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all 124 comments

[–]GaMe_PTY 151 points152 points ago

If I could have that cat I bet all my problems would end...

[–]HipstersaurusRex[S] 45 points46 points ago

i bet your right.

maybe we could start a rental scheme?

[–]billslatts 82 points83 points ago

His right what?

[–]HipstersaurusRex[S] 91 points92 points ago

testicle. always bet with testicles

[–]sourcreamjunkie 12 points13 points ago

I should do this on our next poker night.

[–]Jewsy_shore 1 point2 points ago

Kittens, this cat needs to make mother fucking kittens.

[–]excommunicated 28 points29 points ago

you're

[–]excommunicated 8 points9 points ago

:) Not intended as an insult or taking away from the point, just mentioning it. Good habits and all that, the your/you're thing is an annoying habit to break. I have issues with affect/effect and then/than myself.

[–]HipstersaurusRex[S] 14 points15 points ago

Don't worry man. We cool.

[–]excommunicated 21 points22 points ago

*we're

KIDDING!

[–]Aevee 17 points18 points ago

[–]nwsreddit 10 points11 points ago

probably more like this

[–]LouSpudol 3 points4 points ago

Is this a type of cat you can get or is this just a unique characteristic of this one cat? I agree though. I would love to have a grumpy cat. It's probably the only meme I don't mind at all.

[–]Minotaur_in_house 7 points8 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's some cognitive issues. Tard is a special little kitty. And his appearance may be due to it. So it's not really a breed thing.

[–]utsuriga 4 points5 points ago

This is what you get when you inbreed animals for a few generations.

[–]voodood23 1 point2 points ago

I really hope im not the only one who wants this cat cloned

[–]LouSpudol 0 points1 point ago

It's like Gizmo except grumpy! haha

[–]OgGorrilaKing 25 points26 points ago

I want that cat so much :(

[–]Spacedoubt 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, me too. Is there something wrong with her though? Why is she so grumpy :(

[–]hoodihar 67 points68 points ago

My question is; where the !@#$ do all these grumpy cat pics come from? Why isn't the guy with the cat posting these himself?

AND WHAT'S WITH THIS RED DOT ON MY SCREEN? I KEEP THINKING IT'S A FAULTY PIXEL!

[–]Romneys_my_nigga 9 points10 points ago

Holy crap. That guy has two grumpy cats!

[–]WombatDominator 3 points4 points ago

And a Klinefelter's cat!

[–]HipstersaurusRex[S] 20 points21 points ago

[–]wumumo 3 points4 points ago

Aaaand bookmarked! I think this is going to be my new home page.

[–]EpicJ 3 points4 points ago

[–]iamsnicker 1 point2 points ago

[–]Jurily 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rikkushin 0 points1 point ago

Also http://www.grumpycats.com/

The website seems down, but it's legit

[–]-4-8-15-16-23-42- 0 points1 point ago

The red dot seems to show up on /r/AdviceAnimals not sure why...

[–]TbanksIV 1 point2 points ago

It is a faulty pixel. And the cat owner has a tumblr

[–]r4r4me 6 points7 points ago

The red dot is actually in the /r/AdviceAnimals css script. It's there for everyone. Unless you have subreddit style disabled of course.

[–]AlienHairball 5 points6 points ago

But... why is it there?! What great design decision led to that? :)

[–]kg333 1 point2 points ago

Supposedly it used to be over a Paranoid Parrot macro in the top bar. Now it's just a nuisance.

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow. I just never saw it I guess.

Now I'm both an asshole, and can never unsee it.

[–]Nic-nap 17 points18 points ago

Serious question:: is that cat healthy?

[–]Kroosn 10 points11 points ago

It's a dwarf cat. By all accounts healthy and happy.

[–]MACHOMAN-RANDYSAVAGE 5 points6 points ago

I've never seen it standing up, and the hind legs are always tucked under his belly. Is it paralyzed or something?

[–]silencer82 6 points7 points ago

If I recall from an original post by the owner, and in a video, the cat does have some problems with its hind legs. I'm pretty sure it was something genetic though, and it wasn't a serious issue. I'll have to see if I can find the source.

[–]Time_Code 4 points5 points ago

It is genetic but the vet also said she'll be fine and she's healthy. She's a sweet cat.

[–]GreenTeam 2 points3 points ago

AWW he looks grumpy and bewildered.

[–]salsa_de_tomate 2 points3 points ago

Are cats really that tiny and fluffy? Holy crap. I've always been anti-cat because I'm allergic (and I have these recurring nightmares of petting a cat and getting clawed at...I think that might have happened in my childhood...) but omg. It's so fluffy. Their other cat is really fluffy as well. I want to hug them.

[–]Fremdschaemer 0 points1 point ago

This one has a genetic defect. Normal cats are bigger when fully grown. Depending on the breed they can be very fluffy. Cats are great, but they can be a bit unpredictable, depending on the character. Some might try to claw you when you try to pet their bellies, since that's where they are most vulnerable, but the grand majority of cats is harmless and they are more than happy to get petted by humans. I had a crazy neighbors' cat who slept on my lap but would sometimes randomly claw my hand. It was rather harmless though. Nothing more than a couple of scratches and I still loved the cat. If you pet their head and back after letting them sniff your hand to let them see that there's no danger, the chance of getting clawed should be close the zero and it's totally worth it.

[–]knotANot 1 point2 points ago

Click youtube link to Tard cat.

Spend next 2 hours looking at cat vidoes.

[–]Genmaken 0 points1 point ago

I asked the owner in one of his first posts but never got an answer.

[–]Analhyphenblast 34 points35 points ago

I. Love. This. Fucking. CAT

[–]swag420yolo 9 points10 points ago

why don't you marry it then.

[–]fancy-chips 7 points8 points ago

I would if I could... but it would validate all the slippery slope arguments about gay marriage.

[–]swag420yolo -1 points0 points ago

you forgot to switch accounts

[–]fancy-chips 0 points1 point ago

sorry?

[–]Ch1psahoy 5 points6 points ago

I. Love. Fucking. This. CAT

[–]USxMARINE 4 points5 points ago

Colby cat :(

[–]takka_takka_takka 1 point2 points ago

too soon

[–]Analhyphenblast 2 points3 points ago

I. Cat. Fucking. This. LOVE

[–]voodood23 2 points3 points ago

Wheres I_RAPE_CATS ?

[–]samuraichikx 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mcgee00 9 points10 points ago

You should write a childrens book about grumpy cats adventures.

[–]TheresTheBlackGuy 11 points12 points ago

This cat is the cure for depression.

[–]bareju 5 points6 points ago

Well, that's ironic.

[–]trev93 6 points7 points ago

Not sure if Tard is offensive, or spot on.

[–]wilska 4 points5 points ago

I find Tardar sauce rather offensive.

[–]centipedeseverywhere 3 points4 points ago

I find all white sauces offensive.

[–]MrBullyGoat 6 points7 points ago

Whats the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
. . . . Taste.

[–]Mawds 5 points6 points ago

Do these grumpy cats have the cat version of Down Syndrome because they don't look right.

[–]soThisIsHowItEnds -2 points-1 points ago

Yup. Cats name is Tard.

[–]firedrops 7 points8 points ago

The owner claims this isn't a reference to its health status but just the result of her young niece misspelling Tartar Sauce (the cat's full name is Tardar Sauce.)

[–]takka_takka_takka 2 points3 points ago

I once had a cat names Miles. Not because he was black, but because he played a mean horn.

[–]soThisIsHowItEnds 7 points8 points ago

Nice way of avoiding the PC police.

[–]firedrops 0 points1 point ago

Kind of thought the same thing. Even if it didn't start out that way you have to wonder if there was a reason the cat's nickname of tard stuck...

[–]colbmiester 2 points3 points ago

Why the hell does this cat always look so grumpy?

[–]utsuriga 1 point2 points ago

He has the kitty equivalent of Down syndrome. :/

[–]CrankBrittBoris 2 points3 points ago

THat cat is a Karma machine!

[–]amstarling 2 points3 points ago

fucking hilarious. very funny OP

[–]giveitago 2 points3 points ago

Is that cat disabled? I've never seen it standing up.

[–]FireStarterBob 1 point2 points ago

violated :(

[–]hotsauce217 1 point2 points ago

a few years ago people were doing this on facebook. they had pages dedicated to their animals.

[–]Random_Sime 1 point2 points ago

My kitty does the same thing after being anally probed. He just huddles down and looks severely unimpressed.

[–]trev93 1 point2 points ago

looks eerily similar to Gizmo from Gremlins

[–]NoveltyAccount5928 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else think grumpy cat looks a bit like Steve Buscemi in this one?

[–]FuzzyWuzzyWasABurr 1 point2 points ago

I think it's time Senior Grumples got his own sub.

[–]ewatk432 1 point2 points ago

[–]FuzzyWuzzyWasABurr 0 points1 point ago

You just made my life.

[–]HerrCo 1 point2 points ago

I'm beginning to feel that cat has a more eventful life than I have.

[–]TheJanks 1 point2 points ago

If Marvin from Hitchhikers was a cat, he would be this cat.

[–]KlaraC 1 point2 points ago

Did the cat just swallow the thermometer? That must be the reason for that face...

[–]LarryTheLurker 1 point2 points ago

I really want to buy one of the "I had fun once..." t-shirts but it's $84 odd dollars to get it shipped to the UK :(

This cat deserves a special treat for putting up with us all gawping at it!

[–]BeerMe828 1 point2 points ago

well thanks for making me laugh so hard i farted in the middle of class

[–]jlo9907 1 point2 points ago

If I had that cat.... ohh sweet karmaaa

[–]ThatVanGuy 1 point2 points ago

One of my cats had to get a fecal sample taken once; it's a bit more aggressive than a thermometer. For the first instant he looked a bit surprised, then sort of settled into a "me gusta" face. I felt very awkward.

[–]principessa1180 1 point2 points ago

Do you think he would sell the cat?

[–]FlashGordon5272 1 point2 points ago

As a pre-vet student, this is fantastic XD

[–]rat_in_a_hat 0 points1 point ago

This cat looks sick, like it has some sort of genetic malfunction, or maybe was dropped on its head. It could actually have a really shit time of things.

[–]Wombmate 0 points1 point ago

Talkin' bout butts.

[–]JaneGabs 0 points1 point ago

Gollum!

[–]thatcantbegoodforyou 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thinks this cat's facial expression has an uncanny similarity to Clarissa comics ?

Google for more pain and suffering.

[–]MrGreenBeanz 0 points1 point ago

It looks more sad than grumpy.

[–]barsukoff 0 points1 point ago

Juuuust milking the grumpy cat photos eh

[–]markycapone 0 points1 point ago

that's it, I'm tired of this guy getting all the karma. I'm going to the shelter looking for the grumpiest cat.

[–]winning_negatively 0 points1 point ago

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

[–]dallas94bass 0 points1 point ago

What kind of cat is this?

[–]jenna66613 0 points1 point ago

aww that sounds like my cats when they go to the vet. I love that cat, she rules.

[–]utsuriga 0 points1 point ago

The more I see this cat the less funny and more sad he is. Poor cat.

[–]PhuQDuP 0 points1 point ago

Wow this cat is a karma goldmine that will never end.

[–]bsoper 0 points1 point ago

Is grumpy cat half persian half siamese?

[–]hamster_angst 0 points1 point ago

As a former vet tech, I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]TLiljedahl 0 points1 point ago

Much love!

[–]ItsEvan23 0 points1 point ago

OMG IS GRUMPY CAT YOURZ???

[–]scruffmonkey 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but i had an immediate image of the vet extracting the thermometer and sucking on it like a lolly pop. I think I need help.

[–]Rauceypants 0 points1 point ago

How many vets were there?

[–]shutuptj_ 0 points1 point ago

When will grumpy cat have his own sub?!

[–]F18Dubbs 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE ME SOME GRUMPY CAT!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

*Vet

[–]joecooool418 -1 points0 points ago

If that cat isn't fixed, he can sell kittens for race horse money.

[–]NSGSanj -5 points-4 points ago

I dislike cats.