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[–]JaggedPussyTeeth 580 points581 points ago

Kitty belly is the greatest thing ever.

[–]khalkhalash 218 points219 points ago

He's so pudgy! It looks like it would fit almost perfectly in the palm of a hand, too.

I wouldn't even mind the rabbit kicks and the tooth attack as long as I got some of that sweet, soft kitten belly.

...it's weird how I can talk about cats like I'm basically molesting them. I hope they don't feel that way.

[–]drvirgilmd 175 points176 points ago

Look at how that kitten would fit perfectly in the palm of the human hand. Checkmate, atheists.

[–]krebstar_2000 28 points29 points ago

So kittens can be used as banana substitutes?

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      [–]derping 65 points66 points ago

      i wanna *boop the belly so badly

      [–]raychull17 9 points10 points ago

      I've heard that pudgy bellies like this are a sign that it might have worms. :/

      [–]DisguisedTroll 100 points101 points ago

      omg worms are sooo cute

      [–]shamecamel 51 points52 points ago

      in bigger cats, yeah, but cats that small are fat and pudgy. A perfectly healthy cat will be a fat little blob until it grows up, best just take it to a vet.

      [–]novadoll 9 points10 points ago

      When cats have worms they are usually really skinny except for their belly's who are round. If the entire cat is pudgy then its just fat :D Nothing wrong in deworming your cat every 3 months or so anyway, specially if its an outdoor cat.

      I have a Persian cat with a pudgy belly but he is just a pudgy cat, thankfully he loves belly rubs and kisses.

      Owh and kittens specially can have pudgy belly's just after eating.

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          [–]eldanger05 125 points126 points ago

          Will someone please edit this and have that baby kitty destroying a city or something. Godzilla style!

          [–]timesoldroman 292 points293 points ago

          i know i'm late to the party but did someone want a shoop?

          [–]timesoldroman 41 points42 points ago

          sorry my laserbeams SUCK

          [–]big_onion 104 points105 points ago

          it's going to be ok lil nigga you can do it

          [–]i_cnt_spll 27 points28 points ago

          I understand this reference and feel apart of things.

          [–]EvilLittleThing 9 points10 points ago

          "Apart of things" and "a part of things" have different meanings. I think you meant the latter :]

          [–]accdodson 7 points8 points ago

          Dude, he can't spell. He actually did a pretty good job.

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            [–]-NegativeZero- 3 points4 points ago

            Try editing in these lasers

            [–]little-moon 2 points3 points ago

            Gave you an upvote anyways. The pic is awesome :D

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              [–]TLDRName 3 points4 points ago

              That'll do, pig. That'll do.

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                [–]FeebleGimmick 124 points125 points ago

                Fear the kitten!

                [–]FeebleGimmick 87 points88 points ago

                A bit more subtle

                [–]FeebleGimmick 45 points46 points ago

                kitten unleashes its wrath

                [–]FeebleGimmick 32 points33 points ago

                OK last one

                [–]Munt_Custard 4 points5 points ago

                I second this notion.

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                  [–]crushed0ranges 81 points82 points ago

                  CAT TUMMMY! I just want to poke that cat's belly.

                  [–]crookedhead 279 points280 points ago

                  Was scared to click comments on this one

                  [–]grimpoteuthis 131 points132 points ago

                  It's exactly what I was expecting. Rude people being rude and good people getting called white knights for having human decency.

                  [–]HighGuy92 57 points58 points ago

                  I scrolled down pretty far and it took me a while to find any comments about her stomach that weren't telling other people to stfu about her stomach- kind of ridiculous.

                  [–]ArkTangent 99 points100 points ago

                  Are we still talking about the cat? Because I'm still here for the cat.

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                        [–]SuperMse 66 points67 points ago

                        I thought Simba wasn't supposed to go to shadowy places.

                        [–]Diemac 96 points97 points ago

                        That's a cute little fat cat.

                        [–]jeffiguritout[!] 27 points28 points ago

                        Fat cat or cat fact?

                        [–]Diemac 15 points16 points ago

                        Why not both?

                        [–]TheW1zarD 7 points8 points ago

                        Porque no los dos?

                        [–]nomnomgardettos 53 points54 points ago

                        Oh God did he just say cat facts.

                        [–]Eagle_One 26 points27 points ago

                        One does not simply...

                        [–]VR53KS 10 points11 points ago

                        Command not recognised. You have a <year> subscription to Cat Facts and will receive fun <hourly> updates!

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                          [–]Its-A-Fap 115 points116 points ago

                          I feel like every comment is telling everyone to shut up about the girl... Strange thing is I can't find anyone really saying anything bad about her. Are they just assuming those comments have been made?

                          [–]cptRedBeard 37 points38 points ago

                          I haven't seen a single negative comment among the first 200 comments. Yet I have seen at least 20 comments defending the girl's figure. I think that people are just karma whoring and chastising imaginary comments.

                          [–]istara 34 points35 points ago

                          No, there were tonnes of comments against her a couple of hours ago. Likely (hopefully) they have been downvoted into oblivion.

                          They were clearly by frustrated and bitter forever-alones, because any man (or lesbian too, I assume) able to get themselves a real life partner doesn't need to bother criticising a perfectly healthy, attractive young woman from the sad fetid pit of some dingy basement.

                          The only people that spend ages slagging off minor imperfections in people or obsessing over how "fat" Megan Fox or some other celebrity looks in a certain photo are those who couldn't even score Honey Boo Boo's mother if they plied her with a case of vodka.

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                              [–]sycatrix 22 points23 points ago

                              love the irl blue and orange!

                              [–]string97bean 107 points108 points ago

                              LOOK! IT THINKS IT'S PEOPLE!!!

                              [–]doublemahler 32 points33 points ago

                              Damn it, Woodhouse.

                              [–]Bellemy 9 points10 points ago

                              Because how hard is it to poach a god damn egg

                              [–]Random_Cheetah 14 points15 points ago

                              That cat is badass.

                              [–]Kellianne 12 points13 points ago

                              I love the shadow game! My cat finally figured out that the objects moving on the floor came from my toes! He wasted no time attacking them in an "how dare you?" sort of way.

                              [–]bletcher 30 points31 points ago

                              Is that nohands' cousin? http://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/69751-cats-no-hands.jpg

                              [–]0btusegoose 684 points685 points ago

                              +1 for a normal lookin hottie

                              [–]ohfouroneone 256 points257 points ago

                              Please don't post about her looks Reddit please don't post about her looks Reddit pleas- OH GOD DAMMIT

                              [–]Purplemustachedonkey 35 points36 points ago

                              there is no way you can make a post on reddit with even a mildly atractive female without at least one person posting about her looks.

                              [–]zed_three 116 points117 points ago

                              there is no way you can make a post with even a mildly atractive female without at least one person posting about her looks.

                              FTFY

                              [–]fan-attic 4 points5 points ago

                              there is no way you can make a post with even a mildly atractive female without it being the top comment.

                              FTFY

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                                [–]Jeptic 2 points3 points ago

                                The whole of reddit bound together to comment 'nice' only in a comment thread. They can do thi...doh

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                                  [–]mistsofobscurity 39 points40 points ago

                                  She's way cute. True fact.

                                  [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 9 points10 points ago

                                  cat facts?

                                  [–]FatWhiteAmerican 131 points132 points ago

                                  I wish we would show more of this so people wouldn't fucking starve themselves to look like shit they see on tv.

                                  [–]wu_xiaolong 195 points196 points ago

                                  You don't have to starve yourself to look good. You need to eat healthy.

                                  [–]veracityandillusion 131 points132 points ago

                                  And exercise. It'll make you feel good too

                                  [–]SlightlyAmbiguous 172 points173 points ago

                                  I exercised once. Never again.

                                  [–]Smegzor 99 points100 points ago

                                  Exercise. Not even once.

                                  [–]SlightlyAmbiguous 34 points35 points ago

                                  I still can't feel my ass.

                                  [–]smoakme 17 points18 points ago

                                  I can.

                                  [–]SlightlyAmbiguous 14 points15 points ago

                                  How is it?

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                                      [–]Madrical 40 points41 points ago

                                      I dunno, I exercise daily and eat healthy and I still feel like balls.

                                      [–]veracityandillusion 84 points85 points ago

                                      are you balls?

                                      [–]brokenarabic 38 points39 points ago

                                      that would explain a lot

                                      [–]balls_deep_in_ur_dad 15 points16 points ago

                                      Sure would.

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                                          [–]wu_xiaolong 25 points26 points ago

                                          I eat ~2000 calories per day, only healthy food, lift weights every other day, walk a ton, and I earned six-pack abs in my mid-30s. 10 months ago I was 35lbs overweight. No alcohol, no pizza, lots of lean protein, and no excuses.

                                          [–]forensicredpotatoes 32 points33 points ago

                                          No alcohol, no pizza and no excuses? PASS.

                                          [–]wu_xiaolong 5 points6 points ago

                                          To be honest, I quit alcohol mostly because it bored me. I love the taste of a great beer once in a while, but alcohol is generally a pretty dull existence I've found. I prefer medical marijuana for my buzz, but good luck sticking to 2,000 calories while medicated.

                                          [–]forensicredpotatoes 2 points3 points ago

                                          All well n good for you yanks with access to medical marijuana!

                                          [–]wu_xiaolong 4 points5 points ago

                                          I ♥ San Francisco, California.

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                                            [–]TareXmd 2 points3 points ago

                                            Yep. The mid-30s is when the average Joe with average upbringing starts figuring out what he needs to do right...

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                                                [–]ASTROPOTATOE 7 points8 points ago

                                                Amen and amen.

                                                [–]Dat_Karmavore 26 points27 points ago

                                                But no ramen.

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                                                  [–]streetbum 21 points22 points ago

                                                  These first two comments would make that girl feel so fat.

                                                  [–]DiaperParty 1 point2 points ago

                                                  BRAVE

                                                  [–]Under_My_Umbuhrella 4 points5 points ago

                                                  It's about eating right (unprocessed, natural food) and a healthy lifestyle that includes a decent amount of exercise and physical activity. It's really not that hard...

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                                                    [–]Mrl53 57 points58 points ago

                                                    Hot girl, plays with cats. You'd think reddit would be all over this.

                                                    Alas.

                                                    [–]deyur 102 points103 points ago

                                                    Alas.. it only reached the front page?

                                                    [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 15 points16 points ago

                                                    Well, with cats AND girls I figured it would reach the Reddit Gold front page. You know, the one without all the content that sucks

                                                    [–]SantiagoAndDunbar 10 points11 points ago

                                                    dat ocean view doeee

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                                                        [–]awwyeahbitch 355 points356 points ago

                                                        Anyone making fun of her belly needs to shut the fuck up. This is what a normal, healthy looking female her age should look like. Get the hell over it. On another note, this picture is full of d'aww! :)

                                                        [–]partint 49 points50 points ago

                                                        and even if it's not what a healthy female should look like, doesn't mean she deserves to be made fun of.

                                                        [–]MuffinsRUs 101 points102 points ago

                                                        Here here! Anyone that feels otherwise should submit a photo of his or herself in a bikini and face our judgement.

                                                        [–]lifestory 52 points53 points ago

                                                        sigh... I hate to be that guy, but... no I don't, fuck it:

                                                        "Hear, hear!"

                                                        [–]Jedo_de_Xylo 19 points20 points ago

                                                        I always thought it should be "Hear here!"

                                                        [–]fizzletto 15 points16 points ago

                                                        Nope. It's short for "Hear him, hear him!"

                                                        [–]ExTractorFan 3 points4 points ago

                                                        Here hare here.

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                                                          [–]awwyeahbitch 17 points18 points ago

                                                          For science!

                                                          [–]dspin153 10 points11 points ago

                                                          ehhh that could get creepy and weird real fast

                                                          on a side note that no one is talking about.....look at that little kitten attacking her hand thinks he's fierce....lil buddy

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                                                            [–]TareXmd 14 points15 points ago

                                                            I'm a doctor and I can confirm that. That's actually on the lower end of belly fat in that position, when looking at every other girl with a BMI <25.

                                                            [–]nunufar 19 points20 points ago

                                                            You can be skinny yet healthy. Stop saying "normal." So all skinny people that are just skinny and not because they starve themselves are not normal and ugly?

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                                                              [–]kobesmokeskush 16 points17 points ago

                                                              Man, that looks like a nice life

                                                              [–]fysh 69 points70 points ago

                                                              I see so many people defending the girl's figure but no one actually saying anything bad about it.

                                                              [–]brookuslicious 20 points21 points ago

                                                              Eeeeeeehehehehehe look at that little kitty's precious little round belleh!!!

                                                              [–]ViolatorRose 26 points27 points ago

                                                              Way too many comments about the girl, not enough comments about the kitten

                                                              SO FREAKING ADORABLE <3

                                                              [–]psmoke 329 points330 points ago

                                                              I'm sure the negative comments about this girl are from men who couldn't get the time of day from a girl with even a fraction of this one's beauty. It all stems from insecurity.

                                                              [–]farmthis 90 points91 points ago

                                                              Anyone sitting like that has an unflattering-looking stomach if they aren't actively sucking it in.

                                                              Reddit hasn't seen a CANDID photo in years.

                                                              [–]LlamaAttackForce 101 points102 points ago

                                                              I don't think ppl realize that when you sit like that your stomach rolls up like that. Even male models with six packs have a very tiny slight pudge when you sit with back straight. Hence why models like to lean back a bit when in a sitting position for photos.

                                                              tl;dr ppl are idiots and don't realize sitting = gut for even models

                                                              [–]agent-99 9 points10 points ago

                                                              sick packs? lol

                                                              [–]LlamaAttackForce 1 point2 points ago

                                                              well, stomach flu's give you six packs.

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                                                                  [–]old_fox 141 points142 points ago

                                                                  Agreed, I think she's pretty cute. A little belly on a girl is all good.

                                                                  [–]scoobydoo182 128 points129 points ago

                                                                  That's considered a belly? SHE'S FUCKING SITTING DOWN! All stomachs do that.

                                                                  [–]old_fox 19 points20 points ago

                                                                  ya, we all got bellies. It's all good.

                                                                  [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 37 points38 points ago

                                                                  Yep. I can confirm they're for holding food an shit.

                                                                  ...hm. actually literally for holding food and shit. accidental turn of phrase there

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                                                                    [–]RampagingKittens 225 points226 points ago

                                                                    Not to mention, if she stood up it would probably look relatively flat. Sitting changes things! She's absolutely within the "normal" range.

                                                                    [–]HilarityEnsuez 74 points75 points ago

                                                                    yeah, she's a little hunched over. Only the twiggy girls don't get little bellies while doing that. She looks perfectly fine to me!

                                                                    [–]hotsandontoes 89 points90 points ago

                                                                    Even when I was at 121 lbs (I'm 5'7") I had a little belly when I hunched over. Damn it, people. That's normal!

                                                                    [–]executex 32 points33 points ago

                                                                    We're not looking for normal, we're looking for perfection.

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                                                                    [–]1third 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    105lb here at 5'5". same thing.

                                                                    [–]sderpuhhh 22 points23 points ago

                                                                    Why was there just a stream of "I'm skinny too" comments???

                                                                    [–]Allikuja 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    Because we all wanna be the girls you point to when you say "she's hot!"

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                                                                      [–]VinR0uge 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      Weight and height is completely relative. It depends more on your build, diet, and exercise routine.

                                                                      I have been told I look like I am 130 but I am actually 150lbs/5'9.

                                                                      When I sit like that I have a bit of a belly, but overall I am rather lean (I am a long course runner, strength train, and now working towards triathlons).

                                                                      I guess my point is that you can't really attach much meaning to the number.

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                                                                          [–]losthighway12 41 points42 points ago

                                                                          My gf has a little belly. She doesn't like it and want to get rid of it. I find it cute but she thinks I say just to make her feel good.

                                                                          [–]kjs45d 2 points3 points ago

                                                                          Hahaha my boyfriend tells me he likes my belly too and I just glare at him because, in my mind, how could anyone think this belly is cute?!

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                                                                            [–]flydeloreanfly 51 points52 points ago

                                                                            Muffin tops are the best part of the muffin.

                                                                            [–]alexlp 14 points15 points ago

                                                                            She knows you want a piece of that, but she's just there to tan.

                                                                            [–]DerginSlayer 11 points12 points ago

                                                                            It means she eats good food. Which I like. Yep... Girls, foods, and kittens.

                                                                            [–]healcannon 5 points6 points ago

                                                                            So you can zerbert amiright?

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                                                                              [–]Nicky2385 39 points40 points ago

                                                                              I'm a girl, and the first thing I thought of after I went 'Aww' was 'That girl has a great body!'

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                                                                                [–]Hipster-Link 148 points149 points ago

                                                                                Psh, everyone here dissing the chick's belly is supporting projection theory.

                                                                                Quit being such jerks.

                                                                                [–]Mike_Aurand 141 points142 points ago

                                                                                That is definitely NOT a "belly."

                                                                                Source: I live in the states.

                                                                                [–]Gamion 107 points108 points ago

                                                                                Yea, that's called slouching. People need to stop listening to Cosmo and glamor magazines

                                                                                [–]drbojangles 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                As an American I can confirm this.

                                                                                [–]Gamion 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                As an American as well, I can confirm your confirmation of my confirmation.

                                                                                [–]LlamaAttackForce 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                and ppl need to realize that models lean back on their elbows when getting their pictures taken = no pudge.

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                                                                                  [–]23fuck 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMOcyCLZHBQ

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                                                                                    [–]gobias 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                    The funny thing is if she was standing up her belly would look pretty normal and everyone would be talking about how hot she is. Pretty hard to have a flat belly while sitting down like that.

                                                                                    [–]Gorski_Song 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                    What, her belly is fucking hot.

                                                                                    [–]Mike_Aurand 45 points46 points ago

                                                                                    People seem to be ignoring the fact that she's sitting down and bending forward, which makes anyone who isn't a Victoria's Secret model look slightly more "pudgy" than they are.

                                                                                    [–]ValarDohaeris 70 points71 points ago

                                                                                    Even the VS models look like humans before being photoshopped into perfection.

                                                                                    [–]MissBlanche 30 points31 points ago

                                                                                    Holy shit.....they do. THANK YOU FOR THIS

                                                                                    [–]ValarDohaeris 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                    Anytime. There's a reason they're always stretched out and arched in the photos - those are optimal positions for stretching your skin out and looking thin. NOBODY LOOKS SKINNY HUNCHED OVER. Everybody has extra skin on their stomachs so that we can bend and twist. There's a reason that near-death anorexic girls still think they need to lose weight because they can pinch "fat" (SKIN!) on their bellies. It never goes away.

                                                                                    Allesandra Ambrosio is my favorite VS model (she's on the left) and even she has what would appear to be a slight "pooch" even though she is so damn skinny that multiple ribs are defined.

                                                                                    sigh

                                                                                    [–]azyzzbrah 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                    Some people still look skinny hunched over. http://www.anomalousmaterial.com/movies/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The_Machinist_06.jpg

                                                                                    [–]ValarDohaeris 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                    I knew someone would nitpick. I meant without having their abs tensed as Christian's clearly are. If he were sitting and relaxed, his stomach would be awash with skin rolls.

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                                                                                    [–]Starlight01 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                    She isn't "plus-size" anymore :/

                                                                                    [–]immisunjii 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                    This makes me really sad :(

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                                                                                              [–]reallynotjackiechan 183 points184 points ago

                                                                                              Hot girl? Check. Adorable Kitten? Check. Imgur? Check. OC? Check.

                                                                                              See you on the front.

                                                                                              [–]Mike_Aurand 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                              I swear, this comment is posted anytime a cat and a female appear in the same picture.

                                                                                              [–]flarpy 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                              And it's true every time :p

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                                                                                                [–]madelinerose7 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                                Fun fact: not OC! I know this girl!

                                                                                                [–]iamseriously 64 points65 points ago

                                                                                                Maybe you know OP, too.

                                                                                                [–]magnificentkatie 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                Well don't show her this, i swear this would just strip her self esteem faster than a wildfire. Some people are just jerks.

                                                                                                We should turn the tables and trash talk any guy that weighs over 105lbs and see how they like it.

                                                                                                [–]SicSo 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                Don't call it that.

                                                                                                [–]CAESARS_TOSSED_SALAD 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                Seriously. It could be a boy kitten.

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                                                                                                      [–]solario27 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                      all i saw was this sad face

                                                                                                      [–]thisiserin 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                      I'll take 10 of those kittens.

                                                                                                      [–]NoDiceChicago 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                                      This is /r/aww. What the fuck is with all the misogyny? gtfo spergs

                                                                                                      [–]istara 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                      Forever-alone basement dwellers need to remind people (and convince themselves) that the only reason they are single is because there is no woman on earth attractive enough to be worthy to date them.

                                                                                                      [–]I_Hope_So 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                      What's a sperg?

                                                                                                      [–]eveisdawning 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                      It's a derogatory name for someone who has aspergers.

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                                                                                                        [–]Pulpedyams 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                        Could somebody please post a comment criticizing this girls appearance? I have a lot of ranting I need to get off my chest.

                                                                                                        [–]Rockran 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                        Sure. She appears to be lightly sunburnt on her upper shoulder, creating an inconsistent skin tone.

                                                                                                        Disgusting

                                                                                                        [–]Pulpedyams 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                        You goddamn misogynistic son of a bitch! I can't believe people like you still exist in this day and age?! It's 2012 not 1012 you goddamn hateful bastard! I didn't fight in 'Nam to have people like you walking around judging peoples' goddamn UV exposure! In the aftermath of my rampage I will simply direct people to your comment, here, now and they will understand. From your comment its also extremely obvious that you don't support the use of contraception or the ethical treatment of animals. People like you make me sick.

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                                                                                                          [–]IAmAlGore 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                          How the fuck do you remember your username?

                                                                                                          [–]Frolish 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                          Annnnnd now I remember why everyone thinks reddit is full of scumbags. Anderson Cooper was right.

                                                                                                          [–]Wildinferno 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                                          If you look closely, there is a cat in this photo.

                                                                                                          [–]Turtle_Shark 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                          If you look closely there's a girl in this photo*

                                                                                                          FTFY

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                                                                                                            [–]ninjashorty 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                            Isn't it sad that we all cringe when we see a woman with a normal body on Reddit. We know somewhere in the comments someone is calling her fat. What the hell is wrong with you guys. When anyone slouches they have a bit of a tummy, she is so healthy. Fuck you guys and your unrealistic image on what a woman must look like to be attractive.

                                                                                                            [–]jinkajamared 44 points45 points ago

                                                                                                            Yeah, I clicked the comments out of foolish curiosity... like I always have to make sure, but I'm always like... Not even the fact that they'll immediately call her fat, but that people feel obligated to sexualize her no matter what.

                                                                                                            [–]explainittomeplease 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                            Upvote for the greatest gif I've ever seen, that sums up every time I come on here. Still love it though.

                                                                                                            [–]jinkajamared 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                            i always march into posts much worse than this like "imma fuck up some comments!" next thing i know i'm crying and can't get out and into /r/shitredditsays fast enough

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                                                                                                                [–]soldmysoultoponies 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                To all the people saying she looks fat around the belly:

                                                                                                                If I lay on my back, it feels like my bellybutton is just an inch away from touching my spine. When I'm sitting like that, I certainly get a little pouch like that. Women have extra skin/fat/whatever around the bottom of their belly because WE HAVE TO CARRY A BABY AROUND FOR SEVERAL MONTHS. That extra skin is there so we don't rip apart when it's near the end of the pregnancy. You can tell by her arms and legs that she's not fat. She may not be fit, but she's most certainly not fat.

                                                                                                                I expect to be downvoted and whatever else. Not trying to be some crazy lady, but some of the comments got my fire going.

                                                                                                                TL;DR: all women have extra skin around their bellies. It sticks out even more when sitting the way she is.

                                                                                                                [–]I_am_a_kitten 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                "This shadow shall be mine!"

                                                                                                                [–]xxthegreat 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                am I the only one who thought the kitten looked photoshopped?

                                                                                                                [–]thismessismine 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                For anyone complaining about the belly--I am a size zero and my belly does the same. In fact, I am almost 20 years old and can rarely fit into womens' sizing here in the U.S. I still need to buy junior's sizing which is often cut a bit smaller.

                                                                                                                Honestly, if you think there's something wrong with that belly, you obviously haven't seen many girls' stomachs outside of porn (when the most flattering angles are chosen for obvious reasons). I weigh 100 pounds, seriously, the same thing would happen to me.

                                                                                                                It's not a big deal and it's not unattractive unless you have unrealistic standards of women, in which case... well, enjoy being turned off by every sexual encounter you will ever have. By the way, women have an extra layer of fat over that part of their abdomen for a reason--babies, you can figure out the rest. Peace.

                                                                                                                [–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                I have found literally zero comments complaining.

                                                                                                                [–]thismessismine 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                They're there, just mostly got downvoted a lot or never upvoted in the first place so they would not be as easy to CTRL+F or skim for.

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                                                                                                                    [–]Valestrum 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                    So.. Much.. Adorable.. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, make it stop!

                                                                                                                    [–]Skegetchy 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    That would be so weird if cats walked upright like that. Like a strange little bear/ cat person....

                                                                                                                    [–]Quailificus 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                    Oh Reddit, women can't exist without you telling them why they are sexy or ugly. Have you ever thought that maybe the person in this picture doesn't want to hear about how erotic you think her belly is? Do you think it's super flattering to take a picture of a person hanging out with a kitten and turn it into a debate on what you personally deem physically acceptable?

                                                                                                                    [–]GentlemanREX 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    I'd love to smoosh my face into that kitten's belly. (the girl's cute too)

                                                                                                                    [–]AwayForToday 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                                    Bitch needs to lose some weight, amirite?

                                                                                                                    In an unrelated note, can anyone explain to me why I can't get a date?

                                                                                                                    [–]twoisnotenough 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                    No kidding. She is so gross. But I also can't seem to find a girl to fuck. I'm such a "nice guy!" All these girls just want to friendzone me. Even the fat bitches like this one. I mean, sure, I call them fat bitches, but they should still want my peeeeenis, right?

                                                                                                                    [–]AwayForToday 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                    Clearly society's fault for not understanding your brilliance.

                                                                                                                    [–]twoisnotenough 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    I know! You should see my SAT scores. They should totally publish those to hot girls, you know, the ones who don't weigh like 120 pounds like this fat bitch. If the media has taught me anything, it's that I deserve to have a skeletal bitch at my beck and call. Yeah, I'm totally a redditor.

                                                                                                                    [–]HighAccountant 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    Where was this photo taken? The background looks like Greece, perhaps Mykonos?

                                                                                                                    [–]therapist23 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    i love you thiiiiiiiissss much!

                                                                                                                    [–]ChadtheWad 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    Thanks for showing us the cute kitten, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

                                                                                                                    [–]MortisLocke 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    "I am Sovereign and this hand is mine!"

                                                                                                                    [–]iamanomynous 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                    Two yummy tummies. Mmmmmm.

                                                                                                                    [–]bluesbottle 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    Enough about the human and the cat. The ocean and the background looks amazing. Wonder where that is

                                                                                                                    [–]zoeypantalones 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    Haha, I love when my kitten "plays monster" like that. Just this morning we were battling, and I almost called into work because I was having so much fun.

                                                                                                                    [–]GabyKnows 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                    Oh, look at that sweet belly - what a gorgeous kitten!

                                                                                                                    [–]iamtheowlman 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    October here in Canada.

                                                                                                                    You can keep the kitten and the girl. I just want the weather.

                                                                                                                    [–]rambleon5 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                    Woww seriously? I feel like this "belly" comments would not be made if this picture was a topless male.

                                                                                                                    [–]dvfaa 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                    I miss when my cat was that small :( also I thought this was /r/aww not /r/lulthatgurlhasabitofabellyletsridiculeherforit

                                                                                                                    Jesus people its not that hard! comment on what makes you aww not what's around it

                                                                                                                    [–]thezombiephoenix 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                    You're hot, but you need to work on that tummy. Oh...and the chick is pretty cute too, I guess.

                                                                                                                    [–]explainittomeplease 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                    I like Pie. You do not deserve that many downvotes for that burn on the kitty belly. Turns out people only read the first sentence.

                                                                                                                    [–]llTwistll 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                    A normal persons belly looks like that in that position. Her body is beautiful. To think otherwise, means the media has gotten you.

                                                                                                                    [–]Ranzero 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                    Too much adorableness.

                                                                                                                    [–]Bitter_Idealist 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                    This can't be real. Is this real? Because it's the cutest thing ever.

                                                                                                                    [–]bakinsoda 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                    What kitten?

                                                                                                                    [–]Zimoki 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    it's okay lil nigga you can do it.

                                                                                                                    [–]InSixFour 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                    That kitty has a bit of a belly. Just sayin.

                                                                                                                    [–]cakey138 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                    I had to up vote for the bikini, so cute!

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