all this Wisconsin stuff in this thread!

                  [–]mattedgod 0 points1 point ago

                  What do you mean only in Wisconsin? They don't have Photoshop in other states?

                  [–]PShireman 1 point2 points ago

                  It seems the only time Wisconsin gets attention on Reddit is when there's a shooting or a beer joke.

                  [–]Badwolf84 0 points1 point ago

                  That's usually the only time those of us in Wisconsin get attention anyways, so why not make it true for Reddit also?

                  [–]BeedleTB 0 points1 point ago

                  I have been told this by bar tenders, but never by an atm.

                  [–]Wazowski 0 points1 point ago

                  You'll get better results if you render out the text to a raster layer before skewing it, or better yet--importing the text as Illustrator outlines in a smart object.

                  When you ask Photoshop to skew live text like this, it's going to disturb the baseline in a very unattractive way and then everyone will call you a faggot.

                  [–]reformationdesigns 0 points1 point ago

                  Good guy ATM

                  [–]ActionWaters 1 point2 points ago

                  Go Packers

                  [–]_Order66 0 points1 point ago

                  Gotta love the Wisconsin chat going on this thread. Racine checking in!

                  [–]overlordAtlas 0 points1 point ago

                  I am from Northern Wisconsin. I can attest to this. Seriously, the only things in my town are the essentials, Grocery stores, etc. And the rest are bars. The whole main street for a quarter mile are bars. And one bank.

                  [–]anal_blazers 0 points1 point ago

                  I really wish this was real. I would save sooo much money.

                  [–]RFB_clERIC 0 points1 point ago

                  It doesn't cost anywhere near 200 dollars to buy everyone in the bar a round of shots in Wisconsin.

                  [–]plucas175 0 points1 point ago

                  Wisconsin here: Best night of drinking ever was a bar that gave out free beer until someone pees. I can't believe how long we all lasted!

                  [–]Z_Odd_Sultan 0 points1 point ago

                  Madison possibly?

                  [–]Moviebuff1 0 points1 point ago

                  Drink. Regret. Repeat. The Wisconsin Creed

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