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[–]alcoholsuperhero 55 points56 points ago

Put this one back in the museum

[–]chilidog17 11 points12 points ago

Of reposts

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 2 points3 points ago

That's what he was saying...

[–]Bools 2 points3 points ago

Somebody get this man a gif stat!

[–]cantankerous_tim 32 points33 points ago

please tell me you didn't just repost the second-all time scoring link from adviceanimals

[–]Djalohr -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Kyman111[!] 7 points8 points ago

OP IS A FAGGOT

[–]whyyouasking 23 points24 points ago

[–]7_legged_spider 12 points13 points ago

Your momma is so fat her social status includes multiple castes.

Thank you, come again.

[–]hidell 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
on scumbag fat girl 19coms 485pts 2mos AdviceAnimals
Indian Yo-Mama Joke 489coms 2144pts 5mos AdviceAnimals
I laughed so hard 3coms -3pts 8dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]Mrfish679 3 points4 points ago

Such an old AA... Reepost

[–]KanishkT123 7 points8 points ago

As an actual Indian I find this hilarious beyond belief! By the way, cows are sacred only to Hindus. Most other religions are okay with eating beef, and there are many other religions in India besides Hinduism. Props on the joke though. :)

[–]whatthehelpp 1 point2 points ago

As an other Indian you embarrass me.

[–]KanishkT123 0 points1 point ago

Why? My grammar was impeccable, as was my spelling. I used no acronyms or bastardization of the English language. And my sentiments seem to cause no harm to anybody. Embarrassment at what?

[–]babingbongbang 2 points3 points ago

[–]MrEngenz 4 points5 points ago

Burns like curry!

[–]J4Seriously 0 points1 point ago

I guess you could call it... An Indian burn!

[–]MrEngenz 0 points1 point ago

Oooooooo!

[–]brownmagician 3 points4 points ago

As a hindu, I mean ya true but uh this a sikh guy but meh semantics. Funny was achieved.

[–]sexierthanhisbrother 3 points4 points ago

Rëpø§t

[–]turbojugend79 3 points4 points ago

This actually means that yo mama is sacred. Since he's calling her a cow and cows are sacred. I promise, I'm real fun at parties.

[–]lujanr32 4 points5 points ago

Nice try Carlos Mencia

[–]ImOnlySuperHuman 0 points1 point ago

I read this in an Indian voice. Is that racist? :(

[–]spattem 0 points1 point ago

I did this too....except im indian. Am I racist against myself?

[–]Huglifehero 0 points1 point ago

If I could like this more than once I would.. This is fantastic.

[–]gmv124 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I expected some native guy comparing a woman to a water buffalo

[–]Stigles 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny. not even close.

[–]happyearmuffs 0 points1 point ago

There are no sacred cows in India. The term "sacred" is a Christian one; doesn't really apply to India. Even if it did, it wouldn't apply to cows. There are no cow deities, cow icons, cow statues, and no temples to cows. Cows are one of the few animals that are not the object of worship in India.

[–]YoOmarComing 0 points1 point ago

I guess they would call this: an Indian burn!!!

I'll show myself out....

[–]a1phanumeric 0 points1 point ago

False. This is a common misconception. In india, cows are one of the few animals that are not actually sacred.

[–]saxshoe 0 points1 point ago

The original image is one of the highest rated posts in /r/AdviceAnimals.

Do you think no one would of seen this before?

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

Indian burn.

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

His forehead has more tread than most tires.

[–]NinjaFever 0 points1 point ago

If you didn't read this in an Indian accent you are a dirty little liar.

[–]Crackdave -1 points0 points ago

Repost NSFW

[–]Djalohr 0 points1 point ago

fuck, i had hoped to never see any of this video again...

[–]TimetogetDownvoted 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost of one of the top memes of all times.

[–]gurellaz696 -3 points-2 points ago

this is the funniest shit I've seen all day