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[–]Whynotzoidberg420 15 points16 points ago

Funny thing actually ... Back in the day they would put fire extinguishers over trash cans because back in then they were the most common thing to go up in flames. Unlike our fire extinguishers of today they usually consisted of glass bottles filled with water with a heat trigger set to break the glass if it got too hot. Once it breaks the idea was the water would put out the flames the problem was they were never that good either the trigger never released or the bottle was missing. The bottle was kind of cool too as they meant it to be kinda like a fire grenade you either left in its spot or grabbed from its holder to throw at a fire.

Soooo yeah kinda useless info but I thought it was cool.

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[–]TesticleToe 0 points1 point ago

At least try to make the blue text something witty, you good-for-nothing fuckbag.

[–]the_real_dray -1 points0 points ago

Dammit now I really need to know what his comment was! Also, that escalated quickly!!

[–]Dickfore 2 points3 points ago

There's been a spammer going around lately linking to some ad. His links are always super obvious, like I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED! or some shit like that.

[–]TesticleToe 0 points1 point ago

It was the guy who's been posting that fucking Honey Boo Boo derp face in every post's comments.

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[–]Dickfore 2 points3 points ago

Huh. Well there you have it.

[–]fauvist22 12 points13 points ago

No that's a woman's fire extinguisher. Men have a built in extinguisher...

[–]boondoggie42 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say that a real man would deal with the fire properly.

[–]i_am_omega -1 points0 points ago

Women do too its less accurate and efficient and more toasty on the buns.

[–]Dumpthedumptser 9 points10 points ago

never heard of r/funny?

[–]i_am_omega -1 points0 points ago

*ever

[–]realitycheckk 19 points20 points ago

TRULY WTF MATERIAL RIGHT HERE

[–]ClassicShmosby -1 points0 points ago

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?

[–]Rikkushin 3 points4 points ago

I almost puked

[–]LHD91 6 points7 points ago

This is not WTF, this is r/funny. Try it,

[–]Crayon-Mechant 5 points6 points ago

Plot twist, the bottle is filled with vodka.

[–]Tyranichomp 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]surferchic741 0 points1 point ago

All I know is you're not supposed to use water to extinguish a fire that has any oil involved. Since the water is heavier than oil, it will sink to the bottom, then when it gets over heated, all of it will explode out creating a bigger flame than what you started with.

[–]ClintonEra 2 points3 points ago

A real man's fire extinguisher

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

I knew someone who died of the flesh eating bacteria.. anyone got one for that?

[–]dhdfhdfh -2 points-1 points ago

[–]random_but_sober 0 points1 point ago

Dasani one know where to get an actual extinguisher?

[–]peacebuster -1 points0 points ago

Amare Stoudemire's fire extinguisher.

[–]MacDizzle -1 points0 points ago

Knicks' locker room?

[–]Dylex 0 points1 point ago

A real man would smother the fire with his beard.

[–]JimJonesIII -1 points0 points ago

Let's hope he never has a chip pan (oil) fire.

[–]Man-alive 0 points1 point ago

That bottle appears to be still water, and yet seems to have a lid from the carbonated variety.

[–]heisenberg69 0 points1 point ago

"What the fuck?!" - nobody

[–]JustTerrific 0 points1 point ago

A dead man.

[–]GDRolfe 0 points1 point ago

That wouldn't actually work. The fire would burn the string and cause the bottle to drop, but the water in the bottle would prevent the plastic from melting and releasing the water. You can try it for yourself with a lighter and a water bottle.

To go even further, if you fill a balloon with water and hold it over a flame, it won't pop. You can sit there until the water boils.

[–]waterbuffalo69 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

...

[–]LeD3athZ0r 1 point2 points ago

that should be the reaction of the man ( or woman ) who tries to find a fire extinguisher in that place.

[–]bobusdoleus -1 points0 points ago

The bottle's there for to drink, then you piss out the fire.

[–]dawn-of-the-dan -2 points-1 points ago

Five steps to easy karma:

  1. Remove fire extinguisher from wall-mounted holder.
  2. Tie a string around a Dasani water bottle.
  3. Hang Dasani bottle from extinguisher holder.
  4. Snap picture.
  5. Upload to reddit.