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[–]plazmamuffin 8 points9 points ago

[–]taykray 12 points13 points ago

My mom emailed that to me too...6 years ago...

[–]melance 3 points4 points ago

There was a much longer version of the cat that spanned several years. Of course I read it back in 1996 so I can't say exactly where it is now.

[–]hineyodor 1 point2 points ago

Funniest thing ive read in a while. Loved it. Thanks OP

[–]justin_yermum 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing all those dog people are out side, or else someone may challenge this.

[–]flickingthem 1 point2 points ago

This is gold! Made my day :)

[–]Wackoverlord 1 point2 points ago

"he is obviously retarded" that made me laugh

[–]LMNoballz 0 points1 point ago

Real old, I still laugh every time I read it.

[–]TheForbiddenFool 0 points1 point ago

This is so fucking hilarious, it's so spot on it's unbelievable. However, I do love my dogs and my cats...well one of them at least.

[–]booonzy -1 points0 points ago

[–]Corey1369 -1 points0 points ago

Ha this is true my cat looks like she is in prison

[–]penguin_knight 0 points1 point ago

My ancestors forwarded this to each other in Latin.