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[–]thenewestboom 5 points6 points ago

Looks like someone allowed the pizza to defrost!!

[–]frink99887 1 point2 points ago

Gotta rock out the pizza stone.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

DO NOT ALLOW PIZZA TO THAW! DO NOT PLACE ON PIZZA STONE OR BAKING SHEET!

It's in full caps. Trust me, these are a staple in my diet.

[–]prydek 1 point2 points ago

How?

[–]TripperDay 1 point2 points ago

I know that the instructions tell you to do this.

Don't do this.

[–]CanbolatComedy 1 point2 points ago

I would still eat it.

[–]Malcar 0 points1 point ago

How does this keep happening to people? I've never had anything even close to this happen. Even on drunk pizza nights.

[–]mikarm 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing they leave the pizza out for 15-20 minutes and then remember they were making pizza and put it in when the oven cold and then start heating it up? I don't know how this could happen otherwise.

[–]gerbil_george -2 points-1 points ago

Or they forget that you need a frickin pizza pan or stone to put the pizza on. You don't just stick a pizza in the oven without putting it on something.

Edit: How would you even pull that off, anyway?

[–]mikarm 1 point2 points ago

I've never made my own pizza so I know nothing about that, I figured it was a frozen pizza they bought. Depending on the brand you buy some of it has already cooked crust but the good brands do not.

This seems to be an actual problem for people. Most if not all brands of frozen pizza state you can put them right on the rack or on a pan, I've done it both ways and never had an issue like this.

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

Too much liquid in the dough, less water (or more flour) next time.

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. Fuck.

[–]dbrot24 1 point2 points ago

Knew I should have gotten delivery instead of DiGiorno.

[–]mitarnowski 1 point2 points ago

happy cake day! lol

[–]CH-Rampage 1 point2 points ago

This is like the ninth repost of this picture...

[–]schattenteufel 0 points1 point ago

so?

[–]SoupNinja 0 points1 point ago

Fuck. Another repost.

[–]bhg999 0 points1 point ago

Do you say that on every re-post you find? If so, stop re-posting... :)

[–]atx_atc -1 points0 points ago

HCD!

[–]heyy-girl 1 point2 points ago

On the plus side, Pizza sticks!

P.S. Happy cakeday!

[–]eovogt -2 points-1 points ago

Preheat the over dood