Phone Contacts

ani625 · 2012-10-25T13:27:50+00:00

More like:

80%: Contact added ages back, and is of no use now. Probably a dead number too.

10%: Contacts I actually call.

10%: Other shit.

crimson_05 · 2012-10-25T13:55:21+00:00

Option #3: I never call most of these people but it helps my self esteem to have them all in there.

NotaMethAddict · 2012-10-25T12:15:25+00:00

Reddit, why am I forever alone?

Hold that thought, one of my friends is calling me and I need to ignore it.

akarp1 · 2012-10-25T12:32:21+00:00

Majority of my contacts are from drunken nights with no recollection of meeting said person..

LukaCola · 2012-10-25T13:12:42+00:00

I think whoever upvoted this can relate

totems · 2012-10-25T13:46:31+00:00

Yes, that is ofcourse the reason of your phone contacts. To avoid them.

Did you convince yourself that?

Guitarcooplmao · 2012-10-25T12:23:16+00:00

Well someone's a bit antisocial

walgman · 2012-10-25T12:59:21+00:00

Funny I was only culling my contacts an hour ago and left loads in for that reason.

Rad2 · 2012-10-25T14:21:12+00:00

this is my girl numbers to guy numbers comparison.

Jhobozo · 2012-10-25T14:36:57+00:00

Forever alone

Lusst · 2012-10-25T13:04:57+00:00

Reject List on Android...best shit ever.

fecesfacial · 2012-10-25T12:46:50+00:00

You're probably sooooooooo cool

CajunTurkey · 2012-10-25T13:56:35+00:00

I have them listed for when I need them.

scumbag-reddit · 2012-10-25T14:10:36+00:00

Phony contacts.

brimur · 2012-10-25T15:56:38+00:00

Because Facebook sync

Time_and_a_half · 2012-10-25T16:40:21+00:00

more like 60% people i avoid, 10% people I call, 30% weed dealers

Sucio · 2012-10-25T16:50:51+00:00

My favorite one I have is: "Student Loan Bitches!"

orange_and_brown · 2012-10-25T16:53:13+00:00

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28987950.jpg

mrdoink20 · 2012-10-25T17:34:39+00:00

My phone contract is mainly used to call my phone tariff to complain to them about my swanky touchy screen phone that fucks up in a new way weekly.

metallica3790 · 2012-10-25T17:44:12+00:00

Am I the only one around here who has phone numbers mostly for people I actually like?

rabbitlion · 2012-10-25T17:57:07+00:00

"Send directly to voicemail" is a godsend...

lixingke · 2012-10-25T17:57:27+00:00

Real phone contacts

HeavilybluntedEnt · 2012-10-25T18:21:10+00:00

I never answer a number I don't know

vash0093 · 2012-10-25T18:21:14+00:00

My friends get onto me all the time about this. I don't give a fuck. lol There are just some people out there that need avoiding.

Marsii · 2012-10-25T18:31:23+00:00

Both my friend and boyfriend took the liberty to delete contacts of ex's saying "That shouldn't be there." YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'VE DONE

asiriphong · 2012-10-25T19:47:05+00:00

I have over a thousand contacts in my phone that I've just accumulated over years and years. I probably keep in touch or talk to about less than 10% of them. ಠ_ಠ

Cmoses128 · 2012-10-25T19:49:42+00:00

I have a contact labled "nope" with a whole bunch of numbers under it. Don't know who they are just know not to answer

sandman369 · 2012-10-25T20:46:01+00:00

I feel like I'm the only smartphone user to not have caller ID. Probably because I hardly ever get calls I'm not expecting, it's all texts.

dragonmoony · 2012-10-25T21:16:20+00:00

Then stop being so fake, and stop hanging out with people you actually don't like

Ihmhi · 2012-10-25T21:28:23+00:00

Phones should have multiple contact lists so you can sort them. This way I can go to the "People I Give A Fuck About" list to call my friends.

Captain_Kuhl · 2012-10-25T21:34:55+00:00

The real 95%: Facebook adds everyone on your friends list into your contacts if they have a cell number online.

Phaint · 2012-10-25T22:37:32+00:00

I actively clean out my phone of contacts but I have caught myself leaving particular people I don't talk to in case they try to text/call so I know who it is.

Damnskipp · 2012-10-26T00:45:32+00:00

Really? You hate the people that give you their numbers?

Sparling · 2012-10-26T00:56:59+00:00

I use my phone for work too (they reimburse part of my bill). 1541 contacts. About 30 are personal. The rest are every vendor, client, contractor, etc that the company has ever used.

Also, I recall about 10 years ago when I still had a land line I bought a $5 box from radio shack. It was called a caller ID in which anyone who called had the phone number and maybe more importantly name of the person or business show up on the screen. WTF happened to that tech?

recovering_PMO · 2012-10-26T01:48:32+00:00

I have so many because I synced facebook so that if someone has to use my phone it looks like talk to a lot of different people.

InstigatorNY · 2012-10-25T13:50:05+00:00

Keep telling yourself that

CatMadeOfFur · 2012-10-25T13:52:39+00:00

I wish I had People I could ignore.

Mohawkenberg · 2012-10-25T14:34:58+00:00

Pie chart jokes are usually for things most people can agree with. Is reddit really this misanthropic?

bubbafloyd · 2012-10-25T14:19:18+00:00

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idunnothis · 2012-10-25T14:33:54+00:00

This is exactly the only reason I keep ex-girlfriends numbers.

athrix · 2012-10-25T14:56:45+00:00

For those that use their phone for work..

Keeping track of business cards fucken sucks.

sackofblood · 2012-10-25T15:58:07+00:00

That is some chump shit.

XTheFifthHorsemanX · 2012-10-25T16:06:18+00:00

99% Year old numbers I don't delete because that would look like I have no friends.

1% Mom

Royed · 2012-10-25T16:10:19+00:00

I can't be the only one here that doesn't find a drop of truth in this pic

MixedJelly · 2012-10-25T16:37:55+00:00

Calls? lol wut? Who calls people anymore?

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