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[–]RepublikTrooper 228 points229 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeTh5yXgbM

tl;dr poland vs england take one

[–]muzza001 87 points88 points ago

that brought the biggest smile to my face

[–]Cashrunner 13 points14 points ago

No one can break his stride

[–]genital_furbies 3 points4 points ago

Nobody's gonna slow him down, oh no! He's got to keep on movin'!

[–]MisterKnut 9 points10 points ago

I felt that about three months ago when I successfully executed the Bugs Bunny "rabbit season, duck season" argument strategy. You never forget that feeling.

[–]kace91 0 points1 point ago

Embarrasing to admit, but I dont get the reference. Could you elaborate?

[–]alekzander5 3 points4 points ago

Daffy says "It's rabbit season!" and Bugs says "It's duck season!", they keep saying that, until eventually Bugs says "it's rabbit season!", thereby tricking Daffy into saying "It's duck season!"

[–]Baked_Otter 1 point2 points ago

[–]MisterKnut 0 points1 point ago

What they said. Thank you, kind redditors.

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[–]JoseArcadioMorales 16 points17 points ago

FALSE.

All cases were suspended for one year probation. One of them got no penalty at all, two others have one year stadium ban + trial costs.

Seems fair enough to me.

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[–]Busangod 12 points13 points ago

FALSE. Nah, just kidding, bro. Don't take this shit so seriously. It's the internet. That guy might not even exist.

[–]Pandorasbox64 2 points3 points ago

FALSE! FALSE! FALSE!

edit: The most you would spend in jail is a month here in america, and even still it is highly unlikely. Nine times out of ten you will get a fine and stadium ban.

[–]Joz314 6 points7 points ago

Actually, they only have to pay fine. And they are banned for 4 years for entering a football game.

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[–]leprechauns_scrotum -3 points-2 points ago

Because if they were endaganering this event in a serious way, they should get 3 years. Polish law is based on general clause/Generalklausel/klauzuli generalnej, not specific clause. Learn it.

[–]WorldOneWon 17 points18 points ago

Yea Tactful! Learn Polish law!

[–]ky321 9 points10 points ago

Yeah you fucking dumbass, EVERYONE knows about polish law. Freaking peasants man.

[–]ginx2666 2 points3 points ago

if they were endaganering this event in a serious way

Like what, doing rain dance? Event was damned either way, because both FIFA and PZPN are full of fucking idiots.

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

endaganering

The word is spelled "endangering." Spelling. Learn it.

[–]darad0 7 points8 points ago

came for the baywatch version.. was not dissappointed.

[–]McLooms 3 points4 points ago

oh my god, the bridge / climax of the song happens right as the .gif starts. brilliant.

[–]scgoodolboy 2 points3 points ago

Truly FANtastic.

[–]syringistic 1 point2 points ago

This really just made my day.

[–]unrelated_gender -3 points-2 points ago

tl;dr

what?

[–]DeathTheLast 14 points15 points ago

"too long; didn't read"

[–]unrelated_gender 0 points1 point ago

yeah but that didn't make sense there.

[–]DeathTheLast 0 points1 point ago

It's basically a signal to lazy people of what the body of a paragraph or link boils down to.

[–]unrelated_gender 0 points1 point ago

I know...

[–]Pinkly_Tauras 74 points75 points ago

Was anyone else impressed with how quickly he got back to his feet?

[–]qqumber 28 points29 points ago

Poland hires ninjas for field police.

[–]gpgag 20 points21 points ago

That recovery was so fluid I was amazed.

[–]Technolog 11 points12 points ago

Awarenes of being watched by whole nation gives the wings.

[–]done_holding_back 14 points15 points ago

He accidentally pressed B for a slide tackle instead of A for a lunging tackle.

[–]LandMooseReject 2 points3 points ago

Goes further in explaining why he spent the rest of the day running flat against a wall or clipped through a bench.

[–]toolschism 1 point2 points ago

Definitely; came here to say just that. Mother fuckin ninjas man.

[–]InternetIsHard 37 points38 points ago

We're calling that stadium the National Pool now. Pretty happy these guys got away scott free. They were national heroes for a little while.

[–]l00rker 4 points5 points ago

one for you for calling it so - our swimmers have better scores than footbal players, so maybe it's good if they start practicing swiming instead...

[–]OneOfDozens 2 points3 points ago

did they actually run out and escape or just not get punished in any way?

how in the world could the guy who slid have escaped if so? looked like the guard was right on top of him at that point

[–]pooerh 6 points7 points ago

They didn't escape. Court banned them from any stadiums for two years and fined the trials' costs - 170 PLN in one case ~= 41 EUR, 110 PLN in the second one ~= 27 EUR. Criminal investigations were suspended for one year, kinda like probation meaning that if they do commit another crime, the investigation will be resumed and sentences added.

[–]Abedeus -1 points0 points ago

They did, after all? I thought they were going to be punished for it.

No idea why, because it was pretty damn funny, but it's Poland after all... our politicians are currently considering heavily taxing and outright banning abortions/in vitro...

[–]InternetIsHard 1 point2 points ago

Well, they were considering a 3-year imprisonment if I remember correctly...? But everyone told them to not make a fool of themselves, including the PM, so they got off with a 2-year stadium ban. They didn't even get a huge fine as far as I know.

And I think that abortion vote was held two days ago and was rejected.

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

They are considering it again. Same with in vitro - someone from PiS party suggested that there should be penalized for it.

[–]sayrith 42 points43 points ago

[–]marekk_ 46 points47 points ago

[–]highcaffeinecode 3 points4 points ago

Are you responsible for this piece of brilliance?

[–]marekk_ 2 points3 points ago

No, i have no idea who made this. It was pretty popular in Poland some time ago, after this failed match.

[–]leprechauns_scrotum -2 points-1 points ago

Which was last week, not some time ago.

[–]marekk_ 2 points3 points ago

Last week is some time ago.

[–]and_yet_and_yet 3 points4 points ago

This is seriously wonderful. That looks like so much fun.

[–]SirRuto 1 point2 points ago

Perfection.

[–]Sub-cidal 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I totally just listened to the entire song, And then put it on again and listened to the entire song while looking at the gif.

I don't know which was more satisfactory, But you just helped me spend nearly 7 minutes of my night, in pure awe might I add.

[–]chumpette 0 points1 point ago

Which song is it? I don't have Youtube at work...

[–]akatherder 2 points3 points ago

Vangelis - Chariots of Fire

It's the "slow-motion song".

[–]chumpette 0 points1 point ago

I thought it would be that one. I asked because I wanted to post a comment about it too, but didn't want to be repetitive.

[–]SuspiciousLamp 1 point2 points ago

NO! STOP IT! NOT ANOTHER FUCKING MEDAL CEREMONY! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 0 points1 point ago

This content owner has not made this available for Mobil...

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lessnonymous 7 points8 points ago

AlienBlue? Switch to optimal ;-)

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 3 points4 points ago

.... Omg

Thank you.

[–]Detry 14 points15 points ago

Fuck yo phone nigga

:)

[–]civildisobedient -1 points0 points ago

Why is the piano player smoking a cigarette?

[–]aFlyingGuru 5 points6 points ago

Why not?

[–]civildisobedient 0 points1 point ago

Because, like guitar, it makes playing about 50% more difficult. Most of the time the cigarette is just burning down. A real waste.

[–]jaycrew -1 points0 points ago

/r/gifsound frontpage in T-minus 6 hours and counting

[–]rajugurusamy 82 points83 points ago

Disregard the constabulary link

[–]X-Craft 20 points21 points ago

Fornicate with the law enforcers

[–]ani625 2 points3 points ago

I don't know man. The donuts and all.. it's a turn off.

[–]Neil_Armschlong 3 points4 points ago

They don't call em jelly donuts for no reason.

[–]floflo81 10 points11 points ago

TIL what "constabulary" means

Note: English is my second language

[–]chrisvarick 8 points9 points ago

People showed up to watch the game and the game was cancelled. At least let them have some fun.

[–]Bobzer 9 points10 points ago

It wouldnt be fun if you were allowed to do it.

[–]ed1w2ard 15 points16 points ago

The hills are alive with the sound of music.

[–]MarPan88 14 points15 points ago

Full thing here. GIF moment at 0:46.

It happened on 17.10.2012, after England vs Poland match has been postponed for another day due to - you guessed it - the field being too wet.

[–]Abedeus 5 points6 points ago

"Wet" here would be like saying that a swimming pool is "watery".

[–]lucidguppy 5 points6 points ago

Clearly the cop forgot Poland.

[–]lolpete 0 points1 point ago

We can, NEVER, forget Poland.

[–]orost 5 points6 points ago

For anyone wondering, the stadium does have a roof, but the weather went straight from "not worth closing it yet, we don't even know if it's going to rain at all" to "it's raining so hard it would be unsafe to operate the roof" in the space of minutes. Not really anyone's fault it wasn't closed.

[–]l00rker 6 points7 points ago

from what I know they knew heavy rain is on its way, but neither of teams agreed to play while the roof was closed. By the time they changed their minds, the roof couldn't be safely closed. I wonder now if any of the players signed a contract with antiperspirant company or something, and they didn't want to look too sweaty...

[–]SeeminglyTomC 1 point2 points ago

For anyone wondering, this .gif was from the postponed Poland vs. England World Cup Qualifier on the 16th October. It absolutely pissed down in Poland and the game was delayed for ages until it was postponed till the next day.

Here are the highlights

[–]Hudoste 0 points1 point ago

But the reason the fans were outraged was because somehow they forgot to close the retractable roof.

[–]CurtisMN 2 points3 points ago

GO BURNIE GO!

[–]Choo41 2 points3 points ago

This was the highlight of the non-match. But it did lead to the game actually being played at 4pm on my birthday. Drinks were consumed.

[–]Kool_Aid_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah

[–]reddit111987 2 points3 points ago

Two hand touch champ four years running.

[–]myfaceisyourfayce 3 points4 points ago

That ground is wet enough to be one giant slip and slide! Weeeeeee!

[–]ThrowEmAllOut2012 3 points4 points ago

They should really give cleats to security guys on the field

[–]Detry 10 points11 points ago

No, they should oil them up and give them hand grenades.

[–]Deponed 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know what the penalties are for streaking? I kinda want to do it after seeing this...

Not during the game or anything, don't want to disrupt play.

[–]Sate_Hen 15 points16 points ago

He wasn't streaking

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[–]jfWTF 23 points24 points ago

They got 2 year ban (events like football matches, etc.) and minor fines. Don't make things up, mkay?

[–]l00rker -1 points0 points ago

totally undeserved, they were just getting what they paid for - some sport fun at the football pitch. I've heard Kwejk wants to pay the fines: http://www.wykop.pl/ramka/1295739/kwejk-chce-oplacic-grzywne-za-kibicow-z-basenu-narodowego/

[–]Larius -3 points-2 points ago

It must really suck for those guys, cause the way they moved around that field it's pretty obvious they are huge huge football fans. Now they can't watch games live for 2 years :(((((((((((((

Also this was done after it was officially announced that the game is off for that day. The penalty seems pretty out of place.

[–]Detry 4 points5 points ago

Would be pretty difficult to enforce, I doubt they hang his picture up everywhere they sell tickets or demand ID's from anyone buying them.

[–]akulowaty 1 point2 points ago

They DO demand ID from everyone buying tickets in Poland.

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

Can you only buy one ticket, and is that ticket somehow marked with your ID verification? Would be pretty pointless otherwise.

[–]akulowaty 2 points3 points ago

Yes. You can buy only one ticket with your name and PESEL (citizen identification system) number on it. Also on Ekstraklasa's events (polish top league) you have to carry Fan Card which is separate for each team. So if you live in Warsaw and want to watch Legia you have to BUY(!!!) Legia Fan Card, and if you, dunno, visit Poznan and want to see Legia - Lech match, you have to buy Lech Fan Card. These are actually safety measures, since we had pretty agressive football hooligans in the past.

[–]Detry 2 points3 points ago

Well, shit.

[–]feandre 1 point2 points ago

It was before the game got officially postponed, when they were awaiting the decision.

[–]izzybitsy 0 points1 point ago

Watching this while "It's a mans world" comes on the radio. Adds a nice level of awesome.

[–]Sluggedbuckshot 0 points1 point ago

I gota say, that was a great recovery

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 0 points1 point ago

That was a really fine recovery.

[–]husker_who 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel on Fridays at 5 pm.

[–]HATERS_SHALL_HATE 1 point2 points ago

My goal in life is to be as happy as this man

[–]appoaf 1 point2 points ago

Shawshank Redemption alternate ending.

[–]zygntwin 0 points1 point ago

Sing along now...

"You're gonna make it after alllllll""

[–]grumblz 1 point2 points ago

the cop slips and his first instinct is to reduce his speed by throwing his arms out and increasing his air resistance?

[–]TheresTheBlackGuy -1 points0 points ago

I do this every time I poop.

[–]dativeconstructions 0 points1 point ago

That shit ended way to fast.

[–]formost 0 points1 point ago

Quick, grab me so I can climax!

[–]Moment0 -1 points0 points ago

I hate your repost, it brings me no joy.

[–]DrPingu76 0 points1 point ago

BEST DAY EVER!!!

[–]Famous1107 0 points1 point ago

feel like im watching shashank

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

it doesn't matter if he runs onto the field. It's not like there was anyone watching

[–]Kairuku 0 points1 point ago

That look on his face. That's the "I just dodged a blue spiny shell" look, I'm sure of it.

[–]STompinOnHoes 0 points1 point ago

He seemed so happy when he saw that guy fall. Awesome.

[–]Uberslaughter 0 points1 point ago

Relevant (Chariots of fire)

[–]mocmocmoc81 1 point2 points ago

can't help it

youtube doubler

remember to MUTE the soccer video

[–]geogeology 0 points1 point ago

I just woke up. This was my first vocal laugh of the day. Thank you.

[–]cunger 0 points1 point ago

Born free!

[–]OktopuzZz 0 points1 point ago

Now i feel happy too! great post op

[–]imatomars 0 points1 point ago

So why are the stands empty?

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Haha! That feels so good. Last time I felt that joy was playing chase in school, and I am able to squirm away from an impending capture, literally the most free I've ever felt. Love this gif.

[–]Abedeus 0 points1 point ago

Poland!! Woohooo...

Oh, it's this again, god damn it.

[–]Crossbowshootr 1 point2 points ago

"AND I'M FREEEEEEEEE! FREEEE FALLIN'!"

[–]InnerOrbiter 0 points1 point ago

Are they running in mountain dew?

[–]vexxejr 1 point2 points ago

russel howards good news :P

[–]shulz-nuggets 0 points1 point ago

too bad there's not a single fan in the stands to watch this monumental victory

[–]cale69er 1 point2 points ago

This was hilarious on Russell howards good news.

[–]yanistu 0 points1 point ago

When I tell my teacher she's wrong about her coding, then she goes on an hour long explanation of how she's right, and then she goes, "Oh, that is wrong"

[–]mathie121 0 points1 point ago

POLSKAAAAAAA

[–]bangbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

SUCCESSSSS!

[–]Jaccington 0 points1 point ago

Good recovery by the pursuer. 7/10

[–]SummerDays 0 points1 point ago

Look at how that guy gets up while he's sliding, that's some action movie scene right there!

[–]RuneOclave 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory "why is this on /r/funny?" comment.

[–]TheRedEminence 0 points1 point ago

8/8/88 The first night game ever at Wrigley Field, Chicago. Rain necessitated the covering the field with a plastic tarp. Just this thing happened, the pitch invader eluding security and achieving his moment of glory. He reveled in his celebrity with a glorious swan slide on the rain slick tarp. And drove his collar bone into second base. Be careful what you wish for.

[–]WrathOfPoland 0 points1 point ago

POLSKA!!!!!

[–]popovwithyourtopov 0 points1 point ago

I happened to be listening to Andrew WK when I watched. It made my day. I'm gonna go conquer something now.

[–]hungarian 0 points1 point ago

In non-English countries we have a word for this. In German it's called Schadenfreude or káröröm in Hungarian, both literally mean "the joy of harm"

[–]wzabel0926 0 points1 point ago

but he was the only fan there...

[–]need_pics 0 points1 point ago

Your title summed that up perfectly.

[–]GhettoKid 0 points1 point ago

Good thing this was not in America, These taser crazy cops would have electrocuted the whole lot.

[–]Thor_Holmvik 0 points1 point ago

This made me genuinely happy

[–]Tiffany_Butler 0 points1 point ago

Pure inebriation.

[–]x1expert1x 0 points1 point ago

[–]Han-jul 0 points1 point ago

fabulous

[–]uber_space_whale 0 points1 point ago

Never seen anyone happier :D

[–]alastor136 0 points1 point ago

*knife to the back

HUMILIATION - ENEMY DROPPED GUN RANK

[–]benthearthur 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell you how good this made me feel on Friday at 4:53.

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

Were they playing football on a lake?

[–]trauma_kmart -2 points-1 points ago

My face for when, on a test, I don't know the answer to a question and then find it in another question.

[–]gypsycamptrash 0 points1 point ago

That was kind of amazing for me.

[–]josti018 0 points1 point ago

This man most certainly feels Fabulous...

[–]Cha0tikz -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else notice that the stadium seems empty?

[–]orost 6 points7 points ago

That's because it was empty, the match got postponed because of extremely heavy rain (hence the water)

[–]live3orfry -1 points0 points ago

In the US that would earn you a face full of broken teeth and an assault on an officer charge.

[–]iFunnyKid -2 points-1 points ago

that's me when i brought home MW3, later that night my expression changed, sold it on eBay the next day for half price, bids went up to 130$, 5 days later saw the same copy going for 20$.... ended up buying reach with the new gained cash, banged it out for weeks...