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[–]DudeJesse 62 points63 points ago

Wasn't this just on the front page a few weeks ago?

[–]mortal_rombat17 13 points14 points ago

Yea. I dont get how it gets this many upvotes if reposting is so frowned upon.

[–]nastyn8g 7 points8 points ago

If I may, I would conjure an explanation. For example, I went on a fishing trip and was without cell phone service or internet access for the duration. Henceforth, I was unable to browse reddit. When I came across this delightfully funny picture, I upvoted it. That's how it happens.

[–]mortal_rombat17 2 points3 points ago

Alright, you have that right. In terms of probability, do you think that many people missed coming across something if they could browse more pages the next time on reddit? I'm not trying to be a dick, just curious.

[–]ClockStalker 4 points5 points ago

/u/mortal_rombat17: Analyzing 123 comments and submissions over the last 168 days

  • Most active hour: 3-4am UTC (0.095 posts/hour)
  • Least active hours: 5am-1pm, 4-5pm UTC (0 posts/hour)
  • Complete hourly breakdown

Hypothesized location: Eastern North America

Hora fugit, ne tardes

[–]mortal_rombat17 -1 points0 points ago

3-4 am is the most active hour. WTF?

[–]dementeddog 1 point2 points ago

Quick! Do me!

[–]nastyn8g 0 points1 point ago

That's a great point. I often never get past three or four pages on reddit. I am sure that is a big part of it, too.

[–]Total_ClusterFun 9 points10 points ago

This is so old I saw it on iFunny while pooping last week.

[–]Insideoutwards 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone lives on Reddit.

[–]mortal_rombat17 -1 points0 points ago

agreed. your argument is invalid.

[–]ihaveaquickquestion2 -2 points-1 points ago

Not as frowned upon as complaining about reposting.

[–]mortal_rombat17 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't complaining. I was explaining my confusion. Don't get so defensive. Easy to give a one liner and sound tough on the internet, isn't it?

[–]ihaveaquickquestion2 0 points1 point ago

I love your sentence following the suggestion about being defensive. My turn:

Don't be so defensive. Easy to give a one liner and sound tough on the internet, isn't it?

Now we can go on forever.

[–]mortal_rombat17 0 points1 point ago

Or I'll say good day and not respond anymore.

[–]happygore 1 point2 points ago

Your point? Reddit is driven by the community. The fact that you see this on the front page means it's working. Not everyone gets a chance to see posts the first time they make it around.

[–]WonkaKnowsBest 40 points41 points ago

[–]Thanatos_Rex 3 points4 points ago

Well said, spidey.

[–]THENOOBLER 0 points1 point ago

OP is an asshole

[–]hidell 110 points111 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
[10] guy plays poker 28coms 461pts 1mo trees
Poker face. 530coms 1953pts 1mo funny
Hit me 0coms -3pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Blame_The_Green 40 points41 points ago

"Dude...all of my cards are the same."

[–]emmetttt 7 points8 points ago

Playing the TrappedInReddit game, risky...

[–]peterboliver 7 points8 points ago

[–]Blame_The_Green 1 point2 points ago

Hence the link in my comment.

[–]ccurry84 1 point2 points ago

haha This was great

[–]RamizHaddad 2 points3 points ago

Actually this was repost from a couple of months ago.

[–]SamWise050 1 point2 points ago

Downvote for repost, but I just love 10 guy in this.

[–]mikemcgu 4 points5 points ago

REEEPPPPPOOOOSSTT

[–]hawk25 22 points23 points ago

REPOST

[–]su5 10 points11 points ago

REDDIQUETTE

Don't:

> Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

Carry on

[–]matt01ss 14 points15 points ago

Subreddit rules overrule reddiquette

http://i.imgur.com/JnAsC.png

[–]su5 4 points5 points ago

Damn, I just got lawyered.

/hatsoff

[–]Davinpants 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't say anything about the act of complaining, it only says don't repost.

[–]matt01ss 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand your point. I was pointing out to su5 that reposts are not allowed after he made a comment about reddiquette.

[–]Davinpants 0 points1 point ago

My point being, su5 was stating rediquette about complaining. You presented a rule for general reposting. Your rule of reposting doesn't allow complaining, it simply states that reposting isn't allowed. Complaining is still forbidden, no matter if reposting is forbidden or not.

[–]ReadMyPosts 3 points4 points ago

"Do you have any twelves?..."

[–]BuffaloBounce 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought "cards with friends" was a new smartphone app and wondered why nobody has pressured me into downloading it yet.

[–]Zakumene 0 points1 point ago

Oh boy i can't wait until Zynga releases Cards with Friends - the card game.

[–]AnarchoPanda 1 point2 points ago

So why does he only have 4 cards? Is he THAT high?

[–]Djugdish 1 point2 points ago

They're playing Omaha.

[–]mitchkid03 0 points1 point ago

The other four guys only have THREE!

[–]AnarchoPanda 0 points1 point ago

Touche

[–]DisRuptive1 0 points1 point ago

Or Badugi.

[–]Dat_Wolf_Pack 1 point2 points ago

I like that he also has more cards than them

[–]zach_man 1 point2 points ago

10 guy is a lowball champion.

[–]SnapHook 1 point2 points ago

There it is. Badugi champ is what he is.

[–]IrritatedQuail 0 points1 point ago

Dat Badugi hand.

[–]mitchkid03 0 points1 point ago

A poker hand consists of FIVE cards not FOUR!

[–]Zeldagon 0 points1 point ago

Actually there are dozens of different types of poker some requiring as few as 2 cards some requiring as many as 9. Honestly you can play it just about any way you want.

[–]Dissentiate 0 points1 point ago

"Hey man..... <2 minutes pass...>... how do we play this game?"

[–]KRossVD 1 point2 points ago

"All in"

[–]do7com 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, do you have any J's?

[–]dedliyeti 1 point2 points ago

Stoners have the best poker face.

[–]emeraldrumm 0 points1 point ago

It bothers me more that 10 guy has 4 cards and everyone else has 3 cards than the fact that this is a repost.

[–]DisRuptive1 0 points1 point ago

The other players have likely chosen to discard 1 card each and now it's up to 10 guy to choose 0-4 cards to discard (in order to be replaced).

[–]JaFFsTer 0 points1 point ago

That's a solid lowball hand. He should come over the top anyone drawing 2 and play for showdown value

[–]freecandy_van 0 points1 point ago

In 2-7 triple draw he is working his way to the nuts!

[–]Hammerguy4 0 points1 point ago

Again? Really???

[–]NTFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]airborneANDrowdy 1 point2 points ago

THIEF! Did you make it? No. Did you post it anyway? yes.

title comnts points age /r/
[10] guy plays poker 28coms 461pts 1mo trees
Poker face. 530coms 1953pts 1mo funny
Hit me 0coms -3pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Is_th4t_g00d 0 points1 point ago

2,3,4,7 looks like a good hand? Too much 2-7 lowball being played lately.

[–]omnomedynom 0 points1 point ago

[–]MikWin 0 points1 point ago

Ten guy has four cards...

[–]SuperCreativeGT 0 points1 point ago

Repost! grabs a pitchfork

[–]TiposTaco 0 points1 point ago

That is funny.

[–]ToastedEnder 0 points1 point ago

Repooooooooossssstttttttttt!!!

[–]PaulDG1017 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!! Come up with your own shit scumbag

[–]vivapabs -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]PeterHousen 0 points1 point ago

fuck off.

[–]LesBFrank 0 points1 point ago

I'll repost my FIXED

[–]Dissentiate -2 points-1 points ago

I see what ya did there...

[–]navel_fluff -1 points0 points ago

He also has a card more than the other players. He might be on to something here.

[–]blazedshaggy 1 point2 points ago

I laughed wayyy too long on this one...

[–]ethanlan 1 point2 points ago

lol same

[–]touchedbymidgets -2 points-1 points ago

[7] high.

[–]hillbull -1 points0 points ago

Awesome, if they are playing 2-7 lowball.

[–]SnapHook 2 points3 points ago

Actually it's a monster badugi hand.