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[–]PeteJayDC 68 points69 points ago

One of my faves. Still, for my money, nothing beats the episode where Ralph is drawing in Sunday School and the teacher looks at his paper and says "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

[–]RJM10_2 3 points4 points ago

The before teacher yelled at me too

[–]Mr_Sorter 22 points23 points ago

Go BANANA!

[–]mkay0 20 points21 points ago

Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[–]Zeus25 40 points41 points ago

"Me fail English? That's un-possible!"

[–]timbone316 27 points28 points ago

"Ralph, remember when you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?" "He was going to the bathroom..."

[–]CatMadeOfFur 12 points13 points ago

"My cats breath smells like cat food."

[–]capnlee 8 points9 points ago

I don't think the writers would be aware of it, but there was a famous old ZX Spectrum game with the same line in it called Skool Daze

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skool_Daze#Punishments

[–]jellybonez 5 points6 points ago

There there Ralph, at least you can still go to Bovine University.

[–]Drugerts 4 points5 points ago

Fav Ralph moment: go apple! Go orange! go banana!

[–]reddit111987 4 points5 points ago

I bent my wookie...

[–]MrT-1000 17 points18 points ago

Favorite Ralph moment: when Lisa gives him the Valentine's card that says "I choo choo choose you"... dem feels <3

[–]axlhgl 17 points18 points ago

I offer you my favorite Ralph moment : http://viewrz.com/en/event/526/23120/

[–]meliaesc 16 points17 points ago

The fuck website is this? You know you can just direct link a time frame in the original video, right?

[–]axlhgl 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but I can't put an end.

[–]meliaesc -2 points-1 points ago

That's true, but we could identify an end for ourselves. I can't view the video you linked on my phone, the layout is a tad obnoxious, and I'd love to be able to watch the full thing of clips if it piqued my curiosity/nostalgia.

[–]syriquez 0 points1 point ago

Why would you need to?

[–]Porkpillow 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't work on mobile. That site seems to be just displaying YouTube videos; why not just link to YouTube?

[–]pompommini 3 points4 points ago

"Ralph, you're also not a trophy!" "Awww"

[–]Busses 0 points1 point ago

My favorite Ralph moment: the ones that are always mentioned.

[–]twentysomethinger 2 points3 points ago

Past Season 12, this is garbage...

[–]ericmm76 4 points5 points ago

*9

[–]pibroch 3 points4 points ago

Sad, but true. I don't consider what's on the air today to be The Simpsons.

[–]xLuMisx 0 points1 point ago

giggles

[–]Yourdomdaddy 1 point2 points ago

Wait, is that Bobo?

[–]StoneDeaf 0 points1 point ago

You didn't giggle to that picture? That's unpossible!

[–]roger_ 1 point2 points ago

[–]RalphWasntHere 0 points1 point ago

I was never there!

[–]zoltanps 0 points1 point ago

Ralph Wiggums can be whatever he wants to be!

[–]NotThisTimeDave 1 point2 points ago

I giggled the first 2 times I saw it, but on the third time, there was no giggle.

So I guess you and I are different in that respect.

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 0 points1 point ago

I used to do that with my teddy bear as a kid. Except I was masturbating.

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Side show Ralph Wiggum.

[–]MunchyMcNipples 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that didn't find Ralph all that funny.

[–]Chitery 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the single ladies devastation

[–]omgitsakitty 0 points1 point ago

[–]misterschmoo 0 points1 point ago

Leave Ralph alooooooooooooooooone!

[–]jetaddict[!] 0 points1 point ago

Ralpharoo..?

[–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

I don't know why this is fucking hilarious to me, but it is :D

[–]RyoukoAsakura 1 point2 points ago

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[–]Glaube 0 points1 point ago

Does that large silver cup read: "Shelbyville" ?

[–]Stormthrash 0 points1 point ago

That's what she said.

[–]Landowned 0 points1 point ago

I bent my wookie.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I see this

TRANSLATION: REPOST

[–]Probably_immortal 0 points1 point ago

I always like to think that when Ralph grows up he creates the Simpsons. Its the only ending I am willing to accept.

[–]mlb0407 0 points1 point ago

Well way to crush his dreams

[–]ToastNYC -4 points-3 points ago

The Simpson:
On air for 24 season, funny for 8.

[–]TheYeasayer -1 points0 points ago

Too bad, looks like you are getting down-voted by a bunch of people who probably like American Dad too. AWWW SNAP!

[–]TwoDimensional 8 points9 points ago

Sorry to hear that, you should check out The Simpsons. It's always been funny!

[–]TheYeasayer 0 points1 point ago

You are correct sir, but should specify the 8. IMO its season 4-13

[–]Jackal_6 10 points11 points ago

That's 10. And 2-11 are the golden years.

[–]doctorhuh 2 points3 points ago

This man speaks the truth.

[–]TheYeasayer 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I meant to say 4-11. I felt they didnt quite hit their stride (both with animation and jokes) until season 4, maybe 3.

Fun Fact: Season 12 (the beginning of the downwards slide) pairs up with the debut of Futurama. Coincidence? Nope! The best writers went to work on Futurama, where the creative possibilities were a lot greater (easier to write when you have limitless alien worlds than when you have a hundred or so standard town characters).

[–]Jackal_6 0 points1 point ago

Season 3 had Flaming Moe's, Homer at the Bat, Lisa's Pony, and Bart's Friend Falls in Love. Definitely part of the dynastic era.

Season 2 had Three Men and a Comic Book, the first Treehouse of Horror, Dancin' Homer, The Way We Was and Blood Feud. The sentimentality was reminiscent of season 1; and, combined with the show's evolving sense of humour, set the tone for the many seasons to come.

[–]syriquez 0 points1 point ago

9 is the season that had the Armin Tamzarian episode. That episode and beyond, it was crap for like 12 seasons. Even a number of the creators criticize that episode.

[–]Mr_Sorter -5 points-4 points ago

10? really?

[–]Jackal_6 13 points14 points ago

Let's count together!

  1. 4

  2. 5

  3. 6

  4. 7

  5. 8

  6. 9

  7. 10

  8. 11

  9. 12

  10. 13

[–]CleetusVanDamme 1 point2 points ago

That's unpossible!

[–]WHM-6R 1 point2 points ago

2-13 is when the show was very funny. Within that period, the golden age was 4-9.

[–]ToastNYC 1 point2 points ago

Accurate.

[–]jonathanrdt 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the man, Ralph! You can be whatever you want.

[–]yanniD -2 points-1 points ago

fuck what that guy has to say, Ralph!

[–]Perno 0 points1 point ago

Giggle? It made me sad! Poor Ralph.

[–]Wolf97 -2 points-1 points ago

Dream killer...

[–]Maple_D -2 points-1 points ago

Awful title.

[–]mrdaterape -4 points-3 points ago

[–]ancientshoes -3 points-2 points ago

this kind of reminds me of when people say they've had a sex change