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[–]reddit111987 271 points272 points ago

[–]Skilol 45 points46 points ago

I've never really read comics, but...please...please tell me this is a real spiderman comic.

[–]PotatoSilencer 34 points35 points ago

It is.

[–]chewrocka 9 points10 points ago

yeah, i havent read this one, but I can just tell its real. I guess if web fluid were real, this could really happen.

[–]reddit111987 28 points29 points ago

I guess if web fluid were real

"If"???

[–]Jonny1394 1 point2 points ago

I had one of these... f.y.i. silly string shooting from your wrist will not save you after jumping from your second story deck.

[–]bayerava 55 points56 points ago

ewww. Upvote.

[–]shelldog 87 points88 points ago

[–]headforthehills 7 points8 points ago

Coming to bed, honey?

[–]ScreamingVegetable 6 points7 points ago

Yes dear...

[–]Icebear8 2 points3 points ago

That is my life but I don't get the "you coming to bed honey?" :(

[–]shelldog 0 points1 point ago

Me either... I guess I'm also missing out on something here

ninja edit: Apparently that's the line the fish guy says whilst looking soullessly out the window. Here's the best I could find after a quick search. Excuse the YouTube poop dub, but just replace the end with "yes, dear" and you got the reference.

[–]Mrred23 -1 points0 points ago

The internet needs people like you.

[–]megalosaurus 1 point2 points ago

No, we deserve people like him!

[–]Neyubin 163 points164 points ago

[–]lexfa 132 points133 points ago

[–]olaf_from_norweden 5 points6 points ago

What tool/filter/setting to you modify to get the picture cut-out to match the desaturated original picture?

[–]theGerhard 8 points9 points ago

If in photoshop or GiMP, select tool > copy > paste into new layer, image > Levels, tone it down a bit whilst side by side to the original picture. all in all, 56 seconds of work.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 38 points39 points ago

FT. NSFW

[–]LaZinga 50 points51 points ago

I don't know what this has to do with anything, but those are some damn fine titties.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 20 points21 points ago

Indeed.

[–]Istanbul200 20 points21 points ago

CTRL_ALT_RAPE's approval concerns me.

[–]LoliHunter 0 points1 point ago

Would you feel better if I confirmed this instead?

[–]newtothelyte -3 points-2 points ago

Those utters are begging to be milked

[–]JakeSteam 7 points8 points ago

Udderly.

[–]Goofy_fucker 7 points8 points ago

Gadam!

[–]ThatJanitor 5 points6 points ago

ಠ▄ಠ

[–]jimmi114 9 points10 points ago

This tag needs to be red lol. I saw blue and just kept clicking as I went down the list. I sit in a corner cube that has no walls and have 200 people sitting around me. 24 Inch HD monitor BOOBS. No one saw. awwwwwyeahhh

[–]trueyou 1 point2 points ago

that made me laugh out loud at work. now everyone is looking at me.

[–]murphinerr 0 points1 point ago

You only think no one saw...

[–]MackyTrajan 2 points3 points ago

.

[–]riquenunes 17 points18 points ago

Holy shit. This is the first time I've noticed that he's not actually sitting in a chair.

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 2 points3 points ago

This changes everything.

[–]JohnJimJoeBob 3 points4 points ago

Did lexfa and gradeahonky just post the same Photoshop job one second apart? Is it my birthday?

[–]DrJudgmental 4 points5 points ago

While lexfa used photoshop, Im pretty sure gradeahonky used MS Paint

[–]weewolf 1 point2 points ago

The picture is wrong. Can someone photoshop his picture into the picture frame?

[–]midbc 9 points10 points ago

i can see it now......there is gonna be a ton of these made and only 0.1% of them will be funny

[–]Surfacetovolume 16 points17 points ago

Your optimism exceeds mine.

[–]RNRSaturday 2 points3 points ago

If we take a ton to mean 2,000 (based on the equivalent number of pounds in a U.S. ton), this would mean that only 2 of these would be funny. If we also allow that the two already posted are pretty freaking hilarious, in addition to the one posted by Neyubin in the comments of this thread, we now have 3 funny ones. Looks like we're in for at least 1,997 bad ones. (Sorry, I just learned math and I'm trying to show off.)

[–]Phesodge 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand these downvotes...?

[–]reddittinglongnhard 1 point2 points ago

You subtract the downvotes, ask RNRSatruday to teach you math.

[–]CpnKangaroo 14 points15 points ago

Everyone is capitalizing on this picture

And I'm just sitting here commentating

Edit* I accidentally a word

[–]0rionPax 6 points7 points ago

I hope this doesn't embarrass you, Jen, but I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long, hard stare...

Edit: Context

[–]ThePlasticJesus 2 points3 points ago

Would it not look like Facebook?

[–]slaurcraft 2 points3 points ago

it bothers me how his hands are visible on the desk. That's why I can't accept the meme :<

[–]km293 0 points1 point ago

I've never noticed that until now. Thanks :(

[–]shelldog 2 points3 points ago

If she captured her life in snapshots...

...THEN WHO WAS CAMERA?

[–]predictableCommentor 3 points4 points ago

Ages 0-2 : Baby shitting himself
Ages 2-15 : Video games and School
Ages 15-17: Video games, school, and masturbating
Ages 18-23: Video games, school, and sex, so much sex.
Age 24: Sitting at home, sitting in an office.

[–]reddittinglongnhard 1 point2 points ago

Is this what the snapshots would show or what you're thinking about? Cause I dont know many people that play video games all the time having enough sex to be classified as "so much sex"

Example there were a few halo parties my room mates threw that I skipped to go have sex. I was having sex, and while I wasn't at the halo parties and can't attest to it first hand, I'm assuming they weren't.

[–]predictableCommentor 0 points1 point ago

Yes, this is what the snapshots would look like.

The balance of sex and video games may have swayed during those years but there was still a lot of sex and the rest of my free time occupied by video games, i think once even during sex

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

You missed out on some awesome gamer orgies.

[–]JohnStrikesAgain 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha. The sad reality is Instagram has proven how boring everyone's day to day life actually is.

[–]CajunTurkey -1 points0 points ago

I was waiting for a gif on the second pic

[–]go-rot-in-a-sewer 0 points1 point ago

wouldnt it be pictures from your own perspective... like fps..

[–]brlito -1 points0 points ago

Did I miss something?

[–]claudioe1 1 point2 points ago

page 2?

[–]purplegrrl 0 points1 point ago

WTF? What would your life look like if you took pictures of your life? Uh, I guess like my photos.

[–]Sprocketlord 0 points1 point ago

If my life were snapshots. Someone would be losing a hard drive.

[–]Furyous -1 points0 points ago

Nailed it

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 -1 points0 points ago

So much cancer.

[–]Rion96 0 points1 point ago

12w43a

[–]OrphanAnthem 0 points1 point ago

me sitting at a computer desk while sleeping, pooping, eating, and fapping at the same time

[–]Cancani 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what im doing right now

[–]desmondsdecker 0 points1 point ago

Welp, this is fucking stupid.

[–]permanentthrowaway 1 point2 points ago

I seriously need to ask... what's the context for that Spiderman image?

[–]lonesoldier4789 0 points1 point ago

[FIXED][FIXED][FIXED][X-POST]

[–]Lady_Bernini 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that would look like Facebook.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

Everyone's out using instagram.

And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

[–]JoakoLC 1 point2 points ago

This is way more hilarious with RES' Imgur album feature.

[–]brokendrum 0 points1 point ago

It would look a lot like my Instagram account.

[–]captainmeanyface 0 points1 point ago

She got the ill handwriting

[–]renome 0 points1 point ago

Awesome man, you're Spider-man!

[–]FineAxel -1 points0 points ago

Hahahahah

[–]MatCauthonsHat 0 points1 point ago

[–]NormMeow -3 points-2 points ago

very glad to say that’s not my life since I found /r/nofap

[–]pickleczar 0 points1 point ago

I guess most of that girl's snapshots would be headless.

[–]like_you_gave_a_fuck 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty inaccurate, not many people have Spiderman costumes.

[–]tachophile -1 points0 points ago

The sad reality of my life.