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[–]EAndersen72 2 points3 points ago

oh no they have caught on!

[–]viront 3 points4 points ago

No, kittens are actually pretty awesome to own

[–]HappyTissue 1 point2 points ago

As someone whose considered this I can only imagine what someone with less sanity then me did in that situation.

[–]Dl33t 1 point2 points ago

As opposed to making a shit post to get on the front page?

[–]19061 0 points1 point ago

This online community is fucked up... This is like being a impro-actor in "Whose line is it anyway" and thinking that the points really do matter...

[–]dirtydan997 0 points1 point ago

Grumpy cat is only the beginning......

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Not me. I'm allergic.

[–]Cheetahclub84 -1 points0 points ago

I killled a man with a trident!

[–]Devildog_Dan -1 points0 points ago

I have seen no pictures of kittens fornicating on the front page. Odd.

[–]Drauul 0 points1 point ago

I have actually considered this.

[–]notaheadache 0 points1 point ago

i only bought a cat cause reddit told me to

[–]rogugu 0 points1 point ago

Reddit doesn't like my cats.

[–]mysticalmisogynistic 0 points1 point ago

Some of these could be "cat-napped" as opposed to "rescue" cases. I think that other people's outdoor cats don't know better than to wander too close to a redditor.

[–]Aphex117 0 points1 point ago

Funny, I said the same exact thing in another thread... should have added Will Ferrell...

[–]lazywolfpup 0 points1 point ago

No, no, you've got it all wrong. They rescue the kittens to get on the front page.

[–]ressis74 0 points1 point ago

[–]yup_its_me_again 0 points1 point ago

buying?