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Battle #38 - Open for Voting! | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 38

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

II. Titles

  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

III. Image content

  • Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.
  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
  • No links to facebook.
  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
  • No albums or web pages, submissions must be a single image.

Submissions that do not follow the rules will be subject to removal by the moderators.

If you notice a submission that violates the rules, please report it to the mods, and send us a message letting us know why it was reported.


Commenting

Junk comments distract from this subreddit a lot more than in other subreddits that are not based on original content.

Comments that are cliché, text-only, not an original work, image macros, memes, reaction gifs, or off-topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

Comments should be fully compliant with RFC 2119


Voting

  • Please vote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

  • Please do not downvote submissions because they do not have obvious potential. An image that does not have an easy punchline may be the most creatively inspiring to others.

Please report inappropriate content to the mods.


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Miscellaneous/Mod Picks

Battle Archive

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/r/cutouts

/r/PicRequests

/r/FunnyStockPics

Drawing Requests

/r/ICanDrawThat

/r/DrawForMe

/r/DrawIt

/r/RandomActsOfDrawing

/r/RedditGetsDrawn

Colorization

/r/Colorization

Graphic Design

/r/design_challenges

/r/FreeDesign

/r/Graphic_Design

/r/DesignJobs

Animated GIF

/r/gifrequests

Photo Software Help

/r/Photoshop

/r/PhotoshopTutorials

/r/GIMP

Indentification/sourcing

TinEye reverse image search

Google Image Search (Click on the camera icon in the search bar to enter a URL or to upload a pic to search by.)


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all 155 comments

[–]GamblingYouth 246 points247 points ago

[–]falumptrump 5 points6 points ago

This one is my favourite.

[–]amado7786 0 points1 point ago

I'd pay to see that.

[–]Hessis 81 points82 points ago

[–]Pudding36 135 points136 points ago

[–]keto4life 13 points14 points ago

IANAD but that looks delicious.

[–]DELTATKG 17 points18 points ago

I am not a . . . dog?

[–]keto4life 2 points3 points ago

Close enough.

[–]DELTATKG 7 points8 points ago

I am not a... diabetic?

[–]ReginaPutana 1 point2 points ago

My first thought.

[–]dvddesign 4 points5 points ago

I dreamt that last night. Except I was the sexier, thinner version of me at a svelte 300 lbs.

[–]mbonus 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he is making sweet sweet love to that burger!

[–]Underbubble 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]CaiserZero 0 points1 point ago

CAUSE FUCK THE BURGER, THAT'S WHY!

[–]Geachh 1 point2 points ago

What burger is that? I legit want/need dis. Right now baconator is my #1 fast food bacon-cheese burger but that looks fucking grand

[–]Pudding36 1 point2 points ago

Hardee's/Carl's Jr, Monster burger... it's just meat, bacon, cheese and mayonase.

[–]roy_cropper 6 points7 points ago

I like this guy

He wins the Internet

Unless I find something better as I scroll down in which case some other guy wins the internet

[–]thesatsui -1 points0 points ago

Oh I like this one.

[–]SimonCharles 259 points260 points ago

[–]N4N4KI 37 points38 points ago

it should be meg getting punched.

[–]DanceswithCleverbot 217 points218 points ago

[–]N4N4KI 17 points18 points ago

Perfect.

[–]impudentmortal 23 points24 points ago

Not quite. Cleaveland's leg is still white.

[–]DanceswithCleverbot 99 points100 points ago

[–]SimonSays_ 7 points8 points ago

Some how this picture doesn't looked as fucked up anymore.

[–]CallMeCaleb 7 points8 points ago

I was expecting Tom Hiddleston.

I wasn't disappointed; just reminded that reddit and Tumblr are two very different things.

[–]bizarrokate 5 points6 points ago

Not always!

/r/TomHiddleston

[–]SayFuckYeah 214 points215 points ago

[–]Dudeizzle30 7 points8 points ago

Fuck yeah

[–]SayFuckYeah 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YEAH!

[–]garmonboziamilkshake 3 points4 points ago

Someone's been eating a whole lot of wienerschnitzel.

[–]kokesh 1 point2 points ago

this almost killed me. Good work!

[–]XtremeBlackout 31 points32 points ago

[–]BenakaGinge 105 points106 points ago

[–]hardturdbutthurt 1 point2 points ago

That wordplay alone is worth the upvotes.

[–]olbasoil 53 points54 points ago

[–]thesimi 10 points11 points ago

is... is he hover-handing that donkey?

[–]ist33 65 points66 points ago

[–]447u 16 points17 points ago

wat

[–]yourpenisinmyhand 0 points1 point ago

tf...

[–]skottdaman 0 points1 point ago

NSFW

[–]OneOfDozens 0 points1 point ago

Errol?

[–]redwormcharlie 22 points23 points ago

[–]conti208 84 points85 points ago

NSFW never in his wildest dreams

edit: moved the NSFW tag

[–]conti208 59 points60 points ago

Fixed it for myself lol

NSFW: Every night for peter!

[–]lexical_gap 21 points22 points ago

Does she have a nipple for a knee?

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

Shadow bro

[–]conti208 2 points3 points ago

haven't you heard? nipple knees are all the rage now for cosmetic surgeries

[–]keto4life 0 points1 point ago

shiftyeyesfap.jpg

[–]Imundecidedlypurple 9 points10 points ago

NSFW tag BEFORE the link...

[–]Accipehoc 2 points3 points ago

I wonder how long did you tried finding the right pic.

[–]conti208 3 points4 points ago

less than 5min. its all about using the right search phrase...

[–]LBKewee 6 points7 points ago

Rofl! prolly hadn't seen is own dick in ages.

[–]cz03se 8 points9 points ago

How are you getting downvoted if I dont even have a downvote option?

[–]Eevolveer 0 points1 point ago

pressing z

[–]GoodLeftUndone 0 points1 point ago

Removing flair.

[–]jogz699 1 point2 points ago

Hover hand during sex :(

[–]Coooturtle 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the few NSFW links I have not clicked.

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[–]TaylerMykel 9 points10 points ago

I don't get it......explain?

[–]XmRyan 26 points27 points ago

It was an old meme that only lasted for a day or two. It was peter (or was it pete?) surrounded by a bunch of women, while he was on his calculator. The captions usually involved math puns

[–]lasercow 0 points1 point ago

priorities peter

[–]polysemous_entelechy 0 points1 point ago

and where's the math pun in this one?

[–]XmRyan 3 points4 points ago

There isn't one, because this isn't a meme, it's a photoshop battle.

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[–]Matthef 11 points12 points ago

Shouldn't you at least change the picture by a bit?

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[–]DJJoeBlock[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'm surprised no one has done a South Park version yet

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[–]Operation_mongoose 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make the large kid dropping bass like Skrillex only dropping real bass fish for food that he so desperately needs?

[–]CoachSnigduh 0 points1 point ago

is that the kid from two and a half men?

[–]KDIZZLL2 0 points1 point ago

No, but it looks like him now that you mentioned. it's actually the obese kid wearing dickies and smoking, this was another pic of him posted in a b/ thread a month ago. /r/ is a little late on this one.