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[–]DuckDragon 118 points119 points ago

The artist, for anyone interested, is redditor /u/corvuskorax/ (from this post)

[–]shadowthiefo 26 points27 points ago

corvuskorax has a website here

Edit: wow, I have no idea what happened there but LowSociety fixed it. Upvote him.

[–]LowSociety 26 points27 points ago

[–]shadowthiefo 13 points14 points ago

I-just-don't-know-what-went-wrong.jpeg

[–]LowSociety 5 points6 points ago

Your url starts with a / which means the url becomes

http://www.reddit.com/http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/

That leads to a Reddit search for "http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/" and the result is this post.

[–]Tasadar 2 points3 points ago

You seem a knowledgeable fellow and/or lady. How do I make a Reddit link with a ')' in the URL, because reddit considers that the end of the url and ends the link there.

[–]LowSociety 2 points3 points ago

Use a backslash as an escape character! Wikipedia links sometimes contain parentheses, for instance:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket_(disambiguation)

becomes

[Wikipedia link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bracket_\(disambiguation\))

which becomes

"Wikipedia link"

[–]Tasadar 1 point2 points ago

I do say, that was a timely response, my thanks to you.

[–]Homletmoo 0 points1 point ago

Happens to the best of us.

[–]desertjedi85 1 point2 points ago

We broke it :(

Website you were trying to visit was disabled for 5 minutes, because it received over 20% of total server requests. It means that this website was using over 20% of processor resources, which is above allowed limit. Website was temporary disabled to protect server from overloading and other websites on server. Please try again in 5 minutes.

[–]caerul 0 points1 point ago

Wait, I'm the only one that's been seeing this the past week or two? I keep checking for updated but I assumed the site was down temporarily.

[–]corvuskoraxChaoslife Comics 1 point2 points ago

Hey there! Sorry you've been having trouble getting to the site (and probably will for a while with the popularity of this post and Reddit's gangbang of love), but if you are ever greeted with that page or an archived version of the site, just press the button that says "Retry for a Live Version" and that should refresh it to a live version. Unfortunately, your browser will remember if you saw this page and it won't change until you press the button. Hope that helps!

[–]caerul 0 points1 point ago

Oh my. I realized that that button was literally doing nothing (referencing http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/# without executing a script), and then it dawned on me.

...'findchaos.com' is whitelisted in my NoScript, but 'cloudflare.com' was not. Problem now solved, hooray!

Also, on an unrelated topic, you are awesome and should feel awesome. Cheers!

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

I think we killed it...

[–]worldisorder 0 points1 point ago

Great! We broke it! This is why we can't have nice things!

*Website you were trying to visit was disabled for 5 minutes, because it received over 20% of total server requests. It means that this website was using over 20% of processor resources, which is above allowed limit. Website was temporary disabled to protect server from overloading and other websites on server. Please try again in 5 minutes. *

[–]nandosman 7 points8 points ago

At least OP should link her username....

[–]I_LOVE_ASPARTAME 12 points13 points ago

OP might not have known.

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[–]artacuno53 41 points42 points ago

  1. its ok

  2. never say Sowrry again

[–]BeTheQueen[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh... Okay? :)

[–]GingaNinja98 12 points13 points ago

Sorreh

[–]jambolino23 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, artacuno is just upset because he can't spell pokemon names correctly.

[–]yummyummers 1 point2 points ago

Yeah really, who can't spell artycuno.

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

That hurt man.

I was like 8 when I started using this name for club penguin

[–]I_LOVE_ASPARTAME 6 points7 points ago

awww it's okaaay

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[–]SchofieldSilver 1 point2 points ago

Is your name a reference to Train's "Meet Virginia"?

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

holy shit i thought you wrote "trains meet vagina" and i didnt even what the fuck

[–]SchofieldSilver 0 points1 point ago

I did write that. Just with proper grammar.

[–]ani625 3 points4 points ago

You'll have to deliver.

[–]Clockian 1 point2 points ago

Here's a direct link to the comic on her own site: http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/every-damned-time-reddit/

[–]themacguffinman 0 points1 point ago

lol the site is already down.

[–]Clockian 0 points1 point ago

Still works for me, and for everyone else probably too.

[–]themacguffinman 0 points1 point ago

Eh. It works for me now too. I swear it was down when I wrote the comment though o_O

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 0 points1 point ago

Well it would be kind of weird if the artist wasn't a redditor...

[–]itsmoist 34 points35 points ago

When I browse Reddit, I'll get bored and close the tab and reopen another just to find myself going back to Reddit.

[–]creatureater 2 points3 points ago

this is life.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 6 points7 points ago

It is known.

[–]Chazman212 2 points3 points ago

/r/politics would call it Romnesia, i call it fuck am i literally logging on again!?!

[–]Call_me_John 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's not a bug, that's a feature!

[–]MaxIsAlwaysRight 13 points14 points ago

Someone needs to start making those vote-arrow balls.

[–]rxjopify 28 points29 points ago

"But honey, it WANTS me to spend hours looking at cats and naked chicks."

[–]poop22_ 10 points11 points ago

Then you end up naked in a truck stop bathroom jerking off with a vacuum to alien porn.

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[–]REDDITvTIDDER 0 points1 point ago

It's like krokodil...once you start you can't stop untill it eats you.

[–]Inquisitr 6 points7 points ago

I don't know what I actually expected

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 1 point2 points ago

Yup, deaddove.jpg -_-

[–]nooknstuff 1 point2 points ago

Now THAT escalated quickly.

[–]GingaNinja98 -3 points-2 points ago

alien porn /r/spacedicks

FTFY

[–]artacuno53 1 point2 points ago

Nooooo, alien porn

[–]artacuno53 6 points7 points ago

Its not cute

its my life

[–]PantsOffDanceOff 1 point2 points ago

So say we all.

[–]artacuno53 1 point2 points ago

Stop stalkin me

[–]PantsOffDanceOff 0 points1 point ago

But it's so easy when you stick out with this RES tag!

[–]RouseHouse1013 26 points27 points ago

I wonder if this novelty is more or less expensive than shitty watercolor.

[–]poop22_ 16 points17 points ago

I wonder how fat the guy will get.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 1 point2 points ago

Sam's Club or Costco or whatever. This dude probably has a freezerfull.

[–]Braude 2 points3 points ago

My mom got into 'couponing' about a year ago. Not extreme or anything, but she did find a deal where she could get toaster strudels for like 50 cents each. We had a freezer full for a solid month and a half. Best month and a half ever.

[–]Averant 1 point2 points ago

Whatever it may be, it's definitely more delicious.

[–]thirdfounder 8 points9 points ago

Shitty_Watercolour arguably has gotten good, or at least a lot less shitty, thus invalidating his name if not his endearing charm.

but that will never be an issue here.

[–]literally_a_whale 7 points8 points ago

Is nobody going to mention the fact that this is about to be eaten by the unattached skull in the top left?

[–]itsmoist 4 points5 points ago

This is oddly the best novelty account ever. That Toaster Strudel is definitely shitty.

[–]deathdonut 1 point2 points ago

How quickly we forget Reaction_On_My_Nub...

[–]feilen 1 point2 points ago

No it's not, that's...

Oh, that's frosting. I get it now. Carry on.

[–]Mikes_friend_Tyler 1 point2 points ago

Dude. Fuck yeah.

[–]thirdfounder 10 points11 points ago

you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[–]Stubbo 2 points3 points ago

you can check out any time you like

Can you though, can you really?

[–]thirdfounder 4 points5 points ago

trying to right now. can't.

[–]Stubbo 6 points7 points ago

[–]bloody_pinecone 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, I woke up 20 minutes ago and the first thing I did was get on my phone and reddit. I'm trying to get up and shower but I can't. I have a problem. We all have a problem.

[–]mxwll 1 point2 points ago

somehow this made me feel bad for a website

[–]rabid-clanger 1 point2 points ago

If anyone is interested the site this web comic came from http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

....And reddit killed their server

[–]sexysoccerchick12 -1 points0 points ago

I want one....

[–]Fluix -1 points0 points ago

As if redditors go outside

[–]darksull 1 point2 points ago

Looks good and cute but i sometimes feel r/funny is basically r/all

[–]TryingToFindAnExit 0 points1 point ago

Dem eyes....

[–]JMP1147 0 points1 point ago

You can't escape reddit

[–]KissMyAsthma321 0 points1 point ago

Haha personifying a bunch of ones and zeroes.

[–]irishknight 0 points1 point ago

how reddit works in a nutshell lol

[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was the cutest thing ever.

http://imgur.com/axL0W

[–]mrkhunt 0 points1 point ago

Take this repost and stick it up your cunt.

[–]golfer_ninja 1 point2 points ago

It's okay, Akihiko-sempi, we can't resist Reddit either.

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 1 point2 points ago

I have to remind myself that the dude in those cartoons is a chick.

[–]heriman 1 point2 points ago

omg soooooo funnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]jessejamess 0 points1 point ago

He's got no bones!

[–]julia-sets[!] 4 points5 points ago

*She's

[–]jessejamess 0 points1 point ago

[–]julia-sets[!] 6 points7 points ago

I'm not sure if you're kidding, but the creator of the comic is fairly-well known on Reddit. She's a she. http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/ That's her and her wife in the comics.

[–]jessejamess 1 point2 points ago

honest mistake. Gotta admit, doesn't look much like a guy.

[–]raging_asshole 2 points3 points ago

She's mentioned somewhere before how she purposely draws the character in an androgynous way.

[–]lythandas 0 points1 point ago

thank's user/corvuscorax

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

Cute first time round.

[–]TheWorstBro 0 points1 point ago

I CAME HERE TO LAUGH, DAMN IT.

[–]Hype_Man 0 points1 point ago

haha, the story of my internet life

[–]Dontwearthatsock 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking adorable. Infuriatingly fucking adorable.

[–]HugYouSoHard 0 points1 point ago

It's just so...adorable

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the movie CJ7.

[–]BigMoney7 0 points1 point ago

You think it's cute but then you realize that Reddit is just using that pouty face to manipulate you.

[–]Humblesz 0 points1 point ago

that is one of the coollest looking reddit alien pics I have ever seen

[–]stacecom -2 points-1 points ago

Clearly, this piece of artwork that was drawn about reddit has never been posted to reddit before.

[–]GayestBitch -4 points-3 points ago

It's actually the gayest thing. I would know.