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[–]kunoburesu 70 points71 points ago

For those having trouble reading it:

Dean "Deano" Stefanek spent 30 minutes battling an enraged 6m great white shark - and lived. The South Australian tuna diver has told how he volunteered to jump into a tuna pen to try to kill the injured shark.

"Somebody had to do it, no one else was too keen, so I went in," Mr Stefanek, 38, said. The struggle took place recently at a tuna farm off the coast of Mexico and the tale of the Aussie who "wrestled" the fearsome fish has spread.

Mr Stefanek, who returned to Port Lincoln this month after a six-month contract working on Mexican tuna farms, played down his feat. "It was one of those things that just happened," he said. "The shark had got in by biting its way through the bottom of the net after detecting a couple of dead fish.

"There was just no way we could get it out, so the decision to kill it was made and some blokes shot it - but no way it would die. "It started to get messy and I jumped into the water and swam outside the net so I could shoot it with a power head (spear-fitted with a shotgun cartridge)." The white pointer became enraged and began thrashing around the 45m tuna net.

"Someone had to go in," Mr Stefanek said. "I was the most experienced diver there and no one else was too keen, so I went inside the net. "The shark saw me and went berserk. I tried to kill it quickly and fired at its head, which only stunned it. "I fired eight more times and it kept coming back and thrashing. I think it was then that I started to get a bit scared. "Another diver could see I was in trouble and came inside the net - we figured we were not going to kill it and I thought we'll have to drag it out."

Mr Stefanek surfaced and called for a rope and pulley and dived again to tie a rope around the shark's tail. While the fish was distracted with another diver, Mr Stefanek looped and knotted its tail and signalled to start winching. "It was after I looked at it on the boat I realised it was huge," he said. "No one there had ever seen a shark so big and there were a few stunned and amazed looks. "The great pity was it had to be killed - particularly as it was wounded. "I know they (great whites) are becoming extinct. But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly."

[–]raheelp 4 points5 points ago

ggg

[–]Billos_UK 4 points5 points ago

Thanks

[–]Droidsoldier 5 points6 points ago

6m in imperial is ~19 ft right? That's a big ass shark.

[–]kunoburesu 6 points7 points ago

According to Wikipedia, the average length is 4-5.2m (13-17.1ft) long, so yeah 6m is pretty big.

[–]brokendrpepper 478 points479 points ago

Meanwhile in Mexico...

[–]Cozza_Frenzy 195 points196 points ago

glad someone read the article

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 29 points30 points ago

Honestly, I could barely read it. But yeah, tuna barns in Mexico.

[–]thehooptie 0 points1 point ago

after pressing my nose against the screen

[–]probablynotaperv 90 points91 points ago

Yeah it was in Mexico, but it was an Australian showing how they fish.

[–]SweetNeo85 19 points20 points ago

I've been on a rollercoaster of outrage!

[–]alienbringer 23 points24 points ago

This is a repost, but at least the title in this can be taken as "How Australian's fish", and not just "Fishing in Australia". While previous posts had titles that specifically was "Meanwhile in Australia". So i give this person at least SOME slack that their title can be taken as how Australian's fish, even if it is not in Australia.

[–]3rd_degree_burn 2 points3 points ago

Australians*

[–]ugotamesij 10 points11 points ago

How Australian is fish

[–]summitlife 4 points5 points ago

Livin' La Vida Loca

[–]viceflow 13 points14 points ago

Wait a fucking second everybody !!!!!!!!!!

I live in Mexico..................

That means Mexico is now Australia ?

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 8 points9 points ago

As long as Americans can call you from "down under."

[–]fistman 10 points11 points ago

As an Australian, "down under" refers to a part of a woman's anatomy

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 9 points10 points ago

As a Scrubs viewer, I call your bluff.

Beer does flow, and men chunder.

[–]batfiend 3 points4 points ago

Map of Tasmania.

[–]viceflow 2 points3 points ago

As a Mexican, refers to a vagina.

[–]batfiend 11 points12 points ago

G'day. Make me a fucking taco, cunt.

[–]BadgerGoneWild 0 points1 point ago

God damn dude. This made my day

[–]Meathe 4 points5 points ago

If the person calling you a Mexican is from Sydney, chances are you're from Victoria...

[–]longblack69 13 points14 points ago

If the person is from Sydney, chances are he's a dickhead.

[–]RandomPratt 13 points14 points ago

I'm from Sydney and I can confirm that I am, indeed, a dickhead.

[–]Patsby 0 points1 point ago

pretty much

[–]soupdawg 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]tomdarch 1 point2 points ago

Is there a wide variety of local flora and fauna trying to kill you constantly? If so, you might just be in Australia.

[–]batfiend 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Thank you. He's Aussie, and it's an Aussie paper, but this was in Mexico.

[–]yxing 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia...

[–]mehatch 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. Am i the only (other) person here who gives a damn about the rules???!!

[–]spopoff54 135 points136 points ago

This leads me to believe that the most dangerous creatures in Australia are actually the people.

[–]BombsHockeynStuff 12 points13 points ago

If Australia hates people so much it shouldn't have brought a shark to a knife fight

[–]Jezzebelpop 50 points51 points ago

*Most dangerous creatures in the world IMO.

The poor shark shouldn't have even been in that situation. Horrible way to die. :(

[–]iDontShift 17 points18 points ago

agree i was actually sad at the end for the shark. so was the diver. sounded like a good man, but damn i think we should be nicer to nature.

[–]mattp029 4 points5 points ago

As an Australian I can confirm this

[–]daaargh 0 points1 point ago

On the whole we accept that when we enter the water we are entering their territory. This doesn't make shark attacks any better but we don't hate them for doing only what is natural.

Having said that our state government introduced its plan to track and destroy sharks that pose a risk.

[–]Tasadar 1 point2 points ago

Eh. If you take into account the shark's feelings then you have to bear in mind that it's ripping other fish/dolphins/marine animals to death every day. That shark is a murderer!

[–]iDontShift 2 points3 points ago

most people eat meat. if you don't, kudos. but sharks truly don't know any better, they have no options, they are innocent creatures of God. i love them, as i see how they make a functioning system.

i get no pleasure in taking any life, but i gotta eat. we can be as humane as we choose to be, the shark is just being a shark, it has no choice.

[–]HailfireXV 0 points1 point ago

This leads me to believe it was actually in Mexico.

[–]Tinydavies[!] 1 point2 points ago

As an Australian who is constantly threatened by things trying to kill us, i agree

[–]thepowerisyours 0 points1 point ago

What gave you that idea...

[–]accidentalzero 43 points44 points ago

Dean "Deano" Stefanek. The Australians really are the kings of the underwhelming nickname.

[–]oncewerelawyers 50 points51 points ago

How to make an Aussie nickname:

Step 1 - Shorten the name as much as possible.

Step 2 - Add a Y , an S or an O on the end. If there is an "ar" in you name, the last half of your name is replaced by zza (e.g Garry=Gazza, Sharon = Shazza.)

Step 3 - Corollary - If there is already someone in your mate group with that nickname, it is your lastname that gets shortened, although never with zza or S. (Jones= Jonesey, Fletcher = Fletcho, Smith = Smitty, Miller = Millsy)

[–]shadowx775 8 points9 points ago

This is true. My name is Jonathan and my Aussie buddies call me Jono.

[–]SanFransicko 0 points1 point ago

Yep, and my wife Shannon was recently dubbed "Shazzy".

[–]NaturalInstinct 5 points6 points ago

"Shazzy"? Should be "Shazza"

[–]RandomPratt 3 points4 points ago

Shazza is the informal variant.

Shazzy is what she puts on her drivers license and job applications.

[–]ugotamesij 5 points6 points ago

My parents lived in Australia for a while, and once I was visiting and we went to their neighbours' for drinks. These neighbours were the Laide family (sp.)

We get onto the subject of nicknames. The Dad explains how the standard Aussie nickname is to apply "-ey" to the surname to turn it into a nickname; for example, legendary spin bowler Shane Warne was often referred to as "Warney".

The Dad then continues: "Hell, when I was at school I was called 'Laidey' by everyone".

Parents: nod politely

Me: ಠ_ಠ

[–]crossy_jnr 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, my last name is cross. Hence i'm only ever called crossy. I think I've forgotten my first name to be honest...

[–]ebak 0 points1 point ago

No chance you're the son of ambo driver, is there ?

[–]riotstarta 0 points1 point ago

dude at our schools last name was pankau......we just called him pankau...

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 3 points4 points ago

I remember some comedian (I think Arj Barker?) saying that Aussies are really good at using nicknames to actually lengthen a name.

Here's a video of him talking about our crazy slang. Unrelated but still funny.

[–]BringerOfPaine 0 points1 point ago

So Daniel becomes Danny?

Thats quite boring. Dano, or Darno would be cooler or Dazza.

[–]fistman 5 points6 points ago

Dazza is for Darren or Darell. No one in Australia names their kid Daniel if they expect them to survive puberty, it would be Dan. Dan would be Dan the man, Danny boy, or just Dan.

[–]K-guy 2 points3 points ago

I can confirm, my friend named Daniel is always called Danny.

[–]IbanezAndBeer 0 points1 point ago

Dano or Dazza would also be acceptable. Source: i'm australian.

[–]Meathe 1 point2 points ago

Dazza is for the Darrens. Danno, I've heard for Daniel/Danny before.

[–]giftcardninja 1 point2 points ago

Or Cunt, you can pretty much call anyone cunt and it works. 'Oi Cunt' is quite a common friendly greeting or a 'I'm about to hit you over the head with a bottle' greeting.

[–]BouquetofDicks 0 points1 point ago

That's how we do it in ice hockey too.

[–]poopooonyou 0 points1 point ago

Have a surname starting with "Mc"? You're Macca!

[–]greym84 0 points1 point ago

Well, "Marco" ain't all that bad...we'll avoid Marky...

[–]pwndevil 0 points1 point ago

how and why do you know this?

[–]Seethus 14 points15 points ago

good one Deano you mad cunt

[–]tattedspyder 107 points108 points ago

That boat should not be physically capable of floating with his balls aboard.

[–]Handyland 20 points21 points ago

"I fired eight more times and it kept coming back and thrashing. I think it was then that I started to get a bit scared."

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NyranK 8 points9 points ago

Scared he might have to push back his beer at the pub by a few minutes while he strangled the shark to death. That's all.

[–]anothergaijin 0 points1 point ago

More like he was worried at his mates taking the piss out of him for taking more than a few minutes to finish off a 20 foot long white pointer.

"Look lads, here comes Deano - the wuss who took a whole 10 minutes to kill a shark with his bare hands"

[–]BenCelotil 0 points1 point ago

Adrenaline is AWESOME!

[–]BillBraskysTesticles 0 points1 point ago

I know what you mean.

[–]pingspike 37 points38 points ago

Naah warries mate, heez only a lil nippah!

[–]gbloem 48 points49 points ago

LEROOYYYYYYYYY JEEENNNNNKIIIINNNNSSSSSSSS

[–]ogdrion 13 points14 points ago

saxton haaaaaaale

[–]bad_situation -1 points0 points ago

YES!

[–]pwnies 2 points3 points ago

[–]DeonKanspellz 11 points12 points ago

That guy is related to the insanity wolf in some way.

[–]imbritishnotgay 19 points20 points ago

sick cunt

[–]kuole 4 points5 points ago

First I read it as "Australian fisting"...

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 2 points3 points ago

How do you think he took it out?

[–]riotstarta 0 points1 point ago

Ah god my chest, i just imagined the dude trying to push out a 6 metre shark from his rectum.

[–]gattofila 4 points5 points ago

Using a gun is cheating. Should be hand to fin combat.

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 17 points18 points ago

It quickly became less and less epic as you read into it

[–]Charlie-Green-Rug 21 points22 points ago

Only to the armchair reader. Imagine getting in the water with an enraged twenty foot long monster, armed only with a speargun. Now, he knew what he was doing and it was a calculated risk, but holy shit. That takes balls of steel.

[–]johnratchet3 5 points6 points ago

Sitting in front of a small screen reading text, everyone forgets the scale of a shark. I don't think people realise that this shark is 3-4 times their height. It's longer than most cars, and some weigh over 2 tons.

THEY ARE BLOODY ENORMOUS, FAST, PREDATORS. The internet these days makes it difficult to realise just how significantly.

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 0 points1 point ago

Church nigga

[–]strallweat 0 points1 point ago

Before I die I want to go deep sea diving with Great White sharks. (In a cage of course.)

[–]coove 6 points7 points ago

His aura of manliness makes all the ladies in the area pregnant.

[–]YesImMexican 5 points6 points ago

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies of the first two rows pregnant.

[–]Millendra 4 points5 points ago

I'm the Hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless...

[–]SetPhasersToCum 4 points5 points ago

Lyrics, sorry.

[–]mitchhedberg45 4 points5 points ago

Kiwis, not Aussies

[–]FrogDie 4 points5 points ago

[–]zinthosian 3 points4 points ago

In Soviet Russia, man attacks shark.

[–]nancyfuqindrew 5 points6 points ago

That's a very sad story.

[–]SonVolt 15 points16 points ago

Is anyone else upset that the great white had to die just because it followed it's instincts and tried eat some dead tuna?

[–]antwilliams89 14 points15 points ago

Its not the dead fish that matter. It's the living ones. If you were a farmer and had a herd of cattle in an enclosed area, and a known predator got into that area, for whatever reason, and threatened the livelihood of your entire herd, you would be obligated to kill it. It's the same thing here.

A tuna farm is just a big netted area in the ocean, with all of the tuna inside. Those are tuna that the fishermen need to keep safe and sell in order to earn a living. Unfortunately, just because the shark initially went into the net to get the dead fish, doesn't mean it would have stopped there.

[–]sharkduck11 3 points4 points ago

In the case where the predator is a threatened species then it's a different story.

[–]antwilliams89 1 point2 points ago

Great whites are only classified as 'Vulnerable'. No accurate population numbers for Great Whites are available, but because they appear uncommon when compared to other widely-distributed species of shark, they get the 'Vulnerable' stamp.

And honestly, no. It's not a different story, sad as that may seem.

[–]Fenix_VI 0 points1 point ago

Not necessarily, wolves used to be endangered and if a farmer was to catch one in his heard he had a right to kill it. Same principle except in the ocean.

[–]longblack69 4 points5 points ago

No. Haven't you ever seen Lion King? I imagine that in the circle of life Deano "the fucking maniac" Stefanek is eating wilderbeast and shitting.

[–]cornchips88 6 points7 points ago

Yep. It sucks.

[–]Numb3r_6 5 points6 points ago

Boss fight!

[–]HeLiX_C 4 points5 points ago

How to speak Australian:

Tuna -- Australian for Great White Shark

[–]Renter101 3 points4 points ago

How to speak American; Tuna = Toona

[–]thebattlingsiki 0 points1 point ago

It's naht a toona!

[–]lisan_al_gaib 0 points1 point ago

Instant pantie dropper.

[–]lockon345 3 points4 points ago

How does one "distract" a great white shark when it's in a net? There is either uneaten or eaten there is no "distract".

[–]M0b1us0ne 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't read the rest of the article without being distracted by the sound of this guy's enormous balls scraping against the seafloor.

[–]Regis_the_puss 2 points3 points ago

Bloody hell, the size restriction is EIGHT METRES! So sick of people taking undersized fish!

[–]harox 2 points3 points ago

Thats just a shame, sharks are endangered and people still go around killing them for no reason...

[–]ansate 0 points1 point ago

[–]Clifford996 0 points1 point ago

he makes Liam Neeson look like a scared little boy

[–]informationmissing 1 point2 points ago

Austrailians speak out: "We're not gonna need a bigger boat"

[–]BlueBird518 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person that gets sad when a shark is killed? They are going extinct. OMG someone was killed by a shark while swimming! Then don't go in the fucking ocean. They were there first.

[–]GuythrustDeepwood 5 points6 points ago

I agree it is sad though in this case they didn't really have an option. Also technically speaking all humans came from the ocean too. Just saying

[–]JustZisGuy 13 points14 points ago

... you're clearly not the only person, since the guy in the goddamn article said he was sad. Try getting informed before getting offended.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 12 points13 points ago

Can't let Deano go extinct just yet.

[–]PinneappleSoup 2 points3 points ago

After hauling his prize back to the village, he is legally able to choose ANY wench he desires to pleasure his loins.

[–]RandomPratt 2 points3 points ago

after his ordeal, I'm guessing it'll be the one with the smallest number of teeth.

[–]Btotherest 0 points1 point ago

"The South Australian Tuna diver has told how he volunteered to jump into the Tuna pen to try to kill the injured shark. "Someone had to do it, no one else was to keen, so I went in"

[–]timeywhimey 1 point2 points ago

That looks exactly like the shark from Finding Nemo.

[–]mewarmo990 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't that shark Australian too? "HEEEEEEERE'S BRUCEY!"

[–]Jmac0585 1 point2 points ago

If I'm on that boat, and that great dead fish is there with it's mouth agape like that... I still wouldn't put my hand in. Wile E. Coyote effect I guess.

[–]flyingsnorlax 0 points1 point ago

nah, his name is Saxton Hale, not Dean.

[–]j2g7d 1 point2 points ago

link?

[–]BossLackey 0 points1 point ago

That is one giant shark.

[–]Tbridge 0 points1 point ago

More like russia

[–]PilotInspektor 0 points1 point ago

that thing is a beast!

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 1 point2 points ago

The shark's pretty nasty looking, too.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 0 points1 point ago

must be a Mann Co. executive

[–]Mzmonyne 0 points1 point ago

Saxton Hale travelled the world as a boy.

[–]gravion17 0 points1 point ago

Thunder Dome.

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 1 point2 points ago

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

[–]gnarfactor 0 points1 point ago

how did no one film this?! You see you buddy about to jump in to wrestle a great white and you think, "Eh... I only have a little battery left."

[–]well_golly 1 point2 points ago

"... which he wrestled and killed."

First question: Where did they find a shark-sized singlet?

Second question: Greco-Roman style, or "pro-wrestling" style?

[–]Chinnpoo 1 point2 points ago

i pictured a shark in a singlet. it was awesome.

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[–]JoshuaRWillis 0 points1 point ago

Australians: The Texans of the southern hemisphere.

[–]fistman 0 points1 point ago

No one shot a president in Australia. They wouldn't dare.

[–]2bananasforbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make this into a video game.

[–]Pyr0manc3r 0 points1 point ago

Aussies dont play.

[–]nickthenutter -1 points0 points ago

Fuckin Straya Cunts.

[–]sheerluck_holmes 1 point2 points ago

"Another diver could see i was in trouble and came in the net"

how did he think that would help?

[–]Samsy 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory 'Australian here' comment (even though its not in Australia: what a cute little shark!

[–]MarleyandtheWhalers 0 points1 point ago

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 0 points1 point ago

TS;DR Too Small;Didnt read.

[–]Fenral 0 points1 point ago

When did Australia invade Mexico?

[–]gmv124 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin Aussie's man

[–]vanface -1 points0 points ago

He sure is

[–]Megatron_McLargeHuge 0 points1 point ago

"That's not a shark, this is a shark."

[–]panzerkampfwagen 0 points1 point ago

That's not a shark, that's a shark.

[–]nounderscore 0 points1 point ago

Can't believe in this day and age, nobody recorded this happen.

[–]biotek 0 points1 point ago

How we roll in the OZ

[–]lalablahblah 1 point2 points ago

Hypothetically speaking, how hard would it be for a fit SCUBA diver to take on an unprovoked great white shark and win? Of course, he's armed with a diving knife.

[–]user_doesnt_exist 0 points1 point ago

I don't think a diving knife would have enough length to penetrate a great white shark far enough to do enough damage to cause a fatality. You'd have to cut the shark so much it bled out. So it would be sort of like trying to fight a fully armed ninja on a rooftop using a piece of paper as a weapon. I reckon I'd win 90% of the time.

[–]mikejosh619 0 points1 point ago

Should of seen the one i caught this morning >.<

[–]Roont 0 points1 point ago

Never thought I'd ever feel sorry for a great white shark after seeing Jaws as a kid, but there ya go. Poor shark.

[–]the_bell_jar 1 point2 points ago

"no one else was too keen" Classic.

[–]mrgrm00 0 points1 point ago

[–]SpaissOwl 1 point2 points ago

This is funny because.......???

[–]tomatofriend 1 point2 points ago

If only this had happened in Russia...

[–]downeym01 0 points1 point ago

I am such a pussy....

[–]Sv98 0 points1 point ago

"But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly."

[–]Boredvalet15 0 points1 point ago

Don't tell PETA

[–]leagueofpossumvoters 1 point2 points ago

looking at the shark from the side like that makes you realize that it's basically an enormous mouth and digestive track with fins

[–]essofluffy 1 point2 points ago

In soviet Russia diver kill shark

[–]ifiwereaboy 0 points1 point ago

I NEVER KNEEEWWW MY FAAAATHER

[–]ROFLCRISPS 0 points1 point ago

Ello mate. How has noone got the reference?!

[–]supanaff 0 points1 point ago

[–]closetstonerdad 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn that's scary.

[–]Ricardo29 0 points1 point ago

As an Australian who's father did this often I can confirm it is true.

[–]batfiend 0 points1 point ago

DEANO

I love being Australian.

Oi Deano you cunt, I'm goin' t'the bottlo.

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 0 points1 point ago

He's Karsa Orlong!
(let's see if someone gets this reference...)

[–]kittenmittenss 0 points1 point ago

lol, talk about a "great white hunter"

[–]GinaRhymehard 0 points1 point ago

FUCKEN DEANO. 'STRAYA

[–]cheezeface 0 points1 point ago

The most interesting man.

[–]0WorstUserNameEver0 0 points1 point ago

How do we know that's not Chuck Norris' regular fishing trip?

[–]GhostGhillie141 0 points1 point ago

My uncle dove into the water while fishing to wrestle a shark out of the water and back onto the shore. It was only a fairly small one, probably about 4ft. long, but thats just a pretty average thing in Australia.

[–]Macster_man 0 points1 point ago

Australian for badass

[–]ReluctantTurtle 0 points1 point ago

"I know they are becoming extinct. But there is only one of me and it could have made me extinct very quickly." That's one classy mo-fo.

[–]Arthur__Dent42 0 points1 point ago

An American woulda just shot it.

[–]ExHoe 0 points1 point ago

He punched out its teeth and ripped out its heard

[–]urmom92 0 points1 point ago

Man Status: Official

[–]GoodSmackUp 0 points1 point ago

And when the Shark actually bites, it bites into nothing but Steel

In the attack Rodney's abdomen was fully exposed and all ribs broken on his left hand side. His diaphragm was punctured, lung ripped open, scapula was pierced, spleen uncovered, the main artery from his heart was exposed and he was minutes away from his veins collapsing due to the loss of large amounts of blood. Tendons, fingers and thumb in his right hand were all cut and to this day he still has part of a great white tooth embedded in his wrist. His wounds required more than 450 stitches after the attack.

[–]exor15 0 points1 point ago

Have none of you really seen this? This picture is positively ancient

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

As an Australian this is how we get shit done.

[–]toddsmash 0 points1 point ago

sounds about right.

[–]rainbowcockroach 0 points1 point ago

straya cunt

[–]Shermanpk 0 points1 point ago

I think it was a bit undersised...

[–]ROFLCRISPS 0 points1 point ago

Long live Brucey.

[–]siestapizza 0 points1 point ago

guy thinks hes captain nemo

[–]nigrodamus7 0 points1 point ago

Would that mean that Steven Irwin was an example of unsuccessful Australian Fishing?

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

I though it said Australian Fisting.

[–]viacom13 0 points1 point ago

Leaving a comment to look at this later

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

Looking at this later to leave a comment.

[–]oopsididitagain3 0 points1 point ago

'Straya cunt!

[–]AiReScopes 0 points1 point ago

Yep thats how we do it.