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[–]Virus64 5 points6 points ago

[–]Kr0nos 0 points1 point ago

Thanks a lot, Virus. Where the fuck do I shop for boxer briefs made for 8 testicles?

[–]Virus64 0 points1 point ago

They might include them when you buy at your local ferd dealer.

[–]ardvarkmadman 9 points10 points ago

Your penis has to be in the nanometer range before you can own one of these.

[–]FrankWolf86 0 points1 point ago

what's your point?

[–]thedarkknight21 3 points4 points ago

Fuck yeah 'Murcia

[–]jayjacks 0 points1 point ago

It just screams Ferngully

[–]thatguytony500 2 points3 points ago

The woman with the loosest vagina.

[–]joebags15 1 point2 points ago

probably one of or the only model

'twas but a joke

[–]Paper_Hero 1 point2 points ago

For those with exceptionally small wieners

[–]shazam311 1 point2 points ago

Maybe that woman is just incredibly short

[–]Blue_ODaniel 1 point2 points ago

Sorry about your penis, bro.

[–]Demonweed 0 points1 point ago

I'm shocked Reddit. This topic has been up almost eight hours and this seems to be the first Canyonero reference.

[–]tugarte 0 points1 point ago

ROFLYCOPTER

[–]Youcanbeasuperhero2 0 points1 point ago

Concept obviously

[–]TripperDay -1 points0 points ago

To the people talking about micropenises and 'Murica - this is a customized industrial truck from Deberti. Also, it's got gull wing doors.

I would never get one because I have a soul, but even I have to admit that's pretty pimp.

[–]doctacola 0 points1 point ago

Quit your bitchin'. 'Merica.

[–]nahhhht 0 points1 point ago

calm down calm down, it's probably a hybrid

[–]kruxi 0 points1 point ago

Some arab sheikh will get that for his birthday.

[–]The_First_Drop -1 points0 points ago

Just broke the speed of carbon footprint

[–]IAMZEUSALMIGHTY 0 points1 point ago

"Crushes poor people 83% faster!"

"Invade the middle east and get a free luggage rack!"

"5% discount if you're over 400lbs!"

[–]thatswatimtalkinbout 1 point2 points ago

Practically every car manufacturer make models that get terrible gas mileage and extreme performance. Also, Ford's ecoboost motors are some of the most efficient, they're creating a 1 liter engine they'll use soon, which is most likely about half the size of the engine on whatever you drive if not smaller, unless you own electric in which case, carry on with the smelling of your own farts.

[–]fetchlycosfetch -1 points0 points ago

...and that's why we love Ford Motor Company : they give the finger to all the green brainwashed zombies.

[–]Naldaen -1 points0 points ago

So Ford shut down the production lines of every other vehicle they produced before this and are solely focusing on this one-off show vehicle, correct?