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[–]gumboots3 53 points54 points ago

What is it?

[–]PeanutNutella[S] 150 points151 points ago

It was a loaf of bread. I had to destroy it for the safety of humanity.

[–]Professor_Derpsalot 53 points54 points ago

Did it try to consume and take your form? Use a flame thrower and press a hot wire to the blood of anyone in the house.

[–]jonahlew 25 points26 points ago

Did it have peanut Nutella on it? That would explain a lot.

[–]wolfmann 13 points14 points ago

peanut Nutella

Peanut Butter?

Also they have Chocolate JIF hazel nut spread here in the states now -- I find it funny.

[–]DarkXVI 10 points11 points ago

It's the Ops name.

[–]wolfmann 19 points20 points ago

woosh...

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[–]bobthecookie 1 point2 points ago

That sounds like the best thing to do

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

They still make Jif chocolate silk peanut butter in those little to go things. It's awesome.

[–]Pootytang001 10 points11 points ago

I'm going to adapt this into a screenplay, if you don't mind.

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[–]ayline 35 points36 points ago

Way to put Pootytang001 out of work.

[–]kayne_21 7 points8 points ago

I didn't think it was possible to put Pootytang out of work, after all, it is part of the oldest profession.

[–]wiekey 10 points11 points ago

The camera pans across PeanutNutella's livingroom, where she's curled up in a blanket on the couch. Sweaty and shaking we see that she is asleep

A knock at the door startles her from a from her fever dream. Slowly rising, she makes her way to the door. She glares at the stout grey-haired man in a uniform. His name tag reads "Carl", and his uniform identifies him as an employee of Arkham Exterminators.

Carl: "Afternoon ma'am. Mind if I come in?"

PeanutNutella, annoyed: "Uh, yeah. I said it was an emergency. That was four hours ago."

Carl, scratching his head: "Well, manager told me 'bout your problem. Job like this requires... preparations."

Carl enters, carrying a small, worn canvas tool bag. The bag seems heavier than it looks. Carl walks in with a limp, wiping his boots on the floor mat.

Carl, cheerfully gestures: "Lead the way."

PeanutNutella and Carl make their way to the kitchen. PeanutNutella wrinkles her nose and points at the freezer. Carl places his hand on the handle, pausing for a moment. Slowly he opens the door, peering inside.

Carl: "Hmm. Yep, whatcha got there is a Shoggoth. Nasty critters. Eat a man whole, they say. This one's just a baby though; dangerous all the same. Yeah, it's a good thing you called when you did. These buggers grow real quick."

PeanutNutella: "Yeah, no kidding. I scraped that thing out of there last night, disinfected the whole thing, and turned the freezer dial all the way up. When I opened the door this morning it was back and bigger than yesterday. God the smell, close the damn door!"

Carl closes the door and slowly looks over his shoulder at PeanutNutella.

Carl: "You did what?"

PeanutNutella: "What!?"

Carl, sighs: "Shoggoths ain't like normal critters; they like the cold. Makes'em all... I don't know, squiggly-like."

PeanutNutella: "Squiggly wha- look, can you just get rid of it? Please?"

Carl slowly shuffles into the dining room and takes a seat, carefully setting his work bag on the table. He looks off into the kitchen with a thousand-mile stare.

Carl: "Back in the old country, they'd make a kind of slurry out a swamp water, oleander, and a whole bunch of obsidian chips. They'd force-feed that to a fresh suckling pig. By the time the piglet really got to squealin', they give it a blessing and put it in a cage with a captured wolf they'd been starving. Being a wolf, he'd gobble that piggy up right quick. After about an hour, that wolf will be howling like the devil himself was clawing his way out. Round about that time, they feed the poor wretch to the Shoggoth. It'd dry up and blow away with the wind like a pile of leaves."

PeanutNutella, unblinking: "but, I... I don't..."

Carl, smiling: "Don't worry Missy. The art and science of exterminatin's come a long ways since those days."

PeanutNutella: "OK, that's good."

Carl: "Yep, these days we just use Lotrimin. You know, like for the foot fungus."

[–]legos_on_the_brain -1 points0 points ago

This one is better!

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

Damn. I put my bread in the freezer to stay fresher longer but apparently that too has limits.

[–]nomaddamon 3 points4 points ago

You threw out a perfectly good loaf of Penicillin?

[–]unclezeke 2 points3 points ago

I think you're lying. I think it was an octopus.

[–]dawnroselyn 1 point2 points ago

Wow. I would have said chicken.

[–]CPterp 0 points1 point ago

Did you burn the fridge?

[–]lunare 0 points1 point ago

Um...are you sure? It has what looks suspiciously like a bottle of Coke mixed into it on the top left.

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

Did you at least have a bite before wasting perfectly good food?

[–]mxxz 0 points1 point ago

a zerg creep tumor

[–]iGoByManyNames 161 points162 points ago

Mum, Dad, don't touch it! It's pure evil!

[–]El_Nopal 63 points64 points ago

[–]ThePendulum 20 points21 points ago

That kid is pretty damned British.

[–]MagicalPonyPrincess 7 points8 points ago

[–]stoopidusername 8 points9 points ago

[–]richl796 4 points5 points ago

This made me so happy. I say "pure, concentrated evil" all the time and no one ever gets it...

[–]Scronce 1 point2 points ago

I shouldn't have fucking laughed.

[–]iGoByManyNames 6 points7 points ago

I love you

[–]onlythis 1 point2 points ago

never met anybody else who has even heard of time bandits.

[–]omnilynx 1 point2 points ago

Jolly good name, Ke-. Jolly good.

[–]cowmaster39 4 points5 points ago

[–]Tools4toys 1 point2 points ago

My favorite line from Time Bandits!

Interestingly, but they do, and the Sean Connery character implies his problems are gone...
So, why did the kid tell his parents to not touch it?

[–]SalMinella 69 points70 points ago

"Honey? Have you seen my embodiment of pure evil?"

"Did you check the kitchen boxes?"

"Yeah, twice. I don't see it."

"Oh no. Do you think we forgot it at the old house?"

"I sure hope not. Where will I find another? That evil was pure."

"I'm sorry, lovey. I'll get you a new evil talisman."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

"You're the best!"

[–]jonnablaze 71 points72 points ago

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[–]Ouro130Ros 16 points17 points ago

That is clearly Hastur

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Huh, I didn't realise that Hastur was Cthulhu Mythos before Good Omens.

[–]Ouro130Ros 1 point2 points ago

That is where I heard of him, so I just assumed he was in the mythos. Lucky guess on my part :)

[–]-________--________- 58 points59 points ago

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[–]Hyperian 44 points45 points ago

Go home Zalgos, you're drunk, i can't understand you at all!

[–]dmharry 19 points20 points ago

You would have been upvoted like crazy if you showed that bundle of joy to /r/wtf

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[–]aaronaqua1 17 points18 points ago

[–]linds360 25 points26 points ago

This title is much more appealing. OP is evolving.

[–]iambecomedeath7 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Evolving like a shapeless mass of evil from the freezer!

[–]maximumdarth 0 points1 point ago

However, OP is still missing either a conjunction 'and' or a semicolon ';'.

For now it is just a comma splice :/

[–]sgtpppr 1 point2 points ago

You should've told them it was a cat that got locked in the fridge for a year. That or the neighbor's toddler. They would've loved it.

[–]Nanite 83 points84 points ago

AKIRAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]melance 63 points64 points ago

TETSUUUOOOOO!

[–]nhamit 47 points48 points ago

KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[–]pridetwo 21 points22 points ago

ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!

[–]BoreasBlack 34 points35 points ago

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[–]Matt_MG 20 points21 points ago

LOUD NOISES!!!

[–]BecauseScience 20 points21 points ago

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

[–]CrabDubious 2 points3 points ago

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!

[–]s0crates82 3 points4 points ago

[–]noNoParts 3 points4 points ago

I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THESE!!!

[–]ldlock 16 points17 points ago

How the fuck does bread get that creepy? I totally thought it was going to be a human body part.

[–]Brett42 16 points17 points ago

It isn't bread. It is a mound of fungus that ate a loaf of bread.

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[–]leonprimrose 2 points3 points ago

I can confirm this as a PeanutNutella-ologist

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[–]Whataboutthatguy 19 points20 points ago

Life finds a way.

[–]SalMinella 12 points13 points ago

[–]ImJustAnotherGirl 0 points1 point ago

You didn't call your landlord, screaming? You just cleaned it up without complaining? Not bad.

[–]im_too_literal 0 points1 point ago

It looks like there are letters somewhere in there...

[–]speenis 47 points48 points ago

[–]hayashirice911 36 points37 points ago

They obviously didn't learn their lesson from Cowboy Bebop.

[–]rspeed 6 points7 points ago

Toys in the Attic. Classic.

[–]mount_eerie 6 points7 points ago

Strangest, most out of place session of the lot. I love every session, but there is such a disconnect between that one and the rest of the series. Additionally, it is creepy as fuck.

[–]WishiCouldRead -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I sort of wish they'd never made that one. Worst one, IMO.

[–]reformingfeature 2 points3 points ago

Is Cowboy Bebop good?

[–]hayashirice911 6 points7 points ago

Yes. It's hailed as one of the greatest anime series of all time. In my opinion one of its big draws is that it doesn't have any anime tropes. It's one of those series that you would show somebody that thinks that anime is just a bunch of cute girls doing stupid shit.

[–]reformingfeature 3 points4 points ago

You know.. I'll definitely look into Cowboy Bebop. Read the plot, and it sounded weird as fuck, but who knows haha

[–]hayashirice911 1 point2 points ago

It's an episodic series about a group of bounty hunters. It's a pretty simple plot itself, but its not the main reason why people watch it (not implying that the plot is bad by any means). What makes people fall in love with the series is the characters, the comedy, the action, and just the interactions between the crew.

I would personally suggest watching the sub, because I feel that the Japanese voice acting was superior in terms of execution and appropriateness (just my opinion people, put down your pitchforks). If subs aren't your thing, no problem. Cowboy Bebop, on top of being considered one of the best anime series of all time, is also considered to have one of the best English dubbing in a series.

[–]insideoutduck 0 points1 point ago

[–]uracil 0 points1 point ago

Watch until Episode 5, then make a decision to continue watching it or to stop. Episode 5 ending is incredibly beautiful, definitely must watch.

[–]Dont_Forget_My_Name 1 point2 points ago

I don't watch much anime at all but I would suggest Cowboy Bebop to anyone.

It is one of the only shows that had me so attached to the characters that I got a little misty at the end. Amazing story and amazing soundtrack.

[–]thebayway 10 points11 points ago

OP "Reddit needs to see this."

[–]Ptolemaeus_II 20 points21 points ago

That looks like something out of Ghost Busters.

[–]arcsine 8 points9 points ago

Quick, someone write an SCP article for it!

[–]aaronaqua1 4 points5 points ago

...that was not an accident.

[–]papahet 6 points7 points ago

How do you know it was bread....Did you taste it?

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[–]areawoman34 11 points12 points ago

But it has eyes. Does bread have eyes in Ireland?

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[–]areawoman34 14 points15 points ago

The eyes are there and there.

[–]WarrenKNVB 3 points4 points ago

Ahh! Now I see it. I thought they were there and there, but now that you have pointed them out it makes more sense.

[–]JGL011 7 points8 points ago

i think they stuffed a mutilated, rotting chicken into the bread wrapper.

[–]koshdim 3 points4 points ago

my roommate used to grow such things in dirty pans, just kill them before they developed into something intelligent and everything will be ok;)

[–]hlprmonkey 5 points6 points ago

That reminded me of this.

[–]SnakeyesX 3 points4 points ago

Lol, what happened is the last people moved out, had a perfectly good loaf of bread, and left it for you in case you forget to pack food for the move in. They did not know the house would be vacant more than a couple of days.

[–]iamriot 4 points5 points ago

It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.

[–]ares2101 6 points7 points ago

Oh god, Spike left the Ganymede Rock Lobster in the freezer again!

[–]sentry07 2 points3 points ago

At least it's still frozen. When the wife and I bought our first house, we asked that the super nice fridge (dual door upper fridge with a freezer drawer) be part of the deal. When we got the keys, we found the fridge was still there, along with a turkey in the freezer drawer that the previous owner or the moving company did not remove. Of course, the power had been cut off and the turkey had sat in there for god knows how long. A buddy and I drug the fridge outside and tried cleaning it out but no matter how much we ran the water hose and flushed the fridge out, maggots just kept coming out of every hole. They were everywhere in the fridge. We finally decided it would suit our minds and stomachs better to just junk the fridge and buy a new one.
EDIT: Did not see that it was a loaf of bread and not frozen.

[–]Eyeball75 0 points1 point ago

You "drug" the fridge?

[–]Skaughty23 5 points6 points ago

The horror. The horror...

[–]PeacekeeperAl 3 points4 points ago

I think this is the 1st Time Bandits reference I've seen on here. Come on kids, get it down you it's a classic

[–]JackTrueborn 2 points3 points ago

Ganymede rock lobster.

[–]johzho123 3 points4 points ago

It's a lobster.... Its the same as cowboy bebop :U but not in space.

[–]El_Diablito 2 points3 points ago

Cthulu. Do not disturb.

[–]lapin0u 2 points3 points ago

First the cumbox, then the cumboxers, and now the cumfreezer

[–]mystikraven 2 points3 points ago

God damn it, people. THE LAW OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!

[–]shags3379 -1 points0 points ago

Nope.

[–]gizram84 4 points5 points ago

You moved in without ever looking in the freezer before?

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[–]gizram84 8 points9 points ago

To see if it's harboring the spawn of Satan, obviously.

But realistically, if you're moving in to a new place, do you not check it out first?

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[–]gizram84 1 point2 points ago

I guess it's an honest mistake. Easier in hindsight..

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[–]ailee43 7 points8 points ago

wtf. Those are not proper cleaning solutions.

Bleach motherfucker. Lots and lot of bleach.

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[–]PTCruisin 5 points6 points ago

Something that bad never goes away. Even if its in the very back of our mind. Everytime you open that freezer you will remember how bad it was and swear you still smell it. It will seep into your frozen food and then everything you eat. The smell will over come you until it reeks from your pores. It is and will be the last smell you will ever smell!

PS I thought it was a pumpkin.

[–]doomgiver98 3 points4 points ago

I would never be able to put something in that freezer without thinking "what if it comes back?"

[–]traken 1 point2 points ago

You just found Saya from Saya no Uta.

[–]mynameisaxelito 0 points1 point ago

modern crang

[–]FordSVT1 0 points1 point ago

That's only it's first stage.

[–]SheHasMySpleen 0 points1 point ago

The one time a seller throws in the fridge...

[–]betterbutterfly 0 points1 point ago

Burn the fridge.

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 1 point2 points ago

If that's in your freezer I'm surprised Zuul wasn't hiding in your fridge.

[–]Surfacetovolume 0 points1 point ago

I don't think they "forgot".

[–]BitJit 0 points1 point ago

That's disgusting.

You can't freeze pastries, they get torn up from the mosture freezing and get all stale when you thaw them out.

[–]notalandmine 1 point2 points ago

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

Looks more like the disembodiment of pure evil...

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

Find their address, mail it to them.

[–]the_white_slim_shady 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, it's the blob!

[–]a_starfish 0 points1 point ago

it knows we're watching it

[–]itsatrick_getanaxe 1 point2 points ago

We should take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–]fluxaxion 0 points1 point ago

I can imagine it... just as you're trying to remove it, its heart starts beating and you hear squealing.

[–]WetMistress 0 points1 point ago

The rare sight of a dalek outside of its machine.

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tiff1030 1 point2 points ago

You better make sure you don't let it hatch, I've heard gremlins get out of hand really quickly.

[–]stuhfoo 0 points1 point ago

This is why you should never attempt human transmutation...everybody loses

[–]swampland 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit who tried human transmutation again!?

[–]teh1337one 0 points1 point ago

How could someone leave a Apple product in there like that?

[–]Brodster 0 points1 point ago

a large and moving Torg!

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you've received a visit from our Great Old Lord Azathoth!! You are very lucky, just try and keep it together to tell us before your brain begins to leak out your nose. If you happen to urinate the pureed content of your vital organs, don't worry! That's normal!

[–]Posauce 1 point2 points ago

This should definitely go in /r/WTF

[–]quenchingJOE 0 points1 point ago

OH SHIT! IT'S A GANYMEDE ROCK LOBSTER!!!

[–]WINZOW 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a frozen turkey spent a few weeks at room temp.

[–]way2odd 1 point2 points ago

Kill it. With fire.

[–]hot_skillet 0 points1 point ago

The bread is Earth.

The mold is Humanity.

I urge you --don't let this be our story.

Save the earth today.

[–]Makaveli777 0 points1 point ago

good lord what in the hell was that.

[–]Misaria 0 points1 point ago

[–]DonkeyScience 0 points1 point ago

I'm only gunna upvote if you eat that fucker

[–]kallekilponen 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Seeing this reminded me I needed to clean my fridge. (Done now.)

[–]bonjoe 0 points1 point ago

Throw out that ice tray. Please.

[–]Strange1130 0 points1 point ago

You know when somebody posts something in R/WTF, and everybody gets all upset because it isn't really WTF-worthy? Yeah, that wouldn't happen here.

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[–]McGlick502 1 point2 points ago

You know what..... I don't even wanna know...

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Normal Activity 2

[–]Ozzymandias 1 point2 points ago

GOD DAMMIT TOBY

[–]BCbud1987 1 point2 points ago

I would burn the fridge and cover it in salt.

[–]Foulds28 1 point2 points ago

You have the Thing burn yourself and your house

[–]rcrracer 0 points1 point ago

Trudy's boyfriends house from Reno 911.

[–]Bikenutt 1 point2 points ago

What.......was ...it?

[–]avehicled 1 point2 points ago

That's probably why they moved out

[–]DrMcLeftnut 1 point2 points ago

Childs! Mac wants the flamethrower!

[–]greatjobpeppep 1 point2 points ago

Event Horizon?

[–]Zerovarner 1 point2 points ago

If it says it's a monument to all their sins...burn it! A single flood spore could destroy an entire species.

[–]polysics 1 point2 points ago

this is how the forest in nausicaa began

[–]BaqAttaq 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the first episode of Sam and Max. With the Freezer monster that kidnaps repair men...

[–]Acp_1993[!] -1 points0 points ago

it is 2 liter Coke Bottles, they froze them and they busted.

[–]K-StatedDarwinian 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else seeing fish in that?

[–]reformingfeature 1 point2 points ago

I HAVE WITNESSED THE GREAT OLD ONE, CTHULU!

[–]Unqualified_Opinion 0 points1 point ago

Just put some sriracha on that; it's still good.

[–]1234567891011twelve 1 point2 points ago

Same thing happened to me. Our refrigerator/freezer in the basement got unplugged. No one noticed for months... Oh my, the smell. We had a turkey thaw out and rot. My mom some how got me to clean it up. To this day, nothing edible goes in that freezer anymore.

[–]kingeryck 0 points1 point ago

Zuuuuuullll

[–]Jazzyrevenge 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one who has no clue what the fuck it is?

[–]Verbose_Slayer 0 points1 point ago

its beautiful....we must call him sally

[–]turbokiwi 1 point2 points ago

Your username... It's delicious...

[–]Shnazzyone 1 point2 points ago

Oh god it's a gremlin cocoon! Just put it outside in the morning and you'll be fine. Those sick fucks, feeding their moguai's after midnight.

[–]I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH 0 points1 point ago

bleach is your friend...

[–]Takoya 0 points1 point ago

Don't take it out, it will hatch!

[–]skeener -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for not posting this to /r/WTF.

[–]More_Iron 0 points1 point ago

"Quaaaaiiidddd.......Start the reactor."

[–]dcroni 0 points1 point ago

no matter how i look at that, i see a face...

[–]usurper7 0 points1 point ago

time to get the flame thrower

[–]thebocesman 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it's screaming.

[–]Sergeantman94 0 points1 point ago

It could be worse, when one of my friends moved into a new apartment, he found a moldy pizza, green milk, and shrimp that was so freezer burned that you couldn't tell what it was looking from the outside of the bag.

[–]hawleyal 0 points1 point ago

Did you just make a Time Bandits reference?

[–]xmashatstand 0 points1 point ago

Is...is that a salmon fillet near the top?

[–]screwchief 0 points1 point ago

perfect for halloween

[–]bobnojio 0 points1 point ago

found you! and as promised, here is a magical internet point!