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[–]ArianFosterThePeople 384 points385 points ago

Did I just ride along on a drive-by shooting?

[–]afeller 237 points238 points ago

So that's how Google kills their competition.

[–]brbegg 188 points189 points ago

That woman was actually Steve Jobs.

[–]caffeineTX 17 points18 points ago

Killed it with cancer

[–]HitlerSaurusChrist 3 points4 points ago

Taking out the competition with some good old fashioned drive by cancer.

[–]Landwhale123 0 points1 point ago

Boom, headshot.

[–]ani625 27 points28 points ago

Don't worry. It was a PG-13 version.

[–]makubesu 12 points13 points ago

It was the perfect crime.

[–]rostov007 3 points4 points ago

Girls don't wear ties. Although some do, it's not a perfect crime but it's a good crime.

[–]favela_astrobleme 2 points3 points ago

I knew there was a reason I was trying all those other search engines, when Google worked perfectly.

[–]pessimistcat 1 point2 points ago

sadly yes

[–]POSTS_GIFS 522 points523 points ago

[–]NotaMethAddict 368 points369 points ago

[–]DrHasnoCash 90 points91 points ago

How are people doing this?

[–]toxicFork 124 points125 points ago

Sometimes there are announcements for when the Google Street cars will go through your street!

[–]siegewolf 48 points49 points ago

Funny, google hasn't come down my road yet. I can't wait for that day.

[–]Boomanchu 24 points25 points ago

Would they be able to come onto private residential roads? If not, then I may never see them.

[–]Battletooth 43 points44 points ago

They do. There is a picture of me in my kitchen at my old house.

Edit: silly autocorrect.

[–]castis 22 points23 points ago

on?

[–]Battletooth 17 points18 points ago

It was my autocorrect. It always thinks in means on and if means of.

[–]ugly_babies 6 points7 points ago

Yeah I read that too...on...maybe...wait...what if...no, that sounds stupid.

[–]MasterFasth 5 points6 points ago

Where is this picture you speak of?

[–]irawwwr 0 points1 point ago

Op will deliver

[–]siegewolf 3 points4 points ago

i believe so.

[–]Boomanchu 2 points3 points ago

Well, for instance, police cannot come onto our roads unless they are called by a resident. I'm not entirely sure what 'the rules' are.

[–]siegewolf 7 points8 points ago

Maybe my raid isn't private then. Police can come down my road whenever.

[–]fractal_snowflake 13 points14 points ago

Yes raids are like that

[–]Maeby78 0 points1 point ago

I've never heard of that. What if someone flees to the area? Or if they have warrant to serve. Do you mean they can't just cruise the area looking for trouble? I wonder what this rule is meant to avoid. Am I misunderstanding what you're saying?

[–]TheInternetHivemind 3 points4 points ago

Serving a warrant, or chasing a fleeing suspect are perfectly valid reasons for police to enter private property.

[–]HitlerSaurusChrist 0 points1 point ago

So if you commit a crime that a cop witnesses and you make it to your place you're home free?

[–]ravelle 2 points3 points ago

They went through my street but never got an announcement or have I ever seen them drive around here.

[–]siegewolf 1 point2 points ago

Make mes a sad man I tell ya what.

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

They just passed through my campus today. The guy looked pissed that he had to wait the 10 minutes for us to clear the road.

[–]The_Doctor_00 21 points22 points ago

[–]FineFuse 3 points4 points ago

YOU ADDED AN EXCLAMATION MARK, I AM NOW EXCITED.

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 1 point2 points ago

In every instance that Google Maps has driven through my area, it turned out they weren't even capturing images.

[–]dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points ago

In this case, the divers were good friends with the driver. They had been sitting there for 4 hours to get that shot, if I recall correctly.

[–]Underdogg13 25 points26 points ago

Seeing the car down the road and preparing as quick as possible.

[–]Wrinklestiltskin 48 points49 points ago

Yes, because everyone carries around full scuba gear.

[–]AceSinestra 24 points25 points ago

Scuba Steve does. Everyone should be like Scuba Steve.

[–]astrols 2 points3 points ago

damn you scuba Steve!

[–]MyLifeForSpire 33 points34 points ago

You don't?

[–]UrbtoOSU 2 points3 points ago

What do you do if a flash flood hits?

[–]tijoy 5 points6 points ago

what are you implying that you don't?

you can never be too prepared for a sudden Scuba dive

[–]Masculine_Penguin 2 points3 points ago

You'd be surprised.

[–]SnortingBoar 1 point2 points ago

My granfather always said: son,you never trust rivers. never. words of wisdom.

[–]stickykeysmcgee 0 points1 point ago

You're gonna look like a dumbass when the polar ice caps melt.

[–]totally_mokes 0 points1 point ago

probably your standard ambush tactics - someone sees the car driving around a neighbourhood, they know it's going to be nearby for a while.

[–]Tim187 2 points3 points ago

They knew the driver and approximately when he was coming to their street. They waited for an hour though... This Happened in Bergen, Norway.

http://www.dykking.no/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4365&Itemid=104

[–]klipse 46 points47 points ago

[–]amawaldo 30 points31 points ago

those guys seem like that's just what they happened to be doing

[–]TheAngrySpanker 18 points19 points ago

[–]ryan392 2 points3 points ago

[–]mediocre_robot 3 points4 points ago

Just an average day for Scuba Steve and his buddy

[–]chazzeromus 8 points9 points ago

Fucking awesome.

[–]lamaksha77 3 points4 points ago

That looks exciting, wonder how that turned out

[–]ILoveYahtzee 290 points291 points ago

Bitches be trippin'

[–]boutsofbrilliance 54 points55 points ago

i feel like if i watch that gif a few hundred more times i might see what she snagged on.

[–]The_Wee__Baby_Seamus 292 points293 points ago

[–]ShadowsAmbience 73 points74 points ago

CSI up in this bitch.

[–]Euphorium 28 points29 points ago

Enhance!

[–]DrunkDrSeuss 65 points66 points ago

[–]Neebat 10 points11 points ago

Her "buttocks" still look "untrained". This was not the enhancement I was looking for.

[–]freemorph 15 points16 points ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–]archycockroach 10 points11 points ago

[–]Gman1012 0 points1 point ago

It's like one of those shitty comics in old textbooks.

[–]mrgrm00 0 points1 point ago

AH! My Eyes!

[–]Bill_of_Wrongs 22 points23 points ago

Was expecting "0/10 would not bang"

[–]E10DIN 7 points8 points ago

nah this one would have been a 10/10

[–]postproduction 14 points15 points ago

Cool! I made that. Nice to see it's still put to good use.

[–]fizz4m 1 point2 points ago

She has been censored :(

[–]CapnSheff 10 points11 points ago

damn you! I wanted to just believe she was an idiot!!

[–]ilikewolves 25 points26 points ago

lmfao "untrained buttocks causing drag"

[–]ninjaiwarrior 5 points6 points ago

I laughed too hard at this.

[–]ashabanapal 1 point2 points ago

The_Wee_Baby_Seamus making Papa & Gam-Gam proud.

[–]SIR_FAUXS_ALOT 15 points16 points ago

Your attempt to get this thread going fell flat on its face.

[–]dude6 49 points50 points ago

Original post, complete with many other hilarious events on that same street [1] [2]

[–]Roboticide 9 points10 points ago

I like how they've blurred out the entire woman now.

As if that accomplishes anything.

[–]SlickTricks 8 points9 points ago

They blurred her out now. wtf.

[–]OneSilentE 4 points5 points ago

What the hell is the point of that? You couldn't even see her face in the first place

[–]sefirot_jl 1 point2 points ago

This is because that pics was famous here in reddit, like a year ago, and after a day, they blurred her. I suppose google find out that we were making fun of her.

[–]Happycamper101 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, that just makes it funnier.

[–]J1P3A 12 points13 points ago

I have never laughed as much as I did when I saw that post. I wanna visit that street before I die.

[–]Vilhermus 2 points3 points ago

Wow, this street is incredibly close to my apartment, maybe I'll visit it this weekend.

[–]squidesquide 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for linking there, dude. I mean, dude6.

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

One of the first things I ever commented on

[–]swishd 26 points27 points ago

If you go to this place on google maps now, she is blurred out.

[–]brussels4breakfast 26 points27 points ago

Guess she was taken to the morgue.

[–]bitchesloveplazas 9 points10 points ago

This was on front page forever ago--she was blurred out by Google for her privacy because of all the attention

[–]ExpectedButtsecks 3 points4 points ago

It's a shame though, the whole street is incredibly funny. People randomly sitting on the street, a jailbreak and other stuff.

[–]swishd 0 points1 point ago

I thought your username said bitcheslovepizza. I had to read it a second time

[–]newfag_tr0ll 36 points37 points ago

I use Maps every trip.

[–]artacuno53 17 points18 points ago

Isnt this the whole reason Google maps exists?

[–]why_fist_puppies 37 points38 points ago

Some people use it to help them navigate between locations. I, personally, don't need any help finding my kitchen from my bedroom.

[–]artacuno53 5 points6 points ago

I meant it to be a joke

I guess im just not that funny

[–]why_fist_puppies 1 point2 points ago

I was joking too. Don't worry about it.

[–]JTDeuce 2 points3 points ago

Wife material right there!

[–]Mates_with_Bears 58 points59 points ago

"Hey is that the google maps ca-- ahh ssss ahh"

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 35 points36 points ago

I hate whenever they use this bit. It's so fucking annoying.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 42 points43 points ago

It's like everything on Family Guy - it's funny for 5 seconds but then they stretch the bit to a minute.

[–]FLUX-YOU 16 points17 points ago

The only thing that can save this thread is Mr. Conway Twitty

[–]totoro11 3 points4 points ago

That was a dark time for Family Guy. A dark time that lasted for years. Luckily the new episodes are getting better.

[–]the_shape 6 points7 points ago

They do it with quite a few bits. Basically I chalk it up to laziness to use up the 21-22min time slot.

[–]OneSilentE 7 points8 points ago

I remember in one episode they made a joke about "the gayest music video of all time" and they played the "Dancing in the street" video, the entire fucking thing...

[–]xero91 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this yesterday... My wife didn't think it was real.

[–]human_interest 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, it is pretty much saying "the script ran approximately :30-:60 seconds short, what are we going to throw in to fix it?"

[–]Smy90 2 points3 points ago

Laughs the first time = run it into the fucking ground every chance they get..

[–]DannyInternets 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, that's kind of the point of the joke.

[–]wtfOP 3 points4 points ago

RIVERSIDE MOTHAFUCKA

[–]Variable303 0 points1 point ago

Awesome movie.

[–]Yepperss 3 points4 points ago

Her son stepped on a crack.

[–]Vassago81 6 points7 points ago

TIL The Washington Snipers work for Google now.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 24 points25 points ago

TIL it's 2002.

[–]seinfeldlover98 2 points3 points ago

'Murder Maps'

Let us take your picture. Or else.

[–]josawalk 2 points3 points ago

giving a new meaning to "street view"

[–]polished 5 points6 points ago

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy Who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin', patrollin' tryina catch me ridin' dirty!

[–]guchilist 12 points13 points ago

Thank you so much for not posting this to r/WTF

[–]gyarurabaa 59 points60 points ago

Really? You're even going to complain about WTF posts not being WTF-y enough in a non-WTF sub? AHHHH HOW DO I GET AWAY FROM YOU PEOPLE?????????!!!!!!!!!!

[–]adubbz 14 points15 points ago

Every SINGLE post on WTF has someone who says that, and gets upvoted to the top. It pisses me off.

[–]gyarurabaa 2 points3 points ago

I know... I hate them.

[–]sdood 3 points4 points ago

Not the ones that belong in WTF

[–]Hermeran 3 points4 points ago

It's like saying 'thank you for not being Hitler'. IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

[–]samtheredditman 4 points5 points ago

Being hitler = posting something in the wrong subreddit.

[–]totoro11 2 points3 points ago

Literally.

[–]oglerintheocean 4 points5 points ago

Dude, WTF?

[–]RFGuy 3 points4 points ago

so old...

[–]circsmonky -1 points0 points ago

shes on the ground cause she was using Apple Maps

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Google Maps (X-post from /r/gifs) 4coms 217pts 1mo funny
Google maps 33coms 1019pts 1mo gifs
Street View... 8coms 140pts 8mos gif
Street View... 3coms 101pts 8mos gifs
Google Street View delivers 0coms -3pts 2dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Aaronmcom 2 points3 points ago

google slaps

[–]laughstock2012 1 point2 points ago

where is i_found_you?

[–]towski 1 point2 points ago

Dat hedge

[–]rbingham12 0 points1 point ago

Ducked, but forgot to cover

[–]SgtCracker308 0 points1 point ago

This is embarrasing

[–]Yigabar 0 points1 point ago

Not a great time to start hearing fireworks.

[–]_Kakuna_ 0 points1 point ago

Go home red shirt, you're drunk

[–]Crunketh -1 points0 points ago

Isnt this apple maps

[–]lukestauntaun 0 points1 point ago

Why does it look like she's walking towards the car in the first part and then falling away from it in the second.

[–]daviddennisJR 1 point2 points ago

clearly just doing the worm

[–]MaynPayn 0 points1 point ago

Where is that?

[–]ferjun 1 point2 points ago

My town, Belo Horizonte - Brazil

[–]surestassassin 0 points1 point ago

Should have rolled.

[–]teamramrod456 0 points1 point ago

There's a ton of these somewhere on the internet. This particular gif has more to it. As the google car keeps driving, the next block up a bunch of gangstas are laughing at this woman.

[–]onuryn 0 points1 point ago

Too bad google blurred it...

[–]Shicklacky 0 points1 point ago

I have only dreamed of seeing something like this in Google Maps

[–]SimonRivero 0 points1 point ago

Detroit, I presume...

[–]guitargreen88 -1 points0 points ago

bahaha

[–]spedo09 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I saw is that the car is further down the street in the 2nd shot with the woman lying on the ground. What's that car up to?

[–]41571 0 points1 point ago

Where is this? I must see.

[–]Hyro0o0 -1 points0 points ago

Here's some footage from that same Google driver.

[–]Mazzygos 1 point2 points ago

lol google has now blurred out the whole woman Link

[–]laquerhead 0 points1 point ago

Location of this?

[–]ConfusedAlways 0 points1 point ago

Don't touch the animals!

[–]2dollarb 0 points1 point ago

I hate when Google Maps shows me snuff, before noon.

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes my cat eats spaghetti, but I'm still not sure why my sister wears a unicorn hat.

[–]shmeed 1 point2 points ago

oh, i get it. she dead

[–]n3x4m 1 point2 points ago

We need an AMA.

[–]krystenr -1 points0 points ago

old news

[–]DawginYourMomma -1 points0 points ago

I too remember last year.

[–]habaddict1 0 points1 point ago

Do you think the google guys actually get out and help people when this happens, or just laugh and keep on going? Because it looks like they keep on going.

[–]Rejectbaby -1 points0 points ago

Dat hedge

[–]khamileone 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Google maps.

[–]beezlebudz 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for 2 hours and she still hasn't gotten up. I'm really worried for her.

[–]JonasPolsky 1 point2 points ago

Google Naps

[–]judge__mental 1 point2 points ago

She is just freaked out that a large A is floating around their streets. She isn't the only one... http://i.imgur.com/RunT3.jpg

[–]UpvotesOrBust -1 points0 points ago

I don't even... ಠ_ಠ

[–]sub1ime -1 points0 points ago

It finds dead bodies left from people using apple maps

[–]staypuff626 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought this was a mugging/murder victim, proceeded to look at the subreddit expecting r/WTF, was slightly relieved and disappointed.

[–]bettorworse 0 points1 point ago

OWWW!

[–]Humblesz 0 points1 point ago

no its more like she got hit by a bat or something

[–]mtnbikeit 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost.. When it last made reddit, Google edited her into a blur when she tripped and fell..

[–]spacecadet9 0 points1 point ago

dont worry, nobody saw that..

[–]LickItAndSpreddit 0 points1 point ago

Holy christ I guess I spend too much time online.

This was big ages ago (January).

Furthermore, the images were promptly blurred out once it was discovered so this GIF must have been made back then.

edit: it's still hilarious

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 0 points1 point ago

She must've been using Apple maps hurr durr durr.

[–]arse_burgers 0 points1 point ago

Just shown this to my girlfriend, she said "Was she dead?!!"

Ha.

[–]sej0058 0 points1 point ago

bum city....she fell down

[–]laminatedbean 0 points1 point ago

She trips and falls. She is actually blurred out now. Before she was blurred out, you could see her get up off the ground as you went down the road.

[–]712 1 point2 points ago

Falls Jeeze, I hope no one saw that.

[–]sleepingmachine 0 points1 point ago

Another way to go....

[–]Browncow8 -1 points0 points ago

Old but funny!

[–]mortal_rombat17 -1 points0 points ago

Oh my God! This should have 10,000 upvotes by now. This is hilarious.

[–]bernanabears 0 points1 point ago

This would be something I'd usually laugh at but for some reason I felt really sad, that person fell flat...hehehehe..

[–]123zack4 0 points1 point ago

Boop

[–]GreatPotato7 1 point2 points ago

On the bright side, with Apple Maps, she'd be on top of a fucking tree.

[–]whiteout7942 0 points1 point ago

I can just see the Google techs laughing their asses off at that.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

humiliation immortalized.

[–]Drmed92 0 points1 point ago

Distortion of the fabric of spacetime ?

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

THATS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

I remember when people found it, everyone was talking about that shit for weeks.

[–]larson92 1 point2 points ago

Google Murder Trademark.

[–]fatcat535 1 point2 points ago

Google does drive by's

[–]pinacolada229 0 points1 point ago

WTF LOL

[–]scoutu 0 points1 point ago

SNIPER!

[–]AngelicWaffle 0 points1 point ago

She got hit by the camera.

[–]munchies1122 0 points1 point ago

Is the gif getting faster?

[–]greybyte 0 points1 point ago

That's called Street View, not Google Maps.

[–]Matika7 0 points1 point ago

Google maps, not even once.