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I don't think I wanna go back (imgur.com)

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[–]Tori1313 99 points100 points ago

new jersey?

[–]muggzymain 43 points44 points ago

Bwater Mall was my spot when I was younger! Walking around aimlessly with my friends looking 'cool' for girls.

[–]BBQMeatTrain 22 points23 points ago

My friends always wanted to do that too, but I just wanted to go because they had, and still have, really good chicken teriyaki. I was also incredibly large at the time...

[–]kdc1994 23 points24 points ago

Chicken Teriyaki was the only good reason to go there. That and they had a wizards of the coast store.

[–]the_brothel 15 points16 points ago

what about the guy at the chicken teriyaki place with the mole and the huuuuugeee long hair that came out of it....?!

[–]fayk47 2 points3 points ago

sadly he doesn't work there anymore.

[–]Trollatio_Caine 0 points1 point ago

I'm reading all of these posts in a Jersey accent.

[–]anonymousalterego 2 points3 points ago

I remember him! That was probably 8 years ago...

[–]lamp_Monster 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit I remember that store.

[–]Goombatron 1 point2 points ago

SARKU JAPAN ALL UP IN THAT MOFO SON

[–]jackryan1310 7 points8 points ago

Chicken teriyaki is still the best thing at the mall and the place there makes it perfectly. (Sarku Japan)

[–]makaw 3 points4 points ago

That and Auntie Anne's are the only things I eat there. I also walk out of my way to get the free samples on my way to stores

[–]jackryan1310 1 point2 points ago

Trust me everyone does i once walked back and fourth and basically ate a meals worth of teriyaki from free samples.

[–]scubadork 2 points3 points ago

Have an upvote for mentioning my favorite place to grab lunch from.

[–]jackryan1310 0 points1 point ago

I don't think i could go to the mall without getting it heck that may be the top reason to go to the mall for me.

[–]um_liz 1 point2 points ago

As a Macy's employee at the mall, no, I hated the smell of Sarku Japan in my store.

[–]ditto3378 9 points10 points ago

related username

[–]bmiquel 5 points6 points ago

Bourbon Street had the best chicken, but they moved to Paramus when the Bridgewater Commons food court was renovated

[–]OnceYouGoJack 5 points6 points ago

worst renovation ever... :( also, the smoothies from the place across the court from bourbon street were amazing

[–]scubadork 2 points3 points ago

There's a Bourbon Street in Menlo Park.

[–]Goombatron 1 point2 points ago

Bourbon Street can't hold a light to Sarku Japan. You should feel SHAME.

[–]Tyoureneff 3 points4 points ago

they now have a chipotle extremely close to the mall now, so good.

[–]AHNOLDDD 2 points3 points ago

I go there all the time after my classes. It's like 10 minutes from community college

[–]endtransmission 2 points3 points ago

RV?

[–]rooftops 0 points1 point ago

represent!

[–]pandabush 0 points1 point ago

YES

[–]kaitierehh 0 points1 point ago

it's all about the baja-bq

[–]dylguy94 13 points14 points ago

Ahh, you were one of the bridgewater mall rats!? I FUCKING HATED THOSE KIDS

[–]SpaldingRx 0 points1 point ago

but... boobs.

[–]rooftops 0 points1 point ago

But... Underage smokers and nobody doing a thing about it.

[–]SunnyZ606 8 points9 points ago

I feel like I've found my home in this thread!

[–]KromeGod 7 points8 points ago

You actually walked around the mall? When I was younger, I got girls by standing outside the movie theater chain smoking cigarettes, making sure everybody who passed by saw how cool I was.

[–]SunnyZ606 6 points7 points ago

Outside on the ramp by the movie theatre? Boom.

[–]jackryan1310 -4 points-3 points ago

And now you have throat cancer.

[–]KromeGod 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't matter, Had sex Got parking deck BJs

[–]anonymousalterego 2 points3 points ago

I wish this were a joke, but I've seen this. Either the parking deck, the gazebo they added in 2004 or 2005, or the Bose movie theatre.

A lot has happened in that Bose movie theatre.

[–]KromeGod 0 points1 point ago

The gazebo! Got blown there too.

[–]dougefresh91 1 point2 points ago

I remember a gazebo being there in the mid 90's. People would blaze there and stuff. Unless they added another one or something? Haven't been to NJ in over 4 years.

[–]bmiquel 2 points3 points ago

No way! Kids still do that there

[–]ditto3378 24 points25 points ago

Bridgewater NJ reppin'

[–]archaeologistbarbie 27 points28 points ago

Thought that too! Wooohoooooo New Jerseyans!

[–]Ectro 13 points14 points ago

Oh god, there are a lot of redditors from Bridgewater NJ

[–]stairway211 12 points13 points ago

Rutgers!

[–]Killgraft 13 points14 points ago

Raritan val student here. Right next to bwater

[–]dwill8 13 points14 points ago

You mean the University of Branchburg.

[–]leopold_stotch21 0 points1 point ago

Home of the Human Beings

[–]ctoyeiv 0 points1 point ago

Harvard on the Hill

[–]dylguy94 11 points12 points ago

RVCC student posting on reddit? THERE'S OTHERS!?

[–]skakid175 5 points6 points ago

Yes...and the rest of us hate our lives too.

[–]rooftops 0 points1 point ago

Quote of the year right there

[–]xicehawk -2 points-1 points ago

No way! Me too! :P

[–]Kyotis 1 point2 points ago

bridgewater raritan student here

[–]PerryB 13 points14 points ago

Nova Scotia?

[–]Tori1313 7 points8 points ago

No, New Jersey in the us

[–]daxattacks 2 points3 points ago

I don't think we have a Red Lobster. We just have vans full of lobster.

[–]bananah75 0 points1 point ago

Was about to ask the same thing haha

[–]iprobablyneedahobby -1 points0 points ago

Nice to see bridgewater, N.S. getting some love. I miss that dirty ol town sometimes....fuck Alberta.

[–]rand0mher0z 8 points9 points ago

There seems to be a lot more people from around my area on Reddit than I thought, and you just proved it! Woo! Bridgewater repppppin.

[–]Tori1313 -1 points0 points ago

im like 20 minutes from bridgewater. everyone go to the /r/newjersey subreddit!

[–]nacho93 7 points8 points ago

Yay. I Jersey also. Yay. Woo!

[–]boatsinthebellfry 5 points6 points ago

Virginia?

[–]thpiper10 2 points3 points ago

Funny story, a friend of mine wanted to apply online at Bridgewater State College in Massachusetts as a commuter student, got a letter back from Bridgewater College in Virginia asking if he meant to apply to the BSC in Mass (they realised something was up because he basically said he wanted to commute like 8 hours). Oops.

[–]Poetlaurehate 3 points4 points ago

I'm faculty at BSC (U now motherfuckers!) -- I wonder how often this happens in either direction? And how often it's caught? There must be some pretty funny fucking mixups. Anyways, take all my classes.

[–]thpiper10 0 points1 point ago

I don't go, but I have so many friends who do. I'll send them your way. I'm assuming (based on user name) that I should just direct them to the English/ Literature offices wearing a sandwich board with "Poetlaurehate" on it and you'll find them.

[–]kellyzdude 1 point2 points ago

That was my first thought. Then I realized Bridgewater VA doesn't have a Red Lobster..

[–]boatsinthebellfry 2 points3 points ago

Ah! That's a good point. I was thinking of the one in Harrisonburg.

[–]kellyzdude 0 points1 point ago

Is the one in Harrisonburg any good? I've never been..

[–]Superfool 4 points5 points ago

I live in Branchburg and feel obligated to post in this thread considering I know where this is located, and understand all of the B'water, Mall, RVCC, Rt 22, and 287 references... I also feel obligated to mention the Somerville Circle... ya know, for karma and all.

[–]Tori1313 1 point2 points ago

and route 78. can't forget 78. :)

[–]Superfool 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I knew I forgot something!!

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

haha :)

[–]kayla1234 3 points4 points ago

My first thought was MA. But that's because I go to college here... and then I realized I'm pretty sure there's no Red Lobster here.

[–]Tori1313 1 point2 points ago

that would be blasphemy

[–]Calitalian 0 points1 point ago

Haven't gone there, and now I won't. Especially since the ex lurks around Hillsborough.

[–]dwill8 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Hillsborough. NHHS BABY!

[–]brick_in_my_hand 0 points1 point ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnMmymAEDT8#t=28s

/r/ska

[–]robmus 0 points1 point ago

Nova Scotia

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 31 points32 points ago

It's okay, I'm sure he just had a lot on his plate.

[–]bassatonic 9 points10 points ago

The wurst is yet to come.

[–]HappySoviet 5 points6 points ago

they are at Red Lobster the worst has already arrived

[–]cp1101 10 points11 points ago

Very shellfish of that waiter to make such threats

[–]Datdus 0 points1 point ago

In Dutch worst = wurst = sausage

[–]majuhlazuh -3 points-2 points ago

The wurst has come!

[–]Thydamine 0 points1 point ago

Damn right you will.

[–]InfamousAnarchist 162 points163 points ago

That's ok, they'll probably confuse you with the others:

title comnts points age /r/
Don't fuck with the food servers..Xpost from /r/pics 491coms 1193pts 1yr WTF
The life of a server 11coms 356pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]afcagroo 54 points55 points ago

Thank you. I've gone from hoping that OP would share an amusing anecdote to us about what prompted that, to wishing he'd stick his head into a tank full of live lobsters.

[–]mylittlehokage 71 points72 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cVxLn.gif

[–]darkneo86 13 points14 points ago

Upvote because, amazingly, I haven't seen this one yet.

[–]mylittlehokage 0 points1 point ago

I saw it in that thread a couple of hours ago where a guy posted a large amount of gifs of bad infomercial gaffs, all of which he had stolen from a sub dedicated to that exact topic. This was one of the gifs he posted and I think that it may have been the original work of one of the posters there, but since I don't know I'm not going to give his name.

Edit: The gif posted was without the text originally and changed by some user, also I have reddit set to automatically hide threads I upvote/downvote so I can't find it

[–]commondenomigator 1 point2 points ago

I saw that infomercial just a few weeks ago, so it hasn't been floating around for months yet.

[–]McShizzL 3 points4 points ago

I'm getting a faggy feeling from OP right now.

[–]BlindStark 4 points5 points ago

MY FAGGOT SENSES ARE TINGLING!

[–]witty_account_name 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/tJEk8.jpg

[–]Fenix_VI 7 points8 points ago

NO

[–]roflafel 2 points3 points ago

how about

[–]massrabbler 2 points3 points ago

I've started RES tagging any reposter that pops up on the front page.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

"Xpost from /r/pics" yet there is no entry for it here. Odd.

[–]jsickawaddup 0 points1 point ago

Ah, you're that guy.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

And I came here to make a whole post about how this "performance art" compulsion on reddit is grotesque ... and it's not even performance art! It's just a god damned repost!

[–]thelambinator 10 points11 points ago

Wooo NJ!

[–]PaulSach 8 points9 points ago

TIL every redditor is from central New Jersey

[–]LikeMance 18 points19 points ago

Bridewater, NJ?

[–]Mikebyrneyadigg 9 points10 points ago

i know that red lobster. bridgewater nj. rad.

[–]kingy123[!] 7 points8 points ago

Trouble over Bridgewater.

[–]notyourfather 5 points6 points ago

I used to order the cheddar biscuits to go from this location after school

[–]jomarox 0 points1 point ago

THEY DO THAT?

[–]FailsAtEverythign 5 points6 points ago

I think I found OP

[–]josawalk 4 points5 points ago

maybe it's you

[–]lamp_Monster 4 points5 points ago

Is Fuddruckers still there? then it was to the Bwater sports arena for arcade.

[–]tcallanan87 6 points7 points ago

bridgewater mass? yeah, i'd buy it

[–]jonesyxxiv 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure there is no Red Lobster in Bridgewater MA.

[–]PlumDrop 2 points3 points ago

You are correct.

[–]Blee10 3 points4 points ago

There's a solid seafood place right off the BSU campus though.

[–]Poetlaurehate 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit there are a lot of redditors in this town. That's fucking weird.

[–]brotein-shake 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I go to BSU

[–]tcallanan87 2 points3 points ago

Would be pretty cool of there was though

[–]jonesyxxiv 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I think the closest one is in Plymouth. There used to be one in Brockton I think but I'm not sure if it is still there.

[–]shmollege 3 points4 points ago

Plymouth has a lobster hut. I always thought it was the same thing when I was a kid. Until I realized lobster hut was on the ocean and served legit seafood.

[–]thpiper10 2 points3 points ago

I think there's one in Abington. If memory serves.

[–]KromeGod 3 points4 points ago

On 22? Nice. Used to live near there.

[–]cypresswill 3 points4 points ago

WAAY to many posts about people from bridgewater. That being said im from Bridgewater.

[–]I_AmMasterChief 3 points4 points ago

Never knew Redditors could be so close, yet so far. I live about 10 min away from Bridgewater. But hello fellow Jerysians :)

[–]erikgil 7 points8 points ago

As an NJ resident, I hate Bridgewater. You are the bastard child of the rich, and the gateways to the flatlands.

You are where 287, and 78 meet.

Trooper hell.

[–]little_gnora 2 points3 points ago

You ordered Endless Shrimp, didn't you. . . they hate that.

[–]dizil11 2 points3 points ago

if its new jersey, thats i red lobster that is about 15 minutes from my house hahahah

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -1 points0 points ago

YOLO

[–]Zertiof 2 points3 points ago

You must've been one hell of a customer.

[–]mc10232 2 points3 points ago

The guests probably ate endless shrimp. Fuck those unlimited "scrimp," as us RL servers like to say in Georgia.

[–]swaggs262 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/r1SoY.gif

[–]homsar57 2 points3 points ago

I grew up in Bridgewater. GO PANTHERS!

[–]Comments_Sometimes 2 points3 points ago

BRIDGEWATER NOVA SCOTIA?

[–]moolcool 0 points1 point ago

NS does not have Red Lobsters. I think this is in New Jersey

[–]bdchatt 0 points1 point ago

I work there and sometimes this couldn't be any more true.

[–]ja_bour 1 point2 points ago

You have beautiful handwriting

[–]torkvemadaBG 0 points1 point ago

I don't think they want you to go back.

[–]SnipeCaliber -1 points0 points ago

You actually got a table in Red Lobster? I call bullshit!

[–]Baystate411 -1 points0 points ago

Bridgewater, MA?

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

i think it's in NJ

[–]FlushingCakes 0 points1 point ago

I live In bridgewater...

[–]hbomberman 0 points1 point ago

I can't blame you. I don't wanna go back to Bridgewater, either.

[–]opeth10657 1 point2 points ago

The twist: the OP is a lobster.

[–]Pheorach 0 points1 point ago

I had the weirdest fit of chuckles, thank you for that.

[–]2ashesWeReturn 0 points1 point ago

you didn't leave a tip

[–]curtis1227 0 points1 point ago

sounds like Katarina

[–]jc_king0640 0 points1 point ago

i congratulate you kirby

[–]bfilmmaker 0 points1 point ago

It's worth the risk for Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

[–]Franco_DeMayo 0 points1 point ago

Is there really any risk not worth the reward of oh so delicious cheddar biscuits?

[–]jdalty -1 points0 points ago

Massachusetts?

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

no, NJ. But I'm in bridgewater mass..

[–]ahovahov8 0 points1 point ago

Wow I never thought I'd see a reference to Bridgewater on New Jersey. On another note, I hate Bridgewater mall rats like no other.

[–]stox 0 points1 point ago

Boycott all Darden owned restaurants!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/09/darden-restaurants-obamacare-part-time_n_1951103.html

[–]Kraka01 0 points1 point ago

I don't think they want you to.

[–]astrofaggot 0 points1 point ago

and to think, my grandparents wanted to go to the Bridgewater Mall tomorrow...

[–]CodyModo 0 points1 point ago

Op probably works there and took one of the cards.

[–]Sewer_Ice 0 points1 point ago

You tipped bad, and you should feel bad!

/zoidberg

[–]TryingToFindAnExit 0 points1 point ago

Hey this guy stole my failed post!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1089xe/the_life_of_a_server/

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

wtf!

[–]smeli 0 points1 point ago

Your server is hoping you allergic to shellfish

[–]BigTuna_103 0 points1 point ago

Everyone who upvoted this is stupid. I will not accept any arguments.

[–]Matt9515 0 points1 point ago

bridgewater what one?

[–]bz2486 0 points1 point ago

New Jersey?

[–]bz2486 1 point2 points ago

One can only hope

[–]bmarie- 0 points1 point ago

Ledgewood is the place to go.

[–]Nolacub 1 point2 points ago

This made me miss my old stomping grounds- I miss jersey, bridgewater, time to eat diner, etc... :(. But New Orleans is amazing in so many other ways!

[–]TheJacky 0 points1 point ago

derty jerz

[–]Frannyj 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN BRIDGEWATER TOO.

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

there are many bridgewaters....

[–]Frannyj 1 point2 points ago

Shh, my friend. Let me feel special.

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

according to your comment history, I conclude you are from Bridgewater New Jersey, and thus - the same neighborhood as OP.

[–]Frannyj 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, bro...tein shake.

[–]schizodancer89 0 points1 point ago

too many bridgewaters, i'm from bridgewater, ns. the funny thing is we have mall rats aswell. i dont live there because it sucks...:/

[–]brotein-shake 0 points1 point ago

I'm in bridgewater MA.

[–]Godreig 0 points1 point ago

Came in here to find some context. Found a NJ-redditor reunion.

I'll show myself out...

[–]molonlabe88 1 point2 points ago

Wow, wtf did you do

[–]WurtzelTrumpetMaster 0 points1 point ago

Wow never thought a place in NJ would be mentioned on here AND be right near where I went to high school!

[–]grandechrisxl 1 point2 points ago

Bridgewater, Nj?

[–]Burtonboy96 0 points1 point ago

Been to this one LOL

[–]x5h21q2 0 points1 point ago

Bridgewater, NJ? I'm real close!

[–]EKcore 0 points1 point ago

Oh red lobster, the most microwaves i have ever seen in a restaurant kitchen...

[–]samathor 1 point2 points ago

I go to that Red Lobster all the time...what did you DOOO?

[–]wanta -2 points-1 points ago

Masshole

[–]Spicyawesomesauce 3 points4 points ago

Is there a Red Lobster in Bridgewater, MA?

[–]Karnas 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

But hey Bridgewater is still cool

[–]zoltar_says -1 points0 points ago

Yes there is. There's even a university there

[–]neostead2000 1 point2 points ago

What's up

[–]redlinezo6 -4 points-3 points ago

What a fag. Take your stolen whore karma and eat shit.

[–]massrabbler -2 points-1 points ago

FUCK YOU OP

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