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Battle #38 - Open for Voting! | New Rule, Oct 15

Battle 38

About Photoshop Battles

A subreddit for people to use photo manipulation software to create new images.

Official weekly battles are held where entries are removed for the first 24-hours to give an opportunity for more detailed submissions.

Battle winners pick the photo for the next battle (only upvotes are counted) and all entrants are given subreddit flair.


Rules for Submissions:

I. No Requests or Questions

  • Requests, such as "Please photoshop me or my friend", can be posted to /r/picrequests.

  • Questions, such as "Where else could he be?", or "What else could she be sticking in her mouth?" are not permitted.

II. Titles

  • Your title must be descriptive. Please accurately describe the subject of the photo.

  • No cliches such as "this has potential", "lets see what you guys can do", or "make this epic".

III. Image content

  • Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.
  • No technically low-quality images. Focus, framing, lighting, etc. are important.
  • No links to facebook.
  • NSFW tags must be used generously.
  • No albums or web pages, submissions must be a single image.

Submissions that do not follow the rules will be subject to removal by the moderators.

If you notice a submission that violates the rules, please report it to the mods, and send us a message letting us know why it was reported.


Commenting

Junk comments distract from this subreddit a lot more than in other subreddits that are not based on original content.

Comments that are cliché, text-only, not an original work, image macros, memes, reaction gifs, or off-topic are subject to removal by the moderators without notification.

Comments should be fully compliant with RFC 2119


Voting

  • Please vote based on quality of work. Lazy shops shouldn't win just because they made you laugh. You can still vote funny stuff (we can't control you) but keep in mind that people spend lots of time making some really good submissions and deserve as much recognition as the next guy.

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all 136 comments

[–]decentPhotoshopGuy 326 points327 points ago

[–]DanceswithCleverbot 202 points203 points ago

[–]incredible-ninja 20 points21 points ago

it would have been awesome if you typed shop da whoop

[–]DanceswithCleverbot 46 points47 points ago

[–]incredible-ninja 17 points18 points ago

good... very good....

[–]tatergunner 17 points18 points ago

Shoop is already 4chan for photoshopping.

[–]toxic_nob 109 points110 points ago

Reminds me of this classic Bean

[–]ElolvastamEzt 131 points132 points ago

[–]Minifig81 34 points35 points ago

You're not looking for a job at Valve, are you?

[–]ElolvastamEzt 8 points9 points ago

Too bad they're not in NYC.

[–]kristoffski 3 points4 points ago

That gave me a mighty chuckle!

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 117 points118 points ago

[–]Gizzard_Puncher 14 points15 points ago

Your argument is invalid, my queen.

[–]briguy182182 266 points267 points ago

[–]fornesto 149 points150 points ago

TIL the Queen plays 007

[–]smallyolly 64 points65 points ago

I do miss bighead mode in games.

[–]sunchase 25 points26 points ago

been using it in gears 3 lately. But it was nothing like in old NBA JAM. BIG HEAD CLINTON!

[–]smallyolly 9 points10 points ago

Wow, I totally forgot about all the characters in that game!

[–]gchase723 4 points5 points ago

It was also in Batman: Arkham City.

[–]caglebagle 7 points8 points ago

I still use big heads in Blitz. *I still play Blitz.

[–]CantWearHats 15 points16 points ago

Did you somehow miss this from the London 2012 opening ceremony?

[–]BrettTheThreat 15 points16 points ago

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

=(

[–]alahos 9 points10 points ago

I can't either but this is what my detective work brought up.

[–]Joe_Kehr 115 points116 points ago

[–]HarryLillis 6 points7 points ago

So does the Queen, ha.

[–]Daanando 188 points189 points ago

[–]LowSociety 122 points123 points ago

[–]Cluster_One 28 points29 points ago

That's a..

[–]CompactedPrism 110 points111 points ago

[–]herbistheword 54 points55 points ago

the most brilliant part of this gif is that (if you have RES) the guy looks directly up at the dick head

*edit: for the RES-less

[–]rathat 70 points71 points ago

[–]CorneliusTumblecunt 23 points24 points ago

I have never seen the original gif posted without this as a reply.

[–]NBAallstar 28 points29 points ago

And you never will.

[–]Quazifuji 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the only times I've seen the reply with fewer upvotes, even.

[–]SirTubz 3 points4 points ago

Make that an upvote.

[–]dreamlax 1 point2 points ago

What a dickhead.

[–]Vulcanos96 0 points1 point ago

Wow, it took me way too long to realise..

[–]thedog123123 33 points34 points ago

[–]nessefi 4 points5 points ago

The hell is this picture from?

[–]Smiles1077 5 points6 points ago

[–]buckhenderson 51 points52 points ago

[–]buckhenderson 67 points68 points ago

[–]spoofex 141 points142 points ago

I have a request for the photoshop guru's

Cut the Queen out, put her and the one of Charles (the crazy running away one) with him having left a flaming-turd-bag on someones front door and she's just around the corner from the front door/street corner.

If you image has the front door as open, then please put some clearly insane man in the doorway!

BEGIN!

[–]Kattzalos 46 points47 points ago

You are the hero this subreddit deserves.

[–]spoofex 10 points11 points ago

Man this is almost what was in my head. Genius.

Edit: somebody give this motherfucker a bestof!

[–]jrgzz20 1 point2 points ago

I love how you chose a Mexican building.

[–]ohmahjah 0 points1 point ago

I like the rioter in the doorway on your edit. Well done.

[–]TheFinnDatWontGiveIn 90 points91 points ago

Here's my quick effort. I prefer LowSociety's though http://imgur.com/c8OJf

[–]spoofex 11 points12 points ago

Its a strong effort worthy of merit.

[–]spoofex 2 points3 points ago

Its good!

[–]paperclich3 0 points1 point ago

Gracias ;)

[–]NoodleSSM 13 points14 points ago

Genius

[–]Descriptivista 4 points5 points ago

Plural of guru is gurus.

[–]spoofex 12 points13 points ago

Are you happy with your life?

[–]leavemudkipalone 9 points10 points ago

I like how correcting Your and You're every three seconds is fine but correcting lesser known words merits downvotes and belittlement.

[–]Joe_Kehr 68 points69 points ago

[–]newton1643 37 points38 points ago

[–]skryb 75 points76 points ago

My first attempt at a 'shop. It was the only thing that came to mind.

[–]bujweiser 20 points21 points ago

wow, that is creepy.

[–]Bluewind55 36 points37 points ago

if i didn't have to leave my house in a few minutes id have shopped the "oh you" dog staring back at her. If you're reading this keep the dream alive!

[–]GoogaNautGod 184 points185 points ago

Botch job after work on my laptop.

I hope it's what you were looking for.

[–]Bluewind55 21 points22 points ago

Brilliant

[–]riridiculousstutter 14 points15 points ago

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

[–]callsign_helo 1 point2 points ago

[–]undercoveruser 43 points44 points ago

A bit lazy (stupid perspective): http://i.imgur.com/8lasi.png

[–]NotaMethAddict 39 points40 points ago

[–]Martinthg 54 points55 points ago

c..c..comic sans?

[–]NotaMethAddict 79 points80 points ago

Yes ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Kashyyykk 25 points26 points ago

You can't use that here, this is graphist country.

[–]Kattzalos 21 points22 points ago

Papyrus it is then.

[–]Kashyyykk 24 points25 points ago

[–]ElolvastamEzt 17 points18 points ago

[–]Kashyyykk 12 points13 points ago

[–]cturnr 1 point2 points ago

whats this from again?

[–]AvioNaught 3 points4 points ago

Better yet, Wingdings!!!

[–]Malex_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

Oh Kyle, you so cheeky!

[–]Commod0re 0 points1 point ago

if it weren't well past the time I should have gone to bed, I'd be doing this right now!

[–]rhorn91 0 points1 point ago

that's what she said.

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[–]Angelmann25 13 points14 points ago

She was in on the joke

http://i.imgur.com/OAOAD.jpg

[–]SovietSteve 0 points1 point ago

HAHA ROMNEY LOL

[–]JamesSn0w 44 points45 points ago

[–]JacksonHannan 9 points10 points ago

I feel like this is more accurate than people would care to admit.

[–]leavemudkipalone 11 points12 points ago

DAE le think Americans are le fat???

[–]HiImGarrett 3 points4 points ago

As an American, yeah most of us are.

[–]JacksonHannan -1 points0 points ago

I was talking more the way she's like, "Oh look at those silly people!"

[–]LeadStark[S] 5 points6 points ago

[–]phaserstofun 5 points6 points ago

[–]tr3k 6 points7 points ago

Images should be at least 500x500 pixels.

[–]weaselstomp[M] 6 points7 points ago

I'm leaving this up, this one slipped through and has become quite popular (we usually ask for a repost w/ a higher quality)

[–]LeadStark[S] 3 points4 points ago

The larger image was posted by /u/buckhenderson before I realized the low quality.

[–]neshi3 36 points37 points ago

[–]raffytraffy 151 points152 points ago

meh

[–]Bortjort 16 points17 points ago

When he was on Good Morning America, I knew the dream was over

[–]incredible-ninja 5 points6 points ago

agreed

[–]leavemudkipalone 1 point2 points ago

Too mainstream.

[–]judge__mental 4 points5 points ago

NSFW

Edit: Bonus: That German dude's face and googly eyes! http://i.imgur.com/R3eHo.jpg

[–]MS-paint_shop 4 points5 points ago

[–]incredible-ninja 34 points35 points ago

this belongs to /r/mspaintbattles

[–]qnnplmr 5 points6 points ago

Aaaand that's a thing. Thank you :D

[–]treesatemypenis -4 points-3 points ago

[–]_egru 22 points23 points ago

but you sliced her hat... :(

[–]newton1643 17 points18 points ago

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[–]jeaton 2 points3 points ago

I know, right? Haha, I was like fuck the penguins. Their shit talk doesn't escape the motherfucking hanglider. Like WTF, man.