The latest 4chan meetup

HungarianFever · 2012-10-25T19:34:21+00:00

"Hey, everyone! Don't forget to bring your beanies!"

Trayf · 2012-10-25T14:44:49+00:00

That's some pretty terrible hoverhand.

A_Tattooed_Biker · 2012-10-25T14:49:29+00:00

That is a fat dude.

BrooklynHipster · 2012-10-25T14:47:58+00:00

Proof. Smoking always makes you look cooler.

ajbags26 · 2012-10-25T18:32:53+00:00

I have NEVER seen wrist folds.

2-long-didnt-reddit · 2012-10-25T20:00:39+00:00

This isn't even his final form.

zlkv · 2012-10-25T19:18:52+00:00

the irony is that the thread this was posted to a few days ago had a gratuitous amount of "redditfag" jokes in relation to this picture.

Slimeaux05 · 2012-10-25T20:04:11+00:00

What a physically fit man.

AlvinTostig · 2012-10-25T20:43:34+00:00

oh. Because reddit meet ups are SO much more cool...

gorrak_svensen · 2012-10-26T00:18:38+00:00

Protip: As much as you'd like to think otherwise, most people would see no difference between a 4chan meet and a Reddit meet. Besides the air of pretentiousness wafting off the Reddit group.

robobobot · 2012-10-25T22:48:09+00:00

Holy specially made shorts, batman.

TheDecline28 · 2012-10-25T22:11:30+00:00

Someone should tell that dude smoking is bad for him.

The_Maddog · 2012-10-25T18:24:40+00:00

That is fucked up.

How does a kid get to that size? That's some shitty parenting right there!

BranchedOut · 2012-10-25T18:09:35+00:00

Find /b/.

That is a fat kid. Like, a really fat kid. Those shorts. That shirt.

That kid is really fat. Nothing else exists in this picture.

Epoworker · 2012-10-25T22:03:14+00:00

BEANIES2012

Mitsuariana · 2012-10-26T01:29:54+00:00

4chan has matching hats. Why don't we have matching hats.

KngHrts2 · 2012-10-25T23:22:27+00:00

Which one is the Snorlax's trainer?

baniboy · 2012-10-25T22:18:19+00:00

It's so funny how reddit works. Sometimes there will be a fat person posted and 1 person will make a fat joke and 2000 people will scold him. Sometimes every person will make a fat joke because everyone else is.

I don't care either way, it's just interesting to watch.

JordanBlythe · 2012-10-25T15:33:50+00:00

I wonder how long it has been since he has seen his own penis.

Bioked · 2012-10-26T00:49:57+00:00

His arms look like sleeves ...

wtfman71 · 2012-10-26T01:23:09+00:00

Check out what /r/photoshopbattles did...

therealedd · 2012-10-26T01:35:06+00:00

Dude so massive he needed a truck license to walk in the street.

SonofPontos · 2012-10-25T18:35:27+00:00

I see your Morgan Freeman security guard and Zach Galifianakis looking gardener. OP gives you Eric fucking Cartman.

galile0 · 2012-10-25T19:09:51+00:00

They have socks over their heads.

susanlowey · 2012-10-25T17:23:06+00:00

How does someone get that fat?

JmactheAttack · 2012-10-25T23:22:23+00:00

is that Cartman?

celticeejit · 2012-10-26T01:02:07+00:00

HOW DOES THAT DUDE WIPE HIS ASS?

Smokratez · 2012-10-25T22:27:45+00:00

How can you tell it's not a reddit meetup?

reddit111987 · 2012-10-25T19:02:05+00:00

Who left their beanie on the couch?

I_been_had_reddit · 2012-10-25T19:04:01+00:00

That ankle is screaming for relief.

A1MurderSauce · 2012-10-25T21:00:40+00:00

South Park imitating life or life imitating South Park?

nprnpbr · 2012-10-25T19:55:07+00:00

Kenny, Cartman, Kyle and Stan... Who is the fifth guy?

JimTheFishxd4 · 2012-10-25T21:25:05+00:00

Yup, that's all of them.

dan013 · 2012-10-25T21:58:50+00:00

He couldn't bum that guy even if he tried...

nickyjames · 2012-10-25T22:45:05+00:00

What is this, the fuckin' beanie club?

FifeeBoy · 2012-10-25T22:46:14+00:00

Look, that fat guy has that baby wrist thing.

s0m3th1ngAZ · 2012-10-25T22:48:23+00:00

SO fat the other kids have trouble breaking away from orbit AND he smokes? I foresee a half decomposed fat kid covering a toilet and a coroner crying in a corner covered in vomit in the near future.

Shutupcrime1337 · 2012-10-25T22:53:34+00:00

looks way too civilized for 4chan.

HolyGhostClaw · 2012-10-25T23:09:53+00:00

Where did he get those teenie-weenie cigarettes?

patio87 · 2012-10-25T23:10:40+00:00

Seriously, where do you get clothes that size? Look at his legs, how does he walk? He must be in constant pain carrying all that weight. The reality is at that size all he would have to do is SLIGHTLY diet and that fat would coming shedding off.

Dayanx · 2012-10-25T23:53:09+00:00

wrist cankles? And I thought I was a fat fuck.

Misc_Rodriguez · 2012-10-26T00:26:00+00:00

What do you call a wrist cankle?

Brettersson · 2012-10-26T01:49:03+00:00

What is he doing with his hand? I just don't understand, I don't care about anything else in this picture except for that hambeast holding his hand out for reasons unknown.

CountryBoy06260 · 2012-10-26T02:09:36+00:00

The fat one should clearly smoke more cigarettes. I lost weight when I use to smoke. He's doing something wrong

Meshuggener · 2012-10-26T03:16:34+00:00

I can't stop staring at his shoe which looks to be struggling to contain him.

beetbear · 2012-10-26T05:02:43+00:00

If that dude on the right fell over you'd have a double homicide.

krabZero · 2012-10-25T18:46:21+00:00

holy shit he is fat

Derekro · 2012-10-25T20:58:36+00:00

Now that is one difficult kid to kidnap.

authorless · 2012-10-25T19:47:18+00:00

The big guy looks nice to cuddle.

Wilcows · 2012-10-26T02:16:07+00:00

People who are that fat just piss me off.

Sgt_Soggybottoms · 2012-10-25T16:33:26+00:00

looks like it went better than the last meetup

darthn3ss · 2012-10-25T21:53:43+00:00

That's actually pretty said. I hope that guy gets his shit together before he needs a flatbed and an oversized coffine. Shit, he'll probably need to buy two burial plots.

Would he be able to fit inside of a kiln for cremation, or would they have to cut him up?

DrHughJicok · 2012-10-25T19:09:32+00:00

guy in the back looks like Stephen Fry.

bdchatt · 2012-10-25T21:40:47+00:00

Actually, it's a South Park Reunion. Cartman [fat ass] is pretending to sodomize Clyde [the second fattest] who is punching Kenny [has face partially covered] while Stan [dark hair & dark hat] knees Kyle [red hair] in the stomach. Maybe I just over thought this picture but look again and tell me I'm wrong.

anal_blazers · 2012-10-25T21:39:24+00:00

all. that. fabric.

Rementoire · 2012-10-25T18:54:59+00:00

And what a meetup it was. Great day!

Dylanmharris · 2012-10-25T19:36:37+00:00

pardon me but where was this photo taken?

BeatKaz · 2012-10-25T21:06:58+00:00

Im pretty sure thats 10Guy doing the over exaggerated kneeing in the back....

HerGraceness · 2012-10-25T22:21:12+00:00

This would do well in /r/cringe

Texaradan · 2012-10-25T22:29:10+00:00

WTF is up with the hats? Not just in this picture. In general.

wsfarrell · 2012-10-25T22:30:23+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen anyone rounder than the guy on the right.

jrgreenie123 · 2012-10-25T22:31:38+00:00

I think this was actually a beenie enthusiasts meetup.

Stratocaster89 · 2012-10-25T22:39:15+00:00

The fat dude looks like hes been wearing really tight watches around his wrists for years, and the fat has sort of grown around them.

Douchebox · 2012-10-25T22:47:04+00:00

Why is every single one of them wearing a beanie when it clearly isn't that cold out?

Narwhalebits · 2012-10-25T22:47:44+00:00

It included a free beanie

dersom · 2012-10-25T22:48:06+00:00

I'm really lost. I don't even know what to say. I can't say I've ever seen someone belly butt humped.

truthinlies · 2012-10-25T22:49:39+00:00

i see a bunch of Jays, but only one Silent Bob

gstouffer71 · 2012-10-25T22:56:58+00:00

I didn't know 4chan loved beanies that much...

MAchadope · 2012-10-25T22:57:08+00:00

I thought whale wars was cancelled?

ImaBlackBelt · 2012-10-25T22:58:07+00:00

How is that even possible?

TheVikingKing · 2012-10-25T23:01:02+00:00

4chan meetups are just as bad as the reddit meetups

ganjarea · 2012-10-25T23:01:50+00:00

They should all be wearing the same ICP T-shirt

digbus · 2012-10-25T23:05:11+00:00

Serious 4channers, not the occasional lurkers would have massive neck beards

mbzdkc · 2012-10-25T23:05:28+00:00

Incest brigade FTW!

JusticeJacoby · 2012-10-25T23:07:26+00:00

I know these people. The one kneeing the ginger is a guy named Jake.

Zud · 2012-10-25T23:10:39+00:00

Isn't that fat dude the thug WoW-playing girl who was pissed off in some YouTube video?

zippeh · 2012-10-25T23:11:04+00:00

holy shit that guy is massive

GeronimoJ1 · 2012-10-25T23:15:17+00:00

Oh my sweet baby Jesus that man is large

pantsonfire123 · 2012-10-25T23:19:02+00:00

Fucking summerfags, all of them

article134 · 2012-10-25T23:20:17+00:00

that thing on the right, is the closest I've seen to someone being as wide as they are tall. Fucking bravo......
plus: Beanies....beanies everywhere.

Gnometard · 2012-10-25T23:20:46+00:00

How does one get so fat? Must be american.

Nyanon · 2012-10-25T23:27:35+00:00

It's also the fucking hat meetup.

Blue_Crystal · 2012-10-25T23:27:36+00:00

It's times like that I wish I was good at photoshop. Someone should photoshop a really hot woman bending over in front of him

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 2012-10-25T23:28:22+00:00

i love that the super fat guy is smoking.like hes not unhealthy enough...

No_Way_Pablo · 2012-10-25T23:30:08+00:00

beanies....beanies everywhere

eric1589 · 2012-10-25T23:31:37+00:00

Wholly shit. When your arm is the shape of a parking cone, I think it's time to lose weight.

E13ven · 2012-10-25T23:33:47+00:00

It's actually sort of sad....the kid is morbidly obese, a smoker, I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's living a sedentary lifestyle....he's a walking cardiovascular disaster waiting to happen and he's probably only in his mid teens.

Dogonmylap · 2012-10-25T23:34:50+00:00

I think they wandered too far from the trailer park they live in.

Baroliche · 2012-10-25T23:39:56+00:00

That fat kid is not going to live another year.

finallymadeanaccount · 2012-10-25T23:44:32+00:00

That is one fat motherfucker!

Edit: I bet he's forgotten he ever had a dick.

dpearse2 · 2012-10-25T23:44:59+00:00

Needs more beanies.

Uberschwanz · 2012-10-25T23:59:17+00:00

wow, look at the size of that waddler

Sirdannykins · 2012-10-26T00:00:06+00:00

now i am no picture of health, and i have fast food way more than i should, but god damn, i feel so much better about my size.

Spiritjump · 2012-10-26T00:11:44+00:00

That man is ridiculously overweight.

Bikkit · 2012-10-26T00:22:35+00:00

Holy fuck I feel bad for that guy.

Altarium · 2012-10-26T00:24:45+00:00

Careful! He's bulging with what could be muscles!

Ass_Explosion · 2012-10-26T00:28:12+00:00

Holy fatfuck Batman!

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