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[–]MrMudcat 122 points123 points ago

What is the second buffalo trying to accomplish here? What is its goal? Is it just being a dick?

[–]Polyether 154 points155 points ago

I recall watching this scene on Planet Earth (I believe), and what the narrator explained was happening was basically what you think is happening. The second buffalo is sending the one being chased to its death. In doing so it allows the remaining herd to carry on without worrying about the pack harassing them, at least for a few hours/days.

*After finding and re-watching the actual clip with sound, it seems I was mistaken, the narrator believes that in the chaos of the moment, the bison didn't really know what it was doing and the young calf was just a casualty of war. I felt I was cheating reddit with all of these upvotes, please accept my sincerest apologies.

[–]bond2kuk[S] 96 points97 points ago

Frozen Planet, but yeh, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the slowest one.

[–]korkyshadow 168 points169 points ago

As a fat kid i can say, i'm so fucking glad i'm human.

[–]MikeDitz 176 points177 points ago

Until the zombie apocalypse

[–]MindlessDreamer 107 points108 points ago

Fuck you Shane

[–]xbiggiesmallsx 24 points25 points ago

We're tired of your shit, Shane.

[–]imdsm 9 points10 points ago

Classic Shane

[–]Zazilium -1 points0 points ago

No, fuck you.

-Lori.

[–]daddyssecret 35 points36 points ago

maybe he's a fat kid with an AR and 4000 rounds of .223?

[–]edster2003 38 points39 points ago

Not enough.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 29 points30 points ago

He'll also need cheeseburgers.

[–]safariplanet 7 points8 points ago

Hmmm, yes. I'm pretty sure he will have to be sacrificed so we can have more cheeseburgers and take his gun for ourselves. Good thinking op.

[–]Rabidpotatoes 17 points18 points ago

Maybe he's a fat kid with an m1 Abrams MBT and his own oil refinery\ well, a solar farm, a gigantic garden, a ranch, and laborers he can pay in food, a gigantic electric fence and an AR-15 with 5000 rounds of .223. And a regular well for water.

[–]Oscar_Wilde_Ride 51 points52 points ago

He'll still end up giving it all away for a dry handy in a bathroom stall.

[–]warfrogs 14 points15 points ago

You know us fat kids too well.

[–]BloopBleepBlorp 2 points3 points ago

and women.

[–]TolerableGrammar 2 points3 points ago

Ehhh, I don't know

[–]NavarrB 7 points8 points ago

The fat kid from HotD?

[–]TheWeeBabyShamus 7 points8 points ago

That anime taught me that all high school girls are weapons/karate experts and all fat kids are gun experts.

Also tits.

[–]faggotmoose 1 point2 points ago

Wow. You got a lot out of that show.

I just learned tits.

[–]RandomPratt 2 points3 points ago

I just learned tits.

from the weapons/karate experts or the fat kids?

[–]NavarrB 0 points1 point ago

Definitely tits.

[–]Cheese_Bits 2 points3 points ago

Still zombie food.

[–]aatencio91 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's a fat kid named Harold Lauder. Best kill him now.

[–]Aprilias 0 points1 point ago

Nadine... we're damned.

[–]RageDoll -2 points-1 points ago

You ever see a fat kid run?

How about with a shit tonne of ammo?

Bullets and guns are heavy. I'll let him tag along, then first chance I get, smash his head in.

[–]Meditator90 0 points1 point ago

Metal Gear Solid 1.

[–]throwawayneu 5 points6 points ago

This is just based on a general observation, but would anyone care if I just shot the alpha-male that's going to start offing us at his earliest benefit before he gets the chance?

[–]s_s 0 points1 point ago

akbar.jpg

[–]helium_hydrogen 9 points10 points ago

Rule #1: Cardio

[–]Bluecynic 3 points4 points ago

RULE NUMBER 1. CARDIO.

[–]Spackypants 2 points3 points ago

This is actually rather worrisome because the fatty zombies cant run as fast, but they will last so much longer before decomposing.

[–]im_a_zombie 1 point2 points ago

soon

[–]impossibru65 1 point2 points ago

Cardio... Poor, poor fat bastard.

[–]RainbowOcean 1 point2 points ago

Rule #1: Cardio

[–]SpecUSN 9 points10 points ago

Your time will come...eventually.

[–]tcsac 2 points3 points ago

*and live in a developed nation.

If you think humans don't throw the weak to the figurative wolves, you're delusional.

[–]korkyshadow -2 points-1 points ago

Your stupid if you think anyone fat outside of a developed nation isn't rich.

[–]Sasquack 1 point2 points ago

You're stupid if you can't use basic grammar

[–]junkmanuk 2 points3 points ago

Ok I'm imagining you like this now http://bibliojunkie.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/piggy.jpg

;)

[–]cC2Panda 1 point2 points ago

As someone relatively athletic, I'm also glad I'm human.

[–]Mazakaki 1 point2 points ago

As someone both fat and athletic, fuck. I'd have been a ladykiller in the 1700s.

[–]Berdiie 0 points1 point ago

Solar powered segway and you are good to go. Onward! Onward to victory!

[–]drinkit_or_wearit -1 points0 points ago

I will knock your ass down fatty :P <3

[–]onduty 0 points1 point ago

As a poor, uneducated man during wartime, not so great to be human.

[–]TerdVader 2 points3 points ago

Poor Otis...

[–]nikosey 1 point2 points ago

i also think the needs of the many outweigh the needs of racoons

[–]Hotpotabo 9 points10 points ago

I though he was trying to help, but he messed up :(

[–]Squirrel_Whisperer 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that it's had was down and didn't even see the smaller one. From a special on Yellowstone.

[–]silenc3x 5 points6 points ago

They don't really explain that he did it on purpose as some survival instinct. When I first saw the episode it seemed more like he just wanted to get the fuck out of there ASAP and he could care less about maneuvering to avoid slow-ass Jeremy.

[–]Lee13412 5 points6 points ago

I remember watching this scene on tv and absolutely losing my shit when this happened

[–]Answer_the_Call 3 points4 points ago

Still makes me sad. :-(

[–]HEADPOCKET 2 points3 points ago

I usually don't care about shit but for some reason this makes me deeply sad.

[–]agedvanilla 3 points4 points ago

False! These buffalos are just blindly running trying to escape from the wolves... as you can see not even the mother is with her baby because of all the chaos.

[–]onduty 0 points1 point ago

It seems more likely they said that to add to the narrative, and in reality the herd was in a panic and when the big guy got that close to the wolves just freaked out more and trampled the young guy.

[–]Polyether 2 points3 points ago

I don't think so, you can see the larger buffalo bring his head down so that he can flip the younger one over, it seems very pre-meditated to me.

[–]onduty 0 points1 point ago

Interesting, I don't know much about a buffalo's natural instinct to raise or lower it's head. In a moment of pure adrenaline maybe he just put his head down to move whatever was in his way, out of the way. It's not that your premise is less likely, because it seems believable. It's just that I have a hard time seeing a creature such as the buffalo make a premeditated decision to forfeit another buffalo by knocking him down in front of wolves, if anything, he put himself in more danger by entering the pack. It all just looks like panic to me.

[–]Polyether 1 point2 points ago

I'm more inclined to believe that the larger buffalo was merely in a panicky rampage and would have done what he did to anything that got in his way. I, for whatever reason, had convinced myself that the narrator explained it as I had in my original comment, but upon finding and watching the clip again, he definitely does not, so I edited my original comment.

[–]traal 1 point2 points ago

If I were the buffalo, I'd be trampling the wolves instead.

[–]zeCrazyEye 2 points3 points ago

That's why you'll never be a buffalo.

[–]wiggen_tree 0 points1 point ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...

[–]Blacksheep01 0 points1 point ago

I watched this episode, I don't recall the narrator saying that? Additionally, buffalo are herd animals and not very bright, I'm fairly certain buffalo don't run logical processes so advanced that they think, "well, I better take that guy out but leave him wounded so the wolves are drawn to him, then we can all run away in the opposite direction." That's very advanced thought for a big, wild cow which typically have a thought process solely of "eat, run, mate."

In all likelihood the buffalo were running away and like all cattle, they just freak out and do crazy shit when startled. The one in the back happened to be lined up with that poor guy and the wolves, he put his head down to hit the wolves but hit the other buffalo and just kept running away, not one part of it preplanned (christ am I really having to argue against buffalo having advanced planning, tactical strategy and a concept of their own mortality? These aren't apes or fucking velociraptors!)

[–]PoochDoobie 0 points1 point ago

The narrators name is David motherfuckin Attenborough.

[–]Nogitsune 4 points5 points ago

What an unfortunate middle name.

[–]RubberShoes 0 points1 point ago

I was fucking crying in laughter at this

Then I read your comment and noticed what was actually happening

[–]bond2kuk[S] 13 points14 points ago

[–]Fuzbag 18 points19 points ago

Spoiler tag son!

[–]bond2kuk[S] 25 points26 points ago

Sorry dad

[–]zinthosian 4 points5 points ago

That's from season 2. It's been out so long it's on netflix. You're just asking for spoilers if you wait that long.

[–]WolfDemon 4 points5 points ago

It has been 13 years since Fight Club came out, I just saw it last summer. Never had the plot spoiled for me

[–]GiantDeviantPiano 0 points1 point ago

Some films people don't spoil... Fight Club, Usual Suspects, 6th Sense (except Scrubs) come to mind

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

The butler did it.

[–]zinthosian 1 point2 points ago

What I'm getting at is that if you wait for a long time to watch something popular, you have no right to get upset.

[–]GabenOnCageAction 0 points1 point ago

Has it really been such a long time though? There's plenty of popular things out there. And more and more, those popular things are TV shows. To stay current on all those things is a massive time investment. You invariably need to delay the viewing of at least one movie or show. Just because you don't have 24/7 free time means you deserve spoilers if you haven't caught up to an episode that was only 7 months ago?

[–]warfrogs 1 point2 points ago

That's not how spoilers work. You don't get to just say "Well, I think it's been long enough so.... HAHA!"

Also... some people might not have had access to that media or material for whatever reason. I don't think saying "Spoilers" is that hard to do.

[–]zinthosian 0 points1 point ago

So then where do we draw the line on how long something can be considered spoiler.

[–]yetkwai 0 points1 point ago

King Kong dies.

Rosebud is the name of the sled he had when he was a child.

Eventually you know these things even if you didn't watch the original, just through cultural osmosis.

[–]cC2Panda 2 points3 points ago

What's terrible is that he could have killed him with the shot but, nope, he just lets him get torn up.

[–]boejangles 3 points4 points ago

They don't stop and eat you if your dead. That was the whole point of shooting him.

[–]faggotmoose 0 points1 point ago

Well he had to struggle to make sure to grab the attention of the walkers.

[–]Asaoirc 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit. they'd knaw on him either way. Regardless, I'd turn around and shoot him once he was bit, anyway.

Assuming I'd ever do something this shitty

[–]faggotmoose 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but it's Shane. He has to make sure. Survival at the most terrible cost is his philosophy. There's no way he's taking the chance of their attention being drawn away from a lifeless body by live bait. He's gotta give them live bait to ensure they're not distracted.

[–]Asaoirc 0 points1 point ago

Give himself a lead, then put Otis down. That small compassion might have saved Shane from his eventual death. The fact that Shane is dead now and Rick is not shows that for all his talk of greater good and survival, he was a broken man.

[–]faggotmoose 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it's interesting to see Rick start turning into Shane right after he offs him. Interested to see how that goes. Just finished season 2.

[–]32koala 0 points1 point ago

Natural selection is happening.

[–]Tetelesthai 0 points1 point ago

He's trying to get invisible space-interwebz points.

[–]drinkit_or_wearit 0 points1 point ago

The second (repost) buffalo is saving the herd by sacrificing the weak.

[–]olyfrijole 0 points1 point ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo.

[–]iamkush 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, upvote for making me laugh till I cry. The second buffalo's purpose didn't even cross my mind.

[–]Patchworkparamedic 70 points71 points ago

It's funny because this is a repost.

[–]OP_lS_A_FAGGOT 9 points10 points ago

[–]shanahanigans 5 points6 points ago

I'm honored to be here at the birth of OP_IS_A_FAGGOT.

Godspeed.

[–]square_ham 0 points1 point ago

How was it not taken?

[–]KCisTall 1 point2 points ago

Because it's a 1 not an I

[–]milikom 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean OP_lS_A_FAGGOT.

[–]iamkush 151 points152 points ago

I'm calling it now; this is going straight to the front page. Well done, OP.

[–]Moncole 133 points134 points ago

And if it doesn't the repost will.

[–]JRutterbush 36 points37 points ago

I'm sure it already has. Several times, probably.

[–]pipeanddrum 22 points23 points ago

It has all happened before, and it will happen again.

[–]Lovvi 4 points5 points ago

It's the circle of life

[–]DrHasnoCash 0 points1 point ago

Somethings wrong. Everything's the same. But it's all different. *there can be only one

[–]Flatwounds91 6 points7 points ago

this is the repost

[–]bond2kuk[S] 6 points7 points ago

I created this GIF, but if someone has done it before, can you post it so I can see whose is better?

[–]thersoiv 8 points9 points ago

I laughed pretty hard (not that hard) when I saw the wolves that followed the repost turn into upvotes.

I actually lol'd

Quite inspired chap!

[–]Moncole 0 points1 point ago

I never seen it.

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 0 points1 point ago

The ironic part is they are making fun of reposts while admitting they are using a repost.

[–]DrHasnoCash -1 points0 points ago

Oddly enough. Last week someone did something like this with a different gif last week. Complaining about reposts but the gif was a repost. The thread was opposite

[–]Fleshgod 17 points18 points ago

Oh, the irony...

[–]beamoflaser 32 points33 points ago

[–]Daveyd325 6 points7 points ago

I think it would be funnier if the text wasn't as big

[–]xbiggiesmallsx 3 points4 points ago

Exactly. There's nothing I hate more than big text.

[–]sgtpppr 8 points9 points ago

What about Super AIDS?

[–]CaptainTater 7 points8 points ago

NOTHING

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

This changes everything.

[–]onduty 2 points3 points ago

the greatness of Seinfeld characters and storylines is that even though i havent seen this episode, I'm laughing because kramer and newman are working on a project together and clearly something jerry cared about was on that table. Link to episode?

[–]Notpan 1 point2 points ago

In this scene, Jerry's item is a newspaper and what Kramer is putting on the desk is Risk, the board game. The episode is called The Label Maker.

[–]onduty 0 points1 point ago

thanks!

[–]MrBarryThor12 15 points16 points ago

This post is so incredibly hypocritical.

[–]Socrates-Johnson 24 points25 points ago

I thought this was funny first, but then I realized that this was just sad, and I serious'd.

[–]flisis 1 point2 points ago

sirius'd

[–]jdzz 11 points12 points ago

You don't have to be the fastest. You only have to be sure the other guy is slower than you.

[–]lolodotkoli 10 points11 points ago

I love the change to upvotes

[–]havok3114 4 points5 points ago

Rule #1, CARDIO!

[–]lucas-hanson 3 points4 points ago

I think someone is butthurt because his OC was shitty.

[–]RageMorePlz 1 point2 points ago

Definitely not OP because this is a repost.

[–]Liebjuice 2 points3 points ago

funny because this is a repost..

[–]Localnomad 2 points3 points ago

The Op speaks the truth

[–]DrPoopingPooperson 0 points1 point ago

This was on reddit last year, the original without the downvotes.

[–]G5gfo 2 points3 points ago

Halfway through the video, one of the wolves just stops and waits for the other buffalo :|

[–]heavyshark 2 points3 points ago

Reposting this right now

[–]justzak 0 points1 point ago

going to repost your repost

[–]heavyshark 0 points1 point ago

So... You like being rammed...

[–]Toombus 0 points1 point ago

Oh god the irony.

[–]matt01ss 2 points3 points ago

All I gotta say is, damn, why didn't I think of that.

Oh and great job!

[–]jheald1 2 points3 points ago

this is brilliant.

[–]jheald1 0 points1 point ago

i think you win with the jpeg

[–]viciousJack 0 points1 point ago

but now i just feel like i'm sitting in your lap. it's a horrible, guilty feeling

[–]jheald1 0 points1 point ago

[–]mattfromseattle 6 points7 points ago

Damn Nature, you scary!

[–]catjob 2 points3 points ago

TIL STEVE BUSCEMI IS FIREFIGHTER 9/11 VOLUNTEER STEVE BUSCEMI STEVE BUSCEMI FIREFIGHTER

[–]xStagief 6 points7 points ago

This is an awesome gif

[–]pjkrahe -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to say this. Its been a while since I laughed out loud at a GIF.

[–]John0nly 3 points4 points ago

I'm probably the only one feeling bad for the old slow mother fucker.... that's terrible.

[–]wtb2612 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he's old. Based on the size difference, I'd say it's a young one. Which makes the bigger one even more of a dick.

[–]Kalgoor -4 points-3 points ago

implying people follow that

EDIT: Oh the irony. Look at the downvotes.

[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

Did you really make your original post of ">implying people follow that" feeling entitled to upvotes? your post contributed nothing except a shitty meme. there is no irony in the fact that you got downvoted.

[–]HerGraceness -1 points0 points ago

sad......

[–]Occamsrazor1 -1 points0 points ago

What is the original video?

[–]rocinantevi 1 point2 points ago

The best repost post I've seen. Archived and saved for a repost in three months. Actually no. I don't have the motivation to repost. I just browse.

[–]IMAPocketWhaleAMA 0 points1 point ago

This is the saddest GIF I've seen today.

[–]alec801 1 point2 points ago

The irony in this post hurts

[–]vkapustin 1 point2 points ago

It's sad how true this is

[–]sea_otter 1 point2 points ago

This is good. I like this.

[–]stfumikep -1 points0 points ago

I can't tell if this is intentionally ironic. This is in fact a repost.

Fuck.

[–]xscaralienx 0 points1 point ago

the one that doesn't follow the repost at the very end shouldn't turn in an upvote, it should be saying "wait a second..." or "this is a repost"

[–]Marcellus_Wallace_ 0 points1 point ago

I was actually laughing out loud till I realized a poor buffalo really did die when you take out all the arrows and text.. :/ I kept laughing, just not as loudly...

[–]Tan7 0 points1 point ago

Big buffalo to the small one: "do you even lift?"

[–]Bohlean 1 point2 points ago

I lost it when they switched to upvotes.

[–]DISREPUTABLE 0 points1 point ago

Original Contempt.

[–]fu_fu_bear -1 points0 points ago

Aren't these reposts in and of themselves?

[–]nigel_thornberry125 -1 points0 points ago

The funny part is this is a repost.

[–]EatsYourBaby 1 point2 points ago

i just wanted to say that i love how the downvotes change to upvotes once they start chasing the repost.

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

Reddit loves the classics.

[–]tictacballsack 0 points1 point ago

TIL what (OC) meant. Finally.

[–]sexbobomb91 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have a youtube link of this footage?

[–]Ceasg 1 point2 points ago

It's from BBC's 'frozen planet'. Youtube

[–]sexbobomb91 0 points1 point ago

Cheers

[–]butwhymalemodels 0 points1 point ago

I am sad now.

[–]SidaMental 0 points1 point ago

I'm just sad for that animal

[–]slippp40 1 point2 points ago

Probably one of the best .gifs I've seen in a while

[–]terrortowers 0 points1 point ago

warning: i think i just had a really stupid idea

i was just thinking, why doesn't reddit have an automatic image search for when you post anything with an image that reverse searches the same subreddit for the same image... and if it's a ~95-100% match to a previous post within X months (or forever?) it's automatically spam filtered.

wouldn't that ensure OC? the only problem i see with this is the chance of accidentally filtering out a small number of OC, but if it's spam filtered, mods can approve it at request if it's checked for OC manually...

[–]Fr4t 1 point2 points ago

I like how the wolfs still chasing the big bull turn into upvotes.

[–]theForce666 1 point2 points ago

fucking, genius

[–]SmellyFace -1 points0 points ago

That buffalo needs a scumbag hat.

[–]HaloRockz 0 points1 point ago

This was depressing to watch.

[–]TheGameCamel 0 points1 point ago

As if people actually look at your comment karma and care...

Intelligent people post content of their own which they directly financially benefit from onto reddit, and if it gets popular from a repost, then they win either way.

I.E. Upvotes don't really matter at all.

[–]Lolsub 0 points1 point ago

Just because it's OC doesn't mean it's good. Why do you think repost are always up. I dislike repost but they're are just something you have to weed out until reddit learns to be original. Of course, I don't mean everyone, but you get my point.

[–]Freddythealien 0 points1 point ago

OC, on reddit. HAH!

[–]grandmatakesasquirt 0 points1 point ago

This is a fucking repost in itself. This joke is made literally hundreds of times a day. In your shitty attempt to critique the content of reddit you are doing the exact thing you are critiquing.

[–]CodenameCaboose 0 points1 point ago

Story of my fucking life.

[–]SantasMagicalJanitor[!] -4 points-3 points ago

ITS OK EVERYONE!...Op didn't repost this, he cross posted a repost.

That means he can fufill his need for self righteousness with a clear conscience.

[–]Itchy_Koala 2 points3 points ago

Better take this post from a very popular subreddit and repost it to another very popular subreddit in case they missed it!

[–]LooksLikeANewAccount 1 point2 points ago

This footage has however been used in the past for this exact same purpose.

[–]Hyrum_Graff 0 points1 point ago

So Reddit is like Star Wars? Once you kill OC it comes back stronger than you can possibly imagine as a repost?

[–]theexalted 1 point2 points ago

MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.

[–]Billy_bob12 -1 points0 points ago

Most of the time OC gets downvoted because it's shitty.

[–]christes -2 points-1 points ago

To all the people saying this is hypocritical: why? Yeah, I'm sure it's a repost. OP is probably just going with survival of the fittest.

[–]Nutshell38 -3 points-2 points ago

Somebody post the repost gif with the OC army guy breaking the door down and the repost army guys running in.

[–]Jooniper -3 points-2 points ago

This happened to me on my cake day, I thought I'd not mention my cake day... just post a really cute picture I took and was sadly disappointed. http://imgur.com/bWASF

[–]Sparks_MD 0 points1 point ago

That's not cute, that's a tree...

[–]Jooniper 2 points3 points ago

Sorry the squirrel wasn't white, racist.

[–]daffydubs 0 points1 point ago

New meaning to "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you"

[–]Killhead 1 point2 points ago

This has the same exact meaning, it is only a different animal.