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[–]viking_samurai 93 points94 points ago

She's ready to get married but still isn't able to tell them apart? Red Flag.

[–]Pendiculation 13 points14 points ago

thank you for helping me understand this

[–]Please_explain_joke 1 point2 points ago

You're lucky you understand things. :'(

[–]redeyedstranger 1 point2 points ago

I actually thought he was going to marry his twin sister at first. A Song of Ice and Fire ruined me.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul -3 points-2 points ago

I still don't get it.

[–]ENKC 3 points4 points ago

Reading the text helps.

[–]twelveTON 0 points1 point ago

I truly still do not get it :(

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

Guy poses as twin brother and proposes to twin brother's girlfriend.

[–]twelveTON 1 point2 points ago

ohhhhhhh! thank you! …now it seems so obvious.

[–]EverChillingLucifer -1 points0 points ago

aaaand that's the joke! :D

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

Ok. Go ahead and explain how this is a prank. Who got pranked. How this was worth $3000 dollars. How this is funny.

[–]oldpplfreakmeout 2 points3 points ago

He pretended to be his twin brother and asked his brother's girlfriend to marry him while she thinks he is his brother. The 3k was for the cost of the ring.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

Guy poses as twin brother and proposes to twin brother's girlfriend. What's not to get?

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

The brother (they are twins) is the one proposing to the lady who is his twins girlfriend, presumably. So it cost him 3 thousand dollars to buy the ring and propose to her. However HE is not the one who would marry her, it is his twin. So the prank is that she thinks his twin proposed, and the twin has no idea. Hilarity presumably ensues when the twin is confronted by his girlfriend (now "fiance") about the wedding plans.

[–]generallyhappy -5 points-4 points ago

this

[–]Hexxas 241 points242 points ago

Way to link to the original, asshole.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=259#comic

[–]Xyranthis 42 points43 points ago

Upvoted. NO ONE MESSES WITH ZACH WEINER

[–]MelloDeath 14 points15 points ago

Ain't no one.

[–]gman94 1 point2 points ago

[–]Maynard854 5 points6 points ago

Does this man have his own sub? Cause he needs one. Like now.

[–]Captainpatch 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, /r/comics.

[–]Maynard854 -1 points0 points ago

NOT ENOUGH WEI nope, not finishing that. You got the message.

[–]KingofCraigland 11 points12 points ago

Where's the button!? Why is there no button!?

[–]drakegta 4 points5 points ago

It's a really old one, before he started doing the button.

[–]Chrisbr117 0 points1 point ago

It's called a votey

[–]drakegta 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I knew that, but I thought I might come across as a jerk if I corrected him.

[–]Chrisbr117 0 points1 point ago

Well, allow me good sir

[–]MADI5ON[S] 5 points6 points ago

i'm sorry! i didnt know the source. i found it on FB and thought reddit would find it funny. I put the link in the description. Sorry to everyone I upset, it wasn't intentional!

edit: also i hadnt been on reddit while this post was climbing. last i left it it was at 10 upvotes. i had no idea and obviously i agree that its important to give credit where credit is due. i corrected it as soon as i could

[–]Hexxas 1 point2 points ago

OP, you're alright.

[–]BIG_AMERIKAN_T_T_S 2 points3 points ago

Also punch line in the title.

[–]MADI5ON[S] 5 points6 points ago

To everyone who is upset i didnt cite the source, HONESTLY i found this on my fb feed and thought it was funny. I didnt know what the source was, but as Hexxas submitted, it is http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=259#comic if i knew how to edit this post i would. i had no idea that it would get so much attention. I saw it, laughed and thought reddit would too.

[–]phi186 3 points4 points ago

it's cool bruh, niggas be gettin their panties bunched

[–]MADI5ON[S] 0 points1 point ago

thanks, i'm actually a chick and my panties are totally bunched with guilt

[–]phi186 2 points3 points ago

by bruh i mean bra and by bra I mean yous obvi a niggette

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry too much about it. Next time you submit something that may be from someplace else, run it through this guy: http://www.tineye.com/ and see if it kicks out an original source.

[–]Splarnst 10 points11 points ago

Why wouldn't he just buy a fake diamond ring? It's not she could tell at that moment.

[–]doctapeppa 13 points14 points ago

Because this didn't really happen.

[–]ENKC 4 points5 points ago

But... the picture is so realistic. Are you saying it's shopped?

[–]Rather_Dashing 1 point2 points ago

Neither did Star Wars, doesn't mean we can't discuss the plot holes.

[–]Splarnst 0 points1 point ago

Because it's fiction isn't a reason something that doesn't happen in fiction.

[–]Splarnst 0 points1 point ago

Because it's fiction isn't a reason something doesn't happen in fiction.

[–]Zechnophobe 17 points18 points ago

I really feel like there should be a rule about rehosting images like this. The image already exists on the web, and is hosted by the original content creator, right? Just link to it there.

[–]InfintySquared 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, there should TOTALLY be a rule about this. And they should probably put it in the /r/funny sidebar. Someone tell the mods to do that, stat.

[–]RageDoll 3 points4 points ago

Fairly sure there is one. But none of the mods for /r/funny do anything...

Also, I'm fairly sure (as this gets brought up like... ALL the time) that the original makers of content like this prefer for us to NOT link directly to their website, but instead link the original source in the comments.

Just in case they're popular and suddenly they get flooded with traffic. Breaking their servers or causing an infamous Reddit DDOS attack.

[–]xrelaht -1 points0 points ago

The SFW Porn network has that as a guideline:

Original source is allowed and preferred over the approved hosts. If your submission is not on the list of approved hosts, but it is an original source, please use the tag [OS] so your submission is not removed in error. If your image is rehosted from another approved host it will be removed.

[–]Straya_Cunt 1 point2 points ago

From the rules in the sidebar:

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. () ()

[–]FatTomIV 1 point2 points ago

This always frustrates me. There was a pic on the front page recently of a paper clip floating on the surface of a cup of water. While it is freely available on wikipedia, the pic was rehosted and the original photographer wasn't mentioned at all. I know the guy who took that particular photo, and he said that this was the third time that had happened. People can be such dicks.

[–]CheezyMcWang 3 points4 points ago

Classic Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal right there

[–]CuntHunt 1 point2 points ago

[–]ImaBlackBelt 0 points1 point ago

Came here to make this post. All of those videos are so fucking hilarious.

[–]ookluh 1 point2 points ago

especially when they had engagement night sex afterwards

[–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

made me think of this

[–]Ginodon 0 points1 point ago

and all the only children frowned.

[–]aboganza 0 points1 point ago

This is the plot to the Prestige

[–]hugethorn12 0 points1 point ago

One of my worst fears is dating someone who has a twin. I would be worried they would pull a switcheroo on me at any time.

[–]Hexxas 0 points1 point ago

But consider the threesome possibilities!

[–]MurderMoth 0 points1 point ago

Now we know why his twin thinks SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH.

[–]Koker93 -2 points-1 points ago

I actually like that you uploaded it to imgur - works with RES. Thank you!

[–]InfintySquared 4 points5 points ago

Unfortunately the mods disagree with you. See the sidebar.

[–]thisbaseball17 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately the admins disagree with you AND the mods.

Please read up on your reddiquette:

Under the Don't section:

"Complain about other users reposting/rehosting stories, images, videos, or any other content. Users should give credit where credit should be given, but if someone fails to do so, and is not causing harm whatsoever, please either don't point it out, or point it out politely and leave it at that. They are only earning karma, which has little to no use at all."

[–]The-Whiskey-Bandit -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!

[–]Iamadinocopter -2 points-1 points ago

repost and not giving the original?

douche

[–]icepickjones -2 points-1 points ago

Downvote for not linking to the OC. I mean swiping SMBC? REALLY?

[–]SlowpokesBro -5 points-4 points ago

For the love of god and everything that is holy. This, right here, is the mother of all reposts.