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[–]mailmanjohn 7 points8 points ago

Every Redditor in 35 years.

[–]alexanderpas 3 points4 points ago

no, they know to not keep their finger on the trigger ;)

[–]alexanderpas 13 points14 points ago

Bad Trigger Discipline.

even when there is no magazine, there can always be a bullet in the chamber.

[–]rjfTrebor 3 points4 points ago

Bad English Discipline.

Unless the first line is the title of your pedantic book, it doesn't need to be capitalized. Also, your second sentence should have a "in the gun" in there somewhere. It suggests some sort of magazine-nihilism right now.

[–]alexanderpas 1 point2 points ago

Capitalization for emphasis is a valid.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

A valid what?

Also, no it's not.

[–]redditspice -1 points0 points ago

hey twat cunt
This is a casual internet chat. Fuck off with the grammar checks.

[–]rjfTrebor 4 points5 points ago

Say the same thing to the guy bitching about trigger discipline in r/funny.

[–]alexanderpas 2 points3 points ago

Bad trigger discipline kills people, bad grammar doesn't.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you. Bad grammar killed my parents.

[–]kanfayo 1 point2 points ago

Hey Twat Cunt

FTFY

[–]grundose 0 points1 point ago

That's the magic bullet.

[–]junrenman -1 points0 points ago

Bad trigger discipline indeed, however this weapon fires from the open bolt so with no magazine there is no risk of a negligent discharge. This does not apply to semi automatic "civilian legal" copies found in the US because the ATF requires them to fire from the closed bolt.

edit: a word

[–]whightboyslims -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't matter, poor trigger discipline is poor trigger discipline regardless if the weapon can actually be fired or not

[–]bigcat14us 3 points4 points ago

that cat is awesome

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points ago

That guys not too shabby either.

[–]Randywith8aaaaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

That is probably the sexiest thing I have ever seen.

[–]Duplicate_Pie 2 points3 points ago

That gun doesn't have a magazine in it, but I still feel as though I would end up in a "it puts the lotion on it's skin" type of situation.

[–]xeronproton 0 points1 point ago

Is Mr. Snuggles the cat or the man?

[–]skond 9 points10 points ago

The gun.

[–]impossibru65 -1 points0 points ago

For now.... Also, the gun isn't loaded, so you have a good running start to disarm him, not run away. Better safe than sorry!

[–]jjloees 3 points4 points ago

There could be one in the chamber. Don't move or the kitty gets it.

[–]impossibru65 1 point2 points ago

Of course, considering the cat doesn't kick your ass, too...

[–]likeasexyboss 1 point2 points ago

Such swag!!!

[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

In addition to my batshit backwoods survival antics, deep down I'm a gentle soul.

[–]riptaway 0 points1 point ago

Wow, reposted already?

[–]SerDelta 0 points1 point ago

Ya? And what does the cat say?

[–]DopeBenedict 0 points1 point ago

The original redditor

[–]cameronlyons 0 points1 point ago

probably the best thing ive ever seen

[–]PanicOffice -1 points0 points ago

israeli's do love their cats and guns!

[–]TheMongoose101 1 point2 points ago

Apparently Mr. Snuggles doesn't know about trigger safety.

[–]redditspice 1 point2 points ago

finger is on the trigger.... sigh

[–]stagl 0 points1 point ago

If anyone is wondering, the gun is my favorite 80s action movie gun, an UZI SMG

[–]realkalm 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, Mr. Snuggles.

[–]funkendread 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Old Man Hunger

[–]Clay_Statue 0 points1 point ago

He's got that oddly creepy, benevolent smile that makes him look like a white bin Laden.

[–]MineCraftJunkie2 0 points1 point ago

The gun is fake :P

[–]crazymonkey202 1 point2 points ago

Stereotypical Redditer

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

"Just take off your clothes and get in the crawlspace, and I'll make some tea."

[–]haleyarah 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you've held on to that repost for quite a while.

[–]All_Hail_Figgleforth 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this picture I always wonder if that is the keyboard player for The Band.

[–]lostcartographer 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but if I see this image one more time, I think I might end up just like that.

[–]corporatemeltdown 0 points1 point ago

DOWNVOTE. It should say, "Mr.Snuggles says, 'You can trust is.'"

[–]The_Sorrow -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh a lot :D Thx