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[–]UnderD4Donut 42 points43 points ago

Good thing she has those gloves, wouldn't want to get cold.

[–]proteus91 1 point2 points ago

You are a cake.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

Blubber is a natural insulator... I think her legs are probably quite warm.

[–]modernwitch 38 points39 points ago

9/10 would pollinate.

[–]bureX 22 points23 points ago

Oh, honey...

[–]SergeantSarcasm 16 points17 points ago

This better not bee another pun thread

[–]jamers89000 14 points15 points ago

Oh comb on! Why not?

[–]Hougigo 1 point2 points ago

I've been stung by the hive before.

[–]Patrick5555 -5 points-4 points ago

doo doo doo doo doot doot

ahh, sugar, sugar

[–]slapded 5 points6 points ago

i thought that was her now

[–]xLowDown 53 points54 points ago

DAE NOT LIKE NICKI MINAJ? LOL XD

[–]number420pencil[!] 6 points7 points ago

DAE Hat over-produced pop mus...wait, OMG gangnam style! EYYYY SEXXY LADDAY.

[–]LITERALLYbornhuetter 9 points10 points ago

"Nicki Minaj was the frontman from Queen, right?"

-Mitt Romney

[–]slidell4life 5 points6 points ago

circular jerking. I like it!

[–]irawwwr 14 points15 points ago

So Fabulous

[–]TehORCA 26 points27 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks that Nicki Minaj is the Dennis Rodman of women?

[–]mattbott 10 points11 points ago

3pts

[–]feenfader 5 points6 points ago

She's the leading rebounder 3 years straight?

[–]lampdev 1 point2 points ago

Rebounder of being a crazy bitch, then yes.

[–]Descriptivista -5 points-4 points ago

brave

[–]LITERALLYbornhuetter -3 points-2 points ago

brave

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but I think even Rodman has more sense.

[–]TehORCA 0 points1 point ago

zing!

[–]eeninety 12 points13 points ago

She don't need no man

[–]link343 3 points4 points ago

Have you seen her in the Beauty and a Beat video? It seems like she's getting whiter. I don't think like MJ, but it's probably the make-up, the lighting, and the angles they chose to use for her videos and promo photos.

Video

[–]gingerandforks 1 point2 points ago

Whitening magic. She'd been holding out on Michael Jackson.

[–]campushippo 1 point2 points ago

The same thing happened to Beyonce.

Edit: This image might show it a little better.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Seems to be a common feature in many artists. They whiten over time, MJ is prob not the first but is prob the most famous for it.

[–]RudyW 6 points7 points ago

God, I wish I could be that confident about anything ever.

[–]Shookso 2 points3 points ago

Umm... I for some reason feel as if it's a guy, not a girl. The bulge in that undergarment looks too big if you ask me... but it might just be misleading, maybe fat can accumulate there too...

[–]lampdev 3 points4 points ago

Fat will find a way.

[–]believeinthecheese 2 points3 points ago

It's referred to as a FUPA, "Fat Upper Pubic Area". And I also believe those are boy parts there.

[–]hercaptamerica 0 points1 point ago

TIL where the word fupa came from

[–]VonWolfhaus 9 points10 points ago

Fuck everyone who hates on Nicki Minaj for no reason. I don't fucking get it.

[–]campushippo 1 point2 points ago

I don't hate her. I just find her really obnoxious. One of the surest ways to make me dislike you is to talk in a fake British accent because you want to sound "cool". Especially a bad British accent. Besides, the chick is raking in millions. She's going to be successful whether or not I listen to her. And kudos to her for that.

[–]VonWolfhaus 2 points3 points ago

You can read my post about Characters portrayed in hip hop if you'd like clarification on that. It's not to sound "cool", her thing is that she has a bunch of personalities that have unique flows when rapping. This makes for a schizophrenic and at times disconcerting style of rapping that breaks the general mold.

[–]campushippo 0 points1 point ago

her thing is that she has a bunch of personalities that have unique flows when rapping

Yeah. I don't get it. It would be one thing to just consistently change up her own flow without pretending to have multiple personalities. Also, I still don't understand how unique flows and multiple personalities justify a British accent that is so poorly executed it's almost racist. It's offensively bad. Like, Madonna fake accent bad.

I don't hate all hip-hop/rap/whatever people want to call the genre (I can't keep track anymore of what the "right" name is). There are a handful of artists that I really do like. Dr. Octagon is a badass. I love Die Antwoord (although who doesn't these days?). I have nothing but respect for Immortal Technique. Atmosphere is great. Tyler the Creator is fun to listen to. You get the picture. I just really, really dislike Nicki Minaj. Something about her just reeks of deliberate marketing as the Black Lady Gaga (and considering she consistently sports almost exact copies of Lady Gaga looks, after Gaga has already worn them, I don't think I'm that far off). She comes off as disingenuous and unintelligent. Being "fresh" or "different" doesn't make up for that. Music is subjective, so you can enjoy Nicki Minaj as much as you want. Tons of people do. But, sadly, you're not going to be able to convince me to hope that she's anything more than a short-lived fad.

[–]VonWolfhaus 1 point2 points ago

You are just the epitome of an ignorant white guy lol. It's all good though taste is suggestive. No reason to hate on someone for succeeding in the industry.

[–]JosiahJohnson[!] 1 point2 points ago

I'm an ignorant white guy and I don't have a single fucking problem with Minaj. It's just some dude that don't like Nicki Minaj and gets to live in his little echo chamber.

[–]Descriptivista 3 points4 points ago

Imagine how big the hatejerk would be if she started dating Chris Brown.

[–]keestal 0 points1 point ago

Chris Brown would never hit dat!

[–]Lokkur 0 points1 point ago

I just don't care for her music, the small amount I've been exposed to on the radio.

[–]slidell4life -3 points-2 points ago

It's because she doesn't support Obama.

[–]Rainieification 3 points4 points ago

Yes she does. I really don't care for her outside of her catchier songs, but misinformation gets us nowhere.

"I'm a Republican votin' for Mitt Romney, you lazy bitches is fuckin' up the econ'my," is referring to the people who are actually voting for Mitt Romney, saying that they are the ones fucking up the economy. Besides I'm not even sure if Minaj is registered to vote for any candidates.

[–]Saint947 2 points3 points ago

You're like the people looking for a political message in Gangnam style.

[–]Rainieification 0 points1 point ago

Not really. I just know that Minaj does have good music. It may not be the songs on the radio, but she has good songs with great lyrics, just like Lil Wayne. Does she pander to an easily satisfied market nowadays? Yes. But so does everyone else.

Oh lol misread your comment. No, I'm actually pretty sure it's not that hard to decipher, considering her support of Obama and Obamacare in the past.

[–]Axedude246 -5 points-4 points ago

I just don't like her voice. Its kinda like taking hillary duff and rhianna and stabbing yourself in the ears with forks.

[–]VonWolfhaus 4 points5 points ago

It's one thing if you don't like her voice that's fine, it does not sound bad at all though. She has a very nice singing voice and is very talented, otherwise she would not be where she is. She also knows how to sell herself, and she plays to the character she has created well.

Many artists in the hip-hop scene create a character persona that they embody during their performances, someone like Rick Ross or even Kanye West have a persona that they have developed for the scene.

Nicki Minaj has done that very well, and she is now enjoying the spotlilght and popularity. I think that most people on reddit don't listen to much if any hip hop and like to hate on certain artists for no reason other than their popularity, which seems massively petty and stupid.

[–]StatusSC 1 point2 points ago

I think she sounds awful and I turn off the radio when one of her songs comes on, but music taste is subjective I suppose.

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 0 points1 point ago

To me, it's her character that is the worst. She is an attention hog and is good at it. Anyone can become popular for whatever reason, but she went about it in shady ways, and I don't respect that making up lies and drama to get her name out there is so lame.

She's figuratively a prostitute. She knows exactly how to get you to give her your money and attention and with the least amount of work on her part. What have you really seen her do? A few videos and now she is a judge on a talent show? That's because people believe the image and the hype.

She has a song or two that I like, but she is just a marketing machine for herself and will fade out and crash and burn due to her own self.

[–]Axedude246 -1 points0 points ago

Her lyrics are the most retarted bundle of words that could ever be combined into a sentence.

[–]VonWolfhaus 4 points5 points ago

Sufjan Stevens (reddit fucking nuts themselves over this guy)

From the song "The Upper Peninsula":

I live in America with a pair of Payless shoes The Upper Peninsula and the television news I've seen my wife at the K-Mart In strange ideas we live apart

Nicki Minaj "Encore 07":

Straight from the streets of Queens and yet it seems The only thing they know is that I push a beam All they sees a pretty face Not how I ride the base So I put my hoodie down just to hide my face They don’t see the tears I cry, the fears I hide Told me keep my cares inside, it’s merely pride

You can find good and bad lyrics from any artist, they have hits and misses. Popular music isn't defined by meaningful lyrics as much as it is catchy music and simple, easy to understand lyrical themes and motifs.

I almost guarantee that you haven't heard more than maybe 5 Nicki Minaj songs out of her 2 albums and dozen mixtapes. So let's get down off that high horse there partner.

I'm not her biggest fan by any means, and I don't give a fuck if you like it or not but you are out of your mind if you don't think she deserves some respect for what she has accomplished and her rapping and singing skills are pretty damn good. She has a unique and interesting flow that she mixes up with different characters and voices which enables her to break the monotony that many rappers have, she's also one of the few women to really break the scene wide open, not since Lil Kim has a woman rapper done well in the industry.

Sometimes, yes, her lyrics are irrelevant and pedantic, but they sound good, and she has fun beats to back them up.

I'm a metalhead not a hip hop person generally, but I get so tired of the "my music is better than yours" bullshit. There are tons of legitimately awful artists out there and Nicki is not one of them.

[–]Axedude246 0 points1 point ago

I respect that, and I have only heard a few of her songs. I guess she could have a few good songs. By the way I too am a metalhead :P

[–]Descriptivista 0 points1 point ago

So fucking brave. You can't even spell retarded.

[–]Rainieification 0 points1 point ago

Some of them are. She isn't a bad lyricist, truly. If you look at her shit it makes more sense than it would if you took it at face value, kind of like Lil Wayne's "g's rollin' silent like lasagna" line.

[–]sexualcupcakes 1 point2 points ago

[–]jc9289 2 points3 points ago

Few years?

[–]summerofevidence 3 points4 points ago

Dem ashy legs

[–]unknown_poo 5 points6 points ago

Mrs. Popo!

[–]downeysoft 2 points3 points ago

Pecking order

[–]BnGamesReviews 1 point2 points ago

byyyyeeeee

[–]MoontheLoon 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant!

[–]etgggg 0 points1 point ago

Wow Reddit, way to show your racist side again. I get it you have a vendetta against pop music and Nicki Minaj falls inside your crosshairs, but come on she's looks nothing like Nicki Minaj other than the fact that they are black. And even that is a stretch because shes a bunch of shades darker than Nicki. If you just wanted to laugh at this poor lady, you could at least do it without the pointless racist connotations.

[–]bluescape 10 points11 points ago

If it was an obese white woman with crazy makeup/hair and it was titled "Lady Gaga in a few years", do you think you'd have the same reaction?

[–]etgggg -4 points-3 points ago

Since were playing the irrelevant question game. Would that picture ever find success on Reddit? Would people upvote a picture of a white lady with zero resemblance to someone except the color of their skin, and their makeup? I doubt it.

[–]bluescape -1 points0 points ago

It's not irrelevant. I'm asking about potential hypocracy and you're dodging.

[–]Matt_protagonist 4 points5 points ago

Scantily clad - Check. More pink makeup than necessary - Check. Body language suggesting a prima donna attitude - Check. Black - Check.

Fatter and older, making the topic title funny and relevant - Check.

Yes. Totally racist. That must be it. Making fun of a black person is automatically racist.

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[–]etgggg -4 points-3 points ago

Haha I can't fucking stand SRS, don't lump me in with them just to justify an example of racism. My point is it's racist because rather than just shit on this lady for being a trainwreck, you throw in a very loose connection to another black person. Also calling me racist is hilarious, on what grounds?

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[–]etgggg -2 points-1 points ago

Because the majority is always right,especially when dealing with minorities. Ethics isn't decided by a vote. Just because 51% of a state voted to ban gay marriage, doesn't mean it's ethical, and the same principle applies here.

[–]LeviNels -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously. Reddit's racism is getting worse and worse at an alarming rate.

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[–]LeviNels 2 points3 points ago

I dislike SRS. I've never posted there. I dislike thinly veiled racism.

[–]MEAN_MUG_SHOT -2 points-1 points ago

The hair, attitude, and lip stick really resemble nicki. That's nicki now if you ask me

[–]pusangani -4 points-3 points ago

stfu and go whiteknight somewhere else, the rest of us have a sense of humor and aren't suffering from white guilt

[–]etgggg 0 points1 point ago

I'm not white....

[–]NDFan807 3 points4 points ago

$20 says this is the woman that called racism on the pokemon Jynx. Those 2 could be twins.

[–]mattbott 2 points3 points ago

Congratulations wild Jinx was caught. Would you like to give Jinx a nickname?...

[–]thatkoets 1 point2 points ago

Haha! So fabulous!

[–]JonnyCatlin -1 points0 points ago

oh Hells no

[–]sittingaround 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on that honestly expecting it to be a picture of alf.

[–]SenatorJ0eBiden 1 point2 points ago

Is that a baby in that bag?

[–]agent567 -1 points0 points ago

*without makeup

[–]Spoonofdarkness -1 points0 points ago

She's holding up pretty well if these photo's are accurate.

[–]Descriptivista -1 points0 points ago

Plural of photo is photos.

[–]thetanky 0 points1 point ago

Does she find herself attractive?

[–]SuminderJi 0 points1 point ago

One thing I can admire about big black women, they seem to suffer the least from confidence issues.

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[–]Descriptivista 1 point2 points ago

Looks like someone was dissed by a frat guy.

[–]prometheus1981 1 point2 points ago

Fabulous!

[–]Killerkitty89 0 points1 point ago

-"damn i look fine"

[–]jonathanrdt 1 point2 points ago

First I thought: underwear over pants...tacky.

Then I thought: ohh.

[–]peterninkampoop 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you! I'm fabulous

[–]hkdalek 1 point2 points ago

Hello Dave?

[–]Proper_Drunk -1 points0 points ago

She think she fabulous...

[–]Pappy23 0 points1 point ago

WHAT'S IN THE BAG!?

[–]need_pics 1 point2 points ago

HAWT

[–]Codyodyody 1 point2 points ago

That's her alter ego...Roman

[–]chrise2004 1 point2 points ago

what do you mean in a few years???

[–]blongey -1 points0 points ago

Is that a garbage bag full of Kool-Aid?

[–]notmyusualname90 1 point2 points ago

I'm offended by her white face make-up.

[–]zombienick21 -1 points0 points ago

This looked like a wild Jynx at first. But then I was like, Jynx ain't that ugly!

[–]GingerBadger22 1 point2 points ago

In a few years? Or now. Now is good.

[–]AfroBro 1 point2 points ago

A wild jynx appeared!

[–]xElPolloMuertex 0 points1 point ago

Don't you mean now?

[–]sfdmfcssfd -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ
Thanks. My eyes hurt now.

[–]SamWise050 0 points1 point ago

How one person can be so vane is beyond me

[–]frostdcakes 0 points1 point ago

That's essentially how she looks now

[–]MaximusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

Wait, that's NOT Nicki Minaj?

[–]timebomb011 0 points1 point ago

in other news; haters gonna hate.

[–]Grytpype-Thynne 1 point2 points ago

Can I use your toilet, Dave?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

So brave? So brave? So brave? So brave?

So brave.

[–]ruin 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure she'll be able to manaj.

[–]clubsoda_with_lime 0 points1 point ago

I hope those star-ships can carry the weight.

[–]Onelife11 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean 'Nicki Minaj now' Atleast, that's the way I see her.

[–]ot0fishman 0 points1 point ago

for a second I thought it was her now

[–]pgibso 0 points1 point ago

Am i just like the only one who think Nicki Minaj is very hot?

[–]keestal 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere, out there, there's a man tappin' that.

[–]Semaphor 0 points1 point ago

The first thing that comes to my head is the sound of that woman saying: MMmMmmhhmmmmmm

[–]elephantshoe 0 points1 point ago

Wait, you mean that's not Nicki Minaj now?

[–]fappingtwats 0 points1 point ago

I thought she was wearing a velveteen track suit. omg.

[–]Bergalicious 0 points1 point ago

don't you mean nicki minaj right now?

[–]cjb630 0 points1 point ago

Ew. Thats fucking disgusting.

[–]Koaxe 0 points1 point ago

How is that different from Nicki Minaj now?

[–]SuperProducer 0 points1 point ago

Is that not last week's picture?

[–]Saxaphoner 0 points1 point ago

god I hope so, just so we all get to point and laugh for 27 hours straight

[–]CreekRunner -1 points0 points ago

The sad part is that she actually thinks she looks good.

[–]Dr_Thomas_Roll 0 points1 point ago

That should be in r/wtf.

[–]pdaniels15 0 points1 point ago

Why is this Nicki Minaj in a few years?

[–]darkmpulse1 0 points1 point ago

Just nicki carrying her kids what's the big deal?

[–]nuke583 -1 points0 points ago

2/10 would still bang.

[–]FishShapedFish 0 points1 point ago

[–]Blue_ODaniel 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the future, where trash takes itself out

[–]blandomink 0 points1 point ago

Anyone remember the post about Nicki Minaj nude pics and how everyone was so disappointed that it was a literal troll. I'm not a fan but I don't understand reddits hate for her. Especially after a recent thread where a bunch of people admitted to wanting to see nude pics of her.

[–]MrAwesome11 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie, I was expecting a large coffin with a face painted on...

[–]Peredonov -1 points0 points ago

That looks nothing like Nicki Minaj.

(go fuck yourself you racist pieces of shit)

[–]corn_n_potatoes 0 points1 point ago

SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN THAT DON'T NEED NO MAN!

[–]AgITGuy -3 points-2 points ago

Being a bit gracious with 'a few years'. I think she can realize her swell potential much faster than that.

[–]JXDB 1 point2 points ago

This is that guy from America's Next Top Model right?!

[–]aussieboo123 -4 points-3 points ago

Should say nicki Minaj right now.

[–]DATJIVEBERAW 1 point2 points ago

Must play TF2...

[–]Jman460 0 points1 point ago

When did jinx get an evolution?

[–]panzerdriver -3 points-2 points ago

No more dead cops.

[–]SimonWest -2 points-1 points ago

you mean as she is now, right?

[–]Browncracker79 0 points1 point ago

It's like Stay Puff and Buckwheat had a baby girl.

[–]TrashmanDan 0 points1 point ago

I would love to fuck something like this. I don't know what it is but sticking my dick in something that looks filthy like this just turns me on. Do I have a problem?

[–]JackOfTrades11 0 points1 point ago

Wait so this isn't a picture of Nicki Minaj?

[–]zbx7 -4 points-3 points ago

Hopefully.

[–]neohylanmay -3 points-2 points ago

I was thinking more this.

[–]wawooster -3 points-2 points ago

aint nobody got time for that !

[–]dino_dan_needs_meds -3 points-2 points ago

So much cra cra, so little time...

[–]BennyHarassi -3 points-2 points ago

"See? I told yo ass I was a size 3.."

[–]d_frost -1 points0 points ago

i'd hit it

[–]ZackAttck -5 points-4 points ago

Ooooooooo Lawdddy!

[–]abeanintheusa -4 points-3 points ago

Bitch be classy. Hmmmm!

[–]imajinxtc -4 points-3 points ago

"Removed scenes from Gangnum Style music video." ... Did anyone else think that?

[–]USxMARINE 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]agrdj -4 points-3 points ago

Kill it, kill it with fire!!

[–]redditforfun -5 points-4 points ago

so #$%&$@@ gross XD