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[–]immameoba 11 points12 points ago

Pug spent too much time in the game to go out like that. Pug life 4eva.

[–]Zman74 4 points5 points ago

R.I.P Puggie Smalls

[–]billslatts 2 points3 points ago

Photos of pugs always seem to be pulling this expression

[–]KattaOfTheWild 0 points1 point ago

The true reason for his facial expression would be obvious if you knew what the zombies left hand were doing...

[–]Coryshepard117 1 point2 points ago

Pugs would not fair well in the Zombie apocalypse.

[–]JustBreatheOut 0 points1 point ago

Pug shat itself

[–]mr_marty 0 points1 point ago

Skymall zombie, fuck yeah!

[–]aforu 0 points1 point ago

The judges would also accept 'Is it still there?' Red meat!

[–]Randywith8aaaaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

Hey its Denim Dan

[–]Ranger_X 1 point2 points ago

WHO KEEPS POOPING ON MY GRAVE?

1223 points, 13 comments.

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

Probably using it to scratch his ass.

[–]nikesh60 0 points1 point ago

Toss that salad mr zombie

[–]vivforvivir 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, this never would've happened if Carl had just stayed in the house.

[–]I_hate_pugs -1 points0 points ago

It would be better if it was a real zombie because then I'd know there would be a happy ending.

[–]chriszimort 0 points1 point ago

Oh sick no he's right in front of you! STAY IN THE GROUND.

[–]Reductive 1 point2 points ago

All pugs always look like they're about to explode. Like kirby ate a very old man.

[–]MacShirts -2 points-1 points ago

"You know what I hate? A zombie coming out of a grave...oh crap there's one right behind me, isn't there?"

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, he's sniffing the dog's asshole. Role reversal up in this bitch.

[–]callisto_tech -3 points-2 points ago

Shitting in a zombies mouth isn't normal, but on Halloween it is...

Halloween; one hell of a drug.