In soviet russia

WileyK · 2012-10-26T15:55:52+00:00

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SHARK IN A CAGE

brmmm · 2012-10-26T13:51:08+00:00

It's inhumane to let a Russian get that close to a shark.

awkwardcock · 2012-10-26T13:18:03+00:00

Shark studies you

koshdim · 2012-10-26T14:16:02+00:00

poor shark, AFAIK most of them die if they don't swim

ismoketabacco · 2012-10-26T16:02:17+00:00

Meanwhile, back in the UK

IS_JOKE_COMRADE · 2012-10-26T15:17:35+00:00

I take offense to blasphemous photo

agent567 · 2012-10-26T16:05:33+00:00

Well, humans ARE more dangerous than sharks...

red321red321 · 2012-10-26T15:00:30+00:00

In Soviet Russia

Sharks partake in "Human Week"

Jester814 · 2012-10-26T15:47:27+00:00

I thought this was in Australia

sahba · 2012-10-26T16:13:21+00:00

Your title was so good! Some r/funny submissions are gold mostly because of their title. This was one great!

I LOVE GOOD TITLES

puffgiant19 · 2012-10-26T15:12:07+00:00

I see no bears on unicycles...

abumpdabump · 2012-10-26T15:11:38+00:00

Just a little higher, little higher yep yep thats the spot now a little to the left. AHHHHHHH sergei, you always know exactly where my itch is

italia06823834 · 2012-10-26T14:29:09+00:00

That's potentially incredibly harmfully to the shark. They cannot intake water like we can suck in air. They need to swim to keep water flowing over their gills. Otherwise they will die.

Imperfected · 2012-10-26T15:36:52+00:00

In soviet Russia Shark pets you.

newfag_tr0ll · 2012-10-26T15:10:04+00:00

Australia was better.

EVILEMU · 2012-10-26T15:15:58+00:00

Don't sharks pass out as soon as they're upside down? I read this somewhere that whales try to flip them over in order to subdue them.

A_Alonso · 2012-10-26T15:30:46+00:00

He looks like one porn actor.......... damn forgot his name.

Schtefon · 2012-10-26T15:36:07+00:00

I thought you were trying to blame the Russians for yesterday's "flying shark" incident. Then I realized it was just a cage.

Sr_Sussurus · 2012-10-26T15:56:01+00:00

I'm hearing this in the voice of Yakov Smirnoff. "In Russia, sharks afraid of man bites in sea!"

robbiemcgee · 2012-10-26T16:01:48+00:00

Shark goes into the cage.

Cage goes into the water.

Mans in the water.

_Benj_ · 2012-10-26T16:45:21+00:00

Is the shark dead ? or how could it happen ?

jaspersurfer · 2012-10-26T16:45:29+00:00

The fact remains that humans are far more dangerous to sharks than they are to us. This makes sense in some odd way.

masters1125 · 2012-10-26T16:47:13+00:00

...sharks watch human week.

CraftyBernardo · 2012-10-26T16:49:21+00:00

Human locks shark in cage

Frase · 2012-10-26T16:50:22+00:00

sharks watches you!

johndalmas · 2012-10-26T16:52:59+00:00

I think that's Poland, not Russia

Roboito429 · 2012-10-26T16:54:47+00:00

RREEPPOOOSSSTTTTT!!!!!

level32 · 2012-10-26T16:54:52+00:00

Nope... even in a Russian proof cage, I wouldn't go near him.

Tracewyvern · 2012-10-26T16:55:08+00:00

In Soviet Russia, female sharks call it Human Week.

daklassy1 · 2012-10-26T16:56:29+00:00

Its a Great White Human!!

ROSERSTEP · 2012-10-26T16:56:47+00:00

ok I caught a sand shark-like 25"/length-off Moss Landing,Ca-and thought maybe it would be tasty-it wasn't.However we cut out its little triangle shaped heart and that heart jumped around our driveway for more than an hour.It's true.

Bartleby1955 · 2012-10-26T16:57:21+00:00

Am I the only one that gets the reference to Yakov Smirnoff

malcolm816 · 2012-10-26T16:59:08+00:00

Relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25l1SkYzb0

Roboticide · 2012-10-26T17:00:39+00:00

Alright, all the Soviet Russia jokes are well and good, but I'm gonna need some context here...

Because all I can determine is that the shark is just thinking "WTF is going on?! How... How did this even happen?"

MrFreemanBBQ · 2012-10-26T17:00:44+00:00

Ba-dum-tsshh

Travie6492 · 2012-10-26T17:08:28+00:00

In Australia.* Apparently.

I'd link to the article but now it's fucking gone.

Australians, man.

SolomonGrumpy · 2012-10-26T17:10:10+00:00

The shark looks miffed

chodechugging · 2012-10-26T17:14:07+00:00

That shark is in a cage because, according to russian logic, a piece of paper that declares the ocean as a Soviet republic supersedes the reality that they've been inhabiting the ocean long before russians existed.

kslaven · 2012-10-26T17:14:10+00:00

My my, look how the tables have turned...

jetfool · 2012-10-26T17:21:02+00:00

There's something off about this picture, but I just can't put my fin on it.

mspaint-photoshop · 2012-10-26T17:28:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/has1q.jpg

nismo9 · 2012-10-26T17:33:25+00:00

This sort of thing absolutely disgusts me. Hate the sight of a beautiful creature caged up like that. No wonder they eat humans.

success-kid · 2012-10-26T18:02:39+00:00

*in Austrailia.

bananapeel · 2012-10-26T18:09:43+00:00

In Soviet Russia, shark jumps you!

ryanford4 · 2012-10-26T18:14:58+00:00

hahaha clever post of the day well done

Rmans · 2012-10-26T18:18:52+00:00

Anyone else remember the best Reddit "In Russia..." joke of all time? Read shady8x's comment for the set up, then CapnScumbone's reply for the punchline.

macogle · 2012-10-26T18:24:55+00:00

This kills the shark.

pwnies · 2012-10-26T19:25:19+00:00

Great whites need to start using these tactics around Aussie tuna farmers.

blacklotus21 · 2012-10-26T19:47:06+00:00

LOL. In Russia, sharks are the prey.

crotchrotcadaver · 2012-10-26T20:07:51+00:00

It took me far to long to figure out what was strange about this photo.

SethIsInSchool · 2012-10-26T20:45:10+00:00

Are you Russian, OP? I ask because of your username. A lot of tsars have "the great" as a title. Another common one is "the terrible"

Brettersson · 2012-10-26T21:09:12+00:00

"oh man, the guys up on the boat are gonna flip"

DEMENTER · 2012-10-26T21:53:05+00:00

More like Australia

llamattama · 2012-10-26T21:54:24+00:00

In Soviet Russia, sharks go human-diving.

awesomesauce78 · 2012-10-26T22:01:32+00:00

Putin is so awesome

NOWputTWOin · 2012-10-26T22:09:10+00:00

don't sharks need to be able to swim to breath..?

dubadub · 2012-10-26T22:39:55+00:00

Shark goes in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Humans in the water.

3russians · 2012-10-27T02:43:50+00:00

Well I guess I guess this redefines a "shark cage"

WhoFan · 2012-10-27T03:43:17+00:00

That kills the shark. Sharks 'need' to move forward to live.

johnnyTauc · 2012-10-26T16:08:23+00:00

You're doing it wrong.

Cickle_Funts · 2012-10-26T15:15:10+00:00

What other Russia is there?

Nydroj · 2012-10-26T16:53:50+00:00

In Soviet Russia sharks study humans.

pcnc · 2012-10-26T16:10:23+00:00

It's a shark cage, it's just logical for a shark to be in one

JordanTheBrobot · 2012-10-26T16:46:36+00:00

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RzK · 2012-10-26T15:33:55+00:00

Gahhh.. these jokes are still around?

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