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Filthy hair (i.imgur.com)

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[–]fauvist22 14 points15 points ago

I bet this just smells dandy...

[–]The_king_of_Wizards 2 points3 points ago

One of the only times when having anosmia is a good thing!

[–]Metalscavenger 7 points8 points ago

I think I can start to see the geological column in there

[–]nhjuyt 5 points6 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

[–]Artie_Fufkins_Fapkin 7 points8 points ago

I'm beginning to understand Hitler's hatred for the Poles.

[–]Waldinian 5 points6 points ago

Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass.

New favorite sentence.

[–]hghost 0 points1 point ago

that one eventually makes it's way to philosophy on wikipedia, must be real... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

At least the "I have to wash my hair" excuse could actually work for this person...

[–]hopelessdreamz 3 points4 points ago

for the next century or two

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

at least

[–]HEAVYMETAL6661234 7 points8 points ago

her hair looks like a dirt road

[–]exildur01 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure it's a he...

[–]AgITGuy 3 points4 points ago

It is a he - I have seen him in Houston around the Upper Kirby area inside Loop 610.

[–]AgITGuy 4 points5 points ago

And pictures do it no justice. It is full-on ultra dread-mullet.

[–]FistFullOfPaintballs 1 point2 points ago

I've seen him too. I tried to get a picture of him a month ago as I was at a light on Kirby. If its not obvious already, he uses it to sleep on.

[–]DeathSteak 0 points1 point ago

Oh Jesus I'm close to this guy T_T

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Looks like my dogs ass when shit gets tangled in her hair. GROSS!

[–]MeltedPoodleCakeShoe 1 point2 points ago

All abourd the train to "Nope, Fuck That-Ville"

[–]gui69gui69 8 points9 points ago

I think this is the repost I've seen the most.

[–]Carithian 1 point2 points ago

Light that shit on fire! Then run like the dickens!!

[–]WHOWANTSAKOOKIE 2 points3 points ago

This is the type of thing where I just want to get my scissors and cut everything off.

[–]bmmbooshoot 1 point2 points ago

you mean the jaws of life? if you went up to that thing with scissors, i'm sure it'd become sentient and kill you

[–]WHOWANTSAKOOKIE 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, it probably would...

[–]epickhaos 0 points1 point ago

where did the blonde part come from?

[–]Presto94 1 point2 points ago

That's gotta be kinda heavy..at least it looks like it just with all the nastiness weighing it down

[–]RedSquidz -1 points0 points ago

SHAVE IT. SHAVE IT NAO.

[–]Rayne13 1 point2 points ago

Could you imagine waiting in line behind this guy...the smell...oh my god!

[–]Sokonomi 1 point2 points ago

Light this sucker. 20 year tar fire.

[–]Zcypot 0 points1 point ago

How does this happen? I cant wrap my head around it.

[–]yerm620 1 point2 points ago

At least it'll stop a bullet.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this again.

[–]Ballacaust69 1 point2 points ago

I believe, sir, what you just found is named a "Kentucky Waterfall." Good day.

[–]MonkyThrowPoop 1 point2 points ago

That is a serious beaver tail.

[–]sgoshorty 0 points1 point ago

But Why?

[–]Kurtzie94 0 points1 point ago

It's called beavertail dreading http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbo=d&tbm=isch&spell=1&q=beavertail+dreads&sa=X&ei=9-6JUNa4G4LW9QT6moCADA&ved=0CDkQBSgA&biw=369&bih=615#p=0 Check it out

[–]alanthemanofchicago 1 point2 points ago

somehow this made me more nauseous than that punctured eye. I can only imagine the odour...

[–]mymyotis 0 points1 point ago

There's dread, then there's DREAD-FUL!

[–]BoogiddyBoo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like shit cotton candy.

[–]No_that_other_guy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like his head took a shit on his back.

[–]thatdood87 0 points1 point ago

Dude has a bed on his back

[–]pipeantonio 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a gigantic dingleberry.

[–]Lytis 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's a no bueno.

[–]kingdeeder 0 points1 point ago

I know that guy, he would suit outside a 7-11 everyday. I belive he may have died.

[–]mermaidtails 0 points1 point ago

Imagine how wonderful it would feel to just cut it all off..

[–]jenneroo 0 points1 point ago

boak I work part time at McDerps and there's a woman that comes in with this hair net, and her hair has grown into one giant dread lock that' fused with it. It's disgusting and makes me heave every.damn. time.

[–]CCMclaughlin -1 points0 points ago

Now thats WTF! Upvote!

[–]REFRESHING-FARTS -3 points-2 points ago

Kill it before it lays eggs

[–]TheGoodDrFunkyFresh 1 point2 points ago

There's a homeless guy around Union Square, NYC, who has compacted dredlocks just like these. His are a little shorter than this guy's, but that that same dirty-sheet-of-brick effect is present. Kinda cool what human hair can become, left on its own.

[–]NaplesBaitMan 0 points1 point ago

This made me gag. First time ever on Reddit.

[–]farkner 6 points7 points ago

Welcome. Since it shows up about once a week, you will soon lose that gag reflex. Then call me!

[–]AmandaHuggenkiss -1 points0 points ago

Hair starts to clean itself after about 2 weeks.

[–]I_Came_As_A_Roman 1 point2 points ago

His hair needs to step the heck up then.