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[–]random_internetguy 356 points357 points ago

If hamsters drive Kia Souls, then squirrels drive mini vans?

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 135 points136 points ago

Yes

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 125 points126 points ago

Your name worries me.

[–]CuntyPenisMcFuck 89 points90 points ago

I think it displays a fine environmentally friendly sentiment.

[–]jaxter19 86 points87 points ago

, says CuntyPenisMcFuck.

[–]CuntyPenisMcFuck 52 points53 points ago

I am neutral on the subject.

[–]Lovenomad 30 points31 points ago

Damn that is a big squirrel.

[–]wordprodigy 16 points17 points ago

you can also say that's a small car

[–]ligament 10 points11 points ago

Toxic shock syndrome, anyone?

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 16 points17 points ago

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

[–]DeathHamsterDude 4 points5 points ago

say hello* to my** reusable friend***

*Don't say hello, it's an inanimate object, or do, I'm not a cop.

** Not mine

*** Not my friend

[–]the_aptly_named 16 points17 points ago

You can get with this, or you can get with this.

[–]AnimeKid 19 points20 points ago

Just in case people need context for the hamsters drive Kia Souls

I'm gonna go on a limb and guess most people still watch television. I hardly watch television myself so I wasn't aware there were more of those advertisements til I tried to find the first link O.o

EDIT 2012/10/25 @ 22:53 PDT: Typo & some grammar. Gross violation was typing "are" instead of "aware"

[–]IHaveAStory 28 points29 points ago

I hardly touch it so wasn't are there were more until I tried to find the first link.

What?
That sentence makes sense until I try to understand it.

[–]OGrilla 18 points19 points ago

I hardly touch it so wasn't aware there were more until I tried to find the first link.

There you go, buddy.

[–]IHaveAStory 2 points3 points ago

Haha Thanks man! I actually figured it out, was just being a grammar snob because it gives me sweet karma.

[–]OneNationUnderDog 14 points15 points ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–]officeemployee 8 points9 points ago

What would you rather fight, 1 car sized squirrel or 100 squirrel sized cars?

[–]ambivalist 255 points256 points ago

The rare 1 in 350,000 giant squirrel.

[–]Beeslo 78 points79 points ago

Not true. We have tons of them (literally) on our campus and if you see one on the way to your final, you get good grades...unless they eat you, that's bad luck.

[–]midsprat123 6 points7 points ago

or University of Houston. i think in general any college squirrel is gonna get fat off the tens of thousands of ppl there

[–]absolute_panic 9 points10 points ago

IT'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!

[–]Detry 22 points23 points ago

That episode of South Park aired in 1997. That's right, that joke is 15 motherfucking years old.

[–]comicsansibar 19 points20 points ago

Tell me another story, grandpa.

[–]Detry 7 points8 points ago

Get off my virtual lawn.

[–]argen27 5 points6 points ago

That's not white

[–]Extra21stChromosome 81 points82 points ago

Photograph needs more albino.

[–]elbruce 72 points73 points ago

Albino animals are so totally yesterday.

[–]Human-Genocide 43 points44 points ago

In reddit time, that's like three, four months.

[–]With_My_Hand 14 points15 points ago

remember that black lion from a few weeks ago?

[–]Bom_Tombadil 18 points19 points ago

Scar?

[–]the_hardest_part 7 points8 points ago

No

[–]Shellface 4 points5 points ago

What?

[–]Broodje 12 points13 points ago

I can pay in karma.

[–]nman649 8 points9 points ago

Nobody ever pays me in karma :(

[–]Punkwolf 6 points7 points ago

Holy crap that giant ghost squirrel is trying to steal a van!

[–]pocketboy 108 points109 points ago

Not gonna lie, I pretty much upvote any squirrel picture I see.

[–]hobnobbinbobthegob 20 points21 points ago

I, for one, appreciate your honesty.

[–]Bom_Tombadil 16 points17 points ago

I just spent about 5 minutes straight saying your username over and over to myself... and then laughing to myself... which is made weirder because I am in class. damn.

[–]NextName 2 points3 points ago

I can't even get through "hobnobbin" without laughing.

[–]mashingthekeys 9 points10 points ago

Perspective

... is off, because the squirrel is in front of the tree branches, which are in front of the car.

[–]jpegosaurus 26 points27 points ago

I honestly cannot for the life of me see the illusion. It looks completely normal to me.

[–]jarcraig 5 points6 points ago

Me neither =[

[–]no_reddit_for_you 5 points6 points ago

Yeah...I had to come to the comments to see what the deal was. The squirrel is sitting on the roof...it's plain as day to me

[–]Redjacket 4 points5 points ago

There's even a tree branch between the squirrel and the car, this was horrible and I don't understand why it's so popular.

[–]whyrat 68 points69 points ago

I, for one, welcome our new squirrel overlords.

[–]bentheo 13 points14 points ago

I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their treetop sugar caves.

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

Damn straight you do

[–]iankstarr 23 points24 points ago

Wow, talk about mini van.

[–]zieren2 13 points14 points ago

groanvote

[–]need_my_amphetamines 16 points17 points ago

Did you put that bread on the outside of your window sill for it?

You know it's just gonna come back begging for more, right? Don't help it become dependant of you for its bread addiction...

[–]C_Banks[S] 31 points32 points ago

I'm an enabler :(

[–]eamantite 12 points13 points ago

ENABLE THE D'AWW

[–]LongWayToTheTop 6 points7 points ago

I had a squirrel come up to my window and just peek in all the time. I started to feed him little bits of food, but he never got dependent or hung around any longer. Within a week he learned the name I gave him and would come running whenever I yelled it out the window.

[–]runnergunner 5 points6 points ago

Heh, it almost looks like that giant squirrel is a tiny squirrel on your window sill, thats pretty freaky

[–]gman1028 10 points11 points ago

Holy Shit that's a tiny car!

[–]mightbeunrelated 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit. That's Albany. More than likely taken from the corner of Brubacher Hall. I live right across the fucking street in that picture. It's kind of creepy.

[–]Truddy_Hedgeborn 5 points6 points ago

A hundread squirrel sized horse or a horse sized squirrel?

[–]DarthContinent 7 points8 points ago

This is what happens when you FUCK a SQUIRREL in the ASS, Larry.

[–]Robeleader 4 points5 points ago

[–]JackTrueborn 2 points3 points ago

/r/PornPorn

EDIT: Holy shit it's a real thing.

[–]realkalm 4 points5 points ago

As in: "You're worried about something someone said on Facebook when there are GIANT SQUIRRELS on the loose?! Get some perspective!"

[–]TheFxr 4 points5 points ago

There's one thing we know for sure about this perspective...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

it was forced

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[–]buffoonery4U 1 point2 points ago

My...what big nuts you have!

[–]gh0stmach1ne 3 points4 points ago

Man, what are the odds of a giant squirrel?

[–]slycurgus 1 point2 points ago

Gotta be around 1:300000, at least.

[–]GlynnNimron 3 points4 points ago

'Now where did I leave those damn keys?'

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 3 points4 points ago

I wish I could find a squirrel like that, as the smaller ones always die after banging them for 5-10 minutes.

[–]The_Wise_Guy 1 point2 points ago

I call B.S. Squirrels only drive trucks.

[–]tinnman 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't aware hot wheels were still cool

[–]adogwhoiskool 2 points3 points ago

It looks like that squirrel that's getting into his car is on your windowsill!

[–]xLostx77 0 points1 point ago

That is a huge squirrel.

[–]wrecklessintent 1 point2 points ago

Silly squirrel you're much to big for that car.

[–]Gogo_McSprinkles 0 points1 point ago

I just found my new pet squirrel! Now the squirrels can chase my husband out of the yard!

[–]Burrrr 1 point2 points ago

Careful bro, it looks like that squirrel is gonna steal your car

[–]nuggynugs 1 point2 points ago

Big squirrel or tiny car? Either way I'm scared.

[–]ninjaface 1 point2 points ago

Vans hold tons of nuts. Makes sense.

[–]ThatVanGuy -1 points0 points ago

Squirrel pics seem to be karma gold today...

[–]asshat_backwards -1 points0 points ago

What? Just going for a drive.

[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

[–]Beetso -1 points0 points ago

Goddamn that's a tiny car on your roof.

[–]ogden24 -1 points0 points ago

No one has shopped an albino squirrel in yet?

[–]salomon102 -1 points0 points ago

looked to fast, squirrel looked giant

[–]suddenly_mozzarella -1 points0 points ago

Nice marmot.

[–]Ef7you12 -1 points0 points ago

That is a damn small car.

[–]anniebonannie -1 points0 points ago

Squirrel Car!

[–]Xysten -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if toy car or mutant giant squirrel.

[–]OnDaHouse -1 points0 points ago

What are the odds?

[–]Dialogical -1 points0 points ago

You have tree which grows cars?

[–]Zippyvinman -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else think it was a woman kneeling down next to a body?

[–]theyellowdragon -1 points0 points ago

I would not want to fight a mini horse size squirrel

[–]Stare_Decisis -1 points0 points ago

You know the neighborhood has gone to hell when giant squirrels start lifting cars in broad daylight.

[–]illtek -1 points0 points ago

Lock the fucking door! Hide the nuts!

[–]purple_pudding 0 points1 point ago

sweet riiiiiide love the squirrel 2

[–]pentobean1 1 point2 points ago

im loving the bread slices casually laid out on your windowsill

[–]rasta_lion 1 point2 points ago

Car-sized squirrel or squirrel-sized car?

[–]Macblair 1 point2 points ago

Deleted, someone beat me to the comment. Ctrl-F even failed me.

[–]Psy-clops 0 points1 point ago

Run

[–]Koh513 0 points1 point ago

PROTECT THE NUTS!

[–]Amphoric 1 point2 points ago

Get in the minivan! There's no time to explain!

[–]Iamabassi 0 points1 point ago

Is this Cincinnati? Looks like Cincinnati.

[–]DerHelm 0 points1 point ago

I say it's time to invest in a saddle and cowboy up.

[–]funkyb001 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see pictures like this I'm always reminded of Father Ted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vbd3E6tK2U

[–]NathaNRiveraMelo -1 points0 points ago

It's really the ledge having the same texture and values as the street that makes this illusion so convincing.

[–]lovesickremix 0 points1 point ago

scared the living crap out of me

[–]runamokk -1 points0 points ago

Is this in London?

[–]theuselessavenger 1 point2 points ago

Squirrels always look as though they have been caught in the act.

The act of what, I do not know.

They are shady.

[–]Dara17 1 point2 points ago

If you have 7 minutes, Vincent Price has a story to tell you

[–]pom_face 0 points1 point ago

Im not going to lie, I don't get the joke. Why is this in funny?

[–]mandrsn1 0 points1 point ago

What is this? A school for ants?

[–]OmniaII -1 points0 points ago

Took 4 tries, but you are finally on the front page...

[–]c6h12o6free 0 points1 point ago

Giant squirrel sees you! Run!

[–]tellmetheworld 0 points1 point ago

also focus.

[–]bet0x 0 points1 point ago

So it was a horse-sized squirrel all along..

[–]BUBBA_BOY 0 points1 point ago

Insta-save.

What would a giant squirrel sound like?

[–]CajunTurkey 0 points1 point ago

Is that Slenderman in the background?

[–]superjew1492 0 points1 point ago

Next AMA: Would you rather fight one van sized squirrel or 100 squirrel sized vans?

[–]krystenr 0 points1 point ago

is this in portland?

[–]I_am_a_white_guy_AMA 0 points1 point ago

That's one small car!

[–]Nicombobula 0 points1 point ago

"you kids better get in this car right now! or im gonna go nuts!"

[–]UncleZen 0 points1 point ago

Upstairs windows with no screens are dangerous. You could get eaten by squirrels.

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 0 points1 point ago

That's actually a matchbox car.

[–]barelypixelated 0 points1 point ago

Look, a larger than usual matchbox car on a window sil!

[–]throwawayjacob 0 points1 point ago

It's so... startling.

[–]4ndrew 0 points1 point ago

heh, I get it, its a tiny car!

[–]DerginSlayer 0 points1 point ago

DONT FEED THE SQUIRREL FOR KARMA!

[–]NotSoCleverBoy 0 points1 point ago

Where did you get such a tiny car?

[–]Vinator 0 points1 point ago

Why is your window frame that dirty?

[–]ogamii 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a giant squirrel, but it's not.

[–]DUNKADOOBALL 0 points1 point ago

It's going to be okay big squigga.

[–]emmettiow 0 points1 point ago

It's not a hippo it's a wallaby. Snakes can easily eat wallabys.

[–]c1namber 1 point2 points ago

I'd still choose 100 duck sized horses over a van sized squirrel

[–]neven96 0 points1 point ago

Get that van down from your window

[–]glubes 1 point2 points ago

is this washington ave in Albany?

[–]beezlebudz 0 points1 point ago

I did some quick calculations by triangulating different objects in the picture relating to the squirrel and the van. The houses in the background, for example, are roughly 4 miles away, and stand approximately 3,482 feet high, while the tree in the foreground, is only 2 inches from the camera, and stands around 3-3.5 inches high. Perspective.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

I think seeing a giant squirrel would give me perspective on my life too. Clearly my view of the world was... lacking.

[–]Mehworth 0 points1 point ago

I had to stare at this photo for a good minute to convince myself that this wasn't the same house I lived in my junior year at JMU. The street corner and tree out front look reeeeally similar.

[–]uvasif28 0 points1 point ago

Why is hasn't someone Photoshop him as an albino yet?

[–]cochice 0 points1 point ago

That's nuts.

[–]MindlessJamiroca 0 points1 point ago

You're squirrels not cool man. Needs to be albino to cool now.

[–]HappyFatMen 0 points1 point ago

That van is HUGE

[–]czink2010 0 points1 point ago

Lol come on guys, it's a squirrel sized van

[–]eperman 0 points1 point ago

A banana would help me make sense of this.

[–]TheWrongPerspective 0 points1 point ago

It's times like this I wish my account was a novelty account...

[–]Infinite01 0 points1 point ago

Is this in Toronto?

[–]mhohl 0 points1 point ago

Another reason NOT to live in Australia?

[–]ExitMusic_ 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A GIANT SQU......ooh you tricky bastard!

[–]algorithmae 0 points1 point ago

It would be perfect if not for the branch. 8/10, have an upvote.

[–]cheezin 0 points1 point ago

woh dude there is a giant squirrel next to your car, you should work on that.

[–]StreetKidNamedDesire 0 points1 point ago

Saving a little more than some acorns it seems

[–]lissonte 0 points1 point ago

What's the chance that a white squirrel gets this big.

[–]Max_Beezly 0 points1 point ago

Are those bread crumbs I see?

[–]Cdf12345 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Kia hamsters.

[–]GurraGreat 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, it's a little forced.

[–]summerof2010 0 points1 point ago

I didn't really see the illusion. I know what it's supposed to be, but I didn't see it. If I unfocused my eyes, then kinda, but... yeah, no.

[–]Dresden_skyline 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he's just about to get in his car and drive away.

[–]MayorDuncan 0 points1 point ago

beautiful neighborhood

[–]Epicus2011 1 point2 points ago

Prepare to see this on facebook in the next minute with a title like "OMG11! HUGE SQUIRREL FOUND IN CANADA! CLICK HERE AND SHARE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO SEE IT!!"

[–]megamanxero 0 points1 point ago

That is one tiny car.

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

He's got that look that says first I am gonna steal this piece of shit and then come back later and steal your GF.

Bad squirrel is bad

[–]Algrokoz 0 points1 point ago

That-looks-shopped.com

[–]cmatute 0 points1 point ago

Shit, that scared me.

[–]Killer_The_Cat 0 points1 point ago

So what? It's a giant Squirrel.

[–]Ashcrexl 1 point2 points ago

Todd's new van

[–]kevkevmacattack 0 points1 point ago

Didn't realize the squirrel was on the roof for more than 10 minutes

[–]hooger0000 0 points1 point ago

Here's my perspective...run bitch! Your next!

[–]kittykat321 0 points1 point ago

So, it is a giant squirrel.

[–]Cerenkov 0 points1 point ago

Man that's a small car.

[–]TimmyTesticles 0 points1 point ago

This is what I don't understand about reddit.. Why does this obviously interesting picture have almost nine THOUSAND downvotes?

[–]INGWR 0 points1 point ago

/r/photoshopbattles would like a word with you.

[–]6Foot12 0 points1 point ago

Thats a HUGE SQUIRREL.

[–]pdvt 0 points1 point ago

That's a really tiny minivan

[–]saammii9000 0 points1 point ago

MIND BLOWN

[–]tblackwood 0 points1 point ago

aaaannnddd Reddit's squirrel obsession: continues.

[–]re_dditt_er 0 points1 point ago

I for one welcome bracing ourselves for the not sure if giant squirrel overlord or regular squirrel comments.

[–]ohmyyyyy[!] 1 point2 points ago

thats nuts!

[–]yolo_lol_wut 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure he's just embarrassed to be seen near his mom's car. High school is hard for squirrels, too.

[–]dandaman352 1 point2 points ago

So would you rather fight 1 car sized squirrel or 100 squirrel sized cars?

[–]i_beleaf 0 points1 point ago

C_Banks has -58 Comment Karma. just saying probably a repost

[–]tharford 0 points1 point ago

This weekend as an art assignment we have to draw using the ability to show perspective. I am totally using this as a platform to build off of. Thank you Reddit.

[–]tawnyajoy 0 points1 point ago

Squirrels suck at parking!

[–]TYPES_IN_MOStly_caps 0 points1 point ago

OH WOW LOL THAT SQUIRREL LOOKS huge!

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 1 point2 points ago

Bless you for not putting this in /r/wtf

[–]aainvictus91 0 points1 point ago

My initial thought was of the first boss from donkey kong country.

[–]ObamaCookies 0 points1 point ago

That's a tiny van.

[–]Dashieee 0 points1 point ago

What are the odds.

[–]DanJBarn 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's like a 299,999 in 300,000 shot.

[–]Draken693 0 points1 point ago

My other ride is a squirrel.

[–]x604FirstBloodx 0 points1 point ago

Squirrels have Taken over the Internet /r/squirrels.

[–]ohmahn 0 points1 point ago

here is mine. Took this recently from a hotel window. Spider

[–]Hiphopot4mus 0 points1 point ago

You know, it's a 1:300,000 chance that a squirrel is mammoth!

[–]danielgrak 0 points1 point ago

I can't unsee the shingled ledge he is standing on, or the branches he is obscuring. Also the little pieces of bread on the ledge that were used to lure him in.