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Area Codes In Which Ludacris Claims to Have Hoes [1500*962] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Chapstick_Addict 130 points131 points ago

God dammit Maryland, I'm sure your mother is very proud.

[–]esssssss 33 points34 points ago

We only have 2 ._.

[–]MrDemaree 22 points23 points ago

Well, four. It's just two areas though, since 410/443 and 240/301 overlap.

[–]Ya_Dingus 12 points13 points ago

410/443 Reppin'.

[–]daoudalqasir 13 points14 points ago

you got nothin on 240

[–]DorienG 2 points3 points ago

301, but my cell # starts off with the 240!

[–]daoudalqasir 0 points1 point ago

yeah same

[–]Fascist_Orange 5 points6 points ago

B4LT1M0RE

[–]kit_carlisle 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, why would he have ever gone to Eastern Maryland? NO ONE COMES TO EASTERN MARYLAND. Oh wait... beaches...

[–]thedrew 11 points12 points ago

oh wait... Bitches.

[–]Justicles13 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't there one that got added this past year?

edit: MOTHER FUCKING 667 UP IN HERE!

[–]timdiggerm 0 points1 point ago

Whaaaat are you serious

[–]Justicles13 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, some of my new neighbors have it. I thought they kept their old area codes from wherever the hell they're from. But nope, we added a fifth area code.

[–]tankyoucomeagain 8 points9 points ago

He's got them locked down

[–]Homer69 0 points1 point ago

Philly representing

[–]graycode 97 points98 points ago

I like the idea, but wow, that's an unreadable map.

[–]adamgram 63 points64 points ago

Also its wrong. 717 is central PA, not Philadelphia. Philadelphia is 215 and the surrounding areas are 610. I hate this map and I hope it dies.

[–]shrididdy 87 points88 points ago

Easy bro. His mistake means more hoes for you.

[–]adamgram 11 points12 points ago

We're missing insert 4. Insert 4!!!

[–]Uhrzeitlich 3 points4 points ago

Inset*

[–]EnkiduEnkita 1 point2 points ago

Insect*

[–]Biscotti_Manicotti 7 points8 points ago

Philadelphia is still labeling Philadelphia. Just because it's not centered over the area code that covers the city doesn't mean otherwise. It's a long name in a crowded part of the map.

[–]Darkhavans 6 points7 points ago

As someone who lives in 717, it's definitely in the right place; you are right that it's just misleading because it's below the city name.

[–]23_47 0 points1 point ago

Nah they messed up the NYC Tri state area as well.

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

New York City - Tri-State?

Please explain.

[–]23_47 0 points1 point ago

914 is not shown on the map, 845 is in its place.

[–]adamgram 1 point2 points ago

We need insert 4!!!!

[–]Hoyarugby 4 points5 points ago

610 represent

[–]SovietCastro 3 points4 points ago

Live in the 610..urge to kill rising..

[–]Fgame 2 points3 points ago

As a fellow 717 resident, I concur.

[–]gsutoker 0 points1 point ago

770 in Georgia is also wrong. 770 is north metro Atlanta, not Atlanta itself.

[–]IAMA_Wild_Creature 0 points1 point ago

Grew up in Cartersville, 770 is dead on, but then again, why are we even critiquing a goddamn map?

[–]gsutoker 3 points4 points ago

770 extends through Forsyth county.

Why are we critiquing a map? We are in a subreddit dedicated to maps.

[–]Azkar 1 point2 points ago

I've also never seen an 878 number in Pittsburgh...

[–]neutrl 0 points1 point ago

This and 267/484

717 is west of Bucks/Montgomery/Philadelphia

[–]skirlhutsenreiter 0 points1 point ago

None of the city area codes are large enough for their names. The label for Fort Worth appears over Witchita's area, but is clearly indicating the little 817/682 area below it. Likewise, Houston is in the Gulf of Mexico, and Denver is on the border between 970 and 720/303, but no one would think they've floated Houston out to sea or that all of Western Colorado is Denver

[–]ciscomd -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like OP screenshotted it from somewhere else without bothering to enlarge it to its proper size. Look at the cursor over South Dakota.

[–]noitz 27 points28 points ago

Wiggle your mouse back and forth. I think you are looking at your own curser.

[–]H_E_Pennypacker 11 points12 points ago

Dude how did you put a cursor at the end of your comment?

[–]ciscomd 5 points6 points ago

Ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg

[–]ajeskey 6 points7 points ago

I think that is your cursor.

[–]Deeeej 17 points18 points ago

770, 404, 718, 202, 901, 305, 312, 313, 215, 803, 757, 410, 504, 972, 713, 314, 201, 916, 415, 704, 206, 808, 216, 702, 414, 317, 214, 218, 334, 205, 318, 601, 203, 804, 402, 301, 904, 407, 850, 708, 502.

But don't forget he bangs bitches in Bangkok, he's the thriller in Manila, and in Hong Kong he's pimpin em.

[–]shortnblonde 6 points7 points ago

Being from the 770 I was somewhat butthurt that it was forgotten on the map, especially since Ludacris is from Georgia. Thanks, Deeeej.

[–]eyecite -1 points0 points ago

It's on there, but whoever did the map thinks it's exclusive to downtown.

[–]aresman71 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, he's got hoes in my are code too

[–]KungFuSnoopy 86 points87 points ago

If this is map porn, then it's the pornography equivalent of watching a video of your grandparents having sex.

It's disgusting.

Edit: I mean it's really hard to look at.

[–]The_Weasel 8 points9 points ago

Rather the resolution is like watching porn on a 56k connection. Or something of that nature. You understand the idea, but you might wish to see more details if possible.

[–]DukeSpraynard -5 points-4 points ago

hard

[–]berserklemon 28 points29 points ago

He's got hoes in my area code ಠ__ಠ

Ludacris might very well be my dad.

[–]jackblack2323 20 points21 points ago

so your mom's a ho?

[–]berserklemon 19 points20 points ago

No, she's Ludacris's ho. That's completely different.

[–]bluesbird 3 points4 points ago

I'm currently living in one of the area codes and have lived in three others in the past. I'm really not sure what to think about that.

[–]bunbun22 1 point2 points ago

I'm on my fifth area code in 5 years and all of them are on here.

[–]AndrewCarnage 0 points1 point ago

Or your dad is one of Ludacris's hoes?

[–]berserklemon 0 points1 point ago

Like father like son.

[–]blueboybob 11 points12 points ago

when this song came out Louisiana only had 2 area codes. The 2 colored. The song and the area code map are not teh same age.

[–]having_said_that 8 points9 points ago

Yep. I'm pretty sure when he said 318, he was talking about Lafayette, not Monroe or Alexandria.

[–]blueboybob 2 points3 points ago

or baton rouge

[–]karmapolice_225 1 point2 points ago

Don't be bitter 337.

[–]having_said_that 0 points1 point ago

I'm 504 now, thankfully.

[–]MalcolmPecs 3 points4 points ago

Yep. I lived in the 317 when this song came out (and therefore thought it was awesome), but now my area code is different.

[–]metraub1118 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for 317!

[–]justshutup124 45 points46 points ago

...Nebraska? Really?

*edit: I live in Omaha guys.

[–]liquience 80 points81 points ago

Corn fed titties, man.

[–]Crayshack 9 points10 points ago

Omaha is pretty urban.

[–]Gyaruson 2 points3 points ago

Lincoln too.

Source: I live there.

[–]AlphaHotel_94 3 points4 points ago

That was my very same reaction. Like, fucking Nebraska? What?

[–]Gyaruson 1 point2 points ago

Lincoln is a huge college town. We got some fine ass women - plenty for Mr. Ludacris to choose from.

[–]G-Mork -1 points0 points ago

I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska

[–]naughtism 1 point2 points ago

"It was ironic, because Nebraska is the corn state and she had pubic hair that resembled the precise texture of corn silk."-Anthony Kiedis, Scar Tissue

[–]gaberaham -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to say this, glad my would have been comment got upvotes, have another!

[–]Theriskyclick 6 points7 points ago

WHERE ARE THE INSETS

[–]ExtraNoise 6 points7 points ago

I'd like to see a map of cities identified in Sublime's "April 26, 1992".

[–]hydro_wonk 2 points3 points ago

I'm working on it... it's hard to hear all the small towns in the song that are randomly yelled out.

[–]mappum 6 points7 points ago

206 represent!

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 4 points5 points ago

He is from Champaign Illinois. You would figure he would at least have one ho in the 217

[–]linuxwil 3 points4 points ago

Man strictly abides by the don't shit where you eat rule. Which, on a separate note makes me think....where does this turn of phrase come from? Who was pooping un the kitchen? Surely not Ludacris...

[–]IAMA_Wild_Creature 2 points3 points ago

Pigs, mate. Pigs won't shit where they eat. Can't be said of all animals.

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 1 point2 points ago

This behavior was noted in a recent article in National Geographic on the Roma.

At Victor Filisan’s house, where he offered me the local drink of Jack Daniel’s and Red Bull, I asked to use the toilet. He showed me not to the Jacuzzi-equipped bathroom inside but to an outhouse at the back of the lot, the same one he and his wife use. For reasons of ritual purity, many Roma, especially older ones, do not cook and use the toilet under the same roof.

[–]heheimnightzr 0 points1 point ago

He moved to Atlanta when he was 9.

[–]doneux 3 points4 points ago

This is hilarious! Well done sir

[–]moskoismycat 3 points4 points ago

757 checking in. Go Hampton Roads!

[–]herbg22 5 points6 points ago

Hoes in Nebraska? Luda must like the farm girls

[–]BRiNGTHERiCEOUT 2 points3 points ago

He did a song with country singer Jason Aldean, so I guess it's possible the farm girls like him too

[–]Berkbelts 3 points4 points ago

Midway and Wake Island, damn that's impressive.

[–]Jagodka 2 points3 points ago

Wait, does Ludacris claim to have hoes in Bergen County, NJ?

[–]AcerRubrum 3 points4 points ago

the 201 area code also includes Hudson county and specifically Jersey City, which has a sizeable black population.

[–]aFiveSeven 2 points3 points ago

He has hoes in the 407, way to go Orlando I knew you'd never let me down? I don't know why I feel proud of this.

[–]Rich_Bastard 2 points3 points ago

I find it funnier that people actually researched this data and made a fucking map based on it.

[–]monaiz 2 points3 points ago

That's a lot of garden tools.

[–]DukeSpraynard 2 points3 points ago

There is much agricultural diversity in all areas of this great country.

Many gardeners, many hoes.

[–]friendlymaniac 2 points3 points ago

A gaggle of Hoes!

[–]nugsu 5 points6 points ago

He should have said 435. Just to piss of the mormons.

[–]wisemanKSig 3 points4 points ago

i live in the 435. there are no hoes here :(

(and no, i'm not mormon)

[–]CodyGriffin 3 points4 points ago

All the hoes left for the 801's salty taste

[–]FidelCastrator 3 points4 points ago

Damn east Nebraska what have you been up to?

[–]Fgame 2 points3 points ago

TIL that 9 states have exactly one area code.

[–]skirlhutsenreiter 0 points1 point ago

The map doesn't even include Alaska and Hawaii, so the total is 11.

[–]well_rounded 1 point2 points ago

I make maps... a lot of maps. I've wanted to make this map for a while now. Kudos. That said, it seems like there's some missing... and work on your mothafuckin presentation!

[–]mr_moby 0 points1 point ago

I represent 918

[–]noodlfood 0 points1 point ago

fucking finally

[–]zoidberg1339 1 point2 points ago

Oregon is totally wrong.

[–]gi11y 1 point2 points ago

Pfff, look at your states with all the different area codes. Here in Montana, we only have to know ONE. So suck it.

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

We know.

[–]skirlhutsenreiter 1 point2 points ago

Do you just give out the last four digits when someone asks for your number? One segment of my family does that and, since I didn't grow up there and don't remember the exchange, it kinda drives me nuts.

[–]buriedunderbricks 1 point2 points ago

313 checking in.

[–]mymindisgoo 2 points3 points ago

regarding new jersey, he actually said "201, too much green, too much fun."

[–]CarsNmusicbars 0 points1 point ago

  1. I always wondered who that person way lol

[–]MotharChoddar 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]4realthistime 1 point2 points ago

holy 2001 batman....

[–]southkakrun 0 points1 point ago

803 represent

[–]Bit_Chewy 0 points1 point ago

He should take up the job of Santa.

[–]aicheyearaem 0 points1 point ago

I can find the file, but back when I was a freshman in college -- '03 -'04 -- some friends of friends made a parody rap group called THE CONDOM RAPPERS -- and made a singularly wonderful song titled " I ' VE GOT WHORES ON SEVERAL DORN FLOORS " Apart from being a great parody, in ended with some post-performance studio jostling a la the Wi-Tang...concluding with someone saying, "I've got too much muthafucking sticktoittiveness." Fucking Grade A Genius

[–]omfghi2u 0 points1 point ago

That's gross. I wouldn't want hoes from 2/3s of Louisiana and half of Arkansas, and Mississippi.

[–]ReMiiX 0 points1 point ago

850 checking in. I am proud of my area code. Good work guys (girls)!

[–]Charizarddd 0 points1 point ago

hoes to the left. hoes to the right. 5 hoes this time.

[–]ThankGodForInnernets 0 points1 point ago

Awwww, yiss. None in CO.

[–]thebuckmanguy 0 points1 point ago

469, 972, 214 HA! Texas women are fine as fuck.

[–]guitarguy1031 1 point2 points ago

314 baby!!

[–]ChalkLetRain 0 points1 point ago

For being form Atlanta, he doesn't have very many Georgia area codes...

[–]linuxwil 0 points1 point ago

Have we been subreddit of the day yet? How do I vote for that?

[–]JAGxTERA 1 point2 points ago

Nebraska is stepping up their game.

[–]Gyaruson 1 point2 points ago

Hey, we can't do it on the football field, we might as well excel in the boudoir.

[–]K3TtLek0Rn 0 points1 point ago

It's hilarious that some states have one area code.

[–]Taedirk 0 points1 point ago

Although it's not explicitly listed in the lyrics, 434 (VA) should probably be included. "Area Codes" was released a month after the split from 804 and recorded in the months prior.

[–]thestitzer 0 points1 point ago

Where's the 808?

[–]DubsBunny 0 points1 point ago

704, look at what you've done. LOOK AT IT!

[–]Pillagerguy 0 points1 point ago

Story time... I read "Area Codes" and then the post above this' "Pet stores will only be able to sell rescued animals." The title on the picture was very confusing.

[–]Crohnsta 0 points1 point ago

903= where the ratchet hoez be stayin

[–]Nomeni024 0 points1 point ago

808 checking in, also not listed

[–]longagofaraway 0 points1 point ago

is it 2003 again already?

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

A guy like Ludacris could have hoe's in every area code. Interesting that he's honest though.

[–]bhamby 0 points1 point ago

I've lived in 3 of those.

[–]Jesuishunter 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck does Iowa have like 7 area codes!? Does corn use phones now?

[–]fenryka 0 points1 point ago

this is ludicrous.

[–]ritzs 1 point2 points ago

Wow, for the first time I saw something IRL years before I saw it on reddit.

[–]spunkychickpea 1 point2 points ago

Mr Ludacris,

I'm writing you today to inform you that you've passed up an area code dense with hoes. I am a resident of the 501 (central Arkansas) and I can, without exaggeration, say that the number of hoes present here is staggering. I'd recommend you take a hoexpedition here to find out for yourself.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Arkansan

[–]gamma_raycharles 0 points1 point ago

Proud and surprised to see Indiana on there, probably the only thing we have. Go ahead and Ctrl + F and search. No one talks about IN

[–]FirstToAdmitIt 0 points1 point ago

402 in Nebraska, huh? Must be one of those Cherry County girls.

[–]Harlo 0 points1 point ago

What's with the dithered line through Lake Superior?

[–]Cshock84 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, he's in Memphis too. I live in Memphis. I have Ludacris' hoes in my city.

[–]McRibMadman 0 points1 point ago

you forgot 808 (hawaii)

[–]SubcommanderShran 0 points1 point ago

Damn, he's been in all of the places I've lived.

[–]lolly44 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly not that many in the ATL

[–]Chrysalisis 0 points1 point ago

To the top for you!

[–]thecoffee 0 points1 point ago

Everyone is calling the map ugly. However if find it hilarious. It reminds me of those crappy textbook maps. Only this one is marking the locations of hoes.

[–]deadheadmon 2 points3 points ago

I knew there was a reason I subscribed to this subreddit...

[–]ultranoodles -1 points0 points ago

And it wasn't this piece of garbage

[–]SonofSin17 -1 points0 points ago

for reference

[–]DukeSpraynard 5 points6 points ago

better, working, non-mobile link

[–]boarmelon -1 points0 points ago

I made a slightly easier to read map. FIXED with Atlanta

Source: http://www.lyrics007.com/Ludacris%20Lyrics/Area%20Codes%20Lyrics.html

[–]Manacit -1 points0 points ago

It's missing at least 206 (Seattle area)

[–]boarmelon 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/iNBMe.png

It's there, just hard to see at that scale.

[–]sulaymanf 3 points4 points ago

Maryland is filled in the original but not your copy.

[–]Cagn 2 points3 points ago

You are missing the Atlanta area.

[–]speedonthis 1 point2 points ago

"Best MapPorn post to date!" speedonthis said facetiously

[–]ThaMastaBlasta 0 points1 point ago

Ludacris, Drake, and BOB have claimed to have dated a girl from my college so thats kinda cool i guess.

[–]Ze_Carioca 0 points1 point ago

You went to HOU?

[–]Darth_Hobbes 0 points1 point ago

Could someone explain how this system makes any sense? Those numbers seem entirely arbitrary to me.

[–]tiwuno 0 points1 point ago

Aren't all postal codes and area codes completely arbitrary?

[–]skirlhutsenreiter 1 point2 points ago

Postal codes are not at all arbitrary. The first digit indicates a region, so the mid-Atlantic codes all start with a 2, the Rocky Mountain West with an 8. Then each state is assigned a range of two more digits (e.g, Mississippi has 386-397, while Texas gets 750-799). Those first three digits designates a sorting center. Both assignments are laid out so that, generally speaking, the larger the number the further south and west the place indicated. The last two digits of a code indicate a town or neighborhood served by that sorting center, but are laid out based on postal routes, so they can make less sense geographically.

[–]tiwuno 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for the information. TIL!

[–]The_Austin -2 points-1 points ago

Neberska!@

[–]ewillyp 0 points1 point ago

ya know how I know he aint a real G? this map aint ALL red!

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