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[–]vsky 211 points212 points ago

"That mother fucker was holding out on me!"

On another note...I love that his arm is extended like he was shooting up.

[–]Fantastic201 92 points93 points ago

And he has a generic metal pipe, everyone knows glass is the best.

[–]Talnadair 31 points32 points ago

A pipe that was obviously shopped into the photo.

[–]vsky 18 points19 points ago

Glass was so 90's...MFLB or bust.

[–]IrregardingGrammar 52 points53 points ago

Fucking hate my MFLB. Useless junk.

Edit: wow this was shockingly well received, I thought everyone loved the MFLB, glad to know I'm not the only one that doesn't.

[–]mahound 8 points9 points ago

I've never heard negative things about it, probably because I only hear about it on reddit... Could you give a quick negative review of your mflb?

[–]karo_syrup 12 points13 points ago

I have one. My tolerance is so high though, that it doesn't do much for me anymore. Or at least, it takes too much hassle for me to get a nice buzz. I usually give up and just smoke a bowl. It may be because I can only afford ditch weed though. So yeah. YMMV

[–]Dick_GraysENT 6 points7 points ago

It may be because I can only afford ditch weed though.

I think that's exactly it. I, too, have a high tolerance (daily smoker) and access only to brick shwag. I've noticed with mine that if I load it with low quality stuff then it takes too much hassle to get a nice buzz. So I don't even bother anymore. However, if I get a chance to get some decent bud, then I'll throw it into the MFLB and immediately see why everyone loves it so much. It's a nicer, cleaner high and, if you do it right, you can take the vaped stuff and make it into edibles or smoke it. It just requires bud of a certain quality or it isn't worth the effort.

[–]uramoran 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't matter I only smoke KB and go through about an oz a mo and the MFLB was nothing but a cock tease for me. I'd rather smoke out of a fucking coke can than one of those hipster pieces of shit.

[–]ijustreallyliketrees 3 points4 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

[–]Lord_Wolfington 3 points4 points ago

There's no hit to it.

[–]Horace-Grant 7 points8 points ago

Completely agree. I owned a nice VaporBrothers for a while and honestly a contact vape like MFLB is so ghetto it's not even funny. Either you singe your herb or you're wasting so much it's absurd.

For the brainwashed MFLB users, your herbal should be a light-to-medium brown throughout and completely dry (like you can crush it into powder between your fingers) when you are done with it if you are vaping properly, and it shouldn't be singed at all. I tried really hard to get an MFLB to do this, and after a couple weeks of trying, getting smoke out of the thing or seeing so much green in my herbal it was ridiculous, I just threw the piece of shit out. I wouldn't sell it or give it to someone because honestly you'd get better performance out of an old-school gatorade bottle + pen bong, and I'm not even kidding.

The best ways continue to be glass, water-filtered pieces, and passive-heating vaporizers. Direct contact is like 60's technology...what a fucking scam. I mean, they couldn't even put a potentiometer on the thing? You control the heat by pressing a rechargeable battery in and out, seriously? It's like the most pathetic HS science project ever.

[–]never_knows_best 3 points4 points ago

Bong rips every day until the day I die.

[–]Xanatos903 2 points3 points ago

I'll gladly take it off your hands.

[–]T2112 1 point2 points ago

Most of us would take it off his hands, Damn things are ~$100

[–]brokensys 2 points3 points ago

Except that they don't work.

[–]dat_rhythm 4 points5 points ago

he injected three marijuanas

[–]SurvivorZ 809 points810 points ago

At least he's in a higher place.

[–]ani625 527 points528 points ago

[–]SameUrlDifferentTypo 213 points214 points ago

[–]K3fka 93 points94 points ago

I like this novelty account

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[–]K3fka 33 points34 points ago

Not as good as the NSFW link :(

[–]FluffyLion 29 points30 points ago

[–]Keskasidvar 24 points25 points ago

[–]Artheos 6 points7 points ago

Who is this?

[–]Hageshii01 7 points8 points ago

I need a name.

[–]Foe_Geodude 8 points9 points ago

Joe

[–]JTDeuce 8 points9 points ago

I'm at work and clicked it anyway. Balls of steel.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 54 points55 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

<|>

/ω\

[–]Dice_of_Hearts 157 points158 points ago

Holy crap! Did anyone else notice that the url has the word POT in it?

[–]Danny_Bomber 78 points79 points ago

Did anyone else click the link and look at the url in the address bar instead of just reading the comment?

[–]sovietsrule 22 points23 points ago

It's a potspiracy...

[–]theKinkajou 3 points4 points ago

Like the man in the bushes on the back of a $5 bill?

[–]atl2rva 3 points4 points ago

red team go, read team go

[–]charlievirgo 5 points6 points ago

Omg so does POTato

[–]CopiousLoads 101 points102 points ago

Gettin' stoned with Jesus and causing Him to relapse.

[–]r00kie 33 points34 points ago

Jesus has a wicked arm tat.

[–]theserpentsmiles 17 points18 points ago

What is with the nun-chucks and skull?

[–]CombatWombat222 44 points45 points ago

Buddy, nun-chucks are hard as fuck.

Do you even lift?

[–]cheeto44 16 points17 points ago

What drug dens have random skulls sitting on the table? Is this some Shakespearean addict?

[–]Freshenstein 3 points4 points ago

I had an ashtray that was a skull. you ashed into the mouth/jaw area and he had missing teeth where you set your cigarettes down on.

[–]SpaceFloow 10 points11 points ago

Hey, where's the guys arm? Judging by Jesus' face...

[–]HeavilybluntedEnt 15 points16 points ago

I know what the doctor will say..."I NEED AN IV OF MT. DEW AND TWO HOT AND SPICY'S WITH A LARGE FRY STAT"

[–]verdesco58 49 points50 points ago

[–]HiImGarrett 5 points6 points ago

What is this from?

[–]wrongsideofthewire 5 points6 points ago

Boardwalk Empire

[–]Pheeshy 134 points135 points ago

[–]EdgHG 12 points13 points ago

I love the perfectly looped gif from this with the unending exhale of smoke.

[–]Popcom 4 points5 points ago

Link?

[–]EdgHG 5 points6 points ago

[–]about8pandas 2 points3 points ago

YOU CAN'T JUST BRING SOMETHING LIKE THAT UP AND NOT LINK IT. I NEED THAT LINK DAMNIT. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]Aihwa 3 points4 points ago

I think you can also crinkle a bag of various chips.

[–]HollaJames 136 points137 points ago

probably something like...I can't believe I raised the biggest pussy on earth - the only person ever in the history of the world to OD on weed.

[–]misterfanwank 54 points55 points ago

Or the biggest badass. It takes an ABSURD amount of weed to OD.

[–]varemia 33 points34 points ago

I think at that point you've died simply because there was nothing else in your system.

[–]WhereAmINow 16 points17 points ago

some study proved that before you can OD on weed you would' ve died because of the lack of oxygen, that's how much it takes.

Source: I'm Dutch

[–]DoublePersonality 5 points6 points ago

I tried to to see how much i can take once , and at one point i just fell asleep . Also dutch .

[–]webby_mc_webberson 102 points103 points ago

Relax lady, he'll be sober again in a couple of hours.

[–]trapped_personnel 145 points146 points ago

not if he injected more than 2 marijuanas. he's surely dead then.

[–]Bierdurstmann 51 points52 points ago

He aint dead. He's gonna wake up in 30 minutes, hungry enough to eat up everything in your house.

[–]Darth_Noah 30 points31 points ago

"That's the side effects, hungry , happy , sleepy" .... Kat Williams for the win!

[–]GrimLP 13 points14 points ago

[–]MeloJelo 4 points5 points ago

Also, isn't he all about how homosexuality is a sin and gay marriage should be illegal?

[–]Spiro_Agnew 1 point2 points ago

paranoid, anxious, depressed, suicidal.

[–]Anopheles_stingz 6 points7 points ago

diagnosis...OD

[–]Mattshyd 7 points8 points ago

OD on marijuana? Come on Marie.....

[–]dominicbri7 10 points11 points ago

THE LETHAL DOSE IS 1.82451267183 marijuanas, yes, with 2 marijuanas he's definitely dead

[–]ifuckzombies 6 points7 points ago

As someone who often poses as a coroner, I can confirm this.

[–]prometheus1981 7 points8 points ago

As someone who often poses as a dead body, I can confirm this as well.

[–]Hatelabs 2 points3 points ago

Even 1.8 marijuana's makes baby Jesus cry, the official GOP stance is "NOT EVEN ONCE!!" (else you go all bath salts like and eat people)

[–]EdgHG 145 points146 points ago

She would probably say, "How the hell did my son die only from smoking weed."

[–]Irrelevant_muffins 44 points45 points ago

He's a diabetic and went into a sugar coma

[–]thisisinappropriate 13 points14 points ago

Butterstuff!

[–]Stregano 10 points11 points ago

BUTTERNUTS!

[–]greedyiguana 17 points18 points ago

"No son of mine died from smoking weed. That boy was a giant pussy"

[–]Steph1423 -1 points0 points ago

I went to school with this girl, and one of my friends told me that she use to have a brother, but he died. Well I met her mom one time 'cause me and her were spending the night together. And her mom told me that her son (this girl's bro) died right up the street, in that church. She said he was smoking weed, but she said something about seeds....? Anyway, this chick's mom keeps telling us that her son died from pot (seeds), so I dunno what to think 'cause I'm ignorant in the subject of weed.

[–]borntorunathon 30 points31 points ago

Well if you get the slingshot you can shoot them just like a Deku Seed. They only take away half a heart, but if you upgrade your bag you can hold unlimited pot seeds. Long story short, Link killed your friend's bro. Fucking Link.

[–]Folmz 7 points8 points ago

Link. Not even once.

[–]MisogynistLesbian 7 points8 points ago

She doesn't know or is lying. The only thing that will happen if you don't take the seeds out is that you'll get a little pop when it heats up. I think you'd be really hardpressed to find a way to kill yourself with weed, the amount you'd need to consume to produce toxic results is so astronomical.

[–]JohnnyPotsmokerMD 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he choked on a seed? That's the only possible way I can think of him dying from seeds.

[–]belligerent_bear 1 point2 points ago

If she can't explain why her son died, she doesn't know.

[–]WarFuzz 314 points315 points ago

I've smoked a whole 3 marijuanas and I'm fine.

[–]smellsmoist 271 points272 points ago

A friend of mine died after injecting just one marijuana.

[–]Danzerello 181 points182 points ago

One time my mom walked in on me smoking pot and checked my arms for track marks. True story.

[–]BigFatHippo 117 points118 points ago

maybe she was checking if you take other, more dangerous drugs?

[–]MadHatter69 21 points22 points ago

Combined with pot? Nah.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 49 points50 points ago

I like to drink pot and heroin milkshakes.

[–]lexissopro 6 points7 points ago

In Laos you can quite literally do that, although it's opium shakes not heroin. Relevant image of a "special" menu many restaurants/eating places there has.

[–]hotsaucesoda 8 points9 points ago

I want a Disco Bucket.

[–]totally_mokes 13 points14 points ago

Clearly your mom was a hardcore druggy back in the day and is worried you'll go the same way.

[–]Danzerello 4 points5 points ago

Actually, I had my buster on me and my friend said it was a "crystal catcher", to which her response was "CRYSTAL METH?!" So I think she's just pretty fuckin' dumb.

[–]Yoyo8 12 points13 points ago

I ate one and now I'm a vegetable.

[–]DollarsThanSense 22 points23 points ago

Smoked it like a cigarette?

[–]Ravisher 11 points12 points ago

Nice, I miss Arrested Development.

[–]MrNewking 50 points51 points ago

[–]Winguh 32 points33 points ago

Holy shit it is hard to fully appreciate this image in just one sitting.

[–]bballerfil 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit it is hard to fully appreciate the well-placed 9GAG reference at the bottom of the image.

[–]barium111 5 points6 points ago

Just you wait. Marijuana once raped my wife.

[–]enphaux 14 points15 points ago

Why isn't that pipe casting a shadow?

[–]thecrip26 14 points15 points ago

it's photoshopped in there.

[–]IrregardingGrammar 25 points26 points ago

I smoked a marijuana once and it killed me instantly.

[–]rhayward 6 points7 points ago

OMG, did you die?

[–]weaselgregory13 3 points4 points ago

Yes, and if he had snorted a marijuana we all could've died.

[–]That0neGuy 26 points27 points ago

"Why did you have to shoot him 17 times officer, he was just my baby boy!" Or something like that.

[–]The_AntiPirate 7 points8 points ago

I don't even smoke and I'm saying to myself, "no no, no that's not how it works."

[–]awkwardcock 18 points19 points ago

She'll say, "one toke over the line, sweet Jesus!!! One toke over the line!!!"

[–]S1ayer 6 points7 points ago

One toke, you poor fool? Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

[–]Giroro_Gocho 4 points5 points ago

"Oh god, get off the floor, I just mopped!"

[–]grever92 5 points6 points ago

Something along the lines of "Fuck you Mr. DEA agent for shooting my son!"

[–]nikotelopico 28 points29 points ago

"You mighta thought dat nigga was dead..HE AIN'T DEAD! He gonna wake up in 30 minutes hungry enough to eat up everythang in yo house!"

[–]Stregano 7 points8 points ago

Those are the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy

[–]jesusinabottle 2 points3 points ago

For me it's: hungry, amplified depression, sleepy.

[–]GingerLegs 9 points10 points ago

Shitty chop job

[–]KeyserColeman 8 points9 points ago

Ok so I was at my friend's house and his family is SUPER mormon. He's a regular ol pot head though and doesn't believe in all that bollocks.

So his cousin who is spending the weekend asked what his Lifted Research Group shirt meant. He explained it's about weed and she went off on a rant about how scripture says weed is wrong. He said there's not a word in the scripture specifically mentioning weed, and asks how many people she thinks have dies from weed. She responds, "I don't know, like a thousand?"

Maybe you had to be there... It was hilarious because she actually believed it. And even if weed was lethal, a thousand deaths in all the years it's been used? retarded.

[–]herebezombies 9 points10 points ago

Actually, there is scripture that suggests that people SHOULD consume cannabis.

[–]lagadu 5 points6 points ago

Would you like to know more?

Yes[x] No[ ]

[–]herebezombies 5 points6 points ago

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat." - Genesis 1:29

[–]BiskyBosky 11 points12 points ago

Speaking of dead corpses the daily BLEACH! Suspicious?

[–]Tennysonn 3 points4 points ago

next time they photoshop the pipe in they should at least attempt to make its shadow

[–]GsPHOTO4President 2 points3 points ago

I hate it when I see all the 100's of 1000's Weed over doses in the new paper.. so depressing.. oh wait...

[–]Droogling 1 point2 points ago

"Awh... Pussy didn't even finish the bowl."

[–]Dooch14 1 point2 points ago

"Get up!! Take the trash out"!

[–]Averant 1 point2 points ago

Dailybleach looks like a satire site. I hate to be stupid, but is it a satire site?

"Marijuana Offenders Registry"

Ok yeah, it's satire.

[–]2dollarb 4 points5 points ago

What will your mother say?

His death sure as hell wasn't caused by Marijuana. Time to call the FBI.

[–]AliasUndercover 3 points4 points ago

Did he get hit by a truck full of it?

[–]tmrxwoot 3 points4 points ago

Wake up fat ass, you fell asleep eating a sandwich

[–]dreweatall 1 point2 points ago

"Get up you lazy fuck"

[–]DJ_GRAZIZZLE 1 point2 points ago

100% of people who have ever tried marijuana have died.

[–]RagingScud 6 points7 points ago

He smoked all my weed! I'll kill the bastard.

[–]great_gape 3 points4 points ago

She will say: I'm going to find those assholes that laced your pot with heroin.

[–]Svarazics 4 points5 points ago

Fucking light weight! Or at least that is what I imagine my mom would say if I didn't loose her to a lengthy battle with marijuana addiction. Remember kids, don't snort weed! God, I can't even keep a straight face writing all that.....

[–]heyjude2010 3 points4 points ago

"I see he was smoking marijuana right before he died... well, I find comfort in the fact that his last moments were pleasurable ones before he suffered that random and completely unrelated heart attack."

[–]newnamesam 0 points1 point ago

As someone who is completely ignorant to drugs, I didn't think Marijuana was like alcohol. You can't OD. Am I wrong, or am I just now getting the joke?

[–]justonecomment 0 points1 point ago

Call a lawyer I'm suing the police department for shooting my child?

Legalize drugs so the cartels will stop killing people?

The only people causing harm from marijuana are the police and the people profiting from it being illegal.

[–]Huglifehero 0 points1 point ago

You see, this is funny because surely one can not die of marijuana... Or can they 0.o

[–]TheRealGeddyLee 0 points1 point ago

My mother wouldn't say much. She'd just take a hit.

[–]bryangrossman 0 points1 point ago

She would probably say something like this: "How fucking stupid do you have to be to die from smoking weed?"

[–]wolf156 2 points3 points ago

"Get the hell out of my basement and get a job!"

That would be my best guess.

[–]OG_Willikers 1 point2 points ago

Injecting marijuana is never a good idea.

[–]parrotman9603 0 points1 point ago

"Damn I wonder if there's any left"

[–]ItsSoFluffyyy 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or is that pipe photoshopped?

[–]AkATHEKiD1 1 point2 points ago

Well.. shit.. Better get groceries before he wakes up..

[–]Alluminn 0 points1 point ago

I smoked for the first time on Tuesday and went to Disneyland. Shit was fun.

[–]kellenfreeman15 2 points3 points ago

Said nobody...ever! Lol

[–]Miracle_Max_13 2 points3 points ago

This isn't a joke guys, people die from marijuanas every day! My friend knows someone who snorted a marijuana and died!

[–]rkuhn 0 points1 point ago

Dude is so blazed he has couch lock...

[–]crunchy240 3 points4 points ago

She will say "goddamn lightweight hippie"

[–]Bioshockedyourmother 3 points4 points ago

"Shit was laced."

[–]Madworldz 4 points5 points ago

is it me or has that pipe been photoshopped into the picture in about the most obvious way?

-Captain Obvious

[–]PeeweeCSHL 2 points3 points ago

That is the most real looking pipe I have ever seen ever.

[–]Ashl 1 point2 points ago

Something like ''Wake the fuck up and take out the trash you fucking stoner..''

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

Reefer madness!!!

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 2 points3 points ago

"Lemme hit dat sheeit"

[–]yinoryang 2 points3 points ago

The mom is the one with her arm tied off, as if she's about to shoot up .

From you, alright! I learned it from watching you!

[–]littlerabbitbite 1 point2 points ago

"How was she stupid enough to choke on a joint?"

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately this is exactly how my parents see weed.

"Your cousin started off with weed and moved up to meth and now he is in and out of rehab. If I ever catch any of you smelling like weed you are out of this house".

[–]GinjaNinger 2 points3 points ago

She'd say, "YOU WERE DOING IT WRONG!"

[–]godlesspinko 1 point2 points ago

Just voted to leaglize it in Seattle, so let the bodies hit the floor!

[–]rumblpak 3 points4 points ago

I think she'll ask why you were smoking pot out of a crack pipe.

[–]RadiantDark 3 points4 points ago

You might-a THOUGHT that nigga was dead--he ain't dead! He gonna wake up in 30 minutes hungry enough to eat up everything in your house!!

[–]thatguyonthecouch 4 points5 points ago

"Long as you been living, you ain't NEVER heard of a mother-fucker overdosin' on marijuana. You might-a THOUGHT that nigga was dead--he ain't dead. He gonna wake up in 30 minutes hungry enough to eat up everything in your house. That's the side effects: hungry, happy, sleepy." - Katt Williams

[–]ElricG 3 points4 points ago

I once knew a guy that did THREE, yes, THREE marijuanas. He's now a quadruple amputee.

[–]420evryday 1 point2 points ago

He obviously is not high. There is not a single bag of Doritos in this picture

[–]Terry_Pandee 2 points3 points ago

If you die from marijuana use then natural selection has done its part.

[–]herebezombies 5 points6 points ago

I tried committing suicide by marijuana once. I ate $300 worth of groceries and slept for a week.

[–]stylophonics 0 points1 point ago

I demand an autopsy, because this shit is impossible?

[–]FactsRProof 2 points3 points ago

I don't think that is a question its an exclamation.

[–]adouchebag 0 points1 point ago

You used the possessive form of it (its) instead of the compound form of it is (it's).

[–]VesicantPlague -1 points0 points ago

That's a nice piece

[–]jimJaRrhead -1 points0 points ago

At least the pipe is perfectly flat and not tipped

[–]unicornbeans -1 points0 points ago

Just give him cookies!!!

[–]nano240 -1 points0 points ago

Side effects from marijuana: hungry, happy, sleepy and not really in that order

[–]fdtc_skolar -1 points0 points ago

If you look at the amount of a drug to become intoxicated and compare it to a fatal dosage, marijuana is about the safest drug out there with no known lethal dosage. Consider alcohol. Intoxication begins about 0.1% and getting above 0.4% can be deadly.

[–]KrimsonTide -1 points0 points ago

"Damn, someone must have shot my son while he was getting high"

[–]brianw824 0 points1 point ago

Get the shovel.

[–]Dredly -1 points0 points ago

He ate the whole batch of brownies!

[–]where_is_that -1 points0 points ago

That pipe is not well photo shopped in.

You all know mariejuanna also melts your face.

[–]djames617 0 points1 point ago

Probably something like, "Where did he put that lighter?"

[–]dylan2193 0 points1 point ago

she would say wake up silly, and clean up all these cheeto crumbs and pizza boxes

[–]SamWise050 0 points1 point ago

I like how the pipe is shopped in.

[–]DooDooBrownz -1 points0 points ago

"who killed my son while he was trying to smoke some pot"

[–]Kai________ 1 point2 points ago

Is...this dailybleach.com serious? The articles are hilarious.

[–]EvanSwofford 0 points1 point ago

She'd probably say, "I shouldn't have asked if he can get any higher..."

[–]grahamce -1 points0 points ago

Looks like Mommy likes the smack?

[–]KulaanDoDinok 1 point2 points ago

Someone post this to into r/trees!

[–]b0utch 0 points1 point ago

Wake up?

[–]TheWambat 1 point2 points ago

I told you you couldn't eat all that pudding.

[–]HeyZuesHChrist 1 point2 points ago

"Wake up, you fell asleep on the couch."

[–]JTyler82 -1 points0 points ago

He must have died of starvation

[–]treesforjake93 -1 points0 points ago

"you didn't even finish the bowl pack!"

[–]HipsterFuckingStar 1 point2 points ago

R.I.P. Becky, we will never forget you.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 1 point2 points ago

"For the last time Thomas, I don't have any oreos and it's not that funny!"

[–]bRuTaLSC 1 point2 points ago

"How... I dont even..."

[–]Kalanth -1 points0 points ago

If she is smart, that the pot must have been laced with something.

[–]JupiterianCancerian 0 points1 point ago

What about the dads?

[–]Chezzabe 0 points1 point ago

She would say "Damn that must of been some good shit!"