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all 93 comments

[–]0j0s 69 points70 points ago

:(

[–]Fapologist 25 points26 points ago

:'(

[–]JamesDonnelly 12 points13 points ago

:¦(

[–]Great_Zarquon 4 points5 points ago

<|:(

[–]mustang22490 7 points8 points ago

8===D

[–]Navevan 38 points39 points ago

:O c===3

:c===3

:==3

:3

[–]mouzikalskeytar 5 points6 points ago

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

[–]6Revolvers 9 points10 points ago

O M G

You are a genius.

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 3 points4 points ago

That happy person has a long face.

Sarah Jessica Parker, is that you?

[–]mustang22490 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... Sarah Jessica Parker...

[–]CatMadeOfFur 0 points1 point ago

Woosh

[–]Manome -2 points-1 points ago

It's a penis, Dumb-dumb.

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

;)

[–]__waitwhat__ 16 points17 points ago

I tried to look through the doors forever. Then I found the scroll wheel.

[–]zac850 53 points54 points ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/19421217

It's possible that pigeon is actually mourning its dead friend.

[–]SeveralViolins 5 points6 points ago

Also aren't pigeons monogamous?

[–]0j0s 4 points5 points ago

I knew this to be true for most doves, a lot of birds will only have one partner. It's totally possible.

[–]DollarsThanSense 3 points4 points ago

It's often said that birds are monogamous, but when you track the genealogy of a population of birds you can usually see evidence of extra partners on the side.

[–]Jabbatheslann 6 points7 points ago

Kinda like people.

[–]Unit4 1 point2 points ago

Interestingly, yes. This is actually fairly common in social animals.

[–]0j0s -1 points0 points ago

The Chinese must get it wrong all the time.

[–]ImOnlySuperHuman 24 points25 points ago

Actually, I think he's just banging a corpse :/

[–]Hobo_Cuddler 1 point2 points ago

Very unlikely, birds have sex within a few seconds. Referred to as a "cloacal kiss". If a picture was taken of it, it's likely he was hanging around a while. Just a thought.

[–]ickyvicki 2 points3 points ago

i once watched seagulls doing it for a couple minutes. saw the male gull have an obvious climax. and then the girl seagull just walked away...

[–]crank1978 4 points5 points ago

I have a cockatoo that regularly masturbates by rubbing himself on his favorite perch. He climaxes too. Loudly.

He's a creeper.

[–]0j0s 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of this video

[–]iliasasdf -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, yeah, let's all call this a "funeral". I got your plan ;)

[–]zephoroth[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's really interesting :o

[–]Exeyv3 6 points7 points ago

That's one of the saddest things I'v ever seen.

[–]DeFeet 17 points18 points ago

[–]Ephaxx 2 points3 points ago

After discovering grumpy cat 2 days ago, I have been seeing pictures and references of her everywhere. Tard will not let me escape her grasp!

[–]beeper917 39 points40 points ago

Not funny.

[–]Shiftyze 10 points11 points ago

Mostly because it's as old as Reddit.

[–]vishtr 8 points9 points ago

Not even a little.

[–]Justwokeup 4 points5 points ago

oh come on, it's a little funny

[–]bopoqod 9 points10 points ago

Doesn't matter, had pecks.

[–]ref498 8 points9 points ago

Doesn't matter repost

[–]Mandras 22 points23 points ago

I really tried to look at it from a funny side... Didn`t work

[–]aftersox 3 points4 points ago

this is better posted in ImGoingToHellForThis

[–]Admiral_Cuddles 1 point2 points ago

That's just sad and gross. And not in a funny way.

[–]done_holding_back 9 points10 points ago

There's nothing funny about this.

[–]dontdoughty 5 points6 points ago

That is Fowl!

[–]wiwawa 0 points1 point ago

Mr Pigeon knows how to put you back down in the pecking order.

[–]ColZechs 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me more of Squit and Pesto.

[–]Grayfox12 0 points1 point ago

not funny and dead animals should be labeled as such in the description.

[–]DrewSuitor 7 points8 points ago

RE-RE-RE-REPOST

[–]Cymro2011 0 points1 point ago

Cringe-chuckle.

[–]DoucheBuggy 0 points1 point ago

Cool rape joke, shithead.

[–]FenrirIII 1 point2 points ago

WTF?

[–]Paquette_r101 1 point2 points ago

Da Fuck did i just see?

[–]MrBurd 1 point2 points ago

NSFB(Not Safe For Birds) please.

Seriously.

[–]hypmoden 1 point2 points ago

that's dark

[–]maynardftw 1 point2 points ago

ಥ_ಥ

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, it's just a dominance display."

[–]dksprocket -1 points0 points ago

[–]DeBarkulater 1 point2 points ago

Had to scroll down to see it, for a few seconds I was sat staring just going "what the heck am I ment to be looking at?" then I scorlled down and "....ah"

[–]RyanFapfap 1 point2 points ago

She was a dead pigeon. - STILL COUNTS.

[–]LeftoverBoots 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck? Is reddit getting soft?

[–]soparamens 1 point2 points ago

gay sex

Those are male pidgeons

[–]myeshuae 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I can't believe this happened...all because of the new iphone 5. Sad, very sad indeed.

[–]Straight_To_Ace 0 points1 point ago

Repost from a long ass time ago...

[–]FalconOne 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like rape, but could just be fowl play.

[–]pastemaker1 1 point2 points ago

"Quit bleeding on my stoop bitch!"

[–]Murlocman 0 points1 point ago

I think this is a repost...

[–]The_Better_brother 2 points3 points ago

I love that this is in r/funny. You sick fucks are hilarious and i love you all.

[–]idiosidiot 1 point2 points ago

wtf

[–]Aeolean -1 points0 points ago

Totally do-able. The concrete is keeping her body warm.

[–]watkins1989 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy shit I can't breathe!! Thank you so much for this picture

[–]Power_Pickle 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ; It's back. Really?

[–]toomanypens -1 points0 points ago

It was gone for a few days and came back.

[–]mrpheesh 0 points1 point ago

Mild disgust followed by chuckle

[–]Asmor -2 points-1 points ago

Talk about mind-blowing sex!

[–]NeedlesNInk -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahahahahahaha...

Breathing...

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[–]Devinator117 -1 points0 points ago

Repost asshole!

[–]Woden1Eye -2 points-1 points ago

fucked her to death

[–]D_b0 -4 points-3 points ago

how many fucking times have i seen this posted here?

[–]UltraChilly 0 points1 point ago

dear diary, jackpot! roo!

[–]spinalsnap -1 points0 points ago

Still counts.

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[–]nickisaboss 1 point2 points ago

wut