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all 114 comments

[–]anal_blazers 129 points130 points ago

if by "took" you mean saved, and by "party" you mean reddit, then yes. yes, you did.

[–]Chazzey_dude 78 points79 points ago

Yeah, he saved this at a reddit he went to.

[–]1_0 13 points14 points ago

Thanks for plugging in all the variables for us. Now if we take the derivative, we can see what statement he was approaching.

[–]xXBennieXx -2 points-1 points ago

Calculus is terrible. It really is nothing to joke about.

[–]TacoHat 2 points3 points ago

Calculus is awesome. It is you that is terrible.

[–]xXBennieXx -2 points-1 points ago

I'm pretty sure most people I know would say calculus is terrible.

[–]reddit111987 10 points11 points ago

Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

[–]losthoughts 38 points39 points ago

So...does this mean OP is a faggot?

[–]anal_blazers 29 points30 points ago

always and forever

[–]LooksLikeANewAccount 7 points8 points ago

I swear the amount of fag OPs is on the rise.

[–]atticanreno 1 point2 points ago

My little brother watches that show. This gif made my day

[–]pauklzorz -4 points-3 points ago

You're just here because 4chan is down, aren't you?

[–]lvomrm -1 points0 points ago

I have to agree, this thread really looks loke 4chan... are /r/funny bashes always this.... 4channy?

[–]morkskogen 2 points3 points ago

Got a link to the original thread so I can get some context to all this?

[–]lvomrm 92 points93 points ago

So you took this on the same party someone else took the EXACT SAME PICTURE a few days ago? Funny coincedent...

[–]string97bean 44 points45 points ago

Yes...coincident indeed.

[–]TheDarkHorse83 12 points13 points ago

I don't believe in coincidents.

[–]shiningmidnight 9 points10 points ago

Don't you mean 'coincidentses?'

[–]K_Rad 9 points10 points ago

'coincidence'

[–]ItsNeverSunnyInCleve 0 points1 point ago

'coincedents'

[–]spamsnorten 0 points1 point ago

condiments

[–]AwkwardAbe 0 points1 point ago

condom mints

or

mint condoms?

[–]K_Rad -2 points-1 points ago

ah fuck. i suck.

[–]evanthesquirrel -2 points-1 points ago

ah suck, I fuck.

[–]toxinogen 18 points19 points ago

Honestly, I'm not sure where to look on this one. The black silk spandies, or the man who laughs in the face of gravity.

[–]mellooo 4 points5 points ago

I'm torn as well

[–]DingeR340 -1 points0 points ago

Its a speedo.

[–]ron2838 -2 points-1 points ago

It shouldn't be worn by men, but upvote for your cakeday

[–]marficles 11 points12 points ago

Someone put bath salts in the milk again...

[–]ItsNeverSunnyInCleve 3 points4 points ago

I WASN'T ON ANYTHING! I WAS JUST MAD AT WHAT YOU ASSHOLES DID TO MY CAR!

[–]arsonall -5 points-4 points ago

haha!

i got that for once. what was dennis thinking!

[–]Former_Manc 33 points34 points ago

Need more pics of the guy on the left. For science.

[–]eZ_Element 12 points13 points ago

YES. SCIENCE. OF COURSE.

[–]crossfitkid87 -1 points0 points ago

Agreed! For science.

[–]frdrk 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/bsNzG.jpg

You will never tell anyone about this. This could compromise my facebook.

[–]Former_Manc 1 point2 points ago

Dat Body.

[–]gravytown 5 points6 points ago

So many questions!

[–]1970sublimegreencuda 1 point2 points ago

And so many of them unanswered. One hell of a party.

[–]billyleet 2 points3 points ago

[–]OriginalLamLam 8 points9 points ago

You took this at a party that you went to? Funny, I thought that maybe you'd taken this at a party someone else went to.

[–]croagunk 16 points17 points ago

OP is a fag and a fucking liar.

[–]maybe-tomorrow 0 points1 point ago

I am going to downvote you because you used "fag" as a derogatory term.

Not cool man. Not cool.

[–]Maskingtapeman 2 points3 points ago

I concur.

[–]vulpes_occulta 2 points3 points ago

Someones argument was invalid that day.

[–]ntotheq 0 points1 point ago

I find this like an amazing party.

[–]Atsum 4 points5 points ago

Context? o_O

[–]gumboots3 39 points40 points ago

They had an australian over to visit

[–]Humping_a_cheesecake 15 points16 points ago

Ah yes, now I understand why that man is pantsless.

[–]Splendaflora 0 points1 point ago

See, I was going "Why'd he drop his pants?!" as well, THEN I saw the upside down dude.

Still, I'd like to know about satin undies dude ;-)

[–]secretlypooping 0 points1 point ago

no pants o'clock

[–]serux 1 point2 points ago

Probably hit the bitch cup on the first shot.

[–]Eifersuchtig2 0 points1 point ago

only guy itt who knows whats up

[–]boosterd 2 points3 points ago

why is there a guy with his pants down?

[–]tgunz 10 points11 points ago

Duh. Its a party. You gotta rock out with your cock out.

[–]browayoflife 7 points8 points ago

Hang out with your wang out

[–]bornrevolution 2 points3 points ago

Check her out with your pecker out.

[–]jallain 5 points6 points ago

jam out with your clam out

[–]yaller_dawg 0 points1 point ago

Wuss out with your puss out.

[–]elkriston 0 points1 point ago

Headstand man looks as if he is about to unbuckle his belt and pull his pants down as well...I mean up..I mean...damn it headstand man.

[–]moeriki 0 points1 point ago

This really rises quite a few questions.

[–]maldek 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]professorfox 0 points1 point ago

I still want to know what's going down with the guy on the left. Exactly what kind of party do you think it was?

[–]GregorSamsa69 1 point2 points ago

when i was i kid i would fantasize about walking on ceilings.

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

My eyes don't know where to focus.

[–]vinceman1997 0 points1 point ago

What kind of fucked of party's do you go to?

[–]unknownuser105 0 points1 point ago

Takes planking to a whole new level.

[–]cottonballOFDOOM 1 point2 points ago

hardwood ceiling?

[–]Xjpk 0 points1 point ago

Think it needs a go home ur drunk caption

[–]xQcKx 1 point2 points ago

Lol why are you and the underwear man upside down?

[–]CronoSpeaks 0 points1 point ago

double-take. haha

[–]Saricc -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure what is more shocking: The dude with his pants down, or the dude standing upside down.

[–]TheAmazingClaytor 0 points1 point ago

So many questions....

[–]pdcopeland727 0 points1 point ago

Nice undies

[–]LaLaBKS 0 points1 point ago

Please don't let this become a thing.

[–]WereAllDudes 0 points1 point ago

The "new" planking...

[–]jessicahonig 0 points1 point ago

What kind of party did you go to?

[–]Humblesz 0 points1 point ago

im more interested by the guy with no pants on then they guy doing the headstand the reason i am wondering about the guy with no pants is from its like what the fuck

[–]absolute_panic 0 points1 point ago

Next day: "Man, I have no idea why my neck hurts this badly."

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

is this that new thing, "posting"?

[–]C1de 0 points1 point ago

The Australian or Party Boy?

[–]ExFiler 0 points1 point ago

Ok OP...What have we learned?

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

But... which one is upside down ? o.0

[–]Varion117 0 points1 point ago

Looks like you found the new tryouts for Jackass...

[–]holley3020 1 point2 points ago

That's so Russian.

[–]cdt59 -1 points0 points ago

as in took the picture with a right click save image and upload to reddit...

oh wait maybe you did take this picture. I saw it at least 6 months ago. Was that you that took it? Why'd you wait so long to come forward with this information?

[–]troymckin 0 points1 point ago

You will take off your shoes when you want on my ceiling.

[–]TED217 0 points1 point ago

Why is the guy with his pant down upside down?

[–]Abumashi 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if this is an amazing party or a really lame party

[–]Speedyq24 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag Steve right here.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

you would go to a party like that

[–]Giuga10 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if main focus is, Guy standing on his head, or Muscular Man in a sexy blue speedo

[–]day_break 0 points1 point ago

why is the guys pants around his ankles?

[–]frdrk 0 points1 point ago

You most definitely did not - a friend of mine took that photo, posted it on his facebook and then consequently on 9gag. So basically you took 9gags old garbage and put it on reddit. I don't even have words that describe the hell you deserve.

[–]Kokana 0 points1 point ago

is anyone else wondering what exactly he meant by 'party' Hence the man to left with his pants :|

[–]3russians 0 points1 point ago

He got caught with his pants down.

[–]Getn67 0 points1 point ago

"No you didn't."-Billy Madison

[–]EmeralSword 0 points1 point ago

...Which one should I be looking at?

[–]skrillexisdead 0 points1 point ago

INCREDIPHOTO

[–]legfry52 0 points1 point ago

Why did that guy show up dressed up as George McFly in Back to the Future Part II?

[–]dj_danimal 0 points1 point ago

SHhhhhiiiiittttt! If its gonna be that kind of party, I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatos!

[–]imlost19 1 point2 points ago

dat ass

[–]cycloethane87 1 point2 points ago

I must be getting old, because all I can think is "That moron on the table is going to break his neck, or at best give himself permanent spine/brain damage. That's, what, 150 lbs at least on a part of the body that was never meant to take it?"

[–]Dave_Rules 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hate you.

[–]yeropinionman 0 points1 point ago

exotic sausagefest

[–]SupaFlySnookums -1 points0 points ago

Hey OP, go fuck your dad you piece of shit liar.

[–]onionkimm -3 points-2 points ago

Wow, a picture in /r/funny that ACTUALLY wouldn't look too out of place in /r/WTF .

[–]jb700000 -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like my kind of party. Too bad OP is fadget

[–]IHeartTheInterwebs -5 points-4 points ago

Dafuq did I just look at? That is all.

[–]jjp3217 -5 points-4 points ago

OP's a fag