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[–]jherazob 201 points202 points ago

FOR AIUR!

[–]Feynx 104 points105 points ago

MY LIFE FOR AIURRRRRRRRR!

[–]droneprime 143 points144 points ago

My wife for hire!

[–]TheAmericanSwede 38 points39 points ago

Does she charge-a-lot?

[–]the__itis 38 points39 points ago

spreading my creep

[–]TonyBanner 7 points8 points ago

My knife on fire!

[–]jgzman 2 points3 points ago

My Scythe's a Dryer!

[–]ZuFFuLuZ 6 points7 points ago

Wololo

[–]SmartAssUsername 4 points5 points ago

My life your AIUR...I mean Ner'Zul!

[–]alexandrustr 36 points37 points ago

En taro Adun.

[–]nikchi 31 points32 points ago

En Taro Tassadar!

[–]Raggle_Fraggle 10 points11 points ago

En Taro Khala!

[–]Swook 13 points14 points ago

EN TARO CUISINE!!

[–]demonicsoap 8 points9 points ago

J'tokoh Zohl

[–]Wreckn 1 point2 points ago

AFFIRMATIVE

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 9 points10 points ago

I never understood why the Dragoon's said "I am returned..." until recently and it blew my mind.

[–]D14BL0 6 points7 points ago

Aren't goons supposed to be mechanically resurrected or something?

[–]jusksmit 18 points19 points ago

If I understand correctly, when a zealot "dies" it is actually transported to safety at the brink of death, then enclosed in a dragoon lifesuit and sent back to battle. SC2's immortals are the same deal, upgraded suit.

[–]Ranqer 13 points14 points ago

SC2 Immortals are Dragoons with upgraded suits because the Protoss lost the technology to make Dragoons when Aiur got screwed by the Zerg. Or something along those lines.

Edit: http://sc2armory.com/game/protoss/units/immortal

[–]busfullofchinks 1 point2 points ago

The shrine of the Dragoons were ruined in the takeover of Aiur but they discovered the shrine of the immortals soon after.

[–]N0V0w3ls 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's not right. After they lost the technology to make Dragoons, they just upgraded every existing Dragoon to an Immortal. Thus why his link says they are a "dying breed".

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Well they're transported back to Auir when sufficiently wounded, and when critically wounded are put into Dragoons.

[–]Kamige 5 points6 points ago

IIIIIIIIIIM HERE

NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT EMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[–]yiTOWN 0 points1 point ago

IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR!

[–]Or0ku_Saki 3 points4 points ago

"we want you to kill Paul Atreides"

You of course me his father...the Duke?

"..no...we mean P A U L Atreides... We see plans within plans. We see a great war between two houses."

[–]hollymol 4 points5 points ago

... I mean Ner'zhul

[–]counter-strike 5 points6 points ago

I mean ner-zhul!

[–]For_Auir 3 points4 points ago

You called?

[–]Polluxi 2 points3 points ago

Kokal'tulah!

[–]whizzard 1 point2 points ago

Nice Goliath Grouper. I came face to face with one that large once diving the U.S.S. Speigel Grove.

[–]BlackBeastOfAhg 217 points218 points ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–]Bizzatch 141 points142 points ago

You require more minnowrals!

[–]bryntheskits 50 points51 points ago

I always have enough minerals, just never enough vespane gas.

Fucking vespane gas.

[–]Bizzatch 35 points36 points ago

1) Big Game Hunters 2) Take over half the map 3) Remove Underpants 4) Profit?!

[–]bryntheskits 28 points29 points ago

Mineral clusters are now 20000 instead of 1500, and geysers are 50000 instead of 5000.

http://i.imgur.com/lf0kR.gif

[–]ntrabue 0 points1 point ago

Note that there was only 1 gas not two... but your gif still remains true.

[–]hoodie92 36 points37 points ago

What's Big Game Hunters?

[–]Sleepydave 49 points50 points ago

Its a map from the old days of Starcraft where all the mineral clusters and gas geysers have an obscenely large amounts of resources so the players could concentrate more on turtling and building massive armies rather than aggressively denying resource expansions in the regular game. It was mostly seen as a fun joke map for people to casually play the game at their own pace rather than at the 300 actions per minute the pros play at. Also there was a smiley face in the center of the map made out of resources.

Sorry you got downvoted for asking something.

[–]iconfuseyou 2 points3 points ago

Until reaver drop. Or sixpack.

[–]SometimesMonkey 1 point2 points ago

If you time it right, 6 group mutalisk rush straight to cc/lair/nexus. Fuck up their production and move on to next one. You need allies that won't turn on you though.

[–]krackbaby 13 points14 points ago

The most played starcraft map of all time

[–]honi 0 points1 point ago

If big game hunters was modded over to todays world i bet it could be better than dota

[–]ZombieKingKong 2 points3 points ago

No rush 30 minutes

[–]Bladelink 2 points3 points ago

Lol 30 minutes. That'd be like playing Age of Empires with no rush for 4 hours.

[–]ZombieKingKong 1 point2 points ago

psych, 6 pool

[–]gl00mybear 0 points1 point ago

4 pool, back in the day

[–]habitualLineStepper 6 points7 points ago

Maybe because you can't spell "vespene gas".

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 2 points3 points ago

There's your problem. You need vespene gas.

[–]bryntheskits 0 points1 point ago

Shit D:

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 0 points1 point ago

*vespene

[–]Mr_Zarika 3 points4 points ago

I like the zerg queen in the beta shouting, "WE REKWIRE MORE MEENEERALLS!!"

They toned her down in the full game. :(

[–]RequireMoreMinerals 0 points1 point ago

What?

[–]kontraband421 3 points4 points ago

Bitches don't know about my additional pylons.

[–]gregtron 5 points6 points ago

If I remember correctly, the last time this picture made it to the front page, the top coment was "You must construct additional pylons."

Redditing takes less and less effort every month.

[–]Kaptain_ 3 points4 points ago

The first time I saw it q few months the ago it had this exact title

[–]Yoof1 0 points1 point ago

Not enough energy

[–]devilsadvocated 113 points114 points ago

Wow even the same title as last time it was posted... still a cool pic though.

[–]TheSumOfAllSteers 21 points22 points ago

Even the same title as every time it was posted.

[–]ThorsteinStaffstruck 4 points5 points ago

And I up vote it every time

[–]methmouth 34 points35 points ago

Jewfish aka Goliath Grouper

[–]scumbag-reddit 9 points10 points ago

If you ever have a chance to go fishing for them, you're in for a hell of an experience.

[–]jingoblingo 0 points1 point ago

Never seen one RIL, although my dad caught a glimpse of one diving in Australia.

[–]mark8992 0 points1 point ago

They are protected - great way to lose your rod, reel, boat and get hit with a big fine.

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

You can still fish for them, just catch and release.(in a lot of places)

[–]kartoffeln514 4 points5 points ago

Goliath was a Philistine?

[–]DrMarklar 3 points4 points ago

I scuba dove with one of these once. One of the most surreal experiences - especially because it was bigger than me at the time.

[–]oakback 2 points3 points ago

Almost every time we go spearfishing, we see these bastards. We hate them. They eat all our grouper, and we're not allowed to kill them. They'll also very territorial and confrontational. They'll face straight at you, open their mouth (while I'm thinking "I could fit in there without my shoulders touching the sides"), and sound off their internal base drum. BOOOONNNNNNNN

[–]methmouth 1 point2 points ago

I've seen them almost as big as a VW Beetle.

[–]mike413 1 point2 points ago

So are the smaller ones all his Goliath groupees?

[–]methmouth 0 points1 point ago

Hiyoooo!

[–]Rae212 9 points10 points ago

Commencing!

[–]kkaltuu 7 points8 points ago

Ha, nobody knows you can fungal the interceptors aswell!

[–]vivinp 54 points55 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
"Hey man.." 81coms 533pts 1yr pics
Photography school 6coms 15pts 1yr pics
nope nope nope 3coms 16pts 6mos pics
Holy Carp! 5coms 10pts 1yr pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Epithemus 17 points18 points ago

This is missing one too. I've seen this with the exact title on the front page before. Though I think it had an image macro.

[–]TahsinTekin 12 points13 points ago

That pic was actually my first ever submission to reddit ~2 years ago and also the first time that this pic was posted on reddit at this time. Because I was new to reddit, I wanted some sweet karma and googled "Top National Geographic pictures" or something similar. Found this new pic, downloaded it, uploaded it to imgur, and submitted it to /r/pics with the title "Holy Sh*t". It became one of the most viewed pics on imgur for a while at this time. Oh and, also the top comment for that post was "The carrier has arrived". Now everybody uses this title...

yeah, just wanted to say that. You probably now think this: http://i.imgur.com/4AQzc.jpg...

[–]vivinp 4 points5 points ago

I like back stories. So thank you for that :)

[–]greg4242 2 points3 points ago

but he made a starcraft reference so its ok.

[–]throwaway14623 5 points6 points ago

For those who don't get it, This is a reference to the game starcraft(I/II). Specifically the Protoss carrier space ship that launches many smaller space ships.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSttWoxvuGXoacwaNNJZH_-lqMlHuwK4uiD-MKQZE2fCpJtF7HBOA

[–]swiftb3 6 points7 points ago

Oddly enough, that image always first reminds me of the Drone Frigate in Homeworld, when it had all it's drones out.

Couldn't find a great pic of the arrayed drones, but http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/kushan/images/drone_frigate1.jpg

[–]hi_im_rob 6 points7 points ago

Homeworld was great. They should make a new Homeworld.

[–]CharredOldOakCask 3 points4 points ago

So, say we all. Alas, to no avail.

[–]swjodokast 5 points6 points ago

It's the fish version of This

[–]QualityEnforcer 24 points25 points ago

Higher-resolution version (3508 x 2480, 1278 kB) 2666%

clanspanker (OP) may directly remove this comment by clicking here.

[–]z1bbo 13 points14 points ago

Not sure if I'm right but OPs image seems to have a higher quality to me. Also this pic feels distorted if you compare the two...

[–]NotMittRomney 2 points3 points ago

Fisheye lense? Hehehe.... fish... eye... because there are fish.

I'll show myself out now.

[–]LeptonBundle 9 points10 points ago

This image is of terrible quality, sure its bigger but of worse quality than OP's.

[–]clanspanker[S] 13 points14 points ago

Why would I want to remove this high res version to the picture I posted? It is an awesome pic and very worthy of this upgrade.

[–]kickpants 7 points8 points ago

I think that's a bot posting. This pic has been posted before with the same caption, which I don't really care about, but I'm sure the bot is now able to seek out reposts and add this helpful link.

[–]MarkHawk 10 points11 points ago

but it's just stretched. :(

[–]ASchway 1 point2 points ago

I love the StarCraft reference, did nobody laugh at the fact that this fish was called a POTATOE BASS?

[–]CharredOldOakCask 0 points1 point ago

This is technically high res, but stretched to size. There is no more information in it.

[–]M0b1us0ne 9 points10 points ago

Who called in the fleet?

[–]Alltrrego 11 points12 points ago

Upvote for the sc reference

[–]Greyhaven7 10 points11 points ago

Repost with same title you lazy fuck!

EDIT: Nevermind, you just ripped off an image macro.

[–]ricklegend 5 points6 points ago

The repost has arrived.

[–]LoftyDog 0 points1 point ago

You must construct additional servers.

[–]JaffElation 2 points3 points ago

You have not enough Minnows!

[–]r0bbitz 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else hear the Zealot voice the instant they read this?

[–]coke71685 2 points3 points ago

that's how I read it.

[–]rsrhcp 1 point2 points ago

and that's what I came here to say. Thanks for letting me know I have no more original thoughts

[–]r0bbitz 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted for good measure.

[–]jewboselecta 1 point2 points ago

Groupers are fucking tonk!

[–]awwc 2 points3 points ago

don't...don't do that.

[–]bandit3288 0 points1 point ago

lost in chaos

[–]mikek3 1 point2 points ago

At least the guy's already in the water, making it easier to wash out the huge load of feces in his wetsuit.

[–]LarrytheLifeguard -1 points0 points ago

Big Fish Boss!

[–]MasterTotebag 1 point2 points ago

Carrier status: full green

[–]Sobek -1 points0 points ago

Red 5 Standing by...

[–]Concrete_Mattress -1 points0 points ago

Very witty.

[–]setadoon177 0 points1 point ago

Commencing. Gow-oh-choo. Co-go Choo-lie.

[–]maradonuts 0 points1 point ago

Underwater Brood Lord

[–]DarkShoki 0 points1 point ago

KOKAL'TULAH!

[–]Isthisunsernametaken -1 points0 points ago

Peeka-boo!

[–]G8Summit 0 points1 point ago

i want to nydus your main.....

[–]STFUnity 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing that dude's command center is already lifted off..

[–]Higlac 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if giant fekking grouper, or just perspective.

[–]Bizzatch 0 points1 point ago

Seriously though, that's the biggest Grouper I've ever seen. So big it has its own orbit of fish :P

[–]tevert 0 points1 point ago

Fucking carrier noob.

[–]themayneman 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]apa93 0 points1 point ago

Giant/Goliath Groupers can be incredibly aggressive. I would have got the FUCK out of there the moment I saw it.

[–]SonicAlarm 0 points1 point ago

I swear this gets posted with the exact same title every time.

[–]DoctorDorian 1 point2 points ago

Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody fire!

[–]IronMackrel 0 points1 point ago

WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP "GROUPER" IS APPROACHING FAST!

[–]EndymionAwake 0 points1 point ago

Btw, the trick to doing this is that you have to get all the interceptors out attacking something and then move the carrier away: but don't let it stop. As long as it stops the interceptors don't dock, so keep it on the move command until you're within 12 of your desired new target, then directly attack it and it'll "launch" all the interceptors at the same time.

(Note: as the interceptors don't dock they won't heal.)

[–]blacklotus21 0 points1 point ago

You must construct additional pylons.

[–]pvtmichaeljcaboose 0 points1 point ago

POWER OVERWHELMING

[–]wooshowmeyourwits 0 points1 point ago

Gay fish yo

[–]40ozphil 0 points1 point ago

This looks like the pig demon in Princess Mononoke.

[–]Dah_DeRaj 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how it fares against mountain lions.

[–]crash_over-ride 0 points1 point ago

being eaten by a grouper has got to be a horrible way to die

[–]Dropping_fruits 0 points1 point ago

"Repost has arrived..."

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

Even the title is a repost!

[–]Lame-Duck 0 points1 point ago

Guy with camera looks like an arbiter.

[–]ender_XIII 0 points1 point ago

Made me sad to realize that pretty soon this reference will be lost on most people.

[–]Nitro187 0 points1 point ago

For some stupid reason... this picture makes me want to play Descent Freespace.

[–]boogdd 0 points1 point ago

Note: Observer not to scale.

[–]carachangren 0 points1 point ago

Goliath Online.

^ more appropriate.

[–]2tonne21 0 points1 point ago

RIP Carrier

1998-2013ish, whenever HotS comes out.

Edit: Apparently Carriers are back. Carry on.

[–]CannedMango 1 point2 points ago

I'll excuse this because it's not a Starcraft board, but they announced that the Carrier was no longer being removed over a month ago.

[–]2tonne21 0 points1 point ago

My bad, haven't been keeping up to date.

[–]CannedMango 1 point2 points ago

Then good news… the carrier is back!

[–]AssTroutKnot 0 points1 point ago

It still sucks, and no one will use them. The worst part is Blizzard hasn't even tried to buff them once. They have been the same since beta...

[–]Tom5ervo 0 points1 point ago

Think they fixed the leash range on this version?

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 1 point2 points ago

You didn't even come up with a new title jesus christ clanspanker, you're taking repost to the next level.

[–]majickid16 0 points1 point ago

need nerf nao

[–]jtroll 0 points1 point ago

[–]CharredOldOakCask 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this in a different 'movie'

[–]jtroll 0 points1 point ago

lol, very good.

[–]fluxMayhem 0 points1 point ago

shouldnt this go to r/starcraft

[–]ColloquiaIism 0 points1 point ago

I said that in the voice ;)

[–]mikeyrocks13 0 points1 point ago

that looks like a coelacanth

[–]potatobacondude 0 points1 point ago

looks like my science teacher

[–]chaoticbuddhist 0 points1 point ago

My life for Aiur!!

[–]kalibash 0 points1 point ago

Would it break your face to smile?

[–]mikeperrinofilms 0 points1 point ago

dat death lens.

[–]KaylaAnne 0 points1 point ago

SC2 <3

[–]cheshireqat 0 points1 point ago

It is posts such as these that force me to actually log on so I can upvote.

[–]addman1405 0 points1 point ago

Grupers are the assholes of the ocean

[–]crwlz 0 points1 point ago

"Oh shit."

[–]spentrillo 0 points1 point ago

Never have written anything on reddit but this is my first because for some reason this made me laugh WAY to hard.

[–]hmaneagle 0 points1 point ago

RUN BITCH RUN....wait I mean KICK

[–]TheRev15 0 points1 point ago

Repost :/

[–]Accountability84 0 points1 point ago

This was one of the first things ever I saw on reddit.

[–]GOBOMB 0 points1 point ago

"Let us proceed..."

[–]Yoof1 0 points1 point ago

Commencing crustaceans.

[–]Tigersurg3 0 points1 point ago

Damn you! Now I have to go install and play Starcraft all night. Thanks a lot.

[–]Okya_Silverhand 0 points1 point ago

It's like the aquatic version of Princess Mononoke's Demon Boar, Okkoto.

[–]canisdormit 1 point2 points ago

"Power overwhelming!"

edit: I a lettr.

[–]hineyodor 0 points1 point ago

1 fish 2 fish red fish JEW FISH

[–]constipationnow 1 point2 points ago

KRkrkbkkmbekekarj

  • Zergling

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

Anybody know anything about that lens/camera?

[–]MrDorkESQ 2 points3 points ago

[–]stortz 0 points1 point ago

repost karma whoring

[–]protomd 0 points1 point ago

Understood this faster than anything else on the front page today. Well played sir.

[–]Scottfra 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but I still laughed.

[–]ToiletUser 0 points1 point ago

"You came to the wrong ocean, mother fucker"

[–]2773625 0 points1 point ago

But who took the picture?

[–]archonemis 0 points1 point ago

Queen + defiler = FUCK YO COUCH

[–]Dammad 1 point2 points ago

Angelina Jolie has not aged especially well.

[–]apoha93 0 points1 point ago

Why is he holding Wheatley?

[–]Vidmerz 1 point2 points ago

"Burn it to the ground!"

[–]the_baron 0 points1 point ago

I came here looking for this.

[–]lu_9 0 points1 point ago

Back THE FUCK away.

[–]Anonymoi 0 points1 point ago

No body did it so I did it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VQv_cDMt2E You might want to lower your volume...

[–]Dayanx 0 points1 point ago

Go Forth My Minions

[–]n4tive 0 points1 point ago

gay fish y'all

[–]Cbflgrl8806 0 points1 point ago

Love these fish!!!

[–]piratesbooty 0 points1 point ago

Repost has been made

[–]BigShotBob -1 points0 points ago

Bunch of fucking nerds. What's the name of this fish?