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[–]IEntendu 3 points4 points ago

Well he didn't because that's at Tesco.

Also because repost.

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
A new way of paying at Tesco! 3coms 18pts 3mos funny
I'd rather not, thanks 208coms 1621pts 8dys funny
I just want to pay for my shopping 3coms -8pts 8dys WTF
Well Tesco, if you insist... 119coms 1491pts 2mos WTF
If you insist... 96coms 1290pts 7mos WTF
I'm not sure what to do here... 4coms 15pts 6mos funny
I don't think I want to... 1com -4pts 4dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]IEntendu 0 points1 point ago

And people still think that machine even has penis coded into it. At no point would a self scanning machine need to present the word penis.

[–]ElCasaDeTodd 0 points1 point ago

Not even close.