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[–]Cozmo23 81 points82 points ago

This isn't even his final form.

[–]PokeMemeMasterJH3 17 points18 points ago

DAMNIT.

[–]dannydale 53 points54 points ago

Is this a new DLC for Borderlands?

[–]Chaosblade 1 point2 points ago

Badass Loader Cosplay.

[–]Fatliner 0 points1 point ago

HYperious

[–]Malikir -2 points-1 points ago

I was thinking the same thing when I saw this.

[–]cheezbergur 22 points23 points ago

TONIGHT! WE DINE! At mom's house.

[–]down_on_baker_stree 4 points5 points ago

Ready your Lunchables and eat hearty...

[–]SamWiseTheGreat 45 points46 points ago

Looks like Iron Man.... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Just got nerfed. YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[–]Kailoth 7 points8 points ago

Once the community complains enough I'm sure they'll beef him an upcoming patch.

[–]Zovistograt 3 points4 points ago

[–]EddieRattlehead 4 points5 points ago

Nerf guns are nerfed guns!

Slowpoke

[–]DookieXplodr 1 point2 points ago

The only reason I watch CSI Miami is for the first five minutes

[–]cheezbergur 11 points12 points ago

Any ladies want a taste of my foam?

[–]redditallthings 11 points12 points ago

This was the rich kid on the block...

[–]blubeeds 19 points20 points ago

Humans vs. zombies?

[–]sirhccarpenter 7 points8 points ago

my school is playing this right now, and is how Its how i feel walking to class

[–]how_about_pancakes 3 points4 points ago

I wish my university was cool enough to play this amazing, wonderful game of (foam) marksmanship and strategy.

[–]devilbird99 0 points1 point ago

It's awesome! You should consider setting it up/organizing it. The only main issue is with people who are douchebags (especially non-players as players can be kicked out) that interfere with the game.

[–]blaghart -1 points0 points ago

I am this guy for my campus. Everyone comes to me for their weapon mods...and my closet full of guns that would make Jayne Cobb envious.

[–]TryToGuessMyUsername 0 points1 point ago

HA I was gonna say "I wonder how many of those are HVZ approved..."

[–]devilbird99 0 points1 point ago

Specifically at Case Western this year iirc.

[–]IceDragon44 16 points17 points ago

Wait till he has to pick up the darts.

[–]empolean -1 points0 points ago

he doesnt have the zombies do

[–]Man-alive 0 points1 point ago

Exqueeze me?

[–]doubleoninja 6 points7 points ago

Pfft I've got more :)

[–]Imjustheartless 6 points7 points ago

[–]Magdiesel94 -2 points-1 points ago

TIL

[–]leffhandman 6 points7 points ago

THERE WAS A FIREFIIIIIIGHT!

[–]Maitotoxin 4 points5 points ago

I wish I was that guy.

[–]Liquid_G 9 points10 points ago

Virginity! I choose you!

[–]MrTyphoon -3 points-2 points ago

it's super effective!

[–]just_bob 2 points3 points ago

Sadly, this is usually the first person to take a dart to the forehead without ever getting a shot off.

[–]STretchJOhansen 2 points3 points ago

[–]Pookas 0 points1 point ago

My hero.

[–]FrankWolf86 2 points3 points ago

happiest man on the internet?

[–]SgtPingwen 2 points3 points ago

The Izzet would like a word with you.

[–]AJreborn 0 points1 point ago

Gears of War: Nerf Edition Rated E for Everyone for Cartoon Violence and foam blood

[–]Shitty_McShittster 0 points1 point ago

Legendary.

[–]jdaltgang 0 points1 point ago

Optimus Prime now in NERF form

[–]RaidersnBacon 2 points3 points ago

'MURICA!!

[–]nakkinator 0 points1 point ago

is his name trey

[–]your_momdude 0 points1 point ago

War machine!

[–]Y0ungsocrates 2 points3 points ago

GUNZERKER!!!!!

[–]TeraFloppy 1 point2 points ago

Lol. First thing I thought as well. /r/Borderlands2 would love this.

[–]w00tkid 1 point2 points ago

It's Nerf or nothin!!!!!!!!!

[–]GoldenWaffles 0 points1 point ago

This is a man ready for battle

[–]UltraSpankA 0 points1 point ago

Come Get some!

[–]KratosOdinSon 0 points1 point ago

I want to see what he would look like if he caught fire and all that shit melted onto him. That would be a awesome zombie costume, NERF ZOMBIE FROM HELL.

[–]SweetieLove 0 points1 point ago

As a civilian casualty of several Nerf Wars I fear none of you is taking it seriously enough. These types of weapons are dangerous, I've lost friends (OK it was bourbon, but we were very close). If anyone hits the vodka I am going to go thermo-nuclear on your man-boy arses.

[–]bearfish102 -1 points0 points ago

So much virginity in this one picture!

[–]thedatageek 0 points1 point ago

MERICA MOFO!!

[–]Joke_Getter -1 points0 points ago

Well, that was a waste of am afternoon.

[–]EmperorG 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Dakka!

[–]TheKingLeonidas 0 points1 point ago

BUT FUCK LE FRIENDZONE AMIRITE GUISE ?

GUISE ?

[–]funktion 0 points1 point ago

MORE DAKKA

[–]AdmAmbar -1 points0 points ago

YOU STOLE THIS WITHOUT DUE CREDIT. YOU ARE POOP SIR AND/OR MA'AM. POOOOOP! originally posted to: http://www.reddit.com/r/humansvszombies

[–]MarkMagowan 0 points1 point ago

[–]osx_snooplian 0 points1 point ago

Virginity level 1000

[–]Rabidpotatoes 0 points1 point ago

He's ready for the nerfpocalypse.

[–]MyStErYbEaN5 0 points1 point ago

Psshhhhh amateur .

[–]D_for_David 0 points1 point ago

This guys ready for the zombie apocalypse

[–]_Mattman_ 1 point2 points ago

Scruffy-looking.

[–]cookie_muenster 0 points1 point ago

living. the. life.

[–]Big_booty_julius 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone's prepared for humans vs zombies.

[–]SavingMyWit 1 point2 points ago

Well I'd say he's sufficiently armed to ward off getting laid.. PROTECT THE VIRGINITY!!!

[–]fletcher720 0 points1 point ago

DAKKA!

[–]happycat_ishappy -1 points0 points ago

Tilt on the left gun makes him look limp-wristed. Good composition otherwise.

[–]sereneMelody 0 points1 point ago

Pictured: Gordon Freeman in his younger days. Or how he learned to be a human arsenal.

[–]teambroto 0 points1 point ago

just stop.

[–]Lowkin 0 points1 point ago

this might be the most expensive costume ever. nerf guns cost more than real guns in alot of the world

[–]I_Gargled_Jarate -1 points0 points ago

ok i get it. When I posted this 9 days ago nobody gave a fuck, but when you post it, its hot shit

nobody likes me

[–]Riotdrone 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha, drunk,.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

Are those water guns? If so, that's going to be really heavy once filled. But I looked again, maybe they're not. Hard to tell, I'm never in that aisle of the toy section.

[–]RebelWithoutAClue 0 points1 point ago

Oppa Gundam style!

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

Open wide kids cause im gonna Nerf you in the mouth!!

[–]ThatPlaidHatGuy 0 points1 point ago

Ladies please, contain your orgasms.

[–]RocoBannaro 0 points1 point ago

This is everything I wanted to be as a child but never could.

[–]Thebluecane 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck all the good comments are taken.... Here's Seth Green in a NERF commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9aoI6YByc

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

Unreal Tournament cosplay.

[–]FTD_Brat 0 points1 point ago

Needs more molle gear.

[–]Kastler 0 points1 point ago

the kids in the dorm on UW campus would jizz at the sight of this haha

[–]foofighterfan 0 points1 point ago

Rumor has it he got his dick sucked by twelve ladies that night.

[–]redfrojoe 0 points1 point ago

Take notes gentlemen. This, is how you get a sex to happen on you.

[–]tumblingspider 0 points1 point ago

Nerf is so highly weaponized now. All we had back in the day was squishy footballs, squishy basketballs, and sometimes a squishy frisbee-thing.

[–]fptp01 0 points1 point ago

nice you got a pic of Canada's militrary.

[–]mdude42 0 points1 point ago

Quote: I WILL PROTECT MY VIRGINITY!

[–]SuccessNeverSleeps 0 points1 point ago

GI Joe real American Hero