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[–]Naters05 66 points67 points ago

At first, I thought it was a crocodile opening its mouth.

[–]Rapemyassholeplease 6 points7 points ago

At first, you were wrong.

[–]munnyfish 0 points1 point ago

thought it was a gator with no teeth

[–]r2c3d 1 point2 points ago

i know me too but then i noticed the frog feet after watching the gif 36 times

[–]Spiritjump 58 points59 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Song was playing in my head when I saw it 0coms 1pt 1mo GifSound
I had to. 0coms 0pts 1mo GifSound
Move, bitch 0coms 5pts 1mo GifSound
Rupert approves of this message. 0coms 1pt 1mo GifSound
We need to sign this guy to block for Rivers! (x-post from /r/funny) 1com 27pts 1mo Chargers
This gifsound happened naturally (was already listening to the song when I saw it). I couldn't stop watching... 0coms -5pts 1mo GifSound
Move bitch 3coms 49pts 1mo GifSound
Back the FUCK up 322coms 1860pts 1mo funny
Back the FUCK up 328coms 1858pts 1mo funny
Battletoads: The Movie 4coms 107pts 5mos gif
How I feel when a 260lbs/120kg friend of mine always chest bumps me when he's drunk 1com 88pts 6mos gifs
You don't mess with frogs. 7coms 72pts 6mos gifs
Don't Talk Bad About My Family 0coms -2pts 1mo gifs
How i feel when someone posts the same .gif as me with a different caption and reels in the upvotes 0coms -1pt 1mo gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]MyNameIsSoLonggggggg 46 points47 points ago

I love the irony in the last one's title

[–]Mnawab 5 points6 points ago

sounds to like op is a a faggot

[–]sheeeeeez 5 points6 points ago

sometimes a bad title really takes away from the content.

eg: "Don't Talk Bad About My Family" or "You don't mess with frogs."

[–]SnortingCoffee 1 point2 points ago

How about:

Back the FUCK up

or:

Back the FUCK up

or:

"Back the fuck up!"

?

[–]Pariah119 2 points3 points ago

Damn it. Just once I wanted to believe this was OC.

[–]Ejomafuvwe2 1 point2 points ago

Posted 11 times in September.. Jesus christ people.

[–]joeblessyou 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually liking analyzing all the repost titles.

[–]illaqueable 0 points1 point ago

I think a repost reposted this in response to another repost, who was like, "that's a repost".

[–]EvilClone128 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for providing that, I was gonna say "repost" but now here is the evidence! Repost

[–]Shinhan 0 points1 point ago

Karmadecay needs to ignore other language reddits in order to eliminate duplicates.

The big karma link in your comment has a Danish duplicate...

[–]PlaysSnDnaked -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sorry I have never seen this before. I didn't know it meant that much to you.

[–]Spiritjump 0 points1 point ago

That's great! If you've not seen it before it means you're enjoying reddit. I just thought if you'd not seen it before you might want to know more about the post, hence why I said 'anyone seeking more info might also check here' not 'fuck you motherpakur if you no seen this post b4 I keel your family'. Don't be sorry to me. :)

[–]DLG_Pilot 15 points16 points ago

Hop at me BRO!

[–]Pariah119 11 points12 points ago

Bro, do you even HOP?!

[–]None_of_yo_bussiness 6 points7 points ago

BATTLETOADS!!!

[–]Skwuat 6 points7 points ago

"You're too close man!" - Dylan, The Best Rapper Alive

[–]lakeone 1 point2 points ago

He spits hot fiyah!

[–]wtfOP 1 point2 points ago

Who are the top 5 rappers of all time? Think about it!

[–]I_Be_Rick_James 1 point2 points ago

Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan!

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

because I spit hot fiyah!

[–]krangles 2 points3 points ago

I SAID

[–]Hiphoppington 0 points1 point ago

I love how the older man doesn't seem phased by this and starts to calmly walk to the kid.

Silly Kangaroos. Always jump kicking kids. Oh you!"

[–]AhhhClem -1 points0 points ago

Sumotori frogs?

[–]kyler1333 -1 points0 points ago

Haaaaaaaadouken!!!

[–]raging_asshole -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of this old jam

[–]CoolMcDouche -1 points0 points ago

That's what I'm going to attempt to do the next time I get laid and about to bust a load.

[–]HYPERNATURL -1 points0 points ago

Simon says back the fuck up!

[–]goose90proof -1 points0 points ago

Come at me bro!

[–]Handsoffmyfishshtick 0 points1 point ago

why does that toad have a tail, every time this gets reposted its all i see, what kind of amphibian is it?

[–]ThatJanitor 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift?

[–]pt4117 0 points1 point ago

How Titanic should have ended.

'Rose, you've had your turn!'

[–]redditwithafork 0 points1 point ago

Umm.. Anyone else notice the URL? Animated JPG?

[–]doyoulikebread 1 point2 points ago

[–]tungwakou 0 points1 point ago

DAFUQ JPG?

[–]Imeages 0 points1 point ago

took me at least 3 loops before I realized it wasn't some form of crocodile opening it's mouth

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

You use the exact same caption when posting this picture as the original? Knew the picture before even clicking the link.

[–]tryingtorelate 0 points1 point ago

I backed up once

[–]DiabeticHorse 0 points1 point ago

I love how its always reposted with the same title

[–]ElGatoTheManCat 0 points1 point ago

The last time this was posted "fuck" was capitalized

[–]ShadowGhost98 0 points1 point ago

Oh god my sides

[–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

Every time this is reposted I laugh, thanks

[–]chilidog17 0 points1 point ago

Battle toads

[–]Chairyou2 0 points1 point ago

.jpg..

[–]VoiceofLou 0 points1 point ago

I only came to the comments hoping to see everyone talk about how this was a repost...Thanks for not disappointing me, Reddit!

[–]JRSchroeder 0 points1 point ago

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

[–]zoro22 0 points1 point ago

I'm so jelous

[–]callito -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]whitey_sorkin -1 points0 points ago

Onyx

[–]akuzin -1 points0 points ago

The ONYX is here.

[–]captainotto -1 points0 points ago

That's a motherfucking amphibious shoryuken right there.

[–]a-dark-passenger -1 points0 points ago

Moooove bitch get out tha way!

[–]vitey15 -1 points0 points ago

Still a better blocker than anyone on the Eagles offensive line

[–]Like_Clockwork -3 points-2 points ago

I bet that toad doesn't even lift.

[–]Idiocracy_Cometh 0 points1 point ago

Full video - African Bullfrogs, fighting & mating:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxMOwUlbAA&t=1m01s

African Bullfrog guarding his tadpoles (vs. snake and other dangers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqMhEn_PhR4

[–]Thepunk28 1 point2 points ago

That's really amazing. Thanks for posting these. I was digging through the comments trying to find the source but everything is just dumb one liners and your comment was being downvoted.

This is really fascinating. Especially when the frogs bite the others and flip them. Nature is an amazing thing.

[–]Idiocracy_Cometh 1 point2 points ago

If I have shown the wonders of African Bullfrogs to one redditor, all was not in vain.

They are quite impressive. Fight? OK. Fight while mating? Bring it on. And the male will stay and protect his family, as real man should.

[–]perirue -2 points-1 points ago

[–]nataleeyuhh -3 points-2 points ago

This is exactly what happened when a black girl got in my face the other night at the bar.

[–]studmuffffffin 1 point2 points ago

MMMhhmmmm

[–]Lord_Dizzie -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck does the girl's race have to do with your reply? How does adding that she is black change anything on this forum? Oh... right... you're probably racist.

[–]nataleeyuhh 1 point2 points ago

I was just adding detail to the story......... but okay.

[–]Terminology 1 point2 points ago

It's relevant descriptive information. Acknowledging difference does not automatically make it racist.

[–]ihaveasillyhaircut -2 points-1 points ago

"If you're feeling froggy, leap!"

[–]OsamaMKH -2 points-1 points ago

It's like a table flip. With a frog.

[–]chemo_sabe17 -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like some girl frog tried to stick a finger where it didn't belong.

[–]NoKidsFourDogs 0 points1 point ago

"You too close man!"

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE TOO CLOSE MAN

[–]canadian_jake -3 points-2 points ago

You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up!

[–]tamnoswal -3 points-2 points ago

The shit's about to get gully, frawg!

[–]landsharkgun -3 points-2 points ago

Ahem. "Dunked!"

[–]420_matt -3 points-2 points ago

this how my guy looks during toribash

[–]Microfuzz -3 points-2 points ago

Watched this 7 times until I realised it wasn't an alligator.

[–]mattdanskin -3 points-2 points ago

Feeling froggy?

[–]nazguel3536 -5 points-4 points ago

I was going to write a comment, but couldn't think of anything clever