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[–]deja-vu-comment 23 points24 points ago

Something something Colby.

- nwsreddit

[–]Scotsarunionforu 32 points33 points ago

Your loss, feels good bro.

[–]roger_podakter 18 points19 points ago

And contrary to popular belief, it doesn't make you gay. WHAT?!?!

[–]idubs[S] 9 points10 points ago

No I know, for sure it doesn't make you gay. But it still just weird, anything gets close to that area I automatically go into alert mode.

[–]alienbringer 1 point2 points ago

Don't get a prostate exam then...

[–]DidHeJust -2 points-1 points ago

bunch of homos

[–]Jomihoppe 5 points6 points ago

Agreed, just go with it, worst comes to worse you don't do it again if you don't like it.

[–]need_my_amphetamines 4 points5 points ago

"Isn't she a little young?"

[–]SmurfMaxima 1 point2 points ago

They're never too young... I kid! I kid!

[–]Ieuan1996 6 points7 points ago

If their age is on the clock, they're old enough for cock... ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Shawnessy 5 points6 points ago

Feels good man. You're missing out.

[–]JCD11111 -5 points-4 points ago

THIS

[–]meDeadly1990 4 points5 points ago

girls, I don't care if it was just you're pinkie. At least ASK us before you do stuff like that, like a little warning beforehand.

[–]0blonsky 6 points7 points ago

*your

[–]TomCruiseWitchcraft 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she is Pinkie?

[–]0blonsky -2 points-1 points ago

as in pinkie pie?

[–]TomCruiseWitchcraft 3 points4 points ago

Something... Something... Kill it with fire.. Idk

[–]GoldenRing55 1 point2 points ago

we call that one "The Dart"

[–]AChickie33 0 points1 point ago

[–]glevally -1 points0 points ago

I would be used to this. I've stuck enough shit up my ass that a finger wouldn't really bother me. Unless it's cold.

[–]DeadGummyBear 0 points1 point ago

Uh...I don't even....why? Please elaborate!

[–]glevally 0 points1 point ago

Odd.... I go to context but can't see your reply.

[–]ilovecrayons2 -2 points-1 points ago

wut wut, in the..

[–]mostposthost -2 points-1 points ago

One night when our house was had been drinking(go home house;you're drunk), My roommate says,"It's kinda like when a chick sticks her finger in your ass." I had to respond with,"Wait a minute, you'll let a chick stick her finger in your ass but you won't eat vegetables?" He didn't recall talking about it but I do enjoy bringing it up when we've had a few drinks or his family comes into town.

[–]yoyoyowhatsup -5 points-4 points ago

Cum on guys lets not make gay jokes

[–]kingeryck -3 points-2 points ago

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.