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[–]wootitsbobby 202 points203 points ago

[–]ListenChump 73 points74 points ago

Agreed [gif I made]

[–]warfangx 12 points13 points ago

Amazing work.

[–]ListenChump 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gh0stw0lf 14 points15 points ago

Jesus, my sides. They are splitting

[–]guildguitarist 28 points29 points ago

This reminds me of Crouch's best quote during an interview:

Q: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?"

A: "A virgin"

[–]jyoon86 2 points3 points ago

Who is she??

[–]onion_cutting_champ 1 point2 points ago

Abbey Clancy

[–]bakerie 1 point2 points ago

I know her face?

[–]jjm214 16 points17 points ago

this is great

[–]sprinklzteh 1 point2 points ago

CAKEDAY!!!

edit: BUDDY'S!

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 7 points8 points ago

now kith

[–]bluetonz -1 points0 points ago

miketysonnowkith.jpg

[–]Rasta_Man69 3 points4 points ago

very very talented indeed.

[–]haxorjimduggan 1 point2 points ago

I really hope Crouchy's seen this. Fucking brilliant.

[–]VastCloudiness 1 point2 points ago

Needs a Spinzaku.

[–]Ehhhhhhhhhh 0 points1 point ago

I prefer his robot celebration. (www.dothecrouch.com)

[–]Uncle_Gus -1 points0 points ago

Came here for this.

[–]rustykrustykrab 56 points57 points ago

No idea what's going on, but this made me laugh.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

Two Soccer (or football) players got into an intense battle resulting in the end of the world.

[–]bronalpaul 30 points31 points ago

Thanks again, Rapemyassholeplease.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

No problem, maybe you could do something for me...

[–]haha_thats_his_name 31 points32 points ago

[–]Blinklink7 1 point2 points ago

For the lazy, hes been a member since October 13, 2012.

For the excessively lazy, that's 11 days.

EDIT: the former German word was removed for conversations sake.

P.S. Your Username says please disregard but your message is so official. I had to obey.

[–]Please_Disregard 1 point2 points ago

You have a single allotment of the word "Uber" for the year 2012. Why did you decide to use it on this?

[–]skysignor 1 point2 points ago

They must have been holding Dragonballs

[–]LexSenthur 0 points1 point ago

See, THIS would make me care about football!

[–]Gramma42ton -1 points0 points ago

It made me laugh, it made me cry. It is the best gif on the entire planet... until next week.

[–]JohnDoeNuts 42 points43 points ago

[–]done_holding_back 44 points45 points ago

Having never watched a full game of football, I assume this is accurate.

[–]Garrickus 31 points32 points ago

Having watched football daily for the last 15 years I can confirm this is accurate.

[–]jellybonez 36 points37 points ago

I never watch football. Does this happen now? I played Fifa 2013 and couldn't figure out how to pick up the ball, then a guy in a zebra costume gave me a yellow pokemon card. What's happening to sports?

[–]Dice_of_Hearts 16 points17 points ago

And if you get enough of those yellow ones the zebra gives you a ultra rare red card.

[–]natethomas 0 points1 point ago

Gotta get'em all!

[–]shawnaroo 8 points9 points ago

The new physics engine that EA has put into the FIFA games is pretty solid, but I think they need to tweak their numbers concerning collisions resulting in nuclear fusion. It seems to happen once or twice per game, while in the real world we only see it a few times each season.

[–]HerbyDrinks 121 points122 points ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–]serdoctordalekslayer 50 points51 points ago

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

[–]SeaDuds 53 points54 points ago

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!

[–]HyperionCantos 9 points10 points ago

Not with fookin Gervinho playing as center forward. Seriously, what was Wenger thinking?

[–]CyanideIllusions 11 points12 points ago

That is true.

[–]Human-Genocide -3 points-2 points ago

Ramsey scored again, hide yo wives, hide yo kids.

[–]Kotaniko 4 points5 points ago

I wish any of them had scored :(

[–]charlievirgo 2 points3 points ago

Me too brother :'(

[–]yeathl 16 points17 points ago

Always love an IT Crowd reference.

[–]muffinmonk 18 points19 points ago

As a football fan. I hate it. So, so much. Not because I don't think it's funny (it was hilarious the first 10 times I heard it), but because it's been driven to ground so much. I can't have a conversation without some bystander making that stupid reference.

[–]stansteamer 11 points12 points ago

Living in the states, NOBODY (besides redditors) knows what the IT crowd is. I've literally never been able to discuss it with anyone in real life. Blessing and a curse.

[–]schmoo757 2 points3 points ago

This is a true statement. Nobody I know personally aside from my roommates know anything about The IT Crowd.

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

I try to introduce it to everyone I know... Of course, it helps that I'm a System Admin I suppose! ;)

[–]stansteamer 0 points1 point ago

I try but Americans are so very afraid of British and/or intelligent comedy.

[–]yeathl 1 point2 points ago

Which is why they had to re-cast "The Office" I suppose.

[–]stansteamer 0 points1 point ago

The worst is the people who say, "I can't understand anything they're saying".

[–]BumScruples 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. EVERY single reddit thread in which football is mentioned, someone pipes up with it.

Very quotable, hence very jerkable, that's the problem.

[–]grubas 0 points1 point ago

It's not like meme's get beaten to death and beyond...

[–]stansteamer 0 points1 point ago

I was just thinking, "I hate it when I get a reference but I don't know why." I was wondering why I repeated it in an English accent. Thanks for the reminder.

[–]Internatty_Explore 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]Tha_Devils_Advocate 3 points4 points ago

Alright guys, it's starting to get old....

[–]laim1991 0 points1 point ago

It's depressing how relevant this reference is.

[–]salai 6 points7 points ago

Van Buyten & Crouch

[–]smokey815 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I recognized Crouch but wasn't sure on the other/

[–]Derek1213 4 points5 points ago

Whats the last part with the explosion from? I remember seeing it before.

[–]SmokeyDBear 3 points4 points ago

[–]Derek1213 2 points3 points ago

Aha thats it! Thanks :) but now I want to watch Armageddon...

[–]SmokeyDBear 5 points6 points ago

I don't.

[–]beefmongerer 0 points1 point ago

Never go that far.

[–]ProudOwner7 2 points3 points ago

I just watched the gif 7x just to see the explosion at the end!

[–]NWVoS 1 point2 points ago

If you pay attention you can see where the CGI team messed up. There is a white flash of light at the impact site before you see the dust trail of the asteroid flying through the atmosphere. Funny thing is it goes, white flash of light, dust trail, explosion.

[–]spangg 1 point2 points ago

That's because the asteroid travels faster than light and violates causality.

[–]beefmongerer -3 points-2 points ago

What didn't that CGI team mess up in that movie?

[–]onion_cutting_champ 0 points1 point ago

Ah the ole Spinzaku KIIIIIIIIIIIIICKU.

[–]yeathl 2 points3 points ago

Damn if that isn't the funniest thing on here today!

[–]mongzords 2 points3 points ago

Poor Andy Carroll.

[–]Dyscrete 4 points5 points ago

gif gold.

[–]speed_demonv2 21 points22 points ago

Gif GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!

[–]dangerelton -1 points0 points ago

This should be incorporated in to a new version of Mortal Kombat.

[–]Archon21 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite gif ever... wow.

[–]TeaIsForMugs 0 points1 point ago

Both should be sent off for wreckless endangerment.

[–]SerDelta 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed that hard in while.

[–]ThiagoG 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me of bey blades.

[–]AFRO_PIXEL -1 points0 points ago

in this my final form i can beat you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!1

[–]La_Strada 0 points1 point ago

I thought I clicked on the link below this one in Alien Blue, called "I can feel myself slipping away" which made me wonder what was going on even more.

[–]TooTinyMan 0 points1 point ago

I snorted chocolate milk out of my nose because of this.

[–]Zigus 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of Captain Tsubasa lol.

[–]krispeekreem 0 points1 point ago

The second guy is staring me down.

[–]Mynchux 0 points1 point ago

Laughed out loud when the first guy re-enters the atmosphere! Hilarious

[–]mediocre_robot -1 points0 points ago

Explosions are becoming a part of the beautiful game now

Grenade during Iran soccer game!

[–]Shiby92 0 points1 point ago

Its fun to add your own anime sound effects

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

Man I love soccer. Also anime!

[–]Axin13 0 points1 point ago

This. This is what the Internets for.

[–]Landworth 1 point2 points ago

This should take minimum 8 episodes...

[–]MontanaTrev 0 points1 point ago

The more I watch it the funnier it gets.

[–]necrons_ftw 0 points1 point ago

Don't ask questions. Many people lost their lives in that explosion.

[–]Faenah 0 points1 point ago

They are VOGUING

[–]michaelchung 0 points1 point ago

I just don't even know what to say...

But AM IMPRESSED

[–]TheZippy49 0 points1 point ago

Oh so that's how you play football

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 1 point2 points ago

Ah yeahh dragon ball z blowing everything up with just one blow

[–]BobbyWest87 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm that this gif is better than the entirety of Dragonball Evolution.

[–]i4ybrid 0 points1 point ago

How can I make gifs like these? Is there a program? I'm especially interested in spinning people.

[–]CatsAreUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

I Pooped A Little ;)

[–]maestoso 0 points1 point ago

This is the most outstanding GIF I've ever seen.

[–]woundedonkey 0 points1 point ago

this makes perfect sense to me.

[–]goaless[S] 0 points1 point ago

That worries me.

[–]woundedonkey 0 points1 point ago

If only I could use my powers for good

[–]lintropy 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it obvious?

[–]eats7 0 points1 point ago

one of my favorite gifs

[–]AfroBro 1 point2 points ago

Wut wut.

[–]majickid16 1 point2 points ago

LOL

[–]6Foot12 1 point2 points ago

Da fuck did I just watch.

[–]_Gen0 0 points1 point ago

Now I know why I always see people complaining about posts not being funny in r/funny. They're used to seeing quality material like this.

[–]1151955 0 points1 point ago

shaolin soccer, ive seen that one

[–]Blooddragon513 0 points1 point ago

I so hate it when this happens, I am happy that I stopped playing football

[–]TheBadgerTeeth -1 points0 points ago

WAT

[–]Taerer 1 point2 points ago

It's like an entire episode of Dragon Ball Z abridged into one gif.

[–]leftcoastpunkxx 1 point2 points ago

and thus Shaolin Soccer was born

[–]admiralbioch93 0 points1 point ago

[–]PanicOffice 0 points1 point ago

Well, that escalated quickly!

[–]nathanskates 0 points1 point ago

That feel when uncontrollably laughing in class.

[–]41571 1 point2 points ago

This is /r/wtf material.

[–]crabesmuybien 0 points1 point ago

Dafaq did i just watch.

[–]Sebteck 0 points1 point ago

the red one reminds me of jared padalecki/sam winchester

[–]CJRYAN1212 0 points1 point ago

[S] Strife ==>

[–]TheSweetOne 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for stupidity

[–]rabbid78 0 points1 point ago

That was amazing.....

[–]kwill2 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what's funnier, the caption or the gif

[–]TheColbsterHimself 0 points1 point ago

I laughed for a little too long at this.

[–]MrMoexo 0 points1 point ago

Glad to finally find a GIF that encapsulates my perception of soccer

[–]MrPandaman7 1 point2 points ago

H

[–]FreDeliciaMD 1 point2 points ago

Best gif EVER !

[–]Jgatz313 0 points1 point ago

Danny Van Buyten! <3

[–]rumplexx 0 points1 point ago

Ayyyy Macarena!

[–]orly-OWL 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the link ends in .jpg but this is a .gif?

[–]stupendousdragon 1 point2 points ago

source of the explosion-e bit?

[–]marsamHearts 0 points1 point ago

Haha this is awesome

[–]solid07 -1 points0 points ago

2012.

[–]Vicsvenge -1 points0 points ago

Lol I am watching tv and that stupid new iPod commercial came on and let me tell you... That song adds a whole new dimension to this gif.

[–]TroloLeon 1 point2 points ago

Why did I have to laugh?

[–]TuKen 1 point2 points ago

This is officially my favourite gif

[–]anders2410 1 point2 points ago

Greatest gif ever

[–]kungfupanda99 1 point2 points ago

I have found my new favorite gif

[–]issaquahsmoker 0 points1 point ago

Best gif I've ever seen haha

[–]Megawolff2000 1 point2 points ago

Best gif ever!

[–]Daniel9014 0 points1 point ago

This...is possibly the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]isthatafixiebro -1 points0 points ago

is that new dragon ball z and fifa game?

[–]NoveltyAccount5928 7 points8 points ago

It's actually 3 seasons of Dragon Ball Z compressed into 1 gif.

[–]chaynes 1 point2 points ago

Wayyyyy to short of a fight scene to be DBZ. That battle would have taken a whole season.

[–]dontdoughty 0 points1 point ago

Biggest flop I've seen.

[–]Kyman111 -1 points0 points ago

GIGA DRILL BREEEAAAKKKKK

[–]Fibreoptix -3 points-2 points ago

Fake.